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The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 139

Chapter 139 – Paragons

As I had six times before, I summoned the other Magelords of Risen Athelia, and tasked them with drawing the circles that would guide the magic of the ritual. As they worked, I could not help but grin at how the mighty had fallen. Once, they had been seven of the most powerful mages in Athelia-That-Was, each recognized as the greatest master of their element within the land. Now, they were slaves to my will, forced to work for one of those who they ...

Dark Fate, Chapter 183

Chapter 183 – Shopping

(The Laughing Boots, Merchant District, Ceres)

“This way, Ran! Here’s the store I was telling you about!”

Ran Samiess giggled as her wife pulled her along with one of her tentacles. “Geez, Sissy! It is just a clothes store! Surely you didn’t just drag me out to play dress-up with you? We could do that at home, you know? And with sexier outfits than this place will have.”

Sissari pa...

Lewd Dungeon, Chapter 341

Chapter 341 – Prepared

My ‘boss room’ in the center of the pyramid was a fairly simple affair. A throne of carved and polished obsidian sat upon a dais in the middle of the room, which was lit by braziers in each of the room’s four corners. The dais was a square roughly twenty feet on a side, and it was the only ‘safe’ portion of the room.

Well, safety was relative. After all, that is where my avatar sat as the boss, with my pets Nichole and C...

Reborn as the First Boss, Chapter 32

Chapter 32 – Level Up, Part 2

First off, there were some easy automatic buys. [Glorious Visage] was just a flat buff to all allies in line of sight, and a debuff to enemies in line of sight. The fun thing about percentage-based buffs and debuffs is that the stronger the individual they were applied to, the more effect they had. 10% of 50 was a boost of 5, which was nice, at low levels. 10% of 200 was 20, which was even better.

[Leadership] and [Inspirin...

System Supervillain, Chapter 94

Chapter 94 – Revelations

Bloodmoon’s Interrogation roll, 17-: 3d6 = 8 (Succeed by 9)

Maestro’s modified EGO roll, 4-: 3d6 = 16 (Fail)

Bloodmoon quickly proved herself to be quite the artist with a scalpel. In fact, she had barely started with skinning the sensitive flesh between Maestro’s thighs, and he was already crying out, begging to tell her everything he knew. Not that I could blame him much, in this case. I don’t believ...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 138

Chapter 138 – Prepared

I watched as my disciples helped the others down to the platform. While the others had managed riding the undead steeds well enough, I knew that the first time riding them through the air was something of a fright to normal people. There was a difference between knowing magic was at play, and actually putting your life on the line trusting in it, especially if it was not your magic doing the heavy lifting.

Once they were all here,...

Dark Fate, Chapter 182

Chapter 182 – Mission

(Main Bridge, CRN Mercurial, Interstellar Space)

Captain Griboyedov Ivan Tikhonovich took a breath as the ‘stitch-shock’ faded, and looked at the clock. One minute. Same as the last trip. He’d heard that the Admiral’s more powerful race made it so he suffered the stitch-shock for almost five minutes. Even that was a small number, on the face of things, but an eternity if you were set upon immediately after stitchin...

Lewd Dungeon, Book 35 Prologue

Prologue – Trade Chat

(Adventurer’s Guild Official Forums, Miami Branch)

SunnyBunz, MightyMouse, ImAPally, DontYouWantMe, AsaAkiraIsBae, BestGirl, LatinHeat, Salty, Backpage, Craig34, l33tpally, Anonymous3, Anonymous4, RedFox, Kimiko, DonnyJuan, Crusader, BadCompany, HurricaneGal, Ambassador, Scholar, Righteous, Id10t, Satyr, DarkEnchanter, RangerMiguel, ScoopGirl, VenusFlyTramp, MagicMike, TsundereHealer, Max, LightningLegacy, SwiftTaylor, Domino, Ba...

Reborn as the First Boss, Chapter 31

Chapter 31 – Level Up, Part 1

I groaned as I stirred to wakefulness. Everything ached, and not in that fun, “I got fucked into oblivion last night” kind of way. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d been so sore when I woke up.

You have leveled up!

You are now Level 16.

You have 13100/13600 XP to reach Level 17.

+81 CHA, +18 STR, +18 DEX, +18 WIS, +9 INT, +9 CON

36 Attribute Points to spend.

27 Skill po...

System Supervillain, Chapter 93

Chapter 93 – Interrogations

“Well,” Stepford said, his voice cold, and even, “under Guild traditions of hospitality, traitors give up their rights of safety, so there’s no concern about dealing with him, or his entourage. However, simply eliminating the man out of hand seems wasteful, when it would be good to know exactly what the terms of selling us all out were.”

