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MHA81- I Have an Idea!

Small heads-up... In the canon MHA timeline, the Two Heroes movie takes place after the Final Exams arc. But I, your humble chaos scribe, got a little too deep into writing the Forest Lodge, Kamino, and Post-Raid arcs… and, well, forgot. Since the movie also heavily involves support gear and lines up perfectly with Ryuu’s newly unlocked [Crafting Room], I decided not to shift the entire timeline backwards. So in this version, the I-Island arc takes place shortly after the Provisional Lice...

Mockumentary— The Bat With a Mouth: Witness Testimonies- Chapter 1

This chapter is the first in a three-part mockumentary arc is to give you a behind-the-scenes look at how Ryuu is perceived by everyone around him. Think of it as an emotional audit, a chaos case study, or just the universe’s way of trying to explain why this menace is somehow still enrolled at U.A. High. While the format leans toward humor and exaggeration, these three chapters are canon. The events, relationships, and character reactions reflect the actual dynamics of the main timeline. N...

HP413- Magical Tech

They met Harry near the Great Hall stairs, where he was waiting with Daphne, already fully dressed, stretching like she wasn’t the reason half the castle wanted to strangle someone.

“Rise and shine,” Harry said as the others trickled in.

“Die in a cauldron,” Pansy muttered, tying her hair up.

Astoria, somehow wide awake, grinned and bounced on her heels. “Morning exercise! I made a checklist.”

Daphne gave her a sideways look. “No one asked you to be che...

Patreon Exclusive— Aizawa's Evaluation Logs Chapter 1- First Impressions Are Lies

File: Aizawa_S. | Homeroom 1-A | Initial Evaluation Notes
Access Level: Faculty Only
Date: April 8 – Post Entrance Exam Briefing

I don’t like first impressions.

They’re unreliable. Messy. Often loud.

You think you’ve got someone figured out, and then they start bleeding, laughing, or turning invisible in the middle of a villain attack and everything shifts.

But protocol is protocol. So here I am. New class. New headaches. One erasure-wo...

MHA80- Hostage Negotiation

The moment Nezu wrapped up, the mic was handed over. “...Lastly, we have some final comments from… Hound Dog-sensei from Lifestyle Guidance.”

Oh no.

The gruffest, angriest, most unintelligible staff member at U.A. stepped up, gripping the podium like it had personally wronged him. The second he took a breath, the entire audience braced themselves.

“UNBE—RHAHA RURAA LIFESTYLE HGUHH!!”

Half the students flinched. A few teachers sighed, already used to it.

MHA79- No Pressure or Anything

I sighed, tilted my head back, and yelled, “Get the fuck back into your rooms before I go medieval on your asses!”

With a loud swish, swish, swish, every curtain in the building slammed shut like a synchronized performance. The curtains shut so fast, you would think I pulled out a flamethrower.

Mina laughed beside me. “That was hot.”

I deadpanned. “Everything I do is.”

She grinned and leaned in, pressing a quick kiss to my cheek before pulling away. “See ...

HP412- Morning Tort- Training Returns

Luna blinked like it was glowing. “Wow.”

The rest weren’t as quick to react.

“Do you see anything, Luna?” Ginny asked.

Luna tilted her head. “No, but I didn’t want Harry to feel bad.”

Tracey snorted. Daphne muttered, “That’s generous of you.” Pansy laughed into her hand.

Harry ruffled Luna’s hair once and shook his head. “Appreciated.”

He walked past the painting three times, back and forth without saying a word. On the third pas...

MHA78- Wild Date

Mina grabbed my arm and dragged me inside. The receptionist barely looked up as we checked in, handing us gear—light armor, gloves, and impact sensors to track hits.

"You picking a fight first, or am I?" I asked.

She grinned, strapping on her gear. "Oh, you’re going down first."

We stepped into the main zone—a bunch of platforms, walls, and cover spots. Some people were brawling, some were running the agility courses, and a few were messing with the high-ground challen...

Patreon Exclusive— Welcome to U.A. Lil’ Sprouts Division- Part 1

U.A. Kindergarten – Hero Track A

Lil’ Sprouts Division

Time: Too early for this crap.

Aizawa stood at the front of the most cursed room in the building, silently sipping burnt coffee out of a chipped mug that read “I tried.”

Colorful foam letters on the wall shouted “WEE ARE HEROS IN TRAINING!”

He stared at the typo.

He stared through the typo.

"...

Which Alternate Universe Should I Unleash First for the Next Exclusive Arc?

Okay, so apparently reality isn’t enough. Want alternate timelines too? Sure. Pick your flavor of chaos below. I will either write a scene, a mini-arc, or drop visuals depending on the votes.

No promises I’ll survive the process. But hey, that is why the coffee exists.

