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Upgrades Chapter 68 Alt Pov

Hepheastus took entirely too much joy in the expression of surprise upon Zeus's face as she folded her arms under her breasts and looked damn near imperiously at the jealous and utterly confused divines who looked at her in denial.

"The guild has already asked my captain with a divine present to clarify that my child broke the Record and Jake has more than proven himself in reaching level 2 in truly record times." Hepheastus spoke as she eyed Zeus and then gave Hera a knowing glance who...

Genshin Chapter 111 Alt POV

Lumine's face was twisted into a frown as she sat across from an equal frowning Eula with both ladies being utterly silent.

"He should be on his way here by now," Eula muttered with a frown to which Lumine nodded and agreed with her saying.

"Yeah he said he would be training with the Electro Archon for a full month, so he will be here either today or tomorrow if something held him up. As he can fly from Inazuma to Liyue in less than a quarter of a day." 

Eula shifted wi...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 31

But days later as the Sisters of Battle finally done with their private time of holy prayer and bathing to soak in the memory of being embraced within the God Empeor's light the Canoness and Adelith came to see me and Barghest who were just chillin.

Their expressions as they caught me and Barghest eating of all things juicy. Succulent, and moist watermelon that filled our mouths with its refreshing delicious flavor was something I would adore as Adelith asked me curiously.

"What a...

Rental Isekai Chapter 23

Rose was soft in all things... Nice and plush tits that your hands could sink into just perfectly while having the perfect amount of padding around the rest of her body which was supposedly a perk of being a devotee of the light goddess.

The divine in question didn't like ugly followers so they always looked good... As for Drakia, with her being a front line fighter and a dragonkin like myself she had a bit of muscle so she was perfect for snuggling agaisnt with her holding my frame whi...

The One Above The Heavens Chapter 13 R-18

After working in my workshop to improve my Sage Robe, my seals and my flying sword I decided to just take the rest of the day off until I had Rin's mineralogy lesson tonight and in that theme, I just threw myself into a nice hot bath to relax.

And as I was relaxing in the large bath in my master bedroom I felt a soul drawing near to my senses as I laid out in the hot water. "Jake I am coming in darling!" 

Blinking I eyed Erica Blandelli as she walked into my bathroom dressed ...

Martial Glory, Chapter 34

'Rino was acting flirty... That was a statement of fact, and it wasn't her casual leaning onto her phenomenal feminine power either. No this was targeted.'

 And knowing that as a woman doesn't just literally lean their heads against you if they weren't interested in you. I decided to address this without running around the question.

"Rino, are you coming on to me?" I asked to cut through any confusion in this ambiguous moment.

For a long moment Rino was quiet and then s...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 35

As we flew towards the first location I decided to try to integrate in conversation with my two new allies in Shenhe and Ganyu. "So, I am curious. I been looking into the neighboring nations, I noticed that the nations seemed to be lacking major resources to an almost ludicrous level honestly."

Keqing gave me a look before she hummed and said frankly. "Thats honestly right to be honest. Liyue itself has plenty of spiritual materials due to Liyue being one of the major sites of the Celes...

Upgrades Chapter 67 Alt Pov

The Denatus. The meeting of the gods. The room that which was filled with the sounds of childish bickering, and the smell of centuries of tears of humiliation seeping into its surfaces.

During this Denatus more divines than usual showed up due to interest in hearing drama first hand with the major upheavals that had been happening as of late with the Zeus and Hera Familia planning on going on the Three Quests in the next couple years. To say nothing of the huge drama that occurred with ...

Terrarian Chapter 104

I was teleported a good fifty-something miles away and with that distance I had more than enough time to flee deeper into the lands of Ionia putting my back to the invading Noxian army with the hopes that they couldn't trace my teleport while they were busy dealing with the Eater of Worlds.

"Alright, the boss monsters should buy those villagers and towns people more time to escape... Unless the towns people manage to get their attention but I doubt it." I muttered to myself as I took a ...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 30

I blinked away my exhaustion as I picked up the sounds of laughter and as I took in my surroundings I saw Barghest was cheerfully knitting a massive blanket of all the damned things with a couple of other enhanced Ogryns while several others were playing board games, chess or other things to pass the time.

