" It’s Christmas. Don’t you think you deserve to be happy today?
Well, I do. ‘Cause you’re a nice human who’s gonna let me stay here so I don’t freeze my tail off outside… "
2019-12-23 10:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostIt's our very last poll for the year! I'd like to take this time to thank everyone who has taken part in the Request an RP polls this year. I love seeing the ideas, as well as being able to put my spin on them and bring them to YouTube.
A big thank you to everyone who got back to me with their ideas!
Poll ends on Christmas!
2019-12-19 05:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
After your tank is hit, you're bundled up into one of the trucks and transported back to base. You and your tank have taken a bit of damage, but luckily a cute corporal is ready to fix you right up again!
Commissioned and Written by Dire!
2019-12-17 13:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
That's right, folks, you've heard it here first. Stay tuned! 📻
2019-12-16 01:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, I’m Corporal Emi, I’m a medic, and I’ve been tasked with looking after you!"
2019-12-11 05:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a long day, and you're looking for some coffee to wake you up! You go into a coffeehouse, only to find the barista chewing out the espresso machine she's cleaning...
Commissioned by Phantasmic!
2019-11-30 21:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post
" If I didn’t want to spend my evenings serving coffee and cleaning the drip tray for the hundredth time, I shouldn’t have gotten a degree in Theatre Tech and minored in movement.
[groan]
Oh god, just saying it out loud is painful… have you decided what you’d like to order?"
2019-11-29 12:32:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, you've done it, we've had our first tie, and it's for the sequel videos.
This is leading me to two decisions, the first I'd like your help with-
The first, is how do we want to proceed with the tie-breaker? We can either host another tiebreaker poll on here for just you Patrons, or we can open it up to the floor and I can host the tiebreaker poll on my YouTube community page.
Let me know in the comments which you would prefer!
The second, is tha...
2019-11-26 23:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time of month again! Elevator Vampire is out there doing her best, and High School Bully/Dawn are in development.
Thank you to everyone who got back to me with their ideas! As always, I love the variety and the creativity. I could have a lot of fun with these.
Poll ends on the 26th!
2019-11-19 04:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You're listening to the radio when you hear a news story about a dangerous individual. Then you hear a scratching sound outside the car... so you get out to check and waifu door hand hook car door.
Warning: DEATH
2019-10-31 17:37:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"Uh… so, hi. I was just, uh… um… passing by and, uh… thought that I’d check your… tire pressure? Uh… and then… my… my sleeve got caught on the door handle and um… oh, no don’t--! Uh..."
"...yeah… that’s… that’s my hook hand… stuck in your car door. Well, clearly it’s my hook hand since I’m sort of, attached to it-- okay this is going really badly, I kind of wish that I was the one getting murdered right now."
2019-10-26 14:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another long day of working your new office job in Hell... literally. Late one night one of the more intimidating higher ups walks into the same elevator as you, when suddenly the elevator fails and traps you together! And this office vamp is getting thirsty...
Suggested by Grey and voted for by You Guys!
2019-10-25 14:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostHere we are again, time for another Patreon Poll! Elevator Vampire is in the end stages of production and scheduled to be out for next week, and I've already started design work on High School Bully.
(Sorry, had to upload this poll twice; I accidentally messed with the settings!)
Thank you to everyone who got back to me with their ideas! Not going to lie, some of these I really want to do even if they don't win...
Poll ends on the 26th!
2019-10-19 05:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"I have a spotless record with this company, and anyone would be very, very hard pressed to find anything blackmail worthy."
"And… if someone were to try and make things difficult for me and my career… they might find themselves feeling rather… drained..."
2019-10-11 13:08:49 +0000 UTC View Post
"Gee, Vivi, why does your mom let you answer so many questions?!"
"I dunno, lol."
2019-10-09 15:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"I can't do a script preview because this is going to be entirely improvised, oh god."
2019-09-28 18:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Yaaawn. You fell asleep during a study session at your best friend's house. When you tell her you want to go home, she insists that you can't leave...
Commissioned by Grey!
2019-09-22 14:58:29 +0000 UTC View PostWith last month's Poll winner Elevator Vampire under way and scheduled for an October release, it's time for this month's Request an RP poll!
Thanks to everyone who got back to me with their ideas; I love how creative you are!
Poll ends on the 28th!
2019-09-21 08:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"This whole time I’ve been trying so hard to treat you gently… but it was pointless. You’re too stubborn to accept help.
I’ve been an idiot.
I should’ve just done this from the start..."
2019-09-10 15:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostHi, everyone! I hope August has been treating you well!
This has been a big, busy month for me; I travelled, got engaged, and hit 10k subscribers on YouTube!
However, that does mean that as a result I fell seriously behind on commissions. So, I've decided that I'm temporarily closing the commission tiers ($50, $65, and $80) until I'm all caught up and ready again, as well as to prepare for Halloween's events.
Thanks to those of you waiting for your patience and underst...
2019-08-31 07:48:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no! There's been a large earthquake in the city, and you find yourself trapped under some rubble! Luckily, RN-621, "Raphaela" from Rampart X is here to rescue you, and take care of you until you're all better!
Commissioned and Written by Blazing!
2019-08-29 04:09:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"Here at Rampart X, we take pride in caring for humans."
2019-08-23 00:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostTime for the second Request an RP poll! Thanks to everyone for getting back to me with your ideas!
(For those of you curious about the previous Request an RP poll result, I have something special planned for the next Dawn installment, so hang tight!)
Poll ends on the 25th!
2019-08-18 09:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You invited your roommate and your next door neighbour to a fancy party and a big hotel! But there's a slight problem... they both think it's a date!
Feat. Sorulay!
2019-08-15 09:21:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone! I'm back from my trip, and I'm ready to get back to work! I have several audio commissions from last month that I'm in the process of finishing up, as well as some collaborations I'm pretty excited about (including the next instalment of the Hiding with Dawn series!)
Thank you so much for your patience so far! I know it's been quite a wait but I'm stoked about the upcoming releases!
Quick Reminder to those of you in the $15 or more tier to submit your Requ...
2019-08-11 23:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post
" Hey, d-don’t try and dodge the question. Tonight is a date, right? It definitely is!"
"So, you’ve got to tell us which one of us is the date, and which one isn’t!"
2019-07-19 04:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post
You come across an odd little fortune telling tent and decide to give it a try. The girl inside seems... not very keen on her avocation. And... what exactly is she using to predict the future...?
Feat. CaptainNemoVA!
2019-07-17 17:25:37 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the first Request an RP poll! Thanks everyone for getting back to me with your ideas!
Poll ends on the 22nd!
2019-07-13 01:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post
" ...I can help satisfy the curiosity gnawing away at your insides… and maybe, instead of going through life wandering aimlessly from room to room… not knowing how or why you’re there... you’ll know exactly where you want to go… and exactly how to get there."
...
"...or, I can just help answer whatever dumb questions you feel like asking me."
2019-07-05 12:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're reading this, you've made the decision to become a patron! I'm honestly floored by the level of support I've received, and I want you to know how grateful I am for it.
Just a quick reminder to those of you in tiers $15 or higher to submit your "Request a Roleplay" ideas by the 12th of each month so I can make a poll and get to work!
Also let me know ASAP what name you'd prefer written in the credits if you are $5 or above (it will be read out if you've pledged $30 ...
2019-07-05 09:19:46 +0000 UTC View Post