Maestro growled like a cornered beast, as he looked for a way out. His Chorus w...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 137

Because I have too many bad memories of getting thrown off that damn platform...

Chapter 137 – Titan

With breakfast done, though a little more eventful than anticipated, we made our way to where the Seal of Earth lay. The sinkhole I had been told about was indeed in the middle of a park. Well, it was called Parque Alejo Barrios, at least. In reality, it looked like a series of football fields set up so locals could come together and play. A stadium was litera...

Dark Fate, Chapter 181

Chapter 181 – Musings

(Bridge, Huntship Brethak Claw)

Hasluh the Shadowstalker watched as the small collection of ships stitched out of the system, in one of the gravity shadows of the gas giant that the Humans called Jupiter. He had read what he could about the system, from the Human data networks. The planet’s name was the name of one of the gods of a people long dead, but who had conquered much of the world in their time. All the planets, ...

Lewd Dungeon, Book 34 Epilogue

Epilogue – Elsewhere

“Move, move, move!”

Raúl Moruga urged his team forward as they ran for cover. After watching that ‘Freedomland’ dungeon get what was coming to it, their team had decided that it was time they start learning about dungeons out, away from Texas. Sure, Texas had dungeons, and some of them were spectacular places to delve for loot and levels, but there was a whole world open to them, now that those portals were opening up.

Reborn as the First Boss, Book 4 Prologue

Prologue – Denied

“Open the gates, in the name of the Holy Church!”

Dannet Darkhand, Lord Mayor of Crystalshield, snarled as he looked back upon the force arrayed against his city. A group of Inquisitors, by the looks of them, from Eclana. Self-righteous bastards always went about like they owned the place, even outside of their borders, like they were now.

“Fuck off with your Church shit, Eclanan whoresons!” Dannet answered t...

System Supervillain, Chapter 92

It was pointed out to me that my math didn't math correctly last chapter. Edited it to fix. Now have a new chapter!

Chapter 92 – Unmasked

Stepford took a breath, and said, “Would it be possible to do two trips? So that I can get my staff out of here? Without them providing any resistance, or having weapons that could be illegal on site, my lawyers can hammer the heroes for the damage they’ll do.”

I glanced at Web Mistress, who nodded,...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 136

Chapter 136 – Breakfast Chat

While I was an immortal lich, and therefore did not need to eat to survive, I did still take some pleasure in ‘human’ actions like eating breakfast, when I had cause to indulge in them. It was one of the ways I tried to stay grounded, connected to the mortal world. Some might wonder why I felt it important to remain connected to mortal wants and desires, but they did not understand how easy it would be for me to simply wave a hand and elim...

Dark Fate, Book 19 prologue

Prologue – Trade Chat

(North American System Information Exchange Forum, formerly Community Building and Civil Defense Chat)

abby_gail, bento, RainyDayze, GringottsGoblin, DoritoMan, D.VaLuvr69, Carion, RadicalEdward, FusionGal, NotACop, Scholar, RamblingWreck, Anonymous4, Anonymous6, RedShift, SevenNationArmy, DarkLord, BagOTrix, White_Queen, Faraday, BackpageGal, FullServiceMassage, daytrader, LinaLuv, Skippy, shadow_clone23, THE_MERCHANT, jenny867530...

Lewd Dungeon, Chapter 340

Chapter 340 – Close Call

Once the sacrifice was made, the door slid open with the grinding sound of stone upon stone, allowing them into the interior of the pyramid. Without saying a word, Ashera slid smoothly into the front of the group. Normally, either Bargulg or Ratha would be in the lead, since they were the vanguards, but, even if they hadn’t been in a dungeon, he and his team were far too experienced to believe that there wouldn’t be traps ahead. Tombs always h...

System Supervillain, Chapter 91

Chapter 91 – Problems

Midnight’s words may have been as close to a compliment as she got when talking about men, but I was under no illusions that she had changed her thoughts about me, personally. As she said, this and that were two separate things. She had a strong dislike, possibly even hatred of men as a whole, and those who acted as I did were even higher on her shit list.

Still, there was no need for me to concern myself with that over-much. As ...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, chapter 135

Chapter 135 – Volunteers

By the time I had delivered the recordings of my interrogation of the idiot zealot to the different people I needed them to go to, it was after dinner on Easter Island, and I had no reason to make my pilots go flying through the night, especially since we’d already paid for the hotel rooms. While I had intended to head to the Chilean mainland today, we were not so pressed for time that I needed to rush. Plus, it would give the local government m...

