joemamaasmr

[M4M] meal of the day [ass eating] [mDom?] [part1]

heya this one is shorter one but worry not im editing part two of this one and you might be able to see it here within 3 days since i feel like im cheating a bit with this shorter audio

[M4M] letting our dicks have some privacy [frotting]

please laugh

its just very cool frotting so uh.. have fun
this audio also has fleshlight in it

new pricing reminder

hello everynyan i wanna remind you again that on august 20th the prices for all tiers will change due to currency change, please look at my last post to get more information. if youre somewhat displeased with the new pricing you can unsubscribe before you get charged, no hard feelings, thank you for supporting me in any way you can i really appreciate it

part 2 of previous audio

i think the aftercare was deserved, yall get this a day earlier than everyone else just because its connected to the mouth usage audio :3

[M4T/M] using your mouth [mDom] [with slight SFX]

the name should give it away tbh (version without the sound effects is in the downloads :3)

I HOPE WE DOING GOOD BROS, next month im thinking of frotting audio but if you have any other ideas dont be shy and comment/dm and i'll see if i can do it :3

rundown: consent, youre tied up on chair, silly horny talk, lots of good boys, fingers in your mouth, pushing them deeper, bro turns on the toy in you, he starts talking about his pubes???, he puts your face against his cock and ball...

Small update

Hello everynyan, since patreon doesnt quite understand the CZK currency i will be switching to USD and alongside with it there might be unfortunate rise of prices

Stray will go from 25CZK to 1,5 USD
Wealthy kitty from 100CZK to 5 USD
Good Cat (SFW Commission) from 295CZK TO 14 USD
Bad Cat (NSFW Commission) from 525CZk to 25 USD

i will make this change on 20th August (so 30 days from this post)
Please understand and if you'll unsubscribe or lower tiers i completely...

[M4M] how bro's hangout [mDom]

i know its still june but im 10days late on my imaginary schedule lmao

anyway this one is more horny less thinking

rundown: consent, horny talk, listener gives speaker blowjob, speaker eats listener out, speaker grabs listeners cock and they cum together YIPPEE

[M4TM] new toy to play with [mSub]

this was literally the most random idea but also the idea was so good to not make it real
this audio starts off like my normal youtube audio honestly- just with more 18+ talk i suppose?

also its not stated that the listener is trans but in my head, he is. but you can buy strap even if you have a pp so you do you 😭

contains: stupid talk, speaker getting on his knees and going crazy for the strap(its mostly referred to as your dick), sucking, deepthroating?, you eat his a...

[M4M] Corporate sex [mDom to mSub to mDom to mSub]

yes the title is right

HALLO AMERICA
since i had this amazing idea in back of my mind for so long and finally had time and space to make it i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i did :3

tags: footplay?, cnc, boring interview, dom to sub, corporate sex, still kinda dom-ish?, commanding, spanking kinda, LOUD moaning, cumming, some aftercare kissing

patreon break

Hello everynyan, some of you might know already but i wanna take a break from NSFW content on patreon, billing will be on pause so you wont get charged after today (9th March 2024)
Youtube will continue as normal, since i dont have to be too cautious about it irl

if you've been charged already and want your money back DM me, i might not respond right away, but I will eventually.
if you want to purchase commission hit me up beforehand and we can brainstorm about it first and then w...

[M4M] tied up [mSub]

um. yeah
sorry im posting this late again i forgor february has less days 🥲

also this is literally you having fun with the tied up idiot
happy cummies :3

[M4M] Dreamy Ride [mDom] to [mSub]

:3 (idk what to tell ya im tired)

this audio contains: speaker using you while you sleep (with consent thats mentioned later), blowjob, speaker riding listener then listener wakes up and fucks the speaker, speaker cumming twice <3

[M4TM] Gentle dom gives you your present :3

YAHOOO MERI CHRIMMAS HOONI PEOPLE i whipped something special for the boys so enjoy yourself

contains: kissing, making out with your bussy, mixing up the cock juices, are you even reading this, fucking and then cumming on your stomach BUT you didnt cum yet so you get eaten out until you cum in boyfriends mouth :3 also calling your bussy "dick" because why not

December pool

oh lawd i didnt do these in a long time
i have "christmassy" idea for this month so i only need to know if you'd like to have sub or dom version of it ✨

[M4M] Playing with your gamer boyfriend's meat [gamer to mess]

its pretty much 5mins of gaming and then you decide "this is not fun i NEED dick" so you go for it
this contains: dick sucking, fingerring the gamer, kissing him, him spitting in your mouth and then kissing again after he just came into your mouth, yummy 

