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Warhammer Chapter I- A Light in the Darkness

When I was dropped into the Hive world Baruis with only a simple 'post it note' on the ground saying where I was and realizing that I was in the Warhammer 40k universe I honestly considered killing myself as life in this universe was fraught with naught but suffering and horrific examples of casual cruelty.

Thankfully I had the equivalent of spawn safety as I had been dropped into this universe within a literal vault of some kind or I guess, having large thick metal doors to block out a...

Nier Chapter 67

Once all the other students finally arrived back at the landing zone we quickly loaded up and left the Everfall Forest. Thankfully although some students suffered some minor injuries due to attracting too many Grimm with there gunfire, none of the students actually died on this trip.

After we arrived back in Beacon, we turned in our required sap and then we were set free for the weekend.

"Alright while I am gone at Vale, I am setting Weiss in charge should you four be called in fo...

Nier Chapter 66

With my Guardian floating behind the Alpha Beowulf and putting it a form of a full nelson I was able find some weak points to shove my lightning coated sword into it and finally after I twisted my lightning coated sword where I believed its heart would be, it fell apart into a dense cloud of dark mist that my Guardian gleefully absorbed with some floating away in the wind as I dashed back to kill the stragglers that my and Blakes team was dealing with.

After we cleared out all the Grimm...

Genshin Chapter 34

When we arrived at Mondstadt and approached the Adventures Guild we finally met the oh so elusive figure of Katheryne, the spokeswoman of the guild that typically handed out our quests and also had clones or something of her spread out across Teyvat as every single guild in all the cities of Teyvat had one that knew of the traveler and their adventures which suggested they had some kind of hive mind or something.

"Ah the new Honorary Knights of Favonius. What can the Adventures Guild do...

Genshin Chapter 33

After we finished fixing the Lyre and we began discussing where we were going to have Venti play the Lyre in question in order to call over Dvalin Diluc had to firmly deny calling Dvalin close to his Winery as despite the fact that he could fix it... Not only would he lose a lot of money but as one of the world's largest providers of wine there could literally be political instability should his massive operation be ruined for a whole season.

Keep in mind that Teyvat was a death world b...

Genshin Chapter 32

A few minutes later we heard a door within Noelle's home close and Eula moved off of me and rolled to the side as the room had heated up a bit and Lumine managed to escape Amber to begin getting dressed.

"Eula, Amber, mind giving us a moment to get dressed?" I asked politely and they nodded taking there space bags with them into the living room to presumably get changed.

With the room now cleared and Paimon not even in the room at all, I looked over to Lumine and asked the pressin...

Chapter 31 R-18 Sorta

During our delightful meal apparently, Noelle decided that our food was similar enough to spaghetti to break out the good wine and I realized two large glasses in that my new body didnt have my previous alcohol tolerance and the people of Mondstadt were based on old style Germany, so these girls weren't unaccustomed to the alcohol at all.

So, knowing I was already pretty tipsy and seeing Eula was somehow taking my relative drunkenness as a sort of challenge to drink till she was even mo...

Chapter 21 Remilia Scarlet and others, POV

Remilia Scarlet for the first time in her rather long life was completely lost as to what to do next. She had lost her most trusted subordinate. No, her closest confidant had been taken from her with her not having a single choice in the matter.

Remilia even with her 'fate manipulation' abilities had lost battles before she came here to Gensokyo and even needed to flee the Earth due to her nature as a Vampire bringing the attention of the magical entitles hunters that the church groomed...

Genshin Chapter 30

I walked into the kitchen and saw that Noelle was no longer in her armored maid uniform and was instead in a cute white with gold embroidering sleeping dress that didnt reach her knee. "Hello Jake, I already started the noodles as you can see." Noelle said smiling gently seeing me walk into her kitchen.

I hummed in thought and walked over and stood beside her to check the contents of the pot of noodles she was cooking. "Alright its looking pretty good. Now let's get the meat cooked so w...

