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MHA129- Tutu

Another ten minutes of beating his ass, and nothing. No tendrils. No second Quirk. Just Izuku eating dust and me getting mildly entertained. I set the broom down, watching him groan on the ground. “Be honest with me,” I said. “Were you perving on girls, and the power just awakened in your mental kink horror house?”

Izuku went stiff. “WHAT?!”

Eri tilted her head. “What is ‘mental kink horror house’?”

Izuku sat up so fast he nearly choked. “DO NOT ANSWER ...

MHA128- Noodle Monster

Walking into the house, I barely had time to react before something small and fast launched at me like a missile. I caught Eri mid-air, stumbling slightly as she latched onto my neck.

"Ryuu!"

I grinned, ruffling her hair. "How is it going, shorty?"

Ever since the festival, she had been different. More expressive. She actually smiled now, laughed even. The stiff, cautious movements were gone. She didn’t hesitate before hugging people anymore. Progress.

"Good!" she chi...

Patreon Exclusive—One Piece Chapter 2- “Bar Fight on Coral Island!”

Setting: Coral Island, New World

Time: Unknown. Hangover O’Clock.

Coral Island was famous for two things:

The strongest drinks in the New World.

The most broken furniture per capita.

Naturally, Luffy wanted to go.

So did Ryuu.

Mostly because the island’s banner read: “First Drink is Free!”

And also because Zoro muttered, “Taverns here don’t water down their sake.”

That was all the convincing Ryuu needed.

Some Time Lat...

HP437- Binding Chocolate Frogs

Daphne pulled back an inch, just enough for her nose to brush against his. “Alright?” she asked.

Harry gave a small nod, a half-smirk curling at his lips. “Yeah,” he said. “Wasn’t bad.”

She flicked his shoulder lightly. “You’re a tosser.”

“You’re the one who kissed me.”

“And you kissed back.”

“Didn’t complain, did I?”

She rolled her eyes, but there was a flush in her cheeks that wasn’t from the fire. Harry tugged her cl...

MHA127- Orwellian Dystopia

Midnight walked around the desk, stopping beside me. Her hand trailed lightly down my forearm before she leaned against the desk, crossing one leg over the other.

"Alright," she said. "Let’s start with something simple. What do you know about foreplay?"

I scoffed. "Not hard to figure out. Get her in the mood, make sure she enjoys it."

She smirked. "That is the general idea. But details, Midoriya. Tell me specifics."

I glanced at her. "You are really making me say it?...

HP436- Universe and I

Training went on as usual. Daphne and Tracey handled the drills while the rest helped the younger students fix their form or avoid setting their robes on fire. By the time curfew crept close, the room had cleared out, students heading back to their dorms in twos and threes.

Harry tossed the last training pad onto the shelf and stretched. “You staying?” he asked Daphne, who was scribbling something in the duelling log.

She looked up. “Just finishing notes. You doing patrol?�...

MHA126- Horny Alarm

We gathered and were waiting for teachers to start, then, out of nowhere, Mineta grabbed my collar, looking like he was about to cry. “Why?! Why did you take this from me?! Why did you steal my dream?!”

I slapped him across the field. Hard. He landed face-first in the dirt and rolled a few times before scrambling up and running back, still crying.

“Listen!” he wailed. “Momo's previous dress was perfect! A masterpiece! A true work of art! And now… now she is wearing tha...

MHA125- Ideals and Expectations

Two days later, I was barely awake, sprawled out on my bed, when my door flew open.

“Bro! Something crazy happened.”

Izuku’s voice alone was enough to make me want to throw something, but the fact that he barged in like I owed him a sandwich made it worse. I groaned and sat up. “The fuck do you want?”

He was breathing like he had just outrun Aizawa’s patience. Hair frizzed. Eyes wild. Great. Either he saw God or found a new Quirk in his sock drawer. Wait, he sees...

HP435- Still Lost

Harry tilted his head, mildly amused. “Using my own tactics against me now, Weasley?” he said, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Everyone knew what he was referring to... third year, Umbridge, and the complete shambles that had ended in her humiliation.  Harry had goaded her into a public mess with that same “prove it” bait Ron was trying to repurpose now.

Draco, who’d been slouched against the wall pretending not to listen, perked up. “Weasley’s embarrassing ...

MHA124- Operation: Mood Swing!

We stood there for a while, not speaking. She was leaning onto me, so I wrapped my arm around her. Patting her back. Not out of pity, not some weird romantic moment. Just… comfort. The kind you offer when words are useless and the world just kicked everyone in the teeth at once.

