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Chapter 395: Hosting a Grand Birthday Banquet for Onii-chan

Chapter 395: Hosting a Grand Birthday Banquet for Onii-chan

The next morning came in the blink of an eye.

Hachiman got up as usual, dressed, and headed to the bathroom to freshen up.

Having dinner at Yukino's place last night and drinking a cup of tea she personally brewed, he bid farewell afterwards.

Though Hachiman did consider not coming back last night, it was unlikely Yukino would agree to that. So, rather than having her chase him away, he decided to leave on...

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Chapter 394: The Cozy Daily Life of Hachiman and Yukino

Chapter 394: The Cozy Daily Life of Hachiman and Yukino

"Are you a horny monkey?"

"Please, soften up quickly!"

Hearing Yukino's words, Hachiman was at a loss.

How could something like that soften just because you asked? Do you think I'm a voice-controlled device?

And now, with the two of them so close, the smooth and plump sensation kept flooding his mind. If he were to soften up at a time like this, wouldn't he become limp?

You see, I might be a man ...

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Chapter 393: Are you a horny monkey?

Chapter 393: Are you a horny monkey?

Tap, tap, tap.

In a modest yet tastefully decorated apartment, the sound of keys being typed echoed continuously as a young boy sat busy in front of a laptop.

At that moment, a girl emerged from the kitchen, holding two cups of coffee.

Seeing the busy boy at the computer, a gentle smile spread across the girl's face.

"Hachiman, you've been working hard. Take a break and have a cup of coffee," she said.

"It's okay, ...

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Chapter 392: How Could the Future Mother-in-Law Not Be Saved?

Chapter 392: How Could the Future Mother-in-Law Not Be Saved?

"Huff... huff... It's so hot..."

"Mmm... It's deep-fried, but why is there so much soup inside, even with the opening?"

"But it's quite fun, biting into it triggers laughter, and even the heavy mood from before feels better unconsciously."

...

Biting into the bun, smiles appeared on everyone's faces.

Curious, Joichiro opened his bun to inspect its interior structure.

The interior of ...

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Chapter 391: Soul Bun and Laughing Bun

Chapter 391: Soul Bun and Laughing Bun

Taking a bite of the red bun imprinted with the character (vermilion), Senzaemon paused for a moment. Then, he eagerly devoured the small bun in a few mouthfuls, followed by picking up the white bun imprinted with the character (white), then the green bun imprinted with the character (blue), and finally, the black bun imprinted with the character (black)...

Seeing this scene, everyone was somewhat surprised.

Given Senzaemon's current...

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Chapter 390: Perfect Dish

Chapter 390: Perfect Dish

Having divided the fermented dough into four pieces, Hachiman added vegetable juice for coloring, resulting in four colors: white, green, black, and red.

With the dough prepared, Hachiman began preparing the fillings.

Sea cucumber, shark fin, abalone, scallop, crab, shrimp, squid, and flounder.

These eight types of seafood were quickly processed by him, then separately cooked in eight pots.

During this time, Hachiman began weaving b...

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Chapter 389: Hachiman's Spice Concept

Chapter 389: Hachiman's Spice Concept

"This is!"

As Gin tasted the lamb meat in his mouth, his eyes widened.

"Although the spices used are almost the same, the proportions have been completely changed, and it seems like there's an additional spice."

"Cinnamon, ginger, white atractylodes, cardamom, cloves, tangerine peel, galangal, star anise, and fennel, all of these are correct," Gin listed the names of the spices used in his Ninefold Secret Lamb Leg.

"Alth...

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Chapter 388: A Unique Ninefold Secret Lamb Leg

Chapter 388: A Unique Ninefold Secret Lamb Leg

"The Tornado Wing Sausage, please enjoy," Hachiman said with a slight smile as he placed the plate on the table. However, he didn't wait for the judgment of the others but turned back to his position at the stove. After all, he still had more cooking to do.

The others paid no attention to Hachiman's actions and instead focused their gaze on the pink cylindrical object in front of them.

"Sausage?"

Observing the segments...

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Chapter 387: The Copycat Chef, Hachiman Hikigaya

Chapter 387: The Copycat Chef, Hachiman Hikigaya

"Ha ha, first resurrecting in the glacier, and then being reborn in the raging fire, this is truly a marvelous sea bream feast."

"Yes, the lively taste is as if the sea bream is dancing on the tip of the tongue, it's hard to describe in words."

"This culinary skill is amazing. These two dishes alone make the trip worthwhile."

"Yeah, young people these days are really something."

"..."

As the dishes were...

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Chapter 386: What is Basic Knife Skills?

Chapter 386: What is Basic Knife Skills?

"How's my appetizer?" Upon hearing Hachiman's question, everyone realized it was just an appetizer.

"Haha, Hachiman-kun, your culinary skills are truly remarkable. This appetizer undoubtedly awakens all our taste buds," Senzaemon laughed heartily.

Everyone nodded in agreement. After savoring such a delightful appetizer, they were even more eager for the next course.

"Now that everyone is satisfied, since we just had sashimi,...

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Chapter 385: "Simple" Cooking

Chapter 385: "Simple" Cooking

Appetizer?

