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Hero Within, Monster Without Chapter 14

The challenge was on.

The ABB or otherwise known as Asian Bad Boyz knew I was coming. And not even Lung dared to ignore the threat that I was after I slaughtered all the other major villainous capes of the city.

And I could feel as I gave way to my more beastial side and didn't give a shit about humanity that the more powerful monsters were coming easier and to my senses. I could keep my 'mind' intact even in the more powerful and blatantly supernature forms.

So I was going ...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 21

The installation of the printers went off without issue and I was busy with two plans right now. 'First was the manufacture of two dozen Zeta radiator tubes to make more super soldiers. Secondly is to have a couple different standard loadouts for the super soldiers I create.' I mused as I began working on my plans.

First was the armor the super soldiers were going to wear. Could I make armor that would be a match for Halo's Mjolnir armor or even the Custode's golden Auramite armor... Ye...

Ok! Sunday Update Poll for the rest of the month

And whichever gets first place... Gets the longer update! So cast your votes folks and may the most popular story win.

Sunday Poll Suggestions

Give me a list of what you guys want to be uploaded on Sunday's.

For this next three Sundays/till the end of the month I had an idea, how about instead of two shorter chapters I just do one longer chapter for one thing?

If you guys like this idea I will take from the poll I make in the next few hours for next sundays uploads the most voted upon option and it will get the longer chapters.

Martial Glory, Chapter 31

Me and Miu finally had some alone time and it was time for our 'confrontation.' 

"So... We are half-siblings," I stated and she gave a slow nod.

Miu with a weird expression on her face said. "Yes... Grandfather already explained it to me." She looked at me with something in her eyes that gave me a weird feeling as she continued. "You are older than me and my parents weren't even together before you were born so I don't bear any ill will towards you Jake as some kind of homewr...

Cursed to Infinity Chapter 7

I groaned aloud with Alyx and Anya looking over at me with concern so I just took a breath and said. "I am not happy that Toji did that. But that just means I need to train to be able to fight sooner I guess." 

Toji's announcement threw all my plans at leaving a more relaxed life as I collected information and slowly learned how throw hands and jump people JJK style out the window. Which meant that it was time to put my nose to the grindstone.

But regardless Alyx who was now ...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 29

Dori obviously had no plans to refute my offer of three ships for all the stuff I demanded and with a down payment of the recipies I wanted along with the herbal cuttings, I left with Keqing following behind me.

And once we got a good ways away from the store Keqing spoke in warning. "Jake... You sold somethi-"

I cut her off as I said frankly. "Keqing, everything I make doesn't belong to Liyue remember that. I am giving away resources to Liyue in order to repay the guards and work...

The One Above The Heavens Chapter 10

After that shower with Sakura... I cannot lie. Whether it be this life or the previous, I had never slept better than with Sakura in my arms.

I slept from mid-afternoon all the way to the next day and I only woke up because Sakura had to leave to go to school. 

"Alright... That priestess of the History Committee will probably be here later today so I should probably just work in my workshop." I muttered to myself after I finished the breakfast Sakura made me before she took o...

Great Great Asset Chapter 14

Once all the zombie corpses in front of the gym were sold and gotten rid of. We walked into the gym and as we did so, I heard my bracelet give off a series of bleeping noises meaning that we were near some Primordial Energy Items so following the direction of the pings we went over to what looked like the gym's storage room which was at the end of the long basketball court.

"Alright, I open and shoot in front, you focus on what is on our sides and if anything comes from behind us you ta...

Genshin/Hunter Chapter 107 Alt POV

"Fuck the cold!" Lumine screamed loudly as she tucked her hands under Eula's arms and made the Spindrift Knight squeal as the blond's icy hands stole what little warmth was under her arms.

"You reprobate! I will drown you again I swear it!" Eula cried out as she unsuccessfully tried to force her way out of Lumine's grabby hands.

But the antics only stopped as Paimon spoke up loudly over the howling winds. As they had climbed all the way up to the activated winter pillar of the Dra...

The Red Priest and Blue Slime Chapter 32

'What's a little sexual drugging between friends?' I thought sarcastically as I threw myself into the VIP Hotspring for the Kijin, Rimuru, and myself.

