Chapter 101 – Jailbreak
Once she was sure that there weren’t any enemies nearby, Vasquez got to work. Her class was Ranger, but she’d picked up the Trapfinding, Disable Device, and Lockpicking skills for obvious reasons. Not only did it help with the dungeon’s traps, but it helped against things in the outside world, as well. Unfortunately, she hadn’t picked up Magic Trapfinding or Disable Magical Device, which were higher levels of the basic skills, and not bein...
2018-12-10 18:13:50 +0000 UTC
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2018-12-07 16:12:20 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, folks. Author-sama was bad, and didn't get much writing done this week, because of a bit of sickness, and finding one of those 'one more turn' style games that sucked him in for a couple days straight. But here's a chapter!
Chapter 95 – Recovery
They had to wait for half an hour due to Turner rather… aggressively going after Vasquez. Since she had never shown any interest in the fairer sex before, they hoped that, as with all the Demon’s conco...
2018-11-20 06:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 91 – Reassess
Once they were all dressed (with Howe pulling spare gear from hir pack), Hicks took a breath, and said, “All right, safe to say that Goblin Town kicked our asses. I think we can all agree that things were going well up until the fight with the Boss Goblin. So, let’s go through it and figure out what went wrong, so we don’t go through that again. We still need to make it to the altar so we can try and fix those of us who got changed. That means...
2018-11-08 00:12:00 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-04 22:48:49 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 81 – Unwelcome Addition
The Crimson Valkyries took a moment to rest, and gather their thoughts after the rather… unorthodox way the last boss fight had gone. Mari, smiling happily despite the fact that she had been in the center of a three lizardman orgy, simply shrugged off the questions of her friends. She’d always been a lesbian, and not the least interested in any male, at least, not in that way. But ever since she’d taken the gift that Lord Ku...
2018-10-03 03:01:51 +0000 UTC
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(Holy crap, already to book 9?)
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2018-10-02 17:03:29 +0000 UTC
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It has been a while since we had a nice, solid run of the dungeon, so expect some fun with the Valkyries this arc.
Chapter 71 – Return
After they’d returned from dealing with the undead wave to the north, the Silver Valkyries had left Swamptown. Given the results of some of their previous dives into the dungeon, none of them were especially keen on going back into the demon’s lair, especially now that his Temple was there. Instead, they had gone north, escorti...
2018-09-06 21:17:26 +0000 UTC
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Book 7 will be going to Amazon soon. Read it while it is here, and then it will be going to Kindle Unlimited.
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2018-09-04 22:16:20 +0000 UTC
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The Boss of the undead for the dungeon will be 'special'. What do you guys want them to be?
2018-08-07 03:23:41 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 61 – Boned
(The Necropolis)
After a long and thorough consideration of the facts, Thomas Gravefallow, scion of a family with a long history of academics, historians, and archaeologists, had come to the conclusion that, despite there being some cosmetic benefits, the unnatural state of living in undeath was not his cup of tea. Indeed, if one were to ask him about his feelings on the subject, Thomas would be happy to tell you, over the course of several hours...
2018-07-30 03:02:46 +0000 UTC
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So, have I told you guys lately how much you rock? Well if I haven't, I'm telling you now. You are all awesome, and I'm glad for every last one of you!
With the last reward just finishing as Lewd Dungeon 6 is now on Amazon, I've been thinking about what to set for the next reward. And, since you people are the reason I do this page, I thought I'd see what you wanted as the next reward.
2018-07-29 20:33:57 +0000 UTC
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Book VII – Bones, Claws, and Fins
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2018-07-28 04:36:05 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 51 – The Soldiers
(Conference room at a military base in Miami)
Maria Sandiego, the newest field reporter for Channel 5 News, looked over at her camerawoman, Zoe Barret, and said, “So, we set up for everything, Zoe?”
Zoe nodded, “Yeah, we’re set up. So why we starting with the military if we’re doing a special on the dungeon? Why not go with some adventurers?”
“Because the two teams of adventurers best known for going into t...
2018-07-05 22:31:48 +0000 UTC
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2018-07-02 03:41:22 +0000 UTC
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And here we have it, the third part of the patron reward contest, where you wonderful people will now decide which of the best suggestions I got will be the next plot arc for Lewd Dungeon.
2018-06-13 04:41:55 +0000 UTC
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All right! You guys were pretty overwhelming in choosing Lewd Dungeon as the story for the reward, so everyone submit your plot arcs here, and then I'll pick the best ones so you guys can choose. Then I'll get with the Patron who submitted the idea, and we'll work out how this'll go down.