Clearing my throat I groaned as I sat up feeling a slight bit of ache in my chest from where I had pulled out a rib to act as the core of the enchanted Greatsword I made. Thankfully.....

Villainess Correction Officer Chapter 5

The very first thing I did when we got out of the city and into the kingdom surrounding forest that was known for having very weak monsters was simple. Using the Adventurer Guild and my own minimap's abilities I picked out small groups of weak as-hell monsters like flesh-eating balloons and monster rats to test out the five girls' combat capabilities.

Malty was one of the two truly competent fighters out of the five 'companions' I received from King Aultcray. Her skill lied in using som...

Nier Chapter 161

Going through the deep caves into the burning heart of Mount Gelmir it didn't take our flying forms long to fly down the cave system and find the end.

Preator Rykard... The son of Rennala and Radagon, but unlike Ranni and Radahn, he was completely fuck nuts insane from the get-go. Completely idolizing the Golden Order at first, he went with his father in campaigns and battles to bring the Golden Order to the world of the Lands Between.

In his travels, battles, and life he had foun...

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Tuesday- Terrarian, Upgrades
Wednesday- Martial Teyvat, Martial Glory
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Saturday- Martial Glory, Martial Teyvat
Sunday- Celestial Path

Longer chapter coming out mid week will be Campione, and then as you can see I will have a Naruto chapter out this Sunday

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Top three choices will be inserted into the story. No take back and if your waifu/husbando isn't chosen whelp RIP lmao

Diggy Diggy Hole Chapter 3

After my father left me alone with Snorlot after promising a beard bounded oath on giving him double ale rations which was a fuck load with his status as the clans Rune Smith, I was left alone with Snorlot. 

The old cantankerous dwarf gave me a look before he said frankly. "Alright laddie, you go ahead and work on the forges down the hall so the noise doesn't interfere with my own work. You are allowed to bring any finished items to me once a day and I will tell you where you messe...

Pokemon Streamer Poll

Give me suggestions for the next streamer participants will be, I am open to most sources as you guys well known.
My only rule is that they are not too insane/villainous

Pokemon, Multiversal Streamer Chapter 17

Taking a deep breath I took in the form of the stronger Geodude who was clearly getting bulked up to evolve into a Graveler and realized that this battle was probably going to be more difficult then I anticipated. 

"Geodude, use Rock Throw!" Brock commanded to test the waters and hearing the words I mentally ordered Ralts to teleport to the side of the Geodude with my mind sending an image of where she was to land.

Understanding my order and drawing upon my aura for strength ...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 29 Alt POV

Heresy... Even though he didn't believe in such a tripe. He watched as his charge Jake Bariss folded the Sister's of Battles souls one and all into a cohesive force, and then using his own psychic might he flared out their souls in a way that gathered the attention of the Emperor's will that dwelt within the Warp.

And then in using the Emperor's power along with his own lesser version of the Emperor's Anathame flames against demons the group burned away the filth of the god of rot from ...

Divine Chapter 62

I began narrating the tale of my journey with Victoria and the other warriors and mercenaries who joined us in invading the Oblivion Portal. Obviously I left my own special abilities out of the picture, but I didn't hesitate to state bluntly that the monsters and Deadra were far more magically powerful than they should be.

The vampire court mage nodded and said in a soft husky voice even though there was no chance of her deny denying the exhaustion filling in her form. "He is right, the...

Gamer Chapter 40

With King Afridus and his son's dead, I saw Yuki and Arianna protecting the knocked-out nun while Kiyohime did Kiyohime things... As in she was burning this entire city to the fucking ground.

'Why is all my forms of conquest the Spanish kind? Why do I literally feel like just butchering these crazy or monstrous inhabitants is the far better option.' I thought wryly as I finally began cycling through the notifications of the previous quests I had. 

The quest for the king was d...