Nier/Rwby Chapter 65

Quick important Author notes that you guys won't ignore with it being at the bottom. Due to the overwhelming majority agreeing that both Robo waifus and Fleshy Waifus albeit are unequal but they shouldn't be discriminated for their misfortune at merely being born and should instead be still embraced by the MC.  Thus, human waifu's are a go.

As I was taking a shower I was in deep thought as I considered what in the world I should do about this situation with Weiss.

But then I ...

Genshin Chapter 29

After we reached Mondstadt and separated for us too all get cleaned up from our battle I was sitting on the hotel rooms bed a I and Paimon waited for Lumine to get out of her own shower.

"Uhh Paimon I have a question..." I said slowly as I realized something.

"Huh? What is it, Jake?" Paimon asked as she floated over in front of me in confusion.

"How often do you actually get cleaned up?" I asked the floating fairy,

'Paimon stomped in the air as she pointed her finger a...

Genshin Chapter 28

Just to be petty I decided to also take the chests though I had to have Lumine stuff them into her spatial storage as mine was now filled up with a small hill of high value materials that was better than anything else the others got in their chests.

Of course, being a government employee of Mondstadt, apparently the Knights of Favonius had a rule that all materials, Mora and such had to be turned in and would instead be compensated with a better salary that week in order to cut down cor...

Chapter 27

Venti with the cover of my Mitachurls was able to withstand a whole salvo of the half a dozen cannons aiming across the fridge they were across and as they attempted to reload Venti in a great demonstration of his skill sent a matching half dozen Anemo enhanced arrows in a quick salvo by shooting three arrows at once on his bow before reloading.

The Anemo enhanced arrows violently reacted with the fire essence within the cannons creating a series of powerful explosions that made the met...

Genshin Chapter 26

As we walked into the Fatui's hideout I stayed closer to Lumine and then our group reshuffled their positions with the archers moving to the back and the great sword users moved to the front.

"Hey guys," Amber said as she took up position behind us and I nodded to her and Venti as we heard a mighty crash as Diluc walked around a corner and then was pushed back and had to smash aside a massive sledgehammer coated with lightning with a grunt of effort.

"Intruders!" The Fatui agent c...

Genshin Commissons.

That was the last chapter for the Genshin commissions 

Genshin Chapter 25

As we were all leaving the city, I asked Jean which target we were hitting first. "We are hitting the Fatui encampment for a number of reasons but the most pressing is that it would be best if we could... Swiftly deal with the possible threat that Signora is, as well as assure they don't move the Tear they had collected to another location." Jean explained and I understood what she meant as the group we had assembled, to say nothing of having an Archon with us in Venti, was already very stron...

Genshin Chapter 24

Later that day Lumine and I woke up to the sounds of Paimon groaning in pain. "Paimon are you alright?" I groaned as Lumine pushed her head between my arms and my sides so she could seemingly drown out the noise of Paimon.

"Ugh... We missed brunch!" She cried out and I was reminded how it was probably getting closer to lunch time and we certainly skipped breakfast as we did that little heist way too early this morning.

"Wait are you some kind of a Hobbit?" I asked incredulously as...

Genshin Chapter 23

I couldn't help but madly giggle as we all safely entered our hotel room from the already unlocked window with no one the wiser to our theft as even the hotel lady could act as our own witness that we responsibly retired early so we could get ready for the next day of adventuring or perhaps the lady would gossip that we simply wanted to get back our room to do the nasty. Either way we were in the clear.

"So, Jake what was all that you were saying back in the church about Signora?" Lumin...

Nier Chapter 64

I gleefully slaughtered my way through the local Grimm uncaring for any damage I could cause as apparently it was well expected for students to let out stress in the surrounding forest and interestingly the way down to the forest floor from where Beacon was placed on the top of a cliff was an elevator that went down into the mountain and by taking a tunnel you would end up in the forest and with how students have slaughtered everything that gets close to the tunnel entrance even the stupider ...

Genshin Chapter 22

Paimon was surprisingly the one who woke us up and helped to guide our blearily eyed walking zombie forms into the bathroom so we could get cleaned up though thankfully the flying food vacuum quickly flew out allowing me to take my lukewarm shower in peace.

