Chapter 356 – Report
Finding the Safe Room on this floor was troublesome, since it was supposedly hidden, somewhere that would not be immediately obvious to most adventurers making their way through the dungeon. However, that was fine. They’d planned on mapping as much of the pyramid as they could, after all, and had plenty of rations tucked away in their inventories.
They did find a couple more traps that were as devious as the one which opened up be...
2024-10-14 21:05:28 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 151 – Live Show
Jack Harris was a bit nervous, and more than a bit excited. That was understandable, of course. The last time this guest had been on his show, terrorists had attacked, only for her to stop bullets midflight and then rip their souls from their bodies, all without even rising from her chair. All while looking like a villain from a fantasy game. Not that having a bit of fear, even though she wasn’t directing her ire at him, was a perfectly natural, ...
2024-10-09 22:03:26 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 355 – Rewarded
Ricardo’s skills got more than enough chance to shine as they moved forward. Spears shooting out from the side, scythe blades arcing through the air at neck height, sometimes a steel spike thrusting up from below, in an attempt to impale someone? The traps had definitely taken a step up in terms of lethality.
Made sense, since they were in a tomb. The traps in the Ranger’s Mansion had been nastier, as well. And the entire Wate...
2024-10-07 20:58:37 +0000 UTC
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Prologue – Trade Chat
(Magical World Disharmony Server, General Chat)
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2024-10-02 14:02:42 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 354 – Into the Pyramid
Getting past Shai-Hulud was both easier and harder than she had thought it would be. Easier, since the Mass Flight spell did not, in fact, call the worm, which made crossing the desert child’s play, even if they were forced to stay barely above the ground. As for how it was harder? Well, when they decided to set a device to call the worm, so that the portal would spawn, the damn thing tried to come up from underneath them!
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2024-09-30 22:57:11 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 353 – Group Meeting
Gracie Dixon looked around at her team as they all slipped into the hot spring bath in the thirteenth floor of the dungeon. The Azure Flames were some of the best adventurers in Swamptown. At Level 25 in Tier 2, they were in the running for one of the highest-leveled parties on Earth, actually. At least when you didn’t count alien visitors or the direct servants of Kuronoth.
Gracie Dixon
High Human Female
Level ...
2024-09-23 20:48:17 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 352 – Preparing
“All right, settle down folks. We all know why we’re here.” Peter Franks said. He was the head of the little satellite office of the Miami Adventurer’s Guild here in Swamptown. He didn’t know how they arranged things in the rest of the world, or on other worlds, but the American Adventurer’s Guild had decided early on to have a three-tier structure. Highest tier was the national Guild, obviously, followed by the state guild (Miami, in t...
2024-09-16 21:59:05 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 351 – Options
As expected, the first day after telling the world about a new difficulty mode being added to the dungeon, the adventurers were out in force. Most were the locals and regulars, the ones who usually dropped into the dungeon at least once a week. They had become used to my dungeon by now, and knew when to fall back. The reason they only delved once a week was because of the cooldown on the escape charms.
Obviously, I didn’t expect ...
2024-09-09 22:16:24 +0000 UTC
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Fair warning, this week is Dragoncon. Like every year, I won't be posting from Wed to Tues, because this is my main vacation for the year. If you're going to the con, say hi if ya see me.
Prologue – Trade Chat
(Adventurer’s Guild Official Forums, Miami Branch)
SunnyBunz, MightyMouse, ImAPally, DontYouWantMe, AsaAkiraIsBae, BestGirl, LatinHeat, Salty, Backpage, Craig34, l33tpally, Anonymous3, Anonymous4, RedFox, Kimiko, DonnyJuan, Crusade...
2024-08-26 18:20:12 +0000 UTC
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I'll admit, this one was a lot of fun to write.
Chapter 41 – Inquisitor
Inquisitor Forthwind the Hammer frowned as his retinue approached the outskirts of Windwater Towne, seat of Windwater Barony in the Kingdom of Dascora. That they had to travel as mere travelers, instead of in full procession galled him. They were the right and proper servants of the gods! All peoples should flock to their banner, and join them, instead of insisting on their sinful indepen...
