ActionBoyz

Speed (1994)

Pop quiz, Hotshot! What do The Green M&M, Peehole Swabs, and Jan De Bont have in common? They're all mentioned in this episode. The Boyz ride the Keanu-Sandy express all the way to Actiontown. So... let's build a relationship based on sex and keep this puppy above 50 MPH!

Invasion USA (1987)

You can't celebrate the Fourth of July without fireworks, and what's more American than the beautiful explosions created by the infinite bazookas featured in this weeks' cinematic masterpiece, Invasion U.S.A. Bazookas have never been so prominently featured in a film before or since.  So put on your tight jeans, your double holster for your two uzis and leave no less than 5 buttons open on that denim shirt, cause it's time to kick ass for The Red White and Blue. Bonus: Gabrus shares a memor...

Passenger 57

Welcome aboard, you have a first-class ticket to fly on ActionBoyz Airlines. Your inflight movie will be the 1992 classic Passenger 57. We will do everything in our fucking power to make your flight more enjoyable including, laughing at our own jokes, laboriously describing the plot, making problematic racial statements and describing Wesley Snipes' fight scenes like they're the most beautiful/important pieces of art in our lifetime.

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Terminator 2: Judgement Day. What else do you need to know? Well, maybe you're curious why the fuck this episode is so long? It's cuz we're doing commentary to the whole movie in Gabrus' apartment, complete with wing delivery, neighbors, and solicitors. The Actionboyz kick off thier new endeavor with such little confidence they record the show twice. Bonus: Stanger sings some dumb fucking song. 

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Guys! we are beyond pumped to say the first episode of ACTIONBOYZ will be dropping on June 19th, and a new one will be coming every Monday after that.

We will be announcing the episode's movie on the Friday before (here or twitter or whatever) so that you have a weekend to find it in a 5 dollar DVD bin and Stanger doesn't have to walk us beat by beat through the entire screenplay.

We tackle a big movie for our first episode (and the gif MIGHT be a c...