“It is weird,” she finally said, voice barely above a whisper. “I know we signed up for this. I know hero work is dangerous. But watching them, Hawks, Endeavor, watching them almost lose?”

“Yea...

MHA123- Number 1 Hero!

When we stepped back into the common room, it was like nothing had happened. Same dumb arguments. Same lazy bodies strewn across couches. Kirishima and Bakugo were still locked in some testosterone-fueled debate at the kitchen counter, probably about protein powder or explosion techniques. Sero had his feet up, nodding along as Jiro talked, not actually listening because multitasking for him meant pretending.

Then all hell broke loose in notification form.

Phones pinged. Buzzed. C...

HP434- Ten?

Harry flicked his wand and Ron was instantly wrapped in ropes, mouth sealed as his skin smoothed over it like it had never been there. The noise Ron made was muffled and pathetic. He flailed like he expected someone to leap in and save him.

Even Hermione stepped back, eyes wide. Fred and George looked stunned. Ginny just stared.

Harry didn’t even blink. “I am sick of your attitude. When you confronted me last year during Yule, I let it go. For Ginny. For your brothers. But you...

MHA122- Memes? [Soft R-18]

Disclaimer:
This story takes place in an alternate universe where U.A. High School admits students starting at the age of 18. All characters depicted in romantic or sexual scenarios are legally adults. This fictional setting is intended to comply with age-appropriate standards and does not reflect the canonical timeline or age structure of the original series.

Memes mentioned in the chapter are at the end.

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The next morning slapped ...

Patreon Exclusive— Forbidden Thought: Mina Dream Log #1 [Soft R-18]

Heat. Thighs. Sweat. Bad decisions. Mina Ashido kicked off her blanket for the third time that night.

Her forehead glistened with sweat. The air was thick, her cheeks were hot, and her inner thighs felt like they were personally sponsoring this heatwave. She blinked up at the ceiling of her dorm room, heart doing double-time for absolutely no reason.

“Why the hell is it so hot in here?” she muttered.

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MHA121- Childhood Trauma

Mandalay hummed. “From what we heard, the Commission’s not happy.”

Bakugo scoffed. “Tch. What else is new?”

Yaoyorozu frowned. “That makes sense. This changes a lot.”

Jiro leaned on the couch. “Yeah, like, suddenly students are getting compared to pros. That is gotta mess with some egos.”

Tiger crossed his arms. “It’s more than egos. The system’s built around progression… school, internships, sidekick years, then pro hero status. Skipping step...

HP433- Uranus

The day started as usual. The day after a Hogsmeade weekend always leaned grumpy, especially when Astoria was at the table. And for Harry’s group, who usually ended up crowded together around the Slytherin table, sometimes borrowing seats from other houses, it meant there was always Astoria.

“I am just saying,” she began, poking her toast like it had personally wronged her, “we should have Monday Hogsmeades. Helps ease into the new week.”

Pansy didn’t even look up from...

MHA120- Ranked!

The speeches continued. Jeanist did his usual “fashion is heroism” thing. Mirko got up there and flexed, both literally and figuratively. Ryukyu kept it short. Wash… made washing machine noises.

Then the host’s smile twitched slightly, like he was getting ready to drop a bombshell.

“And now, we have a special mention!”

The dorm fell silent.

“While not officially ranked as a pro hero, one name has been making waves in the industry.” The host gestured tow...

MHA119- Guests

The scent of miso and seared meat filled the dorm as I flipped the skillet, steam rising from the pan. The rice cooker ticked down the last few minutes, and across the counter, Sato was putting the final touches on a tray of cream puffs. The others were scattered around, either cleaning, helping, or pretending to be useful while doing nothing.

The doorbell rang.

“I got it,” Kirishima called, moving toward the entrance.

A second later, Kirishima’s voice carried through ...

Patreon Exclusive— MULTIVERSE BREACH DETECTED Chapter 2- Dorm Wars: Rise of the Morons

When I introduced Bender to the Class 1-A dorm as my “Support Pet,” I thought, maybe, just maybe, everyone would accept it with a shred of maturity.

But no. Within five minutes, someone was already yelling “Chug! Chug! Chug!” while Bender tried to beer-funnel through his chest hatch.

“I am not responsible for what happens next,” I told the System.

[NEW QUEST: CONTAIN THE ROBOT JACKASS.]