2024-08-23 20:31:37 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 103 – Running the List
The next name on the list was Deus, real name Biagio Cardo, an Italian national and supervillain. He was actually one of the biggest threats that Serafina fought against, back before he went into quarantine and I turned the angel into my pet. His magic-based powers didn’t function on holy ground, which made her the perfect counter to him.
Honestly, looking at his profile, his big problem was that his powers gave him godl...
2024-08-22 20:19:07 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 147 – Underground
The next morning, Safar met me at the hotel after breakfast. Just the two of us set out for the site. The others stayed behind. The volunteers needed to practice for the ritual, and I had expressly forbidden the mortals from coming along. Out of all the seals, I expected this one to be the most hostile to the living, after all.
Safar’s driver brought the car to a stop just outside the cordon keeping people away from the Sphin...
2024-08-21 19:17:20 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 191 – In-Flight Chat
Any shuttle I stepped foot on, by Ceresan law, was temporarily named Ceres One. Yes, I stole the idea from how any plane the US President is on becomes Air Force One, or any helicopter they’re on becomes Marine One, but that bit of pageantry was good, when applied properly. A bit of properly used pageantry could elevate what would otherwise be a droll and dreary scenario into something inspiring, or it stir hope in those who had none. It all...
2024-08-20 21:45:47 +0000 UTC
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Epilogue – Elsewhere
(Nighthold, Knightmarch, Bluemountain)
The former soldier breathed in the air of an alien world as he stepped through the portal. It had been morning, in Miami, when he set out, but it was clearly the middle of the night here. Looking around, he saw that he was in a temple, one dedicated to Kuronoth, the God of Pleasure, Domination, and Dungeons. However, there were also signs that the place had been dedicated to someone else before...
2024-08-19 13:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Prologue – Hatred
“Run, Ailuin. Run, and don’t look back.”
Ailuin Helecan groaned as his eyes opened, the screams in his nightmare echoing through his head. Those were the last words his mother had told him, the day the city fell. Before that, he had been happy, like any child should be. After? His world turned to ash.
The Kingdom of Smsera had existed for ages, longer than the Great Demon Empire of the Shadowed contine...
2024-08-16 13:59:58 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 102 – Fabricated
Next on the list was Fabricator. Real name: Nina Keyserling. One of the female reality manipulators, she was something of an echo to Warpsmith, in some ways. Her powers were mostly focused around the creation of gadgets and machines that should not work, and, in fact, wouldn’t work without her powers being in effect, like throwing out a grenade that increased the coefficient of friction on everything in its radius to the point that simply walkin...
2024-08-15 21:33:24 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 146 – Goddess
The leather-clad goddess of the hunt smiled, and said, “Yes, my child. You have done well. And it is well that you did as I said in placing the site as close to the Seal as possible. You would not know this, as it is still too early to measure, even for you, but there would be danger for these people, if you had not done so.”
Safar moved forward, and bowed his head respectfully, if not reverently. “M...
2024-08-14 22:00:21 +0000 UTC
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Prologue – Trade Chat
(North American System Information Exchange Forum, formerly Community Building and Civil Defense Chat)
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2024-08-13 19:26:04 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 350 – Interview
(Conference Room, Miami Adventurers Guild Headquarters)
Miguel Sanchez smiled happily as the adventurers walked into the conference room at the Miami branch of the American Adventurers Guild. Rising to his feet, along with the other five people who had been waiting, he said, “Welcome, Bargulg Parod, to you and your companions. Before we begin, I wanted to thank you for taking the time to meet with us. I know it has been a coupl...
2024-08-12 21:43:47 +0000 UTC
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Epilogue – Elsewhere
King Sewell Skysword, third of his name, King of Dascora, was troubled. Twice, in less than a tenday, the Voice of the World had given notice to the entire world about the death of a Hero. The first time, it was likely a farmboy, who got in over his head and died before he could be properly trained. Especially if they were young. According to some records, almost one in four heroes died in such a way, if they did not have some kind of training before ...
