Azazyel

Got my days mixed up...

Alrighty so let's all agree today is Saturday and tomorrow is Friday in some weird timeline fuckup.

Personally I blame Loki. Oh and EverPeach and Shiro for making me do Overwatch and Helldiver's too late into the night.

Sorry guys wasn't paying enough attention XD.

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 15 R-18

We had run dozens of miles using parks and light forests dotting Boston to avoid cameras until we hit another suburban area and Annika showed off a special talent she had in hotwiring cars and with a stolen nicer but older car that undoubtedly had insurance to replace it, we were off.

"So... Have you guys run into the Daywalker before?" I asked Annika and Elsa as I was sitting in the back seat with them while Hinata was taking the first turn at driving us away from Boston and to the wes...

Just a heads up.

Ok so I got a little trio of new stories commissioned. Yes I know I have too many stories, yes I am aware that not only I am, but you guys are also screaming about it.

So I am saying this straight up now. Until I finish two or three fics after these next three new ones are started. There will be no more new fics.

Celestial Path Chapter 5

There was a moment of silence as Anko stared at me incredulously and I... I wanted to phase into the ground die from a misused Mole In The Ground jutsu at this point.

But as Anko's incredulous look faded as her brain rebooted, I smiled wryly and asked. "I don't suppose you could just forget what you saw and I don't hold a grudge for following me?"

And Anko raised an eyebrow and retorted flatly. "You have the fucking Mokuton. The bloodline of the first Hokage, the strongest Kage an...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 40

With a new day came new trials. And by that, I meant that it was time I got my ass in gear and went and made my next factory with all the materials I had stored up in the dozen spatial rings hanging around my neck.

Dear god... I may not have some kind of inventory skill, or a cheat-based pocket dimension but when I could have a dozen spatial storage devices hanging off my body who needed such a thing? 

But after I woke up after sleeping in rather late honestly for some reason...

Genshin/Hunter Chapter 113

Eula swiftly came out of our shared master bedroom with her eyes lighting up at seeing me and then she saw Shenhe and Ei and raised an eyebrow as she asked primly. "Ah, so we have guests I see?" 

To which Paimon hurriedly flew behind Eula and shouted. "It's the Electro Archon! Jake, why is she here in Liyue? Are we invading and taking over Liyue now?!"

My face twitched at Paimon's insane questions and even Eula realized how stupid Paimon was being so she swiftly turned on her...

Celestial Path Chapter 4

After Kaori gave me some more advice about what to expect for my training, she told me that she would pick me up from my apartment to teach me some more martial arts and the workings of chakra after a couple of hours just outside training ground 1

Of which, training ground 1 was actually inside the village and was meant for the simplest of training that wouldn't cause much damage. Practising, kunai and shuriken throwing in the thick Land of Fire forrest. Tree and water walking, and of c...

Nier Chapter 165

As I stood before Morgott the Fell Omen, the guardian of the Erd Tree... I honestly felt respect for the man. The cursed abomination that had been scorned by the Golden Order yet Morgott still was loyal to the system that mistreated him so badly.

But that didn't change our current reality. I couldn't and wouldn't bother insulting him by trying to talk him down.

Morgott had fought Radahn, Malenia, and all the other demi-gods with their powers repressed to not destroy the capital an...

Upgrades Chapter 74

I gave a mental hum as I looked around with interest as I felt my mind drain ever so slightly with the use of my new Mage Sight Skill. It manifested with my blue eyes glowing slightly and I could see strictly magical signatures glowing slightly within my vision.

Which... Although wasn't exactly the greatest thing ever, it was still a valuable thing, as it allowed me to see if anyone I was fighting had a magic sword, a cursed weapon, or likewise any enchanted gear on them.

Other th...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 3

Prinz Eugen was definitely a beauty and she she didn't shy away from her beauty as she walked just behind and to my side to protect me as her admiral/commander as we walked through the streets of Vale.

Thankfully no one tried flirting with her or anything cringy, as I knew Prinz had a sharp tongue and could easily tear some poor teenager's heart apart who dared work up the bravery to speak to her.

But we quickly made our way to the Steel Market of Vale, which was the... Lowest cla...

Weekly Update!