"Uhhh! Damn you Treyni, it's one thing for you to drug me with an aphrodisiac, but you literally left me high and dry dammit." I cursed as I remembered Treyni's highly embarrassed expression before she literally teleported away from my damned house through my floorboards.

Like was it too much to ask for a handy at least? 

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 6

After the two gaslit mutants went away I sighed with my hands coming up to cover my face before I brought it down as Hinata spoke up, "Jake, they left behind ten thousand dollars." 

I stiffened and looked at the clasp of money that Storm had left behind and I saw as Hinata threw the clasp into a bowl filled with water in case there was any trackers on the silver clasp that the bills were all hundred denominations. 

A hundred, hundred-dollar bill's obviously equaled ten t...

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Patreon finally gave me chat control so now you guys can use the chat for this group. So spread the memes and other degeneracy.

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 20 alt Pov at the start

"So the Commiesar is rather nice to ye." An Ogryn spoke to Barghest as she stood protectively next bosses printers.

Barghest nodded and then took off her helmet with her fellow Ogryns looking at her in some suprise as she spoke clearly. "Yes, my boss has been good to me. He makes sure my belly is nice and warm when I go to sleep and the shredder and armor he made is just..."

She shifted and showed off her thick and strong power armor that had active shielding along with her fold o...

Pokemon, Multiversal Streamer Chapter 13

We made our way towards Pewter City and thankfully it seemed that besides that river I diverted myself towards. Sabrina had actually teleported me fairly close to Pewter City.

So after another twenty minutes of walking on route 2 where the only Pokemon we saw was just some lower-level bug and grass-type Pokemon, the surroundings changed as we entered the more mountainous terrain near Pewter City and the thick forests of the Viridian Forrest thinned.

Finally as we crested over a la...

Upgrades Chapter 64

Looking at the remaining surviving Green Dragon that the Loki Familia was dancing around as they were working to kill the one they were focused on. I popped my shoulder as I stretched as dropping all those metal plates on me and Tina did hurt a good bit.

"Tina, think we can tame that Green Dragon?" I asked quietly as I popped out a couple of potions for the two of us.

Tina gave me a look of 'What the hell dude?' Before she sighed and said frankly. "If we used the weighted netting ...

The One Above The Heavens Chapter 9 R-18

Sakura was obviously shy about doing this. And when a woman was willing to do something this of her own volition and not needing to cajool her into it? 

Yeah, she could have the blanket over her head if she wanted. I certainly wasn't going to say. 'Oh Sakura you are willing to give me head, but you are embarrassed and don't want me to watch, yeah thats a deal breaker sorry.' 

No way in hell any man would do that.

 So as I felt Sakura's soft hands encircle my l...

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 57

I exhaled in relief as the two goobers so absorbed in their antics that Kunou's face of disgust and understanding was disguised by her passive facial expression. But regardless I coughed and as Aqua and Kazuma were about to skip away to finish off Beldia I said. "Lady Aqua, in fulling our deal I would like to speak about the second half. In which I get to watch you preform your magic along with you explaining it." 

Aqua and Kazuma shared a look before Kazuma leaned in and with a gr...

Hero Within, Monster Without Chapter 13 Alt POV at the start

Director Piggot sat in her office with all its security features activated as she joined the conference that had been called for her cities latest major annoyance.

Emily Piggot shifted in pain as her side ached as her broken kidneys hadn't been on dyalisis for several hours due to Jake Bariss or as he went by 'Menagerie' and his latest tantrum that resulted in the deaths of the Merchant cape leadership and dozens more in unpowered casualties.

But Piggots form was ignored as alread...

Cursed to Infinity Chapter 6

After healing a half dozen more people with the same iterations of the Th'Um, the doctors came to realize something interesting. When I used the words for 'Flesh Restore' their bodies would be totally restored to an unharmed state and that went beyond just the loss of limbs and similar afflections.

They regrew brand new undamaged teeth instantly. Their hair was restored to a shine, pus, and filth would be pushed out of their skin as their pores healed and removed any debris. And a docto...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 28

After a couple of minutes I heard a dull thudding noise as the door leading into the backrooms was opened up so I looked over expecting to see the boss of this store.

And as I looked over there I blinked as I recognized the short girl that had vibrant pink hair and a set of Arabian dancer's clothes on her but besides exposing her stomach the clothes covered up everything else thankfully.

