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Five of Hearts Poll Suggestions

It's time to post your character suggestions for the Five of Hearts poll!

As always, post your suggestions in the comments below. The poll will go up on May 1st. 

Four of Hearts - Suki

The Four of Hearts in our deck of sexy playing cards is Suki from Avatar: The Last Airbender! 

Four of Diamonds Poll

It's time to decide who will be the four of diamonds in our deck of sexy playing cards! 

I've been caught up in the Elden Ring hype lately so I thought it would be fun to have a "Souls" themed poll.  I'm a big fan of Dark Souls and the other FromSoftware Souls games, so I figured it was about time to draw one of these badass babes. 

I had originally planned to put the Firek...

The Strongest Avenger

Just a steamy little pic involving the strongest Avenger. 

Side note, this is apparently my 100th NSFW post here, at least according to the tags. Hooray!

Three of Diamonds - Yelena Belova

After a close tiebreaker round, Yelena Belova, AKA the new Black Widow, is our Three of Diamonds! 

I really liked her in Hawkeye. 

♣️ The Clubs are All In! ♣️

Your suggestions for the clubs suit have been recorded and locked in! There were enough suggestions so that each card will feature two characters! All of them will be posted at a later date as they are finished.

Thank you for your contributions to DarthGuyford's Sexy Casino! 

Ahsoka After Dark

I'm not sure what put me in the mood to draw Ahsoka recently, but here you go.  I really like the colors in these. 

I added some cool VHS-like effects to the one pic so you can pretend you're watching Coruscant's hottest late night pay-per-view channel.

Three of Hearts - Sabine Wren

The people have spoken and Sabine Wren from Star Wars Rebels is our Three of Hearts! 

A Badass Mobile Wallpaper

This started out as a quick little sketch I did just to practice drawing sexy abs but, as with most drawings that I put very little thought into, I really liked it and thought it could make a pretty cool mobile wallpaper. So feel free to use it as one if you're the kind of person who likes to have sexy cartoon ladies as your phone background (like I am). 

Two of Diamonds Variants

A beautiful desert bloom such as herself belongs on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. 

Two of Hearts Variants

Padme has dozens of outfits to choose from, kinda hard to narrow it down to just two. 

Two of Diamonds - Princess Jasmine

Jasmine earned her spot as the Two of Diamonds by just one vote! 

Fun fact: Aladdin is my favorite Disney movie and I think this is probably the first time I've drawn Jasmine since I was like five years old.

Original Characters, Kill la Kill Style

My OCs, The Badass Bitch and Silver, as Ryuko and Satsuki from Kill la Kill.

Looks like they're ready to face off! 

Three of Hearts Character Suggestions

March is almost upon us, which means it's time to suggest what characters you want to see in the poll for the Three of Hearts! Post your suggestions in the comments below! 

Also, next month I'm going to be taking your suggestions for the clubs. Reminder that all the cards in that suit will consist of your "freebie" pick, meaning you just name the character and it's guaranteed I'll draw it.  I'll post a thread for that at the first of the month too with more info, just giving y...

Two of Hearts: Padme Amidala

It was a pretty close vote but the Two of Hearts goes to Padme!

...or as I like to call her, Darth Vader's smokin' hot wife. 

Two of Diamonds Poll

It's time to decide who gets to be on the Two of Diamonds and I figured our deck of cards definitely needs a classic Disney animated babe. This started out as your standard lineup of Disney princesses but I feel like I've drawn the same Disney princesses over and over in the past, so I wanted to spice things up with a few... unorthodox choices.  Just trust me on this and don't let them scare you...

Ace of Diamonds Variants

Ivy looks pretty stylish no matter what she's wearing!

Ace of Hearts Variants

Hermione is looking mighty fine! 

Ace of Diamonds: Ivy Valentine

Ivy from Soul Calibur takes her spot as the Ace of Diamonds! 

I apologize if it seems like I'm taking longer than I usually do with these cards. I think I have it in my mind that if I'm going to print them one day, they must be absolutely perfect! Haha

Variants will come sometime soon. 

Yelena

Yelena Belova from the MCU. 

I watched Hawkeye recently and I really liked her character. Naturally, I had to draw some smut.

Ace of Hearts: Hermione Granger

After a close tiebreaker round, Hermione from Harry Potter has earned her spot as the Ace of Hearts in our deck of sexy playing cards! 

I decided, for these cards, I want to give the characters sexy "casino attire" like fancy dresses, suits, etc. while still having it stay kind of true to the character. I actually had a lot more details included in this design originally, but after struggling with it for a while I decided I preferred the simpler look.  If I am able to print an...

Best of 2021 Variants + Wallpapers

Some extra sexy variants of your best cover girl of 2021, Gwen Stacy!

Download the attached file to access a bunch of desktop and mobile wallpapers. Hopefully they all work pretty well on your devices! 

REMINDER!!!

Tomorrow is the last day of December so here's a reminder that I'm going to be closing the $10 reward tier before the start of January. Patreon charges on the first of each month so please edit your pledges accordingly before January 1st so you aren't overcharged! 

Everything in the $10 reward tier will be moved into the $5 reward tier.

December 2021 Cover Girl #2: Gwen Stacy (The Best of 2021)

You all voted and Gwen Stacy from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has been crowned the Best Cover Girl of 2021!  She was originally the first cover girl back in July.

Personally, I think all the recent Spider-Man hype influenced the vote a little bit but that's okay! 

Some sexy variants and wallpapers will be coming soon, so stay tuned! Or if you're reading this in the future, enjoy! 

Kate Bishop Variants

I still haven't watched all of Hawkeye yet. Kate sure did look really good in a suit in that first episode though! 

2021 Swimsuit Issue: All Nude Edition

As promised, here are the nude variants of every pic featured in August's swimsuit issue. Just download the attached .zip file to access them.  Thanks for being so patient with me regarding these.

Merry Christmas!

Mileena (2021)

My favorite Mortal Kombat gal. Don't let her teeth scare you away!

I wonder what elaborate button combo let's you perform this finishing move...

**2022 EDIT**

Added some background details and fighting game UI elements to make this one fit more with my Juri and Baiken pics. I always felt this one looked kind of generic compared to those two but if you prefer it that way, the original is still here too! 

Announcing the Grand Opening of DarthGuyford's Sexy Casino!

There's only one cover girl left to go this year and after that, I'm getting out of the publication business and opening DarthGuyford's Sexy Casino! That's my fun, fancy way of saying that all the monthly pin-ups next year will be drawn in the style of sexy playing cards! The goal is to have an entire deck drawn by the end of 2022 and then hopefully in the future I can actually get some printed. 

Here's a little breakdown of how all this will work when it comes to the diffe...