But it was now the time for us to infiltrate the so-called bowls of the church of Barbatos and steal his own divine tool from the ignorant humans and return it to his glorious self so we could use our charisma to settle the terrible ...

Genshin Chapter 21

'I can't believe I am about to be doing this...' I thought with my face twitching as our little group was in front of the church of Barbatos, When I decided to trapeze around the world with Lumine and meet all the great overworked characters of Genshin Impact, I never once considered I would one day be robbing a church of all things.

No seriously even as I thought about all those other self-insert Fics into other worlds, I couldn't remember a single one of them, even the evil arrogant p...

Genshin Chapter 20

It had been quite a long while since I did the Mondstadt quest line, so I wasn't entirely sure if Venti was going to be by the Windrise tree but after we left the city and traveled the a few miles towards the massive tree in question we saw the green clad bard seemingly in deep thought as he leaned up against his statue.

The only problem was as we were leaving Mondstadt it started heavily raining with powerful gusts of wind rushing through the countryside as we swiftly traveled towards ...

Genshin Chapter 19

Me and Lumine then left the knights headquarters as Jean was going to be busy coordinating dealing with a group of knights to take out a larger encampment of Hilichurls, Lisa was busy with research and the other knights with visions were apparently still out on assignment though I did hear that Noelle the super maid knight was finishing up her assignment and was enroute back to Mondstadt.

"Hey uhm you both left out some pretty important stuff about why you both could handle that crystal...

Genshin Chapter 18

Me and Lumine were on the way to the Knights of Favonius's headquarters to talk to Jean we saw the very leader of the knights we were looking for standing in front of the Golden Globe hotel where the Fatui were staying. Speaking to a Fatui agent that had her upper face covered in a cowl that covered her eyes and nose.

Simply put the Fatui were up to no good and were constantly attempting to sabotage the nations of the world in more subtly ways by having their disposable troops armed wit...

Chapter 17 R-18

I was shocked awake as I felt something impede my breathing and after a momentary freakout I realized that once again Lumine had somehow rolled over the pillow we kept between us, and her body was laying half atop my chest with how she had an arm over my chest and her legs intertwined with mine.

I just relaxed seeing there wasn't anything wrong and my head pushed back into the pillow it was previously resting on.

But I couldn't fall back asleep with the feeling of Lumine's curvy b...

Genshin Chapter 16

I stalked over to the group of Treasure Hoarders and out of the corner of my eyes I saw something being thrown at me so with a flourish I slashed the object being thrown at me with my saber, and the room froze as the air seemingly solidified when I drew heavily on my Anemo vison.

"You fucking threw a glass bottle filled with water at me... Was that supposed to be a Hydro attack?" I asked quietly as I turned away from the leader of the Treasure Hoarders and turned towards the scrawny one...

commissions are open

I finished up all the prior commissioned chapters so if you guys want more you know what to do.

Nier/Rwby Chapter 63

Me and Pyrrha were both relaxing after our battle, and my lord the people of remnant knew how to soothe battered muscles after a workout. They had these very powerful hydro massage beds that shot a powerful stream of hot water into a thin rubber mat that you would lay upon and could also synch up to our scrolls so we could control the water pressure hitting us as well as where it was hitting.

"Ugh..." I groaned up in comfort at the feeling and Pyrrha snickered at my reaction from my rig...

Nier/Rwby Chapter 62

Me and Pyrrha stood across one another as we prepared to battle one another, awaiting Goodwitch to hit the buzzer that would start the fight.

Apparently Ruby and Jeanne had told a bunch of other people that we were looking to fight, and enough people were interested in seeing the Invincible Girl who won several championships from her homeland of Mistral, do battle against the man who was named her leader, that Goodwitch basically commandeered our fight saying if three or so dozen people...

Nier/Rwby Chapter 61

The next few days was a series of grueling prep work at its essence was to teach us prospective huntsmen the layout of the school and more importantly I realized all the lessons we had the first few days were to see where we were in terms of combat skill, intelligence, our capability with our team and most importantly whether we were a sadistic future problem in the making.

I know that, was the case as Cardin Winchester and his team were literally encased in shattered stone and being le...