Hello to our Biggerest Patrons! Thanks to your support, we reached our first big goal, and now you guys get some extras! Launchpad is getting fat and happy, while Lion-O finds a new source of power from the Sword of Omens!
Launchpad:
“Oof…” Launchpad clutched his middle, even if either arm couldn’t reach around the giant, wobbling gut that now dominated his frame. “Okay… okay. Just gotta try… a few more burgers for Mr. McD… counting on me… real...
2019-08-28 22:30:38 +0000 UTC
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For our second pic of Reboot Month, the latest incarnation of Leonardo is really showing off the TMNT's love for pizza! This one was written by Conner this time around, as I got a little too swamped with my latest job this month. Enjoy!
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2019-08-26 23:54:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey, guys! Thanks for your patience and understanding this month. For Reboot month, Bugs was our top pick, and now the tricky rabbit is really growing into his latest role. Enjoy!
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2019-08-26 23:50:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey, folks! Just an update; to celebrate reaching our first milestone, we'll be doing things a little differently in August. For our $5 and $10 patrons, our polls will now choose the four most popular characters; 1st place will be our $5 story, 2nd place will be our $1 story, and our two runners-up will have sketches and scenes done as special treats for our $10 patrons!
We'll be setting a new goal at $400 a month, and if you folks help us get there, we'll offer a three part interactive...
2019-07-31 04:54:12 +0000 UTC
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For August, we've been looking at Hollywood trends, and decided that if you can't beat them, join them. So for August, we're showcasing characters from some of the great and not-so-great reboots of some of the most nostalgic TV shows out there!
2019-07-31 04:46:50 +0000 UTC
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Our $5 offering this month is Jake Long, learning about a new culture and really growing as a person~
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Kyoto, Japan was an ancient and tranquil ci...
2019-07-31 04:41:34 +0000 UTC
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Here's the $1 offering for July, as Brooklyn soars to new heights as the first gargoyle bodybuilder!
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The Manhattan Clan were seated around ...
2019-07-25 05:10:34 +0000 UTC
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To celebrate a month marked by barbecues, fireworks, and patriotism, this month we're "honoring" red, white, and blue characters!
2019-06-29 22:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Topping off our villain month, we have Ratigan, brushing off that little fall off of Big Ben with a good dose of steroids!
Deep in the underground sewers and hidden backways of London, a rat scurried through the darkness. He was holding on to the tattered remains of his finely tailored suit, limping along and panting, scarcely able to stop and catch his breath. When he turned down a familiar corner, the rat let out a deep sigh of relief as he saw the familiar hol...
2019-06-29 22:53:30 +0000 UTC
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For our first story this month, and for our $5/$10 patrons, Shere Khan learns just how profitable fast food can be, especially for his bottom line.
Shere Khan was staring holes into the black panther in an ill-fitting aviator’s jacket across his desk. A broad-shouldered tiger dressed in a sharp tailored suit, the tycoon of Shere Khan Industries loomed over his pilot, cutting an intimidating figure. He was drumming his claws on his desktop, adding to an already heavy tension...
2019-06-26 21:46:47 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! Just a reminder that this month, we're putting our stories on hold while Conner settles into a new home and I set up my new career in teaching. I've set it up that you WILL NOT BE CHARGED for this month's payment cycle, so besides a delay in the last poll's winning stories, no skin off your noses.
We both thank you for your understanding, and we'll see you in June!
2019-05-30 18:20:11 +0000 UTC
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This month, we're looking at a myriad of baddies- We're trying a few different things here, including requested anime and mythological characters as well that are suitably villainous. Enjoy, and happy voting!
2019-05-01 23:01:38 +0000 UTC
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For our $5 patrons, Spyro is having the best day ever at Dragon Shores, saving dragons, defeating villains, and swelling up to gigantic proportions! What's not to like?
Spyro soared through the skies, his sharp eyes scanning the gentle rolling hills of the Artisan Realm. He frowned; everything seemed peaceful enough but, as much as the dragon hated to say it, it was too peaceful. Where were the newly hatched dragons taking their first lessons, where were the masters hon...
2019-04-29 05:07:41 +0000 UTC
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Here's our first story for the month, with Sly Cooper biting off a little more than he can chew!
A blue van parked along the side of the road, just across from a donut shop that had already closed its doors for the night. Slipping into the back of the van, a slim raccoon hunkered down with his two partners in crime; a hippo polishing off a box of donuts from the targeted shop, and a turtle busy at work on a massive computer console that took up half of the van.
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2019-04-20 23:52:34 +0000 UTC
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So here's a treat for everyone- Cedric is going to take runner ups from our monthly polls, and do some extra art, available for all patrons! Cedric settled on Bowser and Star Fox squaring off, though it looks like they leveled up a bit!