2024-08-09 14:03:42 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 101 – Adjudication
Lady Abstract’s induction to the fold was rather simple. I didn’t want her return to the world to be known for a while, but I certainly enjoyed ravishing her, along with Huinnalge and Bulkkoch. The fact that we were doing it on what was her bed, before she was quarantined, and now belonged to my other pets, only made it better. Of course, once I had my fun, I had to decide what to do with her, in the long term. While she was still in this sl...
2024-08-08 20:42:17 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 145 – Dedication
Of course, I couldn’t go directly to the temple for the dedication. As the one commissioning the temple’s construction (or reconstruction, in this case), I had certain responsibilities to fulfill. This was a temple to the Goddess of the Hunt, after all.
The primary responsibility I had, after ensuring that the workers and priest overseeing the construction were protected, was to provide a suitable sacrifice to Murena. The sa...
2024-08-07 22:17:12 +0000 UTC
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Epilogue – Elsewhere
(Count-place, Foodplace, Greenplace)
Cret was smart. Not bug-god smart, but smart. He could count four hands of fingers without using fingers! That why bug-gods make him in charge of giving food to people. Make sure all well fed, for when the bug-gods come to take some of the people.
He no know why bug-gods take people. People think it big honor, that bug-gods pick people to be new bug-gods. He no know about that....
2024-08-06 19:23:40 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 349 – Stakes
Of course, if I was making the raid a battle for control of the city, I had to have a reason why this battle was constantly ongoing, rather than being a one and done affair. Even spoiled nobles wouldn’t accept the kind of cycle of death that would happen if every month or so the city was thrown into civil war as the latest coup tried to usurp power. The losses, both in money and in lives, would be too much for even the largest ego to bear after a wh...
2024-08-05 21:02:17 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 40 – Return to Windwater
The morning after the feast, I was one of the few who weren’t suffering from hangovers. Of course, most of those lucky souls simply knew their limits, and did not overindulge. Darren, a tanner who worked with the leatherworkers in town, simply had the constitution of an ogre. The only time anyone could remember him being hung over was the time some Tier 2 adventurers were passing through town on some business or other, and one of them sh...
2024-08-02 21:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 100 – First Interview
Before entering the interview space, I took a moment to assure my pets that I wouldn’t be needing their services as bodyguards to help talk down or beat down an angry reality controller. They were, understandably, quite relieved at that. Huinnalge blushed, though, when I told them to keep the costumes on, because I planned on taking them off later. She still wasn’t entirely happy with my owning her, according to Bulkkoch, but she was not ...
2024-08-01 20:36:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 144 – Teaching
Once the newborn ghouls were fed and set to training so that they could learn to use their mana in this new form, I used another spell to clean the room. This was a hotel, after all, and it would not do to leave what looked like a murder scene behind. Fortunately, I knew how to clean blood from walls and carpets with magic, so there weren’t any problems on that front.
“And let that be a lesson to the three of you, but ...
2024-07-31 22:10:20 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 190 – Future Plans
With the basic skeleton of a deal in place, we moved on to actual numbers. There was some back and forth, there, but, eventually, we settled on a final deal. North Korea would be getting a full squadron of X-Pattern Hunters, and multiple squadrons of Outlaws. Right now, they’d be getting two squadrons of the Outlaw-T transports, two squadrons of the Outlaw-SM military shuttles, one squadron of the Outlaw-M medevacs, and a half-squadron of Outl...
2024-07-30 21:19:04 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 348 – Raid Composition
As far as I knew, no other dungeon on Earth had put together a Raid. The concept itself wasn’t entirely unfamiliar to people from Earth, since the MMORPG genre had made raids a staple of end-game content for decades, to the point where even non-gamers had heard the term. However, none of the dungeons in the Global DEN had a raid, yet.
However, in the Galactic DEN, I’d seen plenty of dungeons talking about raids. Essent...
2024-07-29 20:48:53 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 39 – Victory Feast
With Earth mages helping to clear the way, I wasn’t surprised to hear that the mine head was clear a few hours before the evening meal was set to be served. Which was good, since I knew that the children and elderly in the mines likely did not want to spend another night underground. Even better, there was still enough in the way of time and kitchen facilities that the villagers could start preparing the victory feast.
Despi...
2024-07-26 17:39:05 +0000 UTC
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