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The Shrine Maiden Emerges(Steins Gate Rukako Tg)

"Alright Rukako! Once we've sent this test message the world will be irrevocably altered, and you will never be the same again! Er... was it meat or vegetables?"

"V-Vegetables!" The shy Ruka shifted nervously, still blushing furiously from admitting her desire to be born a girl. She felt so stupid even suggesting it, an urban myth on top of her own selfish desires and Okabe's insistence that their time travel really worked. Of course shame and feeling like an idiot were not new ground f...

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The World Is (Lusa)Mine

“What the hell are you bothering me about?” Guzma grunted, depressed after another loss to kids half his age, one of the grunts who acted as envoys between Skull and Aether annoying him during his sulking.
“Umm… Lusamine wants to see you. She sent me to fetch you.”

“Great now I’m gonna get chewed out for more losses. Fine, let's get this crappy day over with.” By the time they reached the Aether foundation there were a few strange green lights streaming from the offic...

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Kingdom Hearts In Conflict(Xion & Namine TG)

There are few things more futile than trying to convince someone that your waifu is better than their waifu. One of those things was Kingdom Hearts debates, considering Square’s version of chronology and plots was less a straight line and more a child’s cartoon scribble. Sure it had a start and an end, ...

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Next Round of Live Writing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/146QBdjJuNDnSQq9k3tZQMAnxPUVwqBboEegezh7XHak/edit?usp=sharing


This'll be for a bunch of commissions and other stories. This link should work for a few weeks so lets have fun with it!

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Sequel Vote Time!

This will be open for two weeks. As it says, these will be sequel stories of past works of mine. The top two most voted options will get a sequel to them. You can vote multiple times.

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Patreon Suggestions Poll

First of two future story polls you all can vote on.

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Demonic Mother's Day Revelry(Demon Slayer Muzan and Nezuko Tg)

The trip was a grand success Chris's adventure through Japan leading to plenty of fun, fucking and festival. He had been to the country a few times in the past, but most of those trips had only seen the big cities to enjoy the massive night life and other fun filled cities, but the more traditional side of things always called out to him slightly and it was nice to relax in the Ueno district, a much calmer, olden style area than the neon lights and bustling bars of the other districts. Even h...

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Why Don't You Bend Right?(Mako Avatar Tg)

"Come on Pabu you can find him." Mako had Bolin's fire ferret on a leash, certain this'd finally suss out wherever the hell his brother had vanished. It had been a weird two weeks since Bolin had disappeared into thin air, most of the people looking at him crazy or seemingly unable to remember Bolin. Weirdly they had talked about his sister instead, even though he didn't have one, all of them pointing to her movers and career. Gone was Nuktuk, their pro bending days apparently forgotten. It f...

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A Changing Of Roles

“I’m going to sleep.”
“Holy shit thank the lord he’s learning! Maybe you’ll start cleaning up more too and taking care of yourself.”
“Shut up you’re not my mom!”
“You’re right your mom would clean up after you, I’m more like your boyfriend.”

“Shut up dude that’s gay.”
“Don’t worry I heard brushing your teeth is gay too that’s why you’re one of the straightest people I know.” Alex was too tired to snipe back, just exhausted after he...

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Kazuma's Luck Runs Out: Konosuba Aqua TG


“Awww c’mon Kazuma I just want some drinking money! You gave Darkness and Megumin theirs!”
“I gave you yours too but you spent it all already! Besides if I left you in charge of our loot we’d be destitute by dinner.” Kazuma was pretty annoyed that she had found him so quickly, havi...

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Sequel Stories

What's a story of mine whether on Patreon or Not that you think deserves a sequel story? This'll be for a later poll.

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Lucky Explosions(Megumin Konosuba Tg)


(Reward for Neo Shaocong)

Of course it had been an "accident" that they hadn't had enough money for separate bedrooms after their most recent quest. It had been difficult enough to make Megumin use her largest explosion spell, meaning she was basically a backpack on Kazuma for the journey back to ...

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Uchiha Falls To Legends(Sasuke to Kalista Tg)

The cavern was untouched by light for centuries, phosphorescent algae thankfully leaving the area bathed in a mysterious blue hue as Sasuke carefully entered what could be the answer to all of his prayers if Orochimaru's scrolls could be believed. It was just like that snake to purposefully hide the information he was looking for for two years, not wanting to spoil his next body with any actual wishes before he could consume his soul, but of course he was never going to let that happen. Only ...

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One Hell of a Good Girl(Demon to Angel TG)


The contract was over four thousand pages long, clauses nested within subclauses, subclauses nested in parentheticals, parentheticals nested in increasing chains of themselves. The demon Gardoglaz was waiting for his current contractee to just give up and sign the daunting document, his newest pr...

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Switch Up!(Bakugou to Party Popper BNH TG)

It was bad enough that Bakugou had failed on a routine fucking hunt for some mid tier at best villains who looked like rejects from an overly edgy punk band with their strips of leather and gas masks. To be fair he looked like that too, not that you could say that in his presence without getting the shit be...