You can see art like this a lot sooner on our Discord Channel- be sure to sign up!
2019-04-18 20:58:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey, all!
So I've got a few notes from people looking to join the server, and we're still having trouble getting links to you guys, so here is a permanent invite link to the server until I can figure out what's gone wrong with the invite system.
https://discord.gg/vp4KFEF
Thanks and we'll see you on Discord!
-Renard
2019-04-09 02:16:24 +0000 UTC
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Hey, guys! So I see a lot of you signed up for our patreon this month. Don't forget that we have a Discord Server with the channel; it's the only way to access private streams, see sneak peeks, and just hang out to have some fun. So if you didn't get an invitation, please let me know! I'll be sure to send you an invite link.
Thanks, and see you around,
-Renard
2019-04-07 05:31:13 +0000 UTC
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For April, we've given you four choices of some of your favorite video game characters to make BIG! Vote below!
2019-03-30 20:42:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey, folks! Here's our $5 offering this month of Tony the Tiger, doing his thing. This is actually a story that compliments our Tricks the rabbit story, so make sure to check that one out as well!
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2019-03-29 21:31:49 +0000 UTC
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Hello, folks! Our first story of the month is here, and we greatly appreciate your. Patience with this one. As voted on by you, Tricks the Rabbit has finally gotten a hold of his favorite breakfast cereal, with predictable results. Picture by Brock and Cedric, and story by me. Enjoy!
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“I, uh, I...
2019-03-27 07:45:41 +0000 UTC
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This month, we've got four duos of mascots for you guys to choose from! Pick your favorite pair of corporate sell-outs and we'll make 'em big!
2019-02-27 21:56:09 +0000 UTC
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We've had a lot of new people on the Patreon, and while Conner, Cedric and I are super grateful for your support, we'd love to see you on the Discord server! If you didn't get an invitation, send me a private message. There's stream announcements, sneak peeks, and we'll also be talking to you guys one on one to see what characters you want to see get big!
2019-02-23 02:37:17 +0000 UTC
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For our second story open to all our patrons, Nick Wilde goes from straight-laced cop to a roided-up, swaggering wrestler with huge muscles and a huger appetite, all while solving a sinister mystery! This piece was colored by Cedric Browning, who'll be working with Conner and I on the Patreon.
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2019-02-23 00:27:42 +0000 UTC
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Here's our first story this month, as voted on by you! Join Robin Hood for a swashbuckling, dragon fighting adventure, where he gets swole af to save merry olde England once again!
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2019-02-19 23:40:41 +0000 UTC
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Hello, folks! To start off the Patreon Overhaul, I'm going back to my nostalgic roots. One of these pairs of Disney Icons will end up supercallifragilistc-sized, and you get to choose which!
2019-02-01 18:12:37 +0000 UTC
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To start of the overhaul, I'm going with my roots- one of these pairs of Disney icons are going to end up supercallifragilistic-sized!
2019-02-01 18:08:52 +0000 UTC
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Hi, folks!
I've just set up the new Discord server for this patreon. If you haven't gotten access to it, or you feel like you haven't gotten the right benefits, please let me know!
2019-01-29 20:26:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey, folks.
I'm sad to say that I've got some bad news. Patreon's Trust and Safety Team has made it quite clear that the Raffle cannot continue, at all. They've sent me a series of e-mails detailing that my current business model is simply not feasible, nor necessarily legal, according to some state laws. With the failure of the Suggestion Box and the Raffle effectively banned, I'm left with little choice but to overhaul my Patreon. So, starting in February, I'm going to be teaming up w...
2019-01-20 20:08:54 +0000 UTC
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It's a new year, so let's start as we mean to go on by voting for a new growth story!
Plundering Booty- The scourge of the sea, Captain Warren Trenton, plunders a Spanish treasure galleon, only to come across a curious idol that starts swelling him up and making him hungrier and hungrier until he returns it to its rightful home.
St. Georgina and the Dragon- A fair damsel has been kidnapped by a dragon, and the brave and noble knight that will save her is... soundly crus...
2019-01-02 22:30:50 +0000 UTC
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Last raffle story for Cedras Corvid!
The holiday season had come again, and Erlend and Rhaco were putting the last touches on a massive Christmas feast. The burly lucario and mewtwo had spent most of Christmas Day getting everything together for them and a dozen friends, with a twenty pound turkey, a honey-glazed ham, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, ambrosia, stuffing, cranberries, and every other Christmas dish imaginable, enough to feed fourteen peopl...
2018-12-30 22:15:02 +0000 UTC
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