Lewd Dungeon, Chapter 399

Chapter 339 – Sacrifice

“JUST DIE ALREADY!”

A blast of abyssal flame roared along with Ena’s words, causing Bargulg to laugh as the last of the undead in their path were consumed by the sorceress’s fury. “I believe that they were already dead, Ena. You just made them dead again.”

He could practically hear Ena’s teeth grinding as her helmeted head turned to face him. “Really, Master?” He wasn’t the only one who laug...

System Supervillain, Chapter 90

Chapter 90 – Butting Heads

I was considering who I would talk to next in this session of awkward mingling between mind controllers, but it appeared that someone else had decided to take that decision out of my hands. Almost as though they were just waiting for me to get close enough to strike. Well, they probably wouldn’t start anything too bad, not in the middle of the party. But I’d been wrong before.

“Hypnodomme,” I nodded genially to the wom...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 134

Chapter 134 – Soul Searching

The questioning continued for several hours, breaking only so we could have breakfast, and then lunch, brought up for the mortals to eat while I wrung every bit of information from the man’s soul that I could.

It turned out that his name was Noah Barker, and he lived in Detroit. Unmarried, no real connections with people outside of work, no deep connections. The perfect expendable asset, someone who was highly skilled, hig...

Lewd Dungeon, Chapter 338

Chapter 338 – Shai-Hulud

Bargulg looked at his pets, confirming that they were ready. They had managed to avoid drawing the giant beast’s attention as they crossed the desert, even with the restriction on flight being the same as it was on the floor before. Even those of his pets who didn’t have wings were able to use his [Air Plate] spell to walk just above the sand without touching it. It took a toll on his mana, draining just slightly faster than he recovered it, b...

System Supervillain, Chapter 89

Chapter 89 – Party Plans

“Ooh, Icy! So glad you’re here!”

I chuckled at Party Girl’s words as I moved her way. “Really? I don’t think we’ve ever interacted before, Party Girl. And I am quite certain we’ve never worked together, or been on competing jobs.”

“Oh, no, nothing like that,” Party Girl laughed, shaking her hands in denial. “But people talk, you know? You’re pretty famous, or maybe infamous? Like, out...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 133

Chapter 133 – Overconfident

Safar and I chatted for a while, after I set up the barrier that would keep those outside the property line from seeing what was happening. It would not prevent anyone from coming onto the site, however, since it was more like a privacy curtain than anything else. But it would be enough to keep the construction work from unsettling the locals.

Unloading all the building materials from my pocket dimension took some time, even ...

Lewd Dungeon, Chapter 337

Chapter 337 – Considerations

I chuckled as I looked on, watching Bargulg and his pets as they reacted to the gift I left them in the treasure chest. Sure, they’d taken the safest, least-interesting way to defeat the boss, but I couldn’t really fault them for that. The Lewd Uranium Slime Lord was dangerous enough that I’d left it at the peak of Tier 2, rather than bumping it to Tier 3.

And it wasn’t like they just blasted it in one go. They used ...

System Supervillain, Chapter 88

Chapter 88 – Opening Moves

“Ah, Iceblade, so good of you to come,” Stepford said, as we approached, and reached out to shake my hand. “Especially with such an elite group of companions. I expect things will be quite interesting before the end of the night.”

Stepford was an average-looking man. As in, profoundly average looking. Average height, weight, and build. Black hair and brown eyes, with skin that was not tanned, but colorful enough to sho...

The OP Lich is a Returnee, Chapter 132

Chapter 132 – Preparations

One of the reasons I had decided for us to have a small layover on Easter Island was because, shortly before takeoff, Lilah had contacted me, and told me that the property deal in Egypt had gone through. There were some local concerns, of course, but I had the land I needed, and permission to start building a temple to Murena. Which was good, because I needed the work finished before I went there to deal with the seal.

It was ...

Lewd Dungeon, Chapter 336

Finally back from Rising Phoenix Game Con. Had a blast, but ready to get back to writing. Here's one from the buffer, though, because it is too late to start today.

Chapter 336 – First

They waited until nightfall, locally, before moving out. The darkness didn’t bother any of them, since even those who didn’t have enhanced vision through their higher-tier races had enchantments and gear that allowed them to see quite well, certainly well enough to climb th...