Azazyel

Aeon of Creation Chapter 5 Alt POV

"That be damned Aeon!" Herta screamed as she smashed a summoned hammer into the be dammed glowing gemstone that J̶a̶k̸e̵ ̷B̸a̶r̴i̶s̵s̷ had given them.

And wasn't that a lovely surprise for Herta after THEY had left the space station. After it had left, its seeming protection had left them, meaning to call upon their true names was to gain their power upon their forms and cause mental damage by trying to stare into the eldritch Aeon.

"Madame Herta, I think Creation wasn'...

Kaori and Kiyomi Picture

Pictures of the two. Kaori first, Kiyomi is second one

Celestial Path Chapter 10

You know... Despite knowing Quelaag wasn't a th

Upgrades Chapter 87

After a couple of hours of talking with Materia, in the upper cabin and making out a bit... Just a bit. We rejoined Eris out on the deck to talk some more before I brought the ship back to the shoreline and then put it back into my taming space seeing as the ship was technically alive.

From the shoreline we walked back into the streets of Melen and as we were talking, I asked curiously. "So Eris, how did the rest of the criminal purge go?" 

The 'blind' magic-wielding swordswo...

Last Day Bunker Chapter 4

Taking in Sarah's fairly decent-sized apartment I didn't have to wonder about the older daughter and her triplet toddlers for long as she obviously went straight to the young children who would need their breathing treatments.

But I didn't enter the side rooms or anything as I just respectfully collapsed into a nice love seat so could finally unwind and relax for a good minute. But I could hear Sarah ever so quietly talking with her daughters while I just relaxed in the somewhat oppress...

Hollow/FGO Chapter 32

With Gilles dead, I just leaned down to snap up the Golden Grail as I looked around with a wry smile. As we had bum-rushed through the Orleans singularity so quickly that we missed several ally servants like Elizabeth, Kiyohime, Siegfried and others.

"Well Blake... That was a bit of overkill." I heard Romani speaking through Gudako's comms unit.

I shrugged and looking around at the utter devastation of Paris, I said frankly. "Gilles had opened a portal to the eldritch void of spac...

Hero Within, Monster Without Chapter 20

Panacea kept me in a relaxed stupor for... God knows how long honestly. Days? Weeks? I had no way to tell with how I would occasionally wake up only to fall back asleep.

But for however long she kept me asleep, she also kept my body from physically exploding upon itself as my enlarged soul continued to heal itself until I was no longer constantly having the soul equilvalent of an unending pulsing migraine.

And after a while... I healed, I became better to put it simply from my ham...

Shortbus Chapter 41

The Tzeentch could turn the upper hives levels of elites into monsters that would kill the world with political games. Slaanesh would have everyone fuck each other to death. Khorne would have everyone stab each other to death.

The monster that was Nurgle was an entirely different beast. His goal wasn't to just tear everything down. No, his objective was the very core of rot and a slow march to oblivion.

Which played into his famous Poxwalkers of mutated humans that had their bodie...

Genshin/Hunter Chapter 115

With a new day, came new struggles... By that, I meant that I was struggling to keep my sanity as five women and in Ei, Shenhe, Eula, Lumine, and Paimon hoarded our houses two bathrooms...

Fucking Paimon and Ei weren't even human! Ei was a puppet and didn't even poop!

At least I think that's how it works. But even then Ei was a woman and you could never know.

But once everyone got their lives back together I looked around at our assembled party and spoke. "Well, I need to ta...

Rosario + Vampiric Dragon Chapter 31

Kuyo's kitsune full kitsune form was rather large... In the view of a human anyway. The size of a horse, with glowing golden fur and he had five tails of flowing flames slowly whipping around like a cat readying itself to pounce.

But in my full dragon from which I was in... I dwarfed Kuyo frankly. His kitsune form was as tall as a large draft horse. But myself? I could stack two maybe three elephants on top of each other and still be taller then them.

My blood-red eyes gazed down ...