Monday-Bloody Evolution
Tuesday-Upgrades, Nier
Wednesday- Genshin/Hunter Martial Teyvat
Thursday-Celestial Path
Friday- Shortbus, Lewd Worm Cyoa
Saturday-Broken Hearts, Hero Within/Worm
Sunday- Gamer

Diggy Diggy Hole Chapter 5

Time passed as I worked under my master's heavy gaze. One day bleeding into the next week then a month with only my father going back and forth between home and his brewery marking the days as its not like I had ever seen the sun in this new life.

Snorlot was a grouchy, stubborn, jackass of a dwarf. Even with my 'supposed' blessing of Thungni. He was on my ass like white on rice when it came to the smallest of imperfections in my actual smithing.

As he didn't accept the thought of...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 39 Alt POV

After a while Jake had fallen asleep with his head leaning up against their shoulder as the stress of ascending the first level of cultivation and martial arts had caused a great deal of exhaustion to her lover.

So with Shenhe's help while he slept... Aided by a spiritual spell from Ganyu that kept him asleep, the two moved the shirtless young man into his and her bed just outside the cultivation abode.

'Really, calling it a tank of all things make it sound so uncouth.' Keqing tho...

Upgrades Chapter 73

Before I went home I went into the dark side of the market and bought some... Questionable stuff. Octopuses, jars filled with animal and monster eyes, chains. and locks... And some metal scraps from cursed weapons and magic swords that had been used till they broke.

Once I got back home, I said my hello's and whatnot to the members of the Astraea Familia while taking a few weapons of theirs for me to fix. Then I went down into my workshop and got to work.

First, I used part of the...

The One Above The Heavens Chapter 15

The Gorgoneion was weird once I thought about it. First of all, did it exist before Verathragna beat Athena like an unwanted stepchild? Or did it just spawn into existence with the shattered parts of Heretic God Athena's multifaceted divinity in her essence of Medusa which was housed in the gorgoneion?

Using the Gorgoneion, I went down to my workshop with Medusa in tow as I did have a summoning circle ready which Rin had used to summon Atalanta. 

"Uhm, Jake make sure you don'...

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 64

Never had I slept upon such wonder as Yasaka's tits. They were soft yet firm once pressed enough, due to Yasaka's nature as a supernatural and our own magic, we could keep our bedding nice and cold so her tits didn't get sweaty or anything.

She was the ultimate woman to snuggle with, due to how her body was made for sex and being soft in all the right ways.

And while we dozed, as my seed resided deep within her womanhood I felt her shift as she laid a hand across her lower stomach...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 34

I was doing rather well right now... A big titty catgirl high off her ass was dozing across my lap in Ecris and I was sitting in the lap of Barghest with her sweater torpedos acting as pillows to cradle my head as I was working on my data pad for the next mission.

"The Karnak Twins are working to run a heretical stim and plague manufactorum in the deeper levels next to a major hab block they captured... It would be for the best if the twins could be captured to be interrogated, but if t...

Upgrades Chapter 72

Eris, the Sword Maiden... A level seven monster whose powers were not just in physical form, but in her ability that touched upon the divine in being able to see souls of people beyond the shell of life they had around said, soul.

Seeing her standing so calmly next to Materia, I took a deep breath before I smiled and said. "Well, hello Materia. How are you feeling now?" 

I was obviously stunned to see the duo here, but as I took in Materia's form more. I realized I just very ...

Pokemon, Multiversal Streamer Chapter 19

It didn't take me long to figure out the names of a couple of the five new people that joined into the stream. Obviously, Lelouch did something fucky as the ImmortalWitch, was C.C or C2, PlaceboHelenKeller, was Lelouch's sister.

And likewise I figured out who CryptedLovegood was with her going for the Crumple Horn Snorlack with it obviously being Luna Lovegood. 

But the MurderhoboFlugel? And StudentCouncilWaifu38? Yeah, I had no idea who they were honestly as the second one h...

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 14

I was just snuggling with Hinata after some gentle lovemaking after dinner when some heavy rumbles rang out. "Small earthquake?" I muttered in some confusion as I yawned tiredly.

But I felt Hinata still as she said quietly. "No... It was too short and strong with how the bedframe jangled." I felt her rise out of my arms with her hands coming up as her Chakra pulsed as she activated her Byakugan.