Upgrades Chapter 66

The following day I was primed and ready to go on my adventure on my new ship! With all the resources I had collected I had a good store of stuff to mess around with and as time had passed, I had even made Alfia's cure even though I wasn't exactly in a rush to send it off to Hera.

Though... I really wanted that Grimoire from Hera so maybe I should chance it, to have Hephaestus deliver it for me? 

Either way with Tamamo, and Tina with me we went onto the Thousand Sunny and as ...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 34

With the major details sorted out, I left Cloud Retainer and Ningguang to continue their private meeting as Cloud Retainer said she would direct her disciples to help me on my journey when they got there. 

Either way I went back to Keqing and sat down beside her on an ornate couch with her giving me an amused eye roll as I shamelessly dropped my head into her lap. "So, how did the meeting go?" She asked as she began mindlessly threading a hand through my hair.

I couldn't help...

Rental Isekai Chapter 22

Irabel all but mentally collapsed into a pile of anguish as she covered her face and screamed into her hands at the mortification she felt at realizing that no this wasn't a dream and that yes in her stupor after just waking up... She asked me to properly take her home and knock her up with my child and marry her.

Soooo yeah she clearly had some kind of hero worship for me, but either way after giving back the stacked blond her huge gun that was like half again as tall as I was. I spoke...

Nier Chapter 160

With dommy mommy Rennala taking her leave after saying in her own way, if I wanted to hit that I needed to put a ring on it... Now that left me with her family fixed and now I needed to deal with Marika's side of the family in her bullshit.

'Alright, I got Rennala's Great Rune, I still want Rykard's Great Rune of Devouring that will make me stronger based on the things I kill and devour... The real question is what do I do with Malenia and Miquella when I go down to deal with Mohg and s...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 33 Alt POV

The worst feeling for the wealthy was for the greatest treasure and a massive investment opportunity to just slip out of your hands simply by writ of being ignorant of its existence.

For Jean Gunhildr who was both rich and the leader of Mondstadt's mortal army in the Knights of Favonius... Getting reports of Jake Barriss's actions in Liyue was a gut punch in a fucking half to say the least. "Five tons of hardened steel, two tons of copper, ten tons of refined iron... Ten thousand medium...

Martial Glory, Chapter 33

Rino tilted her head to the side as she seemingly took in my form and I raised an eyebrow at the would-be subtle glance but I was a martial artist who was being trained in the school of hard knocks on how to pick up tells.

And after a moment Rino asked curiously. "So Jake, I have a question. Besides being a Martial Artist, do you have any other goals?" 

My lips twitched at the odd question before I thought about the question for a long moment. As I knew that although there wa...

Apocalypse Chapter 26

 I quickly gathered that Midnight and probably UA itself had done more than a little bit of a background check on myself. Especially with how Yuriko was actually working there as a nurse.

"Well, I am glad things are so simple... Though I hope you aren't going to be driving with the amount of whiskey you are putting away." I said flatly as I saw her fill up the large coffee mug up another fifth of its capacity with straight whiskey.

Yuriko and Midnight both waved at me as they...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 28

You know... Maybe utterly drenching the panties of an entire squad of Sisters of Battle via religious nirvana wasn't the smartest of plans.

On the one hand, those Sisters and the Canoness were looking at me with a zealous light that wasn't tainted by suspicion due to an Inquisitor and a literal Custodian acting as further proof of my status as being 'blessed' by the Emperor.

On the other hand... Those Sister's looked ready to do 'something' to me, and in Warhammer 40k someone givi...

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Sunday- Diggy Diggy Hole

Celestial Path Chapter 1

"Dude... You died in one of the worst ways possible." My sponsor spoke with horror as I stared out blankly at the reminder of how I died and the terror I felt.

"You died in terrible agony, terrible mental anguish with no one capable of helping you... And for that I am sorry. But... On the other end from my point of view, it was fucking hilarious haha!" My sponsor broke into cackles of laughter as my face twitched violently.

"You got catfished by a girl who not only wasn't the raci...