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The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 44

My taking the VIP to the World Governer's palace wasn't just to get on the world leadership's good side... No, I was well aware that the damned Mechanium had me on their blacklist for daring to make and improve technology I hadn't 'found' that had been in a junk pile for millennia.

No, I had a very important plan for going to the top spires of the Hive City. See for all that I want to use ai-robots to strip trash and mass produce my Glimmer fabricators or likewise just use robots in gen...

Weekly Update

Alot of stories with longer chapters are commissioned currently. So I will have a couple of days through the week to work on the longer chapters and I will not post anything.

Monday- Workday
Tuesday- Shortbus, Great Great Asset
Wednesday- Gamer
Thursday- Workday
Friday- Martial Glory, Broken Hearts
Saturday- Supergene
Sunday- Shopkeeper long chapter

These multiple longer chapters may be a bit of an ambitious plan but I want to see if I can get this done.

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Emergency 15k Word Poll

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Bloody Evolution Chapter a bit of 19 R-18

I was rather exhausted after the long series of

Sword is equal to Wand, Chapter 1

"You... Are the unluckiest fucker I have ever seen in my life." My sponsor chucker wryly as I just pouted.

"You died to some overweight fat chick who bought a three hundred dollar wand at Universal Studios and stabbed you with it when she fell on you with her full... GIRTH." 

My eye twitched as my sponsor just continued to chuckle before he got his demented laughter under control and continued. "Alright alright, man... Anyway, I have a congo line of Jakes to reincarnate so le...

Cursed to Infinity Chapter 16

Both Anya and Alyx went off to bed and after a few minutes, the super-groomer had arrived probably via Ui Ui teleporting her here.

I came up to the door, and after looking through the peephole I saw the two girls silver hair and I opened it up with Ui Ui smiling and giving me a small wave as Mei Mei spoke confidently. "I have come up with a full Binding Vow and through the use of some contacts I have written it up into a contract and I think that we can both be happy with it."

"Co...

Great Great Asset Chapter 17

For a moment I considered snapping my gun upwards and just shooting them as I had alreadly been burned so badly in messing with other people... But although I was still a bit raw about what happened a few hours ago.

I wasn't stupid. I knew these two girls were Sekirei and thus could laugh at my mundane even if unlimited ammo shotgun and submachine gun.

So I stood my ground and said firmly. "I am afraid I will need to go, another group is coming up from another section. Also, I am ...

Aeon of Creation Chapter 10

"Where does the Stellaron start, and where does it end inside of your mind Cocolia?" I spoke as I threw aside any thought of. 'Allowing the newbies shine.' I had a fucking Stellaron's will staring me in the face and I would not suffer its existence.

Cocolia's face turned into a frown as she spat. "You have no idea the suffering we of Belebog have suffered in fighting off the eternal winter for centuries!"

And with that, I exhaled and everyone paused. All the guards paused, Bronya,...

Cursed Edgerunner Chapter 2

It was rather clear that the Jake who reincarnated me here got into a mite bit of trouble as the house he gave me was literally a cheat all of its own honestly... Probably better than the cheat of regeneration and whatever he tuned my body up with so I could use whatever chrome I wanted.

As apparently all Jake's also got their bodies tuned up so they could use whatever native magic they could get ahold of with. So it's not like he gave me anything too special.

But this house he ga...

Night City Legend Chapter 2

My power/cheat was that of high-end technology being within my grasp. But what remained was simple. What did I want to do with my cheat was the question?

I had three major paths I could see for myself and my cheat power. First the Satisfactory part of mining up basically endless resources was ignored as I worked to invest all my time and technology into myself to make myself into a living genetic god with cyberwar installed to take care of whatever weaknesses remain. While probably beco...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 54 Alt POV

The Knave, Arlecchino, and the Lions Wind Jean Gunhildr were both bodily slammed through. Not into, through one of the large mountains surrounding Liyue Harbor.

"My patience does not match the lifespan of the mountains of Liyue... Where is Jake Bariss?" A deep male voice spoke coldly.

Jean's form was covered in powerful winds as she pushed the broken rubble off her form and she got back up to her feet slightly shakily. "I had nothing to do with Jake Bariss other than meeting him i...

Kitsune in Teyvat Chapter 24

"You know what... Maybe a humble little kitsune shouldn't be trying to trek all the way across the fucking world. Without a map!" I screamed.

As I stared with weak eyes towards the sight before myself. I saw the city of Mondstadt down the cut-down mountains in the distance... I had apparently gone entirely too far to the East rather than heading North East in trying to find a land passage from Liyue to Fontaine.

"Whelp... I can lay low in Mondstadt for a bit." I thought that even ...

Weekly Update

Monday- Busy getting dental work... So can't write then I am probably going to be on pain meds
Tuesday- Kitsune, Martial Teyvat
Wednesday- Night City Legend
Thursday- Cursed Edgerunner
Friday- Aeon of Creation, Great Great Asset
Saturday- Cursed to Infinity, Suprise
Sunday-Bloody Evolution- Long chapter

Celestial Path Chapter 11

The scarred face of the Jounin Commander Shikak

Upgrades Chapter 92

The weight of the heavens was crushing all within the room. 

Ouranos's domain of the heavens, the sky, and dominion was crushing the rioting dungeon's wrathful turbulence. But that fury and power was also being directed towards the two divines and their captains that were forced to hunch over under the furious gaze of the Primordial God.

"I am not amused... I am not a kind god... I am not a god who came down to this world to fix mortals heretical mistakes." Ouranos spoke cold...

Aeon of Creation Chapter 9

"Aeons be damned... They couldn't last even ten minutes without getting into trouble?" I hissed as we watched the Silvermane guards looking for more outsiders.