Paladin of Shadows Chapter 20

I was honestly getting spoiled... Going from waking up in my old world with my dog snuggling up with me in my bed. To waking up in this world with Delta aggressively snuggling up with me and Zeta smothering me as she curled up around my head.

But after getting the lazy Zeta up off my face and taking a quick shower to wash off the slight sweaty feel that came with sleeping with two people... Without air conditioning! I got myself ready to go as I went straight to the office where Hestia ...

Weekly Update!

Monday- Paladin/Danmachi, Rosario
Tuesday- Genshin/Hunter, Shortbus
Wednesday- Worm/Monster Within, Hollow/FGO
Thursday- Bunker
Friday- Upgrades
Saturday- Celestial Path/ Da biggest chapter
Sunday- Aeon of Creation

Somehow the Poll tied...

So seeing as I refuse to write multiple 15k word chapters and I was told not to split the chapters up as well.
The final poll result now.

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 73

I glared through bloodshot eyes as Mash coldly held out a hand. "You have landed on my Boardwalk monopoly master... You owe me 6000 with three hotels on the property." 

My hand slapped to my heart as I wheezed as the callous form of Mashu Kyrlieght heartlessly robbed my 'corpse' of all my property cards and remaining money. 

"Let it be known... Mash, for some reason, has cheats when playing Monopoly." Mami said in a deadpan voice.

'Fucking fate nonsense of having c...

Weekly 15k word chapter

Did a quick poll on Discord whether I should do another 15k word chapter this coming week, and it was a unanimous yes. So here is the list of stuff that has commissions to support 15k words.
Votes are multiple-choice as well.

Voting poll

You guys got the next few hours to vote on what I write a longer chapter of in these free days I got. On Sunday I will post the chapter.

Bloody Evolution Chapter 15

"Ladies, why don't you go secure our room. I im

Diggy Diggy Hole Chapter 7

'Jeeze... What the hell is with all the tiny earthquakes?' I thought as I reached Master Snorlot's domain within the clan's tunnels.

And before I even went to activate the steam-powered door it slid open with myself blinking as Master Snorlot with red-rimmed eyes snarled. "Boy! Get in here now!" 

And he dragged me into his forge with his deceptively strong hands that held the back of my leather-lined forging smock.

"Snorlot! Let go of me ye snaggly tooth old fucking cod...

Upgrades Chapter 86 Alt POV

In terms of so-called Boss monsters within the dungeon. They were rated to levels in which a single adventurer could be expected to be able to kill with... Relative safety and security.

The Goliath was rated as a level four. The Voltimera the hidden boss monster of level 27 was considered a level five. The Amphisbaena was considered level six if it was within water otherwise high level five. Udeaus was considered a high level six, and known only privately via a few Familia's if it was f...

Cursed to Infinity Chapter 13

Slamming face-first into my couch I screamed loudly into a pillow at the day's bullshit.

Which was obviously the smart yet still manly thing to do when faced with overwhelming mental... Feelings. 'Ick'

Just screaming it all into your pillow and then taking a shower with some hype music was the best way to wash away the day's bullshit.

But I didn't even get to that point in men's destressing protocols when a wry voice spoke up from the hallway. "I can just go back into my roo...

Aeon of Creation Chapter 4

A few minutes into my restoring of the Astral Express, which was slow going due to large amounts of divine enchanted materials that were meant to tunnel through dimensions and last for countless millennia.

I heard Himeko's voice coming out in a calm... But cold manner as she spoke from the window in the boarding section where we were. "No, researchers may not come aboard, nor may they collect any physical samples of the Astral Express." 

And then the door of the train opened ...

Major News/Patreon Price Change

First of all its not mine or Patreons fault. Its fucking Apples fault. They are forcing all Patreon app purchases on IOS to be done through Applepay or the App so they will take a 30 percent cut.

Hence naturally Patreon has to raise the prices of everything by 30 percent to compensate... Please all of you on IOS please switch payments to be done via any other browser, I don't want to apple to literally siphon 30 percent for doing nothing.