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A Certain Magical Dig Site: Othinus Tg

One of the best parts of writing a dissertation on Norse mythology included the trips out for on site investigation. Oliver already had most of it written up, but what was he supposed to do, give up a trip to Europe fully funded by the school? It wasn’t like it wouldn’t be useful since some of the communities he studied were rather secluded and didn’t have video chat for an overseas visit, plus his studies just happened to coincide with a dig nearby that he wanted to participate in. It ...

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A Maniac and A Diva: Pokemon Tg Reward

"I demand more clothes Kit! Fetch me garb that befits my royal lineage!" She was the immediate center of attention, her red hair and devil horns already very attention grabbing, most people writing off the latter as a cosplay thing, but even without her eye grabbing look, her high declarations of demands to the public would quickly attract anyone who hadn't noticed her before. She didn't just attract attention, she demanded it, all while sipping a smoothie and playing with her Switch.

"...

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Fate:GO of Hackers: Medusa and Carmilla Tg

"Uhh is this smart Grey I mean it's just a Gacha game and I don't want us getting into trouble..." Face looked on awkwardly scratching his goatee as his friend had both of their phones hooked up to his computer, rows of code that he didn't understand scrolling by as Grey continued plinking away at his keyboard.

"Look do you want Medusa before your bank account runs dry? Cause I'm not waiting that long or paying any more for Carmilla. Especially some of those outfits they released for Su...

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Just Looking for General Suggestions

I just want to get some feedback on how the patreon is going and if anyone has any suggestions on how things could be going better. Or if it's fine I'm also happy to just hear praise lol. But yeah I want to hear from my community on what I should be doing better.

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Story Suggestions Time!

Apologies for the delays for the last few stories, being sick(not corona) and dealing with some stupid family stuff took up more time than expected but it is time to start giving me your suggestions for the next patreon story poll!

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Edelgarden of Eden: Dimitri to Edelgard

DIMITRI TO EDELGARD 3K

Dimitri almost lost it in the various pieces of war council and other assorted bits of messages strewn about his table, Edelgard’s name written in graceful loops and swirls. It was rare to get anything from her, though he definitely had things sour between the...

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Growing Pains: Ezreal to Yggdrasil(LoL/GBF Crossover Tg)

There was high potential for danger, even higher potential for glory, the glory always outweighing any measly life threatening stumbling blocks an ancient temple or booby trapped relic site could throw at Ezreal. He was reminded of his original adventure, that long, laborious trek through the desert, poring over his missing parents’ notes, finding the tomb of Ne’Zuk and basking in the history of the place. Also the riches, god there was a lot of great shit at that burial site, but this wa...

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Gothic Entanglement(Allister and Hex Maniac Swap)

Pam always hated her name, the way it sounded like some sunny preppy girl. She had been born from two swimmers, their incessant happiness and insistence on her constantly being unable to show negative emotions more draining than any standard abuse could ever hope to reach, her attempts at rebelling turning inwards as she grew sulkier, loving the dark, the demented, all manners of taboo subjects and ideas. Over the course of her school days she had learned to sulk deeper and deeper, trying her...

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Which Draft Should Become A Full Story?

As the title says, I have enough drafts now to put it to a vote.

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(DRAFT) Double J Pop Tg

(This is a sequel to a series started by DancingSpartan and continued by Kaiza-Tg and Sentinel00)


DancingSpartan04/06/2019

Heeeeeeeeeey, Charo~! Sorry for going off the radar for so long, just been a little busy, ya know? ;) Hipefully this song will make up for up! I know how you like music recs. <3

charoset04/06/2019

Hey Dancing! What genre is it? I've been listening to some African UK Jazz fusion and you know I'm always looking for new stuff. What've yo...

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Mineta Going Rogue

Mineta awoke to an endless void, confused and lost. Also naked apparently though his uniform was off to the side, suspended seemingly in midair. When he went to grab it though he ended up smacking headfirst into a translucent layer, like a bird into a window. Rubbing his nose he tried to find an exit while resting on the glass, wondering if this was a quirk or something. Had the villains attacked again? What had he been doing before this? Wracking his mind he remembered that he had snuck into...

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Live Comm Writing

I'm doing some comm writing throughout most of today(besides when I help with dinner in a few hours) so if you want to check up on comm writing updates from now on before they appear hear, check out this link.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CkFNMfMGsIzecIy385EJ16R9ZNWaWZJ2utPtRJlp3RA/edit

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Lots of Lily: Lily Collins Tg

He had fallen in love with her from the first time he saw her on the silver screen, Lyle’s affections for Lily Collins far past healthy and bordering on stalker territory. If she was on a show or movie, he’d preorder it no questions asked, even the two where she was just accidentally in the background of shots for a park scene. He had posters of her, magazines of her photoshoots, dresses she had worn so he could feel closer to her, so one day when she’d be his she would not feel like sh...

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Jock to Bunnygirl

"What the fuck are you doing here Steve?!"
"Get the fuck out of here you creep!"
"Fuck you!" Steve just grinned at the half naked beauties in his cheerleading team, even as they started throwing shit at him to get out of their changing rooms.
"I'm just trying to get some pre game morale, you know a good fuck really eases all tension. You sluts should be happy to be doing something for the team since all you do is distract us with those tight lil skirts. Where's your school spirit?" H...

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Next Suggestion Story Poll!

Here you go for the Friday after next, vote for which story I'll write!

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