Sing to me, O muse, of the fox of many appetites, who wandered full many ways after he had dined on the sacred cattle of Apollo. Many were the meals he ate and delicacies he tasted, aye, and many the woes he suffered in his gut upon the sea, seeking to win his own fame and Hestia’s favor.
Of Odysseus’ house he was, the famed King of Ithaca, favored of Athena and hero of the Greeks. Obeseus was his cousin, a humble baker who missed the chance for glory in far-away Troy, when Morpheus ...
2018-03-19 22:32:12 +0000 UTC
View Post
Sorry I'm a bit late! This poll will only be open for a few days so I can get started soon, but I'll list the following stories for you folks to decide:
Conner Coon suggested: Tired of being the smallest of the Manhattan Clan, Gargoyles' Lexington sneaks a peek at the Grimorum Arcanorum for a spell to help him get bigger. Things get a little out of hand
HRRB suggested: Victor meets one of his fans and decides to give them what they want. (Can b...
2018-03-11 23:46:42 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hello, everyone!
So, I've started a little side project- https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26549457/ A party where you roll the dice on different forms of growth; Theo is passing out practically bottomless drinks, and each one will effect you differently- one makes you fat, one makes you buff, the other makes you taller. Since I'd like to do a lot of these, and this was actually supposed to...
2018-03-02 17:19:46 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hello, all! I'm just going to try this out with a simple post. If you're seeing this, that means you are a $5 or $10 donor, and instead of a raffle, I'm taking your story suggestions. I'll pick the four I like the best, and then put them to a vote! So, if you have a story idea, please leave them in the comments below!
Ground rules:
* OC's are allowed, as are copyright characters
* Keep it tasteful- relatively so.
* Keep it concise; I'm looking for story ideas that could fit a...
2018-03-01 00:54:32 +0000 UTC
View Post
I'm getting a little wanderlust, so this month's poll choices will be centered around adventure!
2018-03-01 00:49:59 +0000 UTC
View Post
https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204199489-Can-I-offer-a-raffle-for-one-of-my-rewards-
This was brought to my attention recently. I swear, I honestly had no idea this was even a thing. I think the only reason I've managed to skate by is that I'm such a niche channel, and thus, have not been noticed by Patreon's higher-ups yet. As this Patreon ...
2018-02-28 02:09:56 +0000 UTC
View Post
A quick note: I was asked to credit the characters in this story to the Furry Basketball Association, all rights go to them.
Lance Wildfyre was never one to watch his weight; at five feet and four inches, and carrying around somewhere in the ballpark of two hundred pounds, some would say he made a strange choice for a baseball player. But tonight, he was the reason the Albany Alphas were celebrating their FBA Finals Championship; after all, if there was one thing nobody should undere...
2018-02-27 17:24:16 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hector sighed, looking anxiously up at the sky. He still wasn’t a hundred percent sure about this, but he had a good feeling about Malcolm. The buck was an absolute stud; he favored tight V-necks that showed off his muscular pecs and taut, beefy contours of his torso, and tight jeans that showed the equally impressive musculature of his legs. He was clean cut and handsome in that conventional way that would have made Hector think that a guy like Malcolm wouldn’t have looked at h...
2018-02-27 17:18:16 +0000 UTC
View Post
Leonard groaned softly as he glanced over his course load. The lion ran a paw through his mane, worry setting in as his eyes ran down the list of his classes. He thought there would have been more of a gap, but sadly his university loaded freshman up with numerous fluff courses to pad out the schedules. His weekdays were back to back classes that would have him running all over the campus. “This is ridiculous, how can they expect anybody to manage these kinds of times? Half of these a...
2018-02-27 17:13:07 +0000 UTC
View Post
I was able to do three raffle stories this month, which isn't quite as many as I was hoping, but still, more than usual, so still technically qualifies as an achievement. Yay, lowered standards! Look forward to the usual procedure next month, and thanks again for the support, everyone!