Martial Teyvat Chapter 49 Alt POV

"No, we will not be selling off a registered civilian and member of the Liyue Qixing, Jean Gunhildr." Ningguang all but growled as the powerful martial artist/knight sat across from her with a couple of her fellow knights behind her as well.

And sitting to her sides were the other two designated representatives of Inazuma and Sumeru with their guardians and followers. With Inazuma playing hard in sending the infamous nine-tailed kitsune's Kitsune Saigu and Yae Miko.

While Sumeru h...

Cursed to Infinity Chapter 12

Fucking Makima... I had hoped to stay out of Chainsawman's bullshit Control Devil nonsense for as long as I could. But it seems with myself  being made a Special Grade Sorcerer in terms of supporting others.

I had no choice but to stick out like a damn nail for her to pick at.

The question is now... How long until Makima decides she needs to use a hammer claw to pull me out into her grasp? Or use the hammer to simply nail me down and remove me from the board altogether.

Weekly Update!

Monday- Cursed Infinity, Martial Teyvat
Tuesday- Aeon of Creation,
Wednesday- Cursed Infinity, Upgrades
Thursday- Diggy Diggy Hole

Friday-Sunday Ok! I was given a challenge. To release a fifteen thousand word Bloody Evolution chapter by this weekend. Frankly if I write other stuff my brain will be too scattered to finish it. But I hope that if I give myself three days open for it. I can finish it with time to spare.

And if I do get it done early? Then I don't know... I...

Super Gene Ascension Chapter 1

When someone says, they died via a mail bomb... They would think that an actual exploding or chemical weapon was mailed to someone's mailbox. And when it was opened, it led to their deaths in some way.

I myself? Nope, I died via a Zip File Bomb as I was a dumbass who got Elon Musk's unprotected neural interface and then when I went to download a meme off facebook my brain got fried when the tiny computer imbedded in my head overheated.

So... Fuck you Elon Musk, I still hadn't gott...

Warhammer Chapter 104

Da Green Lads... Fucking the Green Boyz. I was losing fucking brain cells as I punched Orks through walls, and cutting Orks in little giblets as cutting Orks into four or five people typically didn't even kill them.

Fun fucking fact of the day. Did you know that decapitating an Ork was literally only a minor inconvenience to them when an ork 'Painboyz' just stuck the decapitated head onto another Ork's shoulders.

Yeah, I had to properly pulp their brains and destroy their four fuc...

Marvelous Shop, Chapter 5

I must have been put asleep as I awoke to a loud hissing noise ringing out as I began shivering hard. 'Fucking bullshit!' 

"Oh my god... Someone is still alive!" A female voice hissed out as my blurry eyes cleared up and I took a deep breath with blessed warmer air filling my lungs.

"Nora?" I spoke as I knew her name and her face scrunched up before she exhaled and replied. 

"What a terrible state we are in right Jake? Alright come on, get up young man." She ordere...

Bloody Evolution Glossary/Info Page. Subject to change.

Jake Bariss- Aura = 1000 points
No magic 'As of yet' 
Creations/Shipgirls- 

Prinz Eugen- Aura = 700 points
8 × 20.3 cm (8 inch) guns 12 × 10.5 cm (4.1 in) SK C/33 guns 12 × 3.7 cm (1.5 inch) SK C/30 guns 8 × 2 cm (0.79 inch) C/30 guns 12 × 53.3 ...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 48

A loud slurp rang out breaking the tense silence as I drank my comfort hot chocolate.

The water Yaksha Bonanus gave me an annoyed look at my noise but the earth Yaksha Menogias gave a wry smile as he coughed. "So... we felt abyssal taint at your house. Within Liyue Harbor itself."

He brushed a hand through his golden brown hair before saying tiredly. "Jake why is there abyssal taint that is of spiritual and life force level of Nascent Soul and Martial Saint?" 

Left unsa...