Others will probably follow but this might determine the order. Also these are not related to plot. Will not affect the publish rate of regular chapters.

• Kindergarten Arc

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MHA77- Family Business

We reached the exit. The sun was starting to dip, casting long shadows across the training grounds.

I looked at the provisional hero license in my hand. Cheap as hell. The kind of thing that felt like it would disintegrate in the wash. I pressed my thumb against the edge, bent it back and forth a couple of times.

Izuku, who had been off to the side wiping his eyes, looked over and froze. “Ryuu, don’t do that!”

I bent it again. Snapped it straight. Bent it again. “Spr...

Patreon Exclusive— Forbidden Thought: Tsuyu's Dream Log #1 [Soft R-18]

Hey everyone! How are y’all doing? Everything good? Hope life is treating you well. I’m currently on a mission to de-forest this barren land

Hey everyone!

How are y’all doing? Everything good? Hope life is treating you well.

I’m currently on a mission to de-forest this barren land—by which I mean, I am trying to get more of you to actually comment under chapters. It helps the algorithm, boosts morale, and makes me feel like I’m not whispering fan...

HP411- The Room

Daphne fell in step beside him without a word. Across the room, the other prefects gathered—some already yawning. Others pretending this wasn’t the fifth rerun in a different outfit.

They made their way back through the hallways. A door slammed somewhere upstairs—likely Peeves chasing someone who forgot to ward their bag.

“Bet you ten galleons one of the Hufflepuffs reports a ghost prank by tomorrow,” Daphne said as they climbed the last steps.

“Too easy,” Harr...

MHA76- Rescue. Roast. Repeat.

Kaminari snapped his fingers. A bolt of electricity shot forward. It cracked against Orca’s teeth. His whole body tensed, muscles locking up for a split second.

That was my cue.

I Quickstepped in, swung the bat, and aimed right for his goddamn throat. The impact was solid—his head snapped back. He stumbled a step. First real reaction I gotten out of him.

I swung again. This time, he caught it. His grip crushed the metal like cheap plastic.

“Shit.”

His oth...

MHA75- "Villains" Are Here!

The class spread out, each of them pulling people from the wreckage. I pointed at Sero. "Swing across and check for anyone stuck in collapsed buildings."

He shot a line. "On it."

"Jiro, find the worst cases."

She pressed a jack to the ground, listening. "Got two heartbeats under the rubble near the north side."

"Kirishima, Mina, that’s you. Clear a path."

They ran ahead, Kirishima hardening his arms while Mina melted through debris.

"Yaoyorozu, make splin...

Patreon Exclusive- When Nejire Found Out- Part 2

After food was consumed, they settled with drinks. Nejire leaned in like she was mid-interrogation, the straw in her soda twisting merciless

After food was consumed, they settled with drinks.

Nejire leaned in like she was mid-interrogation, the straw in her soda twisting mercilessly between her fingers. “Then, then! What happened after that?”

Mirko leaned back, sipping from a highball glass, clearly savoring the memory more than the drink. “Day two. He tried to file hi...

MHA74- Game Face On

In a second, my whole vibe shifted. A bright smile stretched across my face, fake concern thrown in for extra flavor. Everyone went still.

"The hell?" Kaminari squinted.

I chuckled. "I may be an ass, but I’m an ass who can act. This exam isn’t just about saving people; it’s about how we treat them. Put on your hero faces and let’s roll."

No one questioned it. They knew the drill.

The siren blared again.

Smoke curled from the fake wreckage, debris scattere...

Patreon Exclusive- When Nejire Found Out- Part 1

Ryukyu Agency, Early Evening The automatic doors swished open with their usual sigh, letting in the last rays of gold-tinted daylight—and Ne

Ryukyu Agency, Early Evening

The automatic doors swished open with their usual sigh, letting in the last rays of gold-tinted daylight—and Nejire Hado, windswept and humming.

“Hellooo, I’m back~!” she sang, twirling once on her heel before stepping inside properly. Her hero coat fluttered behind her, dusted with bits of gravel ...

HP410- Same Old

Harry walked in without a word. The sitting room looked exactly like last year—books stacked too neatly, a soft hum from something playing quietly on the telly in the background.

Her dad popped his head in from the kitchen. “Harry. Good to see you again.”

“Thanks for letting me steal her.”

“She packed yesterday,” he said. “She was ready at five.”

Hermione shot him a look.

Her mum came over with a thermos. “Here. Tea for the road. And remember�...

MHA73- Crazy!

Yaoyorozu smiled. “We already beat them. Should be any second.”

Bakugo scoffed. “What the hell does that mean?”

Momo didn’t answer. Didn’t need to. Toru had it covered. Whatever dumbass thought trapping us in here with some knockoff villain tactics was a genius clearly didn’t factor in the invisible girl sneaking through their lines. That was their problem.

