Taking in the so-called homunculi my eyes widened as I took in the perversely dressed homunculi as I truly recognized them well three for sure but the fourth, I had a good idea of. "No fucking way... I knew the dimensional barriers were shit but seriously how the fuck did they get here?!" I hissed taking in the Einzbern Homunculi and I wondered how in the damned world they got here.
In order of the kneeling Homunculi, I recognized Leysritt with her dull expression and larger breasts tha...
2023-02-21 08:25:25 +0000 UTC
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The Dis Sisters were definitely level six... Only Ais and Finn could move as fast and fluently without faltering as three Monster Rex's rampaged destroying the surrounding forest. But regardless of their higher level my hit and run tactics with a minigun of all things led to them getting shot a few times as they couldn't dodge or block every bullet while still keep moving.
But unfortunately, my simple musket ball rounds only gave the level six's wearing only thin dancers like clothes da...
2023-02-21 04:18:27 +0000 UTC
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Heading towards the Fae Marketplace I considered picking up Constantine just for laughs but as convenient it would be for me to have snacks on demand as the denizens would rightfully attack my guest for being a shitheel to everyone of power he has met. But gaining a reputation as a fisherman who uses people as bait to devour random fools wasn't worth it.
I probably already am developing a reputation for being a brute after all with how I all but stole the auction invitation from Titani...
2023-02-20 21:43:18 +0000 UTC
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On the final day of the Wargame I was awoken by an obnoxiously loud horn that was thankfully muffled by the building I was in but knowing that the game was officially over. I just tiredly rolled out of bed rubbing my eyes as I stretched and as my arms fell down, I just grinned at how I won this Wargame.
"Let's go see the Guild representative outside to make sure nothing fucky is going on." I muttered as I changed into my body suit that would keep my body cool and from chaffing within my...
2023-02-20 07:52:27 +0000 UTC
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Ok so I saw some comments about the Nier story being kinda like a filler in RWBY which is more than fair as well this Nier story is a porn story that got way to many commissions as I began this acting seeing too many 2B SFM videos... Anywho I get that story is in a weird place and wanted your opinion on where it should head.
2023-02-19 01:14:04 +0000 UTC
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'The term of the week was social upheaval.' Ozpin thought wryly as he played with his scroll and saw on the weird Youtube side app to the Oracle App that allowed people to post videos to the internet of Remnant. And of course, what was the most popular thing in Remnant to worry about?
A massive section of video creators came out of the blue as people learnt through other videos how to illegally unlock their auras and find their own semblances... And what did the vast majority of the you...
2023-02-19 00:22:26 +0000 UTC
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I found the tiny grains in the stone tiles I was kneeling upon highly interesting... Far more interesting in fact than the thought of how I had at least two kids on the way.
"Jake get your ass up. We weren't sure how to bring it up before we started to show but seeing as you aren't throwing a fit and just being over dramatic. We need to start planning on how to take care of these coming babies." Galatea said not unkindly but was still telling me knock off the dramatics making me pout.
2023-02-18 21:57:59 +0000 UTC
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"I do not believe I have seen a more cowardly and bullshit method of winning a Wargame in all my years of being an adventurer." Mia said with a vein on her head being proudly displayed. "Not only does this damned mirage never go away due to the gods not wanting to miss Jake actually do something but all he is fucking doing is crafting weird shit which is making all these damned mages and smiths take up my whole damned restaurant!" Mia yelled out but the smiths and mages just ignored her after...
2023-02-18 01:25:04 +0000 UTC
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The Stray Devil Viser's body was a very interesting specimen as disregarding her lower monstrous half filled with a mishmash of DNA from countless different sources. But her upper and human half was a most intriguing find as it as its base was 'purely' devil in its physiology but possibly due to her low half's aggressive mutations her genetic structure was far more malleable than it should remotely be.
"Must be the evil piece's ability to change people's race acting up as the woman was ...
2023-02-17 22:37:17 +0000 UTC
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Once Goodwitch lead me into her office she pointed to the plain wooden seat for me to take that was in front of her matching ornate desk and plush office chair.
"Please Mr. Barris take a seat, we will be talking for a few minutes at least." Goodwitch said as she walked around her desk and gracefully took her seat and folded her hands within themselves as she settled to stare across the desk separating us.
For a moment we just silently stared at each other as we awaited for the oth...