2018-02-27 17:10:22 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hello, folks! I'm going to shake things up this month. February is the shortest month of the year, and I'm struggling to think up three poll stories, but! I also reached my first Patreon goal, for real this time! To celebrate, I am going to raffle off multiple stories this month, and forgo the poll, as a thank you to all my new subscribers! If you miss the bigger poll story, don't worry, it'll be back for March.
2018-01-30 06:08:31 +0000 UTC
View Post
Crystal cursed under her breath; she had stayed way too late at the gym, again. It was late into the night, and just to get home, the golden retriever hopped the fence of the now closed local park, her usual shortcut when her workouts went too long. Pumping herself up, she pushed through the dark, unlit paths with a jog, telling herself it was a cool-down from the workout. To see her move was quite a sight; she was a titanic canine, every inch rippling with muscle under her glossy coat....
2018-01-28 17:42:08 +0000 UTC
View Post
“Gooood morning, Nanukiwok! It’s eleven AM, the sun is just rising, and bringing with it a lovely -10 degrees outside. You’re listening to Big Al, the bear that’s always hungry for the latest and greatest. If you think I’m being sarcastic about the weather, well, trust me, folks, I got no choice but to love this weather today. Your KFAT crew are out on the docks right now, as Nanukiwok awaits the homecoming of its favored son, two-time olympian and Alaska’s fast...
2018-01-24 22:06:18 +0000 UTC
View Post
Sorry for the slight delay, everyone! The holidays ended a bit hectic, but now, it’s back to business. I’ve already drawn the raffle for this month’s raffle winner, so that just leaves the poll; happy voting!
2018-01-04 08:02:46 +0000 UTC
View Post
Castor drummed his fingers against the counter. “This is a bad idea, Pollux,” the gorilla rumbled to his twin.
“You worry too much!” Pollux replied, hefting up a vat the size of a beer keg on the counter. “Trust me, this is my best batch yet.”
Castor gave his brother a long look. The two gorillas had entered the health industry, setting up a small shop selling supplements, protein powder, and other diet and exercise related paraphernalia. They certainly kne...
2018-01-02 17:03:46 +0000 UTC
View Post
December 26th, the North Pole. After another harrowing run around the world in a single night, the nine most famous reindeer alive were unwinding in the canteen they always went to after their haul. Sauntering over for a well-deserved snack, one of them, with a very distinctive nose, approached the long-suffering cook. “So, what’s on the menu today, Francis?” the reindeer asked, leaning on the counter.
“Three guesses, Rudy.”
“Cookies and milk?” he sighed, r...
2017-12-24 21:04:01 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hello, folks, and Happy Holidays!
I'm sorry to come to you like this, but I'm afraid I have to announce that I will be late with both stories. The monthly poll story is almost done, however, and I'm going to try my damnedest to get it to you before Christmas. But, I'm currently out of town, and there was also a pretty big reason I was delayed prior- I published a book!
2017-12-22 15:52:01 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hey, everyone! Just a special announcement for the holidays: to thank you all, I'm going to give you folks some cameos. If you guys vote in the Poll this month, I'll pick a few names at random, and put you guys in the story. But remember, I'll only be pulling names if you vote!
2017-12-02 03:25:04 +0000 UTC
View Post
Sorry about that, folks! I saw a few people were voting for multiple stories, and that was my fault, I didn't put the settings in right. So, we'll try again, and this time folks, please choose -one- story!
Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas!
2017-12-02 03:14:51 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hi, all!
Just letting you know that I've lowered the price for my Illustrated story pack from $15 to $10, but for my patrons, if you want to get the pack, I'll be selling it for $8 to all my patrons!
Just send me a note first if you're interested!
2017-11-24 05:40:14 +0000 UTC
View Post
Freshman Year
Located around the county of Castershire and founded atop the ruins of a desecrated abbey from the Elizabethan era, the respectable Queen’s College sat along the banks of the River Avon. A proud, sprawling collection of gothic buildings, it contrasted sharply with the village of Castershire, a cluster of cozy, ivy-covered cottages huddled around the towering spire of St. Ethelthryth’s. In recent years, the contrast had become more than just physical; with Queen...