I brushed a hand across my face as I realized we were in actual trouble as we had... Fucking zero clue where the hell the girls went. For all I knew, they were already running into the Underworld or something.

But then Dan Heng said with dismal optimism. "Maybe the girls did get picked up by the Silvermane guards... But it ...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 18

After the lesson on being blooded, with the weight of a scum bag's life on my hands, the shorter class all too soon released their students with everyone going for their lunch.

Once we got to the cafeteria and I grabbed myself a light, flavorless lunch of grilled chicken and rice as my stomach wasn't the best after killing someone in cold blood. We all sat down with Ren, Alice, and Velvet joining us as they got out of their own lessons as well.

"So Jake got blooded on some crimina...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 53 R-18... Finally!

Meeting with the clans and sects that decided to appear for my wedding due to their connections, wealth, and power was great enough that they deserved an honorary meeting went... Surprisingly well.

Sure it was painfully clear they looked down at my level of cultivation. But they had two things they had to consider in the face of my marriage to Keqing. 1- I was literally a walking treasure trove with my current annual income of spirit stones being more than some of their own total spirit...

Pokemon, Multiversal Streamer Chapter 21

With Nunally healed she went back home without issue as she was still unable to walk with her weak body that had been kept in a wheelchair for close to a decade probably.

That and I was a bit tired from the battle with Brock so I wanted to get to bed soon so I could wake up early tomorrow.

So after waking up the following day. Ai and I hit the road. I wanted to hit Cerulean City to get the Prism Scale that my Feebas would need to say nothing of beating Misty or her sisters to get ...

Hunter/Teyvat Chapter 119

"Long have I foreseen this meeting travelers from another world. I waited precisely for this time well aware that you all have fled Liyue from a great and terrible fire marked by devestation!" Mona spoke proudly.

My lips twitched as Paimon announced. "Wait so you saw the future and learned that Ei would burn down our house in Liyue while trying to cook?" 

Mona's face itself pinched as she realized how odd her fortune-telling was. But she still coughed and said. "Ahem... Indee...

Aeon of Creation Chapter 8

The trip to the city of Belobog went... Fine. Besides dealing with a couple of void/Fragmentum monsters that roamed around the warmer city limits. And soon enough Sampo brought us into the city walls itself through a small tunnel.

And once we were past the city walls proper Sampo clapped his hands and said proudly. "Well well! Good old Sampo brought you, ladies and gentlemen, into the humble city of Belobog. I hope your trip goes well, and remember shhhhh!"

"Wait, where do we go t...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 43

I sent the Inquisitor a notice that I would be taking over the VIP escort mission with a squad of my best warriors. In reality, I was keeping most of my superhumans busy getting used to their new Mjolnir power armor that was warded and sanctified to all hell and back.

Each and every suit of armor was fitted for each of my super soldier guardsmen and especially the Ogryns needing custom fitting armor. The majority of the sisters of battle are engaged in doing rotations of ritual prayers ...

Great Great Asset Chapter 16

I looted a few Primordial Energy Item's or PEI items from the remains of the vampires along with Ada Wong... And afterwards, I moved Mizuhara's body into the gym I previously cleared out so I could put her on a nice soft gym mat and cover her up with another mat.

It wasn't like I had a shovel to give Mizuhara a proper burial in anycase. But... Once I calmed down, once I truly got my head back on straight. I processed the information that my sponsor was still looking out for me.

"M...

Weekly Update

Monday- Great Asset, Shortbus
Tuesday- Aeon of Creation. Hunter/Teyvat
Wednesday- Pokemon Streamer
Thursday- Martial Teyvat
Friday- Bloody Evolution
Saturday- Aeon of Creation, Upgrades
Sunday- Celestial Path

Martial Glory, Chapter 38 bit of R-18

After a couple of minutes of speaking with Rino

Poll for this weeks 15K word chapter

Do not fret, I plan to also do an, around 5k word Bloody Evolution chapter as well this coming week.

Super Gene Ascension Chapter 3

After a moment of thought, and considering Yang Mali's offer. I came to a pretty straightforward observation. This Sanctuary? Even for the lowest level was extremely dangerous.

As a human, I was outmatched in strength, and other biological features the other creatures of this Sanctuary had... What the hell was I going to do when a flying scorpion could turn itself invisible and with a single injection of its stinger could kill a man with all stats up to Mutated rank fully filled out? 2024-09-14 15:28:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Upgrades Chapter 91

"Its fucking dead!" I roared weakly before I slammed face-first into the ground as I felt a burning sensation in my nose... Meaning I was bleeding internally from overusing my 'Mind' or mana.

So I just laid there face first just outside the collapsed remains of my old house for a couple of minutes until I heard Elanor's voice calling out. "Jake where are you, are you alright?" 

But being face down I couldn't really respond and a minute later I heard her footsteps as she climb...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 52

Getting ready for my wedding the following day was fucking hell... Ningguang had several of her retainers come dress me up in traditional Liyue attire, and they were fucking vicious old ladies.

Telling me to sit up straight like an arrow at all times, teaching me how to properly sit cross-legged on a palanquin that was in motion... Did you know that sitting inside a small carriage being carried by four strong men was bumpy as all fucking hell when they went to walk up stairs?

Did ...

Night City Legend Chapter 1

My sponsor was eating a bag of crunchy chips rather obnoxiously as I stared at him with a deadpan expression. And with no shame he held out a chip and said. "My guy... You traveled across the states to get to Florida for a vacation. Only to just die at the airport via a random ass spider biting your ass while sitting on the toilet." 

I sighed with a groan escaping me as I grumbled. "I just got some free time from my work and hobbies too... And after such a terrible in-flight meal, ...