2023-02-16 23:35:41 +0000 UTC
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Me and Titania shared a stare off filled with our respective powers clashing in the middle of her throne room, her gaze was filled with the magical might backed by being a few millennia old and having a connection to the Green, the force of plant life in the DC Universe. While I met her purely on the might of my spiritual power and weight of my inner world of Heuco Mundo.
To put bluntly we were life forms on completely different levels as my gaze crushed her own intent filled stare maki...
2023-02-16 18:35:45 +0000 UTC
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Ruby wasn't dumb and although she wasn't the most socially savvy person, she could see when someone looked awkward as hell, so seeing my expression she went quiet.
Realizing this was a very sensitive topic I decided to open up a bit about my semblance and magic in general, so I coughed to get my teams attention. "Guys remember how I told you I am from other worlds? Well in one of those worlds is a lady called Yukari Yakumo, she has the same semblance except in that world that has great ...
2023-02-16 02:21:15 +0000 UTC
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I took this time to as I was all but sequestered into this lovely log cabin to revamp my combat loadout in all manner of things except for my armor as I really didn't need or want to change it until I dealt with Slime God and could switch to Statigel Armor.
So instead, I upgraded my Space gun into a Magna cannon that instead of shooting a straight laser at something like its previous form, this new magical gun used my mana to send a ring of slower plasma that would collide with its targ...
2023-02-15 21:22:17 +0000 UTC
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Apparently screaming into Jeanne's fantastic chest earned me no favors though she wasn't exactly mad but more amused as she knew that the androids were talking about weird crap I didn't exactly believe in.
"Anyway, let's get going back to Beacon with the satellites, foundry, and mining bots now in orbit. It's just a waiting game for the bots to finish building the space station and amass the resources to make higher grade munitions." I said tiredly as we climbed into the modified flight...
2023-02-15 03:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Sure, typically normal humans even augmented a bit by chi or other ninja nonsense wouldn't be able to do shit to Drakul Karfang's corpse to process it. But the ninjas did have tools made by the local dwarves that I allowed into my realm.
They were gruff little bastards and were admittedly a bit ornery but with them literally living deep underground in my realm living off the moss, chickens, and other small stuff they grew in the massive caverns they opened in my realm. I literally could...
2023-02-14 21:16:13 +0000 UTC
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Kokomi sat there chewing on her thoughts before she sighed as she began speaking. "The battles the Resistance Army has faced in open combat always leads to massive causalities on our sides due to the Shogunate's forces having at minimum two Vision wielders on the field primarily a man named Shikanoin Heizou who was ordered to join the army and of course the loyal vicious attack dog of the Electro Archon Kujou Sara." Kokomi explained as she stared ahead past us.
"Humans... Just can't mat...
2023-02-14 18:23:14 +0000 UTC
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The dragon's blood and flesh were not an easy thing for me to devour. Not only did I have to deal with Drakul Karfang's incessant screaming as I went about eating her still lively beating heart, but even as I devoured her soul with each bite, I had to use not only my own spiritual pressure but also the power of my world to scrub her soul clean of its ego so I could safely absorb it as I had no damned plans to have another voice in in my head.
But eventually I succeeded in physically dev...
2023-02-14 01:26:28 +0000 UTC
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Six hours... In the course of six hours, I had from getting my flag to the official start of Wargame I may or may not have completely cut down a chunk of the neighboring forest to the point Eina came screaming at me from the Guild tent as the dozens of trees being felled to the ground obviously kept her from sleeping.
But Eina's complaints didn't stop me my valiant deforestation efforts and soon enough I had enough wood, and I quickly built the shell to an ultra large luxurious log cabi...
2023-02-13 22:34:36 +0000 UTC
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The trip towards Inazuma as Paimon so proudly declared wasn't much of an issue at all. No, the funny thing was that just like back on Earth storm clouds were only so high in the air... So, we literally just flew over the whole damned storm like it was nothing until we saw the eye of the storm and entered the calmer area surrounding the islands chain of Inazuma.
Only with my Anemo Hypostasis creating a sealed environment similar to a normal airplane so we could breathe, and not freeze to...
2023-02-13 18:41:23 +0000 UTC
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The following day I was awoken at the damned crack of dawn by Bell gently nudging me awake. "Jake, you got to wake up for the Wargame. Come on I made you breakfast and a lunch to go." Bell spoke softly making me groan but I nonetheless opened my eyes to Bell's encouragement.