2017-11-21 01:10:01 +0000 UTC
View Post
George groaned, rubbing his head. He was resting on a soft, comfortable bed, but as he tossed and turned, he soon realized it was not his. Frowning, he sat up and peered into a mirror facing opposite the bed, looking at his own tawny fur and scarlet mane. But soon, the lion’s green eyes widened as he looked around, realizing he was in a completely foreign place. The walls were plain, and there were no windows; there was a giant TV mounted on the wall beside the bed, including a comfy ...
2017-11-19 17:09:04 +0000 UTC
View Post
Re-upload of the previous picture; my Illustrated Story Pack chronicling Theo's journey through history, and all the juicy weight gain and muscle growth therein, is finally ready to go! But first, a few announcements:
The Raffle story won by Crowbar, featuring a lion trapped by an insane kangaroo and made greedy, will be uploaded shortly!
The Poll Story, Falling In Love, as voted by you, will also be uploaded very soon. But, there is one small proviso; this story became a lot longer than...
2017-11-19 17:00:27 +0000 UTC
View Post
This is another preview for Theo's Journal, this time one of my absolute favorite illustrations in the whole pack, by my friend, Rockytheprocy, who you can check out here: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rockytheprocy
This may be the last preview, so, if you want more stories like this, I'll be selling the whole journal, a collection of fifteen stories throughout history with fifteen colored images by two v...
2017-11-09 17:24:19 +0000 UTC
View Post
The next chapter in Theo's journal for my $10 patrons! Enjoy some Ancient Egyptian decadence and gluttony, again illustrated by Cedric Browning!
I must admit, as a cat, I rather did enjoy Egypt. The fact that they considered me and my feline brethren sacred is more than a little flattering, but beyond that, I felt a true connection with the Egyptians as a people, as a culture. They came to see the world as I saw it; those glorious children of the Nile understood the imp...
2017-11-02 04:28:21 +0000 UTC
View Post
Alright! Month number four, with a selection of three stories to vote for. Good luck, folks! I'll be running this poll until November 11th.
2017-11-01 19:12:50 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hey folks,
The Werewolf of Salem is all wrapped up, and it was a bit of a departure for me on this Patreon. I didn't get much feedback on the story, so, I'd like you all to tell me how you felt about it. It was fun for me, and I wouldn't be opposed to doing bigger stories like that again, but I only want to do it if you folks want to see it. You've all been very generous supporting me, and I want to make sure I'm giving you guys what you want.
So, how did you like The Werewolf of Salem?<...
2017-10-29 15:13:54 +0000 UTC
View Post
Alright! Here's the preview for one of the stories from Theo's planned anthology, going through his long catalog of clients throughout the ages. This picture is drawn by Cedric Browning, whose gallery can be seen here: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/cedricbrowning
If you're seeing this, this means you're one of my $10 patrons, and here's the insight to my big project! Thank you for your support! And...
2017-10-28 16:23:22 +0000 UTC
View Post
Two days passed, with Robert hiding in the woods like a wild animal. His instincts led him to Giles Corey’s cave, where he assumed the old man had spent the past four years. The moon had waned, and he did not feel the same rush of power as he did with every night, and his bestial form was diminished. Still, while he was human, it gave him time to think. To repent. Even sleep; the same, gnawing hunger did not overrule his instincts, and although the stone floor of the cave was no feath...
2017-10-28 16:13:40 +0000 UTC
View Post
“Stand! And receive the word of God!” Minister Philas commanded. Sunday had come again to Salem, and all the congregation rose. Robert looked over to the opposite end of the church, where Temperance stood. She nodded subtly to him, and kept her eye on the front row, where Goodie Strigg was seated. They both were unnerved to see that she looked completely unharmed from last night.
The Reverend Parris stared glumly at the imposing figure of Minister Philas. One could get the fee...
2017-10-23 16:52:38 +0000 UTC
View Post