Bakugo didn’t care about details, anyway. He just wanted an excuse to go apeshit. So, ...

MHA72- I Already Won!

Momo exhaled, then nodded, eyes scanning the battlefield. “Alright. We need to split their focus. A group stays defensive while another goes

Momo exhaled, then nodded, eyes scanning the battlefield. “Alright. We need to split their focus. A group stays defensive while another goes

Momo exhaled, then nodded, eyes scanning the battlefield. “Alright. We need to split their focus. A group stays defensive while another goes on the attack. If we make them hesitate, we get more ope...

HP409- Fifth Year

After a short lull in the conversation, the mood shifting slightly after the mention of students leaving Hogwarts, Harry leaned forward and spoke.

“This year, I’m training all of you in spells. Real training. Not the usual practice duels or club sessions. We’re not half-arsing it.”

That got their attention. Every eye at the table turned to him. Some with interest, others more guarded.

Tracey tilted her head. “And who gave you the authority, Supreme Commander?” 2025-04-12 19:36:56 +0000 UTC View Post

MHA71- Start!

"Let’s get married!"

Half the class turned at the same time.

Mina made some inhuman noise, her whole body vibrating. "Oh my god."

Aizawa didn’t even blink. "No."

Ms. Joke pouted. "Cold as ever, Eraser!"

Mina grabbed Kaminari’s arm, shaking him. "Did you hear that?!"

Kaminari, still trying to process, just nodded. "Yeah, yeah, I heard it."

Hagakure clapped her hands together. "Wait, wait, does this happen often?!"

Iida adjusted his glasses ...

MHA70- To The Arena!

"Every villain I fight is legally obligated to cry before the end."

Kirishima grinned. "Okay, then let’s hear it. What would you say before you knock someone out?"

I thought for a second, then shrugged. "Something simple. Maybe ‘Lights out.’ Right before I throw a punch."

Sero whistled. "Alright, not bad."

Jiro nodded. "Yeah, that works. Short and to the point."

"Unlike some people," I said, glancing at Kirishima.

He groaned. "Okay, okay, I’ll short...

HP408- Grim

Leaving the house, Harry apparated straight to the alley behind the Leaky Cauldron. The smell of baked stone, beer, and faint magical residue drifted through the air—normal for the place. Inside, the bar felt packed tighter than usual. Not rowdy—just tense, like a pub waiting for bad news to walk in. The sort of hush where people talked quieter and watched the door too often. Since the Ministry already acknowledged Voldemort’s return, Diagon Alley had been turned into a warded maze. Tom...

MHA69- One-Liners!

Aizawa stood at the front of the class, his usual dead-inside stare scanning over us like he was already regretting everything.

“Our first objective will be earning Provisional Hero Licenses.”

I raised a brow. “Finally. Thought we were just gonna keep playing dorm life simulator.”

Bakugo scoffed. “Tch. Like you would pass.”

I shot him finger guns. “Confidence is key, Bitch Boom. I am trying different orders to keep it original. If you like I can just call...

MHA68- Rooms!

A LOOONG CHAPTER! HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LIKE IT!

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I walked to my room, taking a quick glance around. It was a nice enough space, plain but not too cramped. I grabbed my quilt, tossed it over the bed, a few clothes to the closet, a few boxes I brought to the side and took a step back. “Done.” I nodded to myself. Efficient.

With that out of the way, I headed back to the kitchen. Someone had to cook, and it sure as hell wasn’t gonna be any of these clowns. T...

HP407- Badge

He felt a soft vibration in his pocket, and he pulled out his metal card, glancing at the message. It was from Daphne.

The message flickered into view on the metal card in Harry’s hand. The Protean Charm linking the cards was stable, fine-tuned. His was the original, the core. Anything done on his end could echo across the others—add names, split threads, even combine them. A few subtle wand gestures, and he’d set it to group relay mode. They all got the same messages now, a neat ...

MHA67- Dorms

So, August arrived, and we were about to leave for the dorms. Mom pulled us both into a hug, squeezing like she thought we would slip through her fingers. “You have to answer whenever I text or call you, okay?”

I patted her back. “Mom, don’t worry. Although it’s a dorm, I’ll sneak out every now and then to visit you. Can’t leave my ol’ ma alone at home.”

A smack to the back of my head. “You’ll do no such thing!”

I rubbed the spot. “Damn, at least pr...

MHA66- House Visit

Since Izuku insisted on meeting All Might, and Mom refused to let either of us leave alone, we all ended up going. Not that I really had an opinion on it—All Might was retired, Izuku was emotional, and Mom was… Mom.

The beach was the same as ever. Clear, empty, nothing but the sound of the waves rolling in. It felt weird seeing it like this after all the training Izuku had done here. I remembered him passing out in the sand, covered in sweat and regret while I sat back eating snacks...