And for a moment there was silence before Hinata stiffened and said. "Jake, Annika, an...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 2

The backpack given to me had a good bit of funds allocated to me with the Lien of this world working rather similarly to the US Dollar back home so with ten thousand dollars, I had more than enough money to get a decent two-bedroom hotel room for a week. 

And most importantly, have the extra money to go get myself a weapon to join Beacon and pay to have my Aura unlocked if I could find some people to do so.

So after I put the hotel room's standard cuck chair away into the sma...

Nier Chapter 164

Lansseax's submission added another valuable fighter, and another powerful teacher of supernatural power in the red draconic lightning she was so famous for. To YoRHa's forces among others.

Let us see how the Covenant plans to invade Reach when the planet is covered in a thick meteor field courtesy of Radahn, the outside of the planet itself filled with cosmic storms, as once I deal with the Vassal of the Greater Will, I will have killed a Greater Shoggoth, of a Great Old One.

So ...

Upgrades Chapter 71

Unfortunately for Kaguya, we didn't come across another squad of Mermen and Kelpies, so after a bit I jumped over to Astraea's ship while our ships that were tied together slowly drifted back to the Familia section port of Melen.

"So Jake, have you been making weapons and armor since you have come here to Melen?" Astraea asked as she stood next to me and Alise her Familia's captain while we stood on the edge of her ship looking out upon the gently turning water of the great lake of Mele...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 38

Keqing covered up her chest with her hands as the door for my cultivation pod swung open with the blinding mist of condensed spiritual energy billowing out with Ganyu and Yelan giving some odd noises of discontent as Shenhe carefully strode into the pod and over our legs to sit beside me closer to the wall.

Then I pulled the door closed with the spiritual energy density quickly rising back up as Keqing shifted on my lap as she resumed her cultivation while I just acclimated myself to ha...

Weekly Update

Monday-Martial Teyvat, Upgrades
Tuesday- Nier. Bloody Evolution
Wednesday- Broken Hearts, Pokemon Streamer
Thursday- Upgrades
Friday- Shortbus, Lewd Worm CYOA
Saturday- Upgrades, Martial Teyvat
Sunday- Diggy Diggy Hole.

Also will have a Campione chapter done this week

Bloody Evolution Chapter 1

The meeting room was rather quiet as my sponsor read my file before dropping it and bringing his hands up and down... Up and down. As he tried to process the information that was on it about my death.

"So... I assume this was a rather original death at least?" I asked with a wry expression. 

Oh sure I had already freaked out about my death... But honestly, I died very quickly without much pain and my revival felt like just waking up in my restored body.

My sponsor's exp...

Upgrades Chapter 70

Lyra and Tina were clearly getting along like a house on fire in the best and worst ways with them both being Pallums who had the drive to push past their racial inferiority compared to the other mortal races.

Tamamo and Alise likewise got along... Even more like a house on fire as they both had fire conjuration magic that they were quick to talk about.

And Gojouno Kaguya, likewise got along with me really well as beneath her pristine noble lady demeanor, she was crass, uncaring o...

Fate/Fool Chapter 9

The Mages Association was a scary as fuck place, and one of the most secure places in the entire world. This wasn't a surprise as the system and main superstructure even survived Goetia's bleaching of the human texture on the surface of the planet.

Like the Spiritual Evocation Department for example... Coming into it, I had to walk through a long tube that was made out of what looked like obsidian and I shivered at the sight before my covered Six Eyes.

As mirrored within the walls...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 33 Alt POV

Adelith watched with bated breath as the Cannoness threw her fellow sisters around like little more than rag dolls. Worse was how the Cannoness was bare of her power armor, bare of any armor and clothes at all.

And yet she was able to do feats only Astartes could with her throwing her power armor-clad sisters around like they were mere dolls. Their training chain swords dodged by hairs as Katherine used her enhanced speed, and reflexes, and restored vision depth to all but bully her fel...

Martial Glory, Chapter 37

A few minutes later I had changed into my fighting outfit of soft cloth shoes and knee-length shorts as I walked out onto the large pit of sand where I would be fighting Richard Long Johnson.

And the big country boy was standing there wearing blue jeans and a pair no doubt steel-toed boots of all things making me roll my eyes at that bullshit.

I tilted my head side to side to pop my neck and I came up to square up with the man with our faces but inches apart from the other.

...