2018-06-03 15:07:54 +0000 UTC
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OK folks, here's how the contest for the $500 goal you guys met is going to go. There will be three parts to the contest. In the first part (this poll) you guys pick which story the reader-assisted plot arc will be in. Part 2 will come after the poll closes, and will be a call for suggestions for that story. Part 3 will be me picking my favorites of the suggestions, and posting another poll so you people can decide whose idea is best. And when that poll closes, I get with the winner and we work ...
2018-05-30 03:23:27 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 41 – Enchantment!
(Goblin Town)
“Are you… quite sure about this, Donnager?”
The goblin boss looked sheepishly back at me, but nodded. “Yes, Master. He might not look like much, and he’s a tad simple, but he’s got a knack for Enchanting. I think he used to be a human, but wild magic when the dungeon broke, you know how it is. Addles the mind sometimes.”
The ‘person’ we were talking about was one of the goblins that had been capt...
2018-05-26 14:49:16 +0000 UTC
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Oh my, two releases in a day!
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2018-05-25 04:00:35 +0000 UTC
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What is this? Someone got inspired and wrote extra today? Yes indeed!
Chapter 31 – Hell to Choose
“I’LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!”
The enraged paladin launched herself towards the zombies, intent on getting to the demon sitting on the throne behind them, sword held high as she prepared to slaughter everything in her path in a quest for some righteous revenge.
Unfortunately for her, she didn’t get more than a foot before she wa...
2018-05-03 00:14:52 +0000 UTC
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I'll leave the Book 3 stuff up for a couple more days before pulling it so Amazon doesn't yell at me when I submit it. But for now, here's the start of book 4!
Book IV – Slimes And Goblins
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2018-05-02 19:14:59 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 3 – The First Crime
There are many ‘firsts’ in a man’s life. First day of school. First car. First crush. First kiss. First time slow dancing. First time ‘going all the way’. First job. First paycheck. First speeding ticket. Being a super, whichever side of the law you might fall on, doesn’t change that. In fact, you only find that it adds a whole new level of ‘firsts’ that you have to remember.
For a supervillain, one of the big ‘firsts...
2018-04-24 17:08:01 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 2 – Midnight Train
I blame the next few years of my life after running away from home on TV and movies. There’s a somewhat romanticized view of ‘hobos’ moving around the country by riding the rails, stowing away on freight trains for an easy way to get from A to B. Hell, there was even some of that in that movie about the escaped convicts in the deep south. I mean, even if you weren’t homeless, there were songs and stuff about just getting on a train and ...
2018-04-15 13:03:09 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 1 – Broken
Call me Ishmael… no, that’s not it.
Squire Trelawney, Doctor Livesey, and the rest… no, not that either.
In a hole in a ground there lived a hobbit… that’s not right.
OK, enough screwing around. I was born… well, let’s just say that I’m a Scorpio and I was born in Atlanta in 1983. That’s enough hints for the people who will no doubt be pouring over this book trying to figure out my secret identity. Who knows, by the ...
2018-04-08 08:18:09 +0000 UTC
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So book 2 of Lewd Dungeon is going up on Amazon. Which means once again I have to pull some of the chapters off here to keep the firebreathing dragons at bay. Work on book 3 still ongoing.
2018-04-03 17:22:43 +0000 UTC
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As promised, here is the prologue to the new Frozen Soul story, which will be about Iceblade's 'pre-war' years. This will be Patreon Exclusive (because you people made it possible) until I get ready to publish, and then will go up on KU. I'm going to try and get at least one chapter of this one out a week.
Memoirs of a Supervillain
A Frozen Soul Story
Prologue: So You Want to Be a Supervillain?
What is a Supervillain?
Contrary to whatever...
2018-03-29 15:14:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey, gang! Just wanted to let you know that the poll results are in, and the clear winner is going and doing Iceblade's pre-war adventures. Work will begin on that shortly, and it will be posted as a Patreon exclusive for you awesome folks until it is collected, and published on Amazon.
The new goal is simple. When we get to $500, I'll hold a drawing, and the winner gets to help me do the next plot arc in one of my stories! Also, if you have ideas for future goals/rewards, feel free...
2018-03-26 14:19:27 +0000 UTC
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And here we pick up again with our favorite band of soldiers as they once again meet the 'demon', and once again he makes them a terrible offer.
Chapter 21 – Zombie Lust
Hicks was visibly having trouble keeping things in his pants. This was worse than the typical reaction men had while in the dungeon. The effects of his contact with the Seeder Bush had, it seemed, left him with a permanent erection. Such a condition was, as one might have expected, difficult to wa...
2018-03-22 18:38:12 +0000 UTC
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So, this starts off book 3. I decided with the prologues for these books I'd do my ever-popular Trade Chat format, since people seem to enjoy it.
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2018-03-21 16:18:52 +0000 UTC
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