[M4M] "helping" your boyfriend with work [mSub]

so um. im late again teehee, i hope youre having nice october

this audio contains: silly foreplay, edible lube and speaker cumming twice <3

[M4M] waking up your boyfriend with blowjob [mDom]

i didnt die no worries its just hard to record nsfw audios in my situation ;-; HAVE FUN

comms open + new tier

i feel like i can do couple of commissions this month, so if you feel like it lemme know and we will discuss it :3

also i gotten some dms that you guys want to support me but dont really want a commission so i made a tier that allows you to donate some more (but not like lifesavings amount). i'll keep it up to you, no pressure i appreciate you just being here with me <3

september pool time

i didnt do one last month because i had that grindr date in mind.. and i feel like it failed greatly :D anywho this month i'll let ya vote (of course if you have any interesting ideas comment or dm me)

[M4M] Quickie with your grindr date [mDom]

...i didnt expect the fucking part to be so short but tbh i was dead sleepy while recording (and horny) so i suppose you'll have to keep up :D (also very sorry for being so fucking late AAAa i hate working irl someone rescue me)

his audio contains: hookup with random man, he is kinda chill and asks you about your kinks, he sits on your face and thrusts into it, then he teases your dick and turns you around, eats your ass and speedrun fucks you + cum in (with) you, that's pretty much i...

[M4M] What's wrong doggy? [mDom] [milking]

AAAA finally something for this month 😭
Hello everynyan i know ive been plenty innactive lately and im really sorry, take this super duper milking session as my offering and i'll try to cook something earlier for next month 🙏

his audio contains: Puppy listener, milking, objectification, use of lube, thrusting into speakers hand, post orgasm torture, cuddles, kisses

[M4TM] Time to serve me [mDom] [mTop]

yahooo finally got to this expect free nsfw on 30th probably? idk i might skip it i had troubles with this one too.. HOWEVER making this made me so horny so i think that says something 🤭 hope you had nice pride month, be gay even after this month ends

his audio contains:

outside of calling your hole "boy pussy/boy hole" theres no mentions of listeners body
no plot really, you get your boy pussy eaten, played with, then you switch positions and you give your man a good head, ...

it's that time of the month again

what kind of audio we thinking this month folks
(pool options apply to the character you'll get to do funny stuff with) 

[M4M] Filling up your best friend [mSub] [mBot]

you worked out with your best bro, he's in a need of massage

you will help right?

this audio contains:
your bro doing some weird noises when you press on his back, it continues, you then proceed to massage his TITS (and slap them comedically and yes he still is very whimpery), now you're squeezing his stomach muscles AND BOOM... we got to thighs, ass WHOOPS both bros are hard, time to put fingers in and then your dick, have fun and cum YAYYY (no aftercare im sorry)

[M4M] Pounding your obedient dog boy[mSub] [mBot]

he's little silly, especially once he put on the dog ears
(also we're kinda early i'll post it tomoro on youtube)

this audio contains:

sfw part, manly kissing, manly manly kissing, ye we gonna fuck, you rush off to get something, you come back with dog ears and boom now you have dogboy to fuck, he's a little obedient boy so you pound him and suck his nipples and you make him cum... YAAAYYY

[M4M/TM] Putting your top in his place [mSub] [mTop]

I will be 100% honest, i was thinking of trans boy while recording this so... thats why the /TM 

(also the first 10 mins will be on youtube per usual, but tomoro you guys have early access)

this audio contains:

you sucking your boy's cock and playing with it, you start riding him, then stop and tease him a bit, continue, you play with his chest a bit (it's lightly implied that you pinch the nips), then continue riding him again, both cum, both happy (he's a bit chee...

Commissions info

Hi I've noticed some peeps just buy the commission tier and don't message me? While i am grateful for the support i want you to know that you have full right to message me, like i won't be mad if you dm me with questions about it or anything, it's delicate process so if you're thinking about it just hit me up, maybe i can help you with some ideas or we can have a short convo, so don't sweat it, i won't eat you... maybe 

[M4M] Reach around handjob [mDom] [mTop]

well. yall wanted gentle dom top so i cooked this

this audio contains:

you rubbing your cock against your bf's bulge, then he jerks you off, squeezes your balls a bit, then he decides it would be good idea to use your precum as lube, he fucks you (woo) and cums with you (and in you) then calls you good boy wohoo

how we feeling this month

that boy sounds should i make this month for you guys :D (patreon only)
the tags after each option is just clarification on speakers part.. i hope that will help

if you have any suggestions leave them in comments mwah dont cum too much

[M4M] using massage gun on your boyfriend [mSub]

....cmon i'd do this to my bf so you would too you gayass! i hope its not too bad i had a real gun for the sound effect so i hope you'll like it :D

this audio contains: 

boyfriendo comes home from gym, you use massage gun on him... thats pretty much it 💀