Bell was leaning over me wearing a loose too large dress shirt that hung down on her shoulders, a tight-fitting apron and some slightly tanned shorts that almost matched her skin tone that made it look like she wasn...
2023-02-12 03:33:48 +0000 UTC
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Landing upon Mt Tianheng we met the gazes coming from Ningguang and Cloud Retainer and before we could make introductions Paimon opened her big fat mouth.
"Wow is that super pretty crane Ningguang's flying mount!?" My face twisted as both ladies scowled at Paimon's question with Cloud Retainer actually stomping her taloned feet on the ground and shattering the stone beneath her feet as she loudly huffed.
"How unimaginable uncouth... This is the team that you have recruited to Liyu...
2023-02-11 21:07:19 +0000 UTC
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My travels through space and time were enlightening as with my sole focus on dragons I saw a great many things. Like I think I even saw Drake Long from All American Dragon at some point which made no sense as he wasn't a part of the DC universe as far as I was aware. But either way I continued pushing through the infinite Fae realms going realms touched by Hell, Heaven, Earth, and pure Fantasy.
Until I eventually found myself within a fantasy world humming with magic and three moons han...
2023-02-11 18:22:52 +0000 UTC
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The next week consisted of our party doing random commissions across Liyue and news of our stay in the nation of Liyue. And more importantly both our prior actions in Mondstadt and the dozens of high-level quests that we took in the Liyue adventurer's guild had made the Liyue populace accept us as one of their own more popular figures almost up there in the famous Liyue Qixing members like Keqing and Ganyu.
Because antagonizing the scary strong but generally nice dude with his harem and...
2023-02-11 02:01:07 +0000 UTC
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Mondstadt ---
Back in the land of winds and dandelions within the heart of the defenders of the land's fortress within the city of Mondstadt was a meeting being held that was filled with a silent tension.
"So... What were you thinking when you turned the Honorary Knights of Mondstadt and Eula Lawrence a captain in good standing away at the gate?" Jean demanded at the duo of knights that were standing contritely in front of her as several other high-ranking members of the Knights o...
2023-02-10 21:59:26 +0000 UTC
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For people with the higher tier subscription please give me a heads up when you are charged as Patreon is weird and charges some people on the first of the month and the others on the day that they subbed. Along with whatever story they want their commissioned chapters coming out of their subscription to go towards.
2023-02-10 20:27:22 +0000 UTC
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Thought to share what the dragons I mentioned looked like.
2023-02-10 18:10:51 +0000 UTC
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Unfortunately, as a new player within the fields of the lands of Fairy I didn't receive an invitation. Not because the nobility of Fairy dismissed me, no with me killing a Chaos Lord they knew I was a factor they had to account for and was the reason none had dared to even invade my land or even attempt to sabotage it to test how I would react with disposable pawns.
But I was just an unknown and likely they doubted I even knew how to act within the noble circles which was also true. I h...
2023-02-10 18:07:50 +0000 UTC
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With the Swarmlord dead the rest of the Tyranid's were picked off in short order. Not at all saying they didn't give their money's worth. No, the legions of Bio Titans drowned the Nurgle Greater Demon in so much purifying corrosive Bio Plasma that the beast of pestilence's terrible diseases could find no foot hold in the material world as it was literally drowned in the burning Plasma bolts which brought low the lumbering Nurgle demon.
But even with three champions of chaos defeated and...
2023-02-10 00:54:00 +0000 UTC
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Sure, the Greater Demon Masque of Slaanesh was scary with even her mutated form attracting my eyes but the greatest threat was the Tzeentch Greater Demon that had taken to the field.
Magnus the Red. The Demon Primarch of the traitorous Thousand Sun Legion was leading this force of demons with his psychically spread orders spreading to all within the planet via some sorcery.
See the mass of demons I didn't cheer and dash back into battle... Nope I turned around and quietly went bac...
2023-02-09 20:33:39 +0000 UTC
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Although taking more time attempt to finally break Raven's bed sounded like a wonderful endeavor, I still had other things to do in this life than just that.
Namely I had meetings with beings ranging from both great to completely inconsequential.
"Lord of the ever moon lit realm, Lady Titania of the Summer Fae Courts once again sends her regards and cordially invites you into the fairy conglomerate realm for the bi-century auction."
Standing before my throne was a fairy of a...
2023-02-09 16:24:15 +0000 UTC
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