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Out of Character Archive!

In honor of the return of Out of Character's upcoming resurgence on YouTube, some spring cleaning has been done. About half the episodes have been removed due to various subjective and objective reasons. But since you pay the big bucks, you get everything you want.

Use this link to access over 52 Episodes, including Heavenly Trio, After Dark, and Guest Episodes!

*Warning* A lot of this I deem subpar, to say the least. I went through many of the all too common podcaster phases, Int...

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63 - Meet The Fantastics

My parents have been residing in my humble bachelor pad for the past week and I feel like the main character of a silly sitcom adjacent to the critically acclaimed 'New Girl'. I attended my first star-studded mildly pompous genre-bending social event, and I finally received my PR (I can come to the US <3).

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62 - Hot and Bothered

I work to beat the infamous Toronto heat... I talk meeting Theo von (awesome), some personal developments, money, botched coffee, ruminating, relationships, and a girthy advice segment.


The video is slanted and the the fan is kinda messing up the audio...next time I'll just sweat it out. Do I look more yellow than usual? Don't answer please

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61 - Groped x1

Here are some words said in this episode:  Groped at biryani restaurant, Alex G, Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich, yelled at Barbie movie, Finn Wolfhard, mustard yellow corduroy beanbag, Martin move to Toronto, and many more words.


Update: The Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich is not in Canada...

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60 - The Druglord Next Door

I have very reasonably come to the conclusion that my neighbor has crackhead drug mules commuting through his apartment, I attempt to flirt with a girl from the Facebook marketplace (not awesome), car and mom trouble, my brother is visiting, I'm out of breath.

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59 - Smut Mom ft. Martin

I met Martin's parents for the first time and we talked smut over some broiled salmon, we also talk Slushy Noobz, hating white people (again)(harder)(redditors?), and Martin's anxiety problems...ooop

And some of the worst advice yet

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58 - Beyonce Baby Farms

I investigate the Beyoncé Baby Farm in accordance to Lana's Prophecy, I trip balls (literally) off fancy supplements, my mom gives her insightful rendition of the Barbie movie, and we shit on white people (just a little). You can see my TikTok pop socket a couple of times in here lmk what you think.

They put me in a white soundproof room and the only way to save me is to have a good day ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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57 - Free Milkshake

A free milkshake from Chick-fil-a triggers a binge eating relapse, I fart on a woman as I watch Oppenheimer (results in beef), and I recall the electricity of acid. 


Send in your dilemmas to be answered in the next episode!

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56 - Sweaty and Alone

A sweaty man in a vest wakes up at the crack of dawn to tell you he lost his keys. Meeting my cool neighbors, being gay-adjacent, and trying pronouns IRL.

The framing of this and how sweaty i am is making me laff so hard. 

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55 - A Beautiful Day in the Gaybourhood

I moved! finally... into... the Gayboorhood!!! I held my friend hostage for Uber eats and then I was held hostage by the movers.  I am sweating as I type this I need to get a stronger fan. 

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54 - By the Skin of my Rizz

I seduce a landlord and realtor to avoid homelessness. Guys this is real life. 

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53 - Fortnite Porn 2033

The nuance of Fortnite porn, there is a stand off in my home, mama drama,

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ASMR Lunchbreak Mukbang with Co-worker (Banned from Youtube!)

This inside look at the middle class was removed from the popular media platform Youtube for being too candid. It will now I've here for the one-percenters who can afford it.

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52 - And Now we say Bismilah

My mom steals my TikTok account, my first 'make a wish', and even more. 

I'm squinting like the sun is shining in my eyes for the whole second half and it's making me laugh. There was no sun. 

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51 - Breaking His Silence ft. MaxEvasion

 MaxEvasion breaks his silence about his relationship with Ken Karsen, Chief Keep, YNBA Nahmir, and more. Slushy Noobz explained.


A little treat at the end too

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50 - Cumbersome Couch ft. Freddiedredd

It took my feline expiring to get this elusive man on my platform. Watch us man spread for an hour and a half as we tell tall tales from our tiny red couch. This is a very good episode └(^o^ )X( ^o^)┘


We apologize to the Chinese community.

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RIP Peter

Wish I had better news but I don’t, some infection took him down but he fought hard. Peter was my best friend and loved by everyone. Literally everyone. He loved meeting new people and being the center of attention. He loved me unconditionally and I did him. Her* It took Peter dying for me to find out the gender. Sleep tight pumpkin ❤️

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49 - Peter is sick

A dramatic breaking of Peter's health. Please send love to Peter I'll keep you guys updated on his health. Also Karma ft. Ice Spice review.


Alice you won the peter griffen stuff I will contact you

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48 - We Hate Nazis ft. Soupypoopy69 (69hats)

The man responsible for 4freakshow. We denounce the alt-right wearing our silliest outfits. Hasan Piker is addressed silly moments along the way. 


Comment for free plushie and concert tickets <3.

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47.5 - It's a Hamzah Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I am in the scene where Sarah Lynn dies in Bojack Horseman. 

I reserve a theatre and lose my mind for 2 and a half hours. The product is 28 minutes of undiagnosed neuroticism. This is a half-episode, the full episode will appear later this week. Thank you for your patience pumpkin. 

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47 - The Pervert With a Fat Ass

Freddiedredd will, unfortunately, be on the next episode due to mac n cheese machinations. Which will be expedited to this Tuesday! I started Euphoria and now feel like I've been groped constantly.

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Attention.

Freddiedredd on tomorrow’s episode! Comment questions you have for the bearded dragon.

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46 - Case of The Small Nipple ft. Martin

Good to be back with another productive conversation. 

Hamzah hosts a podcast, Out of Character,

With friend Martin as his guest, a real character. 

Hamzah's nipples are small and pointy, brown in hue, 

While Martin's are large and pink, a unique view.

Martin's pets are quite the diverse pair, 

A cat named Fish and a dog named Rudy, they share. 

Hamzah's feline friend is Peter, a loyal cat, 

But in the love departme...

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45 - My Pink Gun

Exploring my feminine side as a bash Frank Oceans stupid robot baby. If it has any significance to his brother's passing I apologize in advance.

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44 - Triple Threat

I take on self-reflection in my 8th-grade journal and the sauna. My triple threat? Audiobooks, kettlebells, journaling. What are yours and you can't pick the same. Maxevasi0n joins for the second half.

Does my voice sound more feminine from the ai or is that just me.

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43 - Getting Evicted (Addison Rae)

Hamzah needs a new home for himself and his cat Peter (his horny non-binary cat). Offer your home or up your subscription to $25/mo. 

This one was a little short because I stared into the viewfinder for too long and couldn't recognize myself anymore. Even now I don't who is in this video. Maybe the new angle. Maybe not.

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42 - Out of The Woods

Happy Ramadan. I'm back home for the week. My grandma died and yes I do acknowledge Aaron leaving. Reminisce with me as you drift into a deep sleep.

Keelin and Kast, you won the last sticker giveaway <3

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41 - High on Life ft. Martin

This is a very special episode. We are under the influence for the first time on camera. Under the influence of brotherhood. By brotherhood, we mean his sister mary jane.

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40 - Naked and Afraid ft. Guccipineapple & Martin

Huge episode. Huge. This was worth the wait and more. This episode was late because Aaron moved out. I will explain more next episode. 

For now, Guccipineapple expands on his escapades of nudity.


Martin won the last episode. Two commenters get sticker packs.

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39 - The Minecraft Incident ft. Martin

We fight, Adin Ross streams porn, someone has dementia. 

4K quality because you deserve it

A random commenter gets the entire drop from outofcharacter.store

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