REWARD: Dignity. Maybe.

“Too late,” I muttered, as Bender cli...

HP432- First Date!

They pushed open the door to the Three Broomsticks. Warmth hit instantly, fire roaring, chatter loud, and the scent of butterbeer and roasted meat drifting through the air.

They slid into the booth near the back, out of the draught from the door. Two butterbeers thudded down, the mugs warm to the touch.

Astoria took a sip, then leaned her elbows on the table. “So,” she said, eyes gleaming with mischief, “who’s next, then?”

Harry didn’t look up from tearing the co...

MHA118- Right

The cheers didn’t die down immediately. It took a moment before the next steps even registered. Eventually, the results were tallied, but the outcome was obvious.

"And the winner of this year’s U.A. School Festival Beauty Pageant is… Nejire Hado!"

If the cheers were loud before, they outright exploded now. Nejire threw her hands up, spinning once before accepting the crown. The other contestants clapped, some looking impressed, some already over it.

Nejire pointed at m...

MHA117- Fairy

Eri glanced around. The festival was still packed…booths lined the paths, people wandered between them, and the music from different performances mixed into a weird but lively background noise.

She hesitated, then pointed at a stall selling stuffed animals. “What is that?”

“A game,” I said. “You throw a ball, hit the target, and win a prize.”

She stared at the giant teddy bear hanging from the top shelf. “Oh.”

Nejire leaned down. “You wanna try?”<...

HP431- Trades

Harry whistled lightly under his breath, hands in his pockets as he made his way back down toward the Slytherin common room. He stepped through the hidden entrance, and nodded at Theodore who was still hunched over a stack of Arithmancy notes by the fire.

“You’re back late,” Theo said without looking up.

“Wasn’t aware I had a curfew,” Harry replied, shrugging off his coat and dropping it onto the back of the sofa.

Tracey, half-curled on the nearest armchair with ...

MHA116- Thank You, That Person

The crowd cheered like someone just announced free food. Eri, still sitting on Nejire’s shoulders, clapped with her candied apple-sticky hands, eyes wide. Nejire nudged her playfully, hyping her up even more.

I walked toward center stage. Kaminari smacked my back as I passed. “Go kill it, man.”

“Obviously.”

Bakugo scoffed. “Tch. If you fuck this up after all that talk…”

I shoved Bakugo off the stage. Maybe a little harder than necessary. "Shut the fuck ...

MHA115- Class 1-A Showdown

There will be a second chapter!

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Nejire took the apple and handed it to Eri, who inspected it before taking a small bite. She chewed, blinked, then took another.

Nejire gasped. “Verdict?”

Eri swallowed. “It’s good.”

Nejire threw her arms up. “Success!”

I got some more for myself, Nejire, and Mom, and we continued.

I checked my phone. “Class should be setting up the concert soon.”

Nejire’s eyes lit up. “Oh...

HP430- Roses and Weeds

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MHA114- Festival

I kicked Nejire out and shut the door before she could argue. She huffed something about rude little brothers and floated off to her dorm. Didn’t matter. I had work to do.

This wasn’t just about making a flashy dress. If Nejire wanted to win, she needed more than some shimmery bullshit that sparkled under stage lights. She needed something that played with her Quirk, amplified every movement, and made sure the audience couldn’t look away even if they wanted to.

I activated t...

Patreon Exclusive— Welcome to U.A. Lil’ Sprouts Division- Part 4- Show and Tell, Trauma Edition

U.A. Kindergarten – Lil’ Sprouts Division

Time: 9 a.m. but spiritually 3 a.m.

Aizawa stood at the whiteboard, using the last marker that hadn’t been bitten, stabbed, or jammed up someone’s nose. On it, he wrote:

SHOW & TELL (but the E was backwards, and no one corrected it).

He turned to the class.

“Here’s how this works. You stand up. You show a thing....

MHA113- Curly

Quick Heads-Up (Especially for iOS Users)

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Nothing you need to do - just make sure your app is updated.

It helps you, and it helps me.

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HP429- Not the Sort of Thing You Forget

Rest of the Christmas holiday passed quicker than anyone really noticed. Between short trips around France, late breakfasts at the Flamels’, and Petunia’s quiet fondness for the sunroom, things stayed oddly peaceful. She remained in the south after Harry left, wards still layered by Nicolas himself, safety was not a concern. 

By the time Harry and his friends arrived, the castle was still half-covered in snow. Icicles drooped from the towers, and the main hall was warm with ret...