'Huh. I wonder what Dori is doing here in Liyue?' I thought before standing my ground as the c...

Weekly Update

Monday- Martial Teyvat, Cursed Infinity
Tuesday- Worm/Hero. Lewd Worm Cyoa
Wednesday- Upgrades, Pokemon Streamer, Short Bus
Thursday- Broken Heart, Slime
Friday- Genshin Hunter, Lethal Company
Saturday-Martial Teyvat, Cursed Infinity, Martial Glory
Sunday- Shortbus, Worm/Hero, Genshin Hunter

Campione chapters this week also

Great Great Asset Chapter 13

With aura enhancing my body I was... A little braver in dealing with these zombies of all things. So with a silencer on both my AA12 shotgun and Mizuhara's Vector we began slowly picking off the crowd of zombies.

As oddly and creepily, the zombies unless we shot them or otherwise touched them. They were stun locked into looking directly in the the dark sun above our heads.

Nothing of note happened otherwise as we killed the like fifty student uniform-clad zombies and even though e...

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 5

'How the fuck did the X-men find us?' I thought before shuddering at the thought of Jean and other telepaths reading my mind before I relaxed at the memory of my patron Jake telling me how I and all other Jake's had mental protections from surface-level mental attacks. 

And should someone try to attack us mentally much more directly... Well it would be a mental battle on our turf and we would have all the advantages.

"Jake who was that?" Hinata asked in disquiet at seeing my ...

Upgrades Chapter 63

With one Green Dragon utterly crippled if not dead completely via the literally hundred-plus tons of hyper-dense bowling balls slamming into their form. I took in the next closer one that roared and sent a stream of flames at me but my kelpie used its special abilities and a waller of spinning water formed in front of us under the sea horses' control. 

"Go!" I ordered the Kelpie and I felt it give a hard snort as it charged through the flames past them and then it formed dense wate...

Current Commissions

So! Got some requests for the list of what is currently commissioned.
So here you guys and the few ladies go.

Campione- 5-6 chapters depending on wordcount
Shortbus- Yes... 10+ chapters
Martial Teyvat- 7 chapters
Gamer- 1/2 of a chapter commissioned
Hollow/FGO 4 chapters
Cursed Infinity 5 chapters
Slime- 6 chapters
Worm/Hero- 2 chapters
Fate/Fool- 5 chapters
Lethal Company- 3 chapters
Martial Glory- 6 chapters
Lewd Worm Cyoa- 3 chapters
Kitsune 4 ...

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 4

'I can't help but wonder something profound... Was Sakura the doctor for Hinata during her later births? As Hinata has these wonderful full breasts and in her older form of Boruto she somehow loses them.' I thought as while sitting on a yoga mat. Hinata was behind me in matching tight-fitting exercise wear that framed her lovely assets.

The thought that the jealous flat-chested Sakura nerfing Hinata's breasts after her birth stuck me kinda before I felt Hinata pinch my stomach slightly....

Tower of Gods End. Chapter 2

First before I could even open my eyes from teleporting I heard a deep voice speak. "Hmm yet another Challenger for the Tower."

I opened my eyes and standing above me was the form of Headron who was the supposed Tower Keeper and protector. The Tower of God wasn't just a place for humans as many odd races and monsters were within it that were caling it for the power they could aquire. And there was nothing remotely human about Headon.

He wore a sort of suit over his pure white form...

The Red Priest and Blue Slime Chapter 31

The town now had literally close to a thousand people 'Majin' living here basically at this point. Mostly Orcs and Hobgoblins but still it was a good amount of people and with that many people I was awoken by the sounds of some rambunctious drinkers ending their trip to to the Dwarf ran bar we had in the town.

"Damn... What time is it?" I muttered as I blearily looked out the window to see the moon still hanging up in the sky with none of dawn's light approaching.

I yawned and the...

Magical Ascension Chapter 29

The deep caves were larger than I thought they would be. The walls were covered in glowing moss and mushrooms that lit up the cave system with deep dark shadows and crevices that looked like they had no end to them.

"Is the moss and mushrooms worth anything?" I asked curiously as I inspected them.

And Nahida whispered into my mind. "They do have medicinal properties. But they are not a true magical herb or plant really." 

After a few moments, Keqing who went to inspect ...