Upon hearing Hachiman's words, everyone was left speechless.

Just an appetizer, yet made with such grandeur?

For this show-off, you get 82 points, and the remaining 18 points will be given to you monster.

Nevertheless, since the first dish was ready, nobody hesitated.

Senzaemon was the first to start, taking the dipping sauce provided by Hachiman. Since sashimi emphasizes freshness, the dipping sauce was simple...

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Chapter 384: The Beginning of Showing Off (2)

Chapter 384: The Beginning of Showing Off (2)

Seeing the carved ice mountain, Hachiman nodded in satisfaction.

Approaching the large fish tank in the kitchen, he rolled up his sleeves and reached into it, grabbing a struggling sea bream still swimming inside.

Though the fish thrashed violently, trying to shake off his grip, Hachiman's strength easily subdued its futile struggles. With a firm grip, he lifted the sea bream out of the tank.

Arriving at the cutting boa...

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Chapter 383: The Beginning of Showing Off (1)

Chapter 383: The Beginning of Showing Off (1)

Looking at the ingredients in the kitchen, Hachiman nodded.

"Senzaemon-sama, I'll begin now."

It was around 10 o'clock, just in time for lunch preparation.

Upon hearing his words, Senzaemon Nakiri nodded, "Then I look forward to Hachiman's cooking."

"Don't worry, Senzaemon-sama, I won't disappoint you," Hachiman said confidently with a smile.

At this moment, Erina and Alice approached him.

Erina: "H...

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Chapter 382: Returning to the Nakiri Residence

Chapter 382: Returning to the Nakiri Residence

After an hour-long journey, the trio reached the Nakiri family's main residence.

Komachi's eyes widened in amazement as she took in the vast mansion complex before her, backed by endless mountains.

"It's...huge," she stammered, clearly overwhelmed by the Nakiri family's estate.

"Alright, quit staring. I'll buy you a house this big someday," Hachiman joked, patting Komachi's head.

But Komachi couldn't help but ro...

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Chapter 381: Foodie Girl Erina

Chapter 381: Foodie Girl Erina

Attempting to exchange a B+ for a D+ is a losing deal, something Hachiman would never do.

"Miss Miharu, if there's nothing else, I'll head back. I have a younger sister waiting for me at home." Ignoring the suggestive gestures from the girl, Hachiman stood up to leave.

Seeing Hachiman's lack of response, Miharu couldn't help but freeze.

Why?

Was she not attractive enough?

Though she couldn't compare to her perfect Onee-s...

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Chapter 380: Operation Rescue Onee-sama

Chapter 380: Operation Rescue Onee-sama

"Why are you two so skilled at this?!"

Watching the seamless coordination between them, Miharu couldn't help but inwardly scoff.

Feeding someone was second nature to Hachiman, having done it for numerous individuals before. As for Mafuyu...

It was purely instinctual.

But their smooth cooperation utterly dumbfounded Miharu.

Why are you both so skilled at this feeding routine, and why does the person being fed loo...

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Chapter 379: Why are you two so skilled at this?!

Chapter 379: Why are you two so skilled at this?!

"What are you doing?!"

A loud shout interrupted Hachiman's act of "petting the cat".

Turning towards the voice, he saw a girl who bore a striking resemblance to Mafuyu standing nearby, waiting for him.

The girl appeared to be around twenty years old, with the same cherry-colored long hair and two identical braids at the temples. Her deep blue eyes were filled with anger as she stared at... his hand.

This must...

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Chapter 378: Cat Mafuyu

Chapter 378: Cat Mafuyu

At the dining table.

Initially skeptical of Hachiman's culinary skills since she hadn't tasted his cooking before, Manami watched her two daughters enjoying the food with such delight that she tentatively picked up a piece of sweet and sour spare ribs and put it in her mouth.

Then...

A surge of overwhelming flavors hit Hachiman's senses.

Because both Kotonoha and Kokoro had eaten his cooking many times before and had developed some i...

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Chapter 377: Simple Happiness

Chapter 377: Simple Happiness

Could her own daughter really hold onto such a man?

As she looked at the spirited Hachiman and then at her eldest daughter, who was showing admiration, Manami's worries intensified.

Her own marriage had failed, and she certainly didn't want her daughter to follow in her footsteps.

However, looking at her eldest daughter, who seemed to have already deeply rooted feelings for Hachiman, Manami silently shook her head.

Even if she f...

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Chapter 376: Hachiman's Ambition

Chapter 376: Hachiman's Ambition

"When do you plan to marry Kotonoha?"

Surprised by Manami's direct question about marriage, Kotonoha blushed.

"Mom, what are you talking about? Marriage is still too early for us."

Though shy, Kotonoha couldn't help but feel a hint of excitement. After all, as a girl, she did dream about marriage.

Ignoring her daughter's reaction, Manami continued to gaze earnestly at Hachiman sitting across from her.

Without hesitatio...

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Chapter 375: When Are You Planning to Get Married?

Chapter 375: When Are You Planning to Get Married?

The sound of the door opening echoed, followed by the arrival of a slightly imposing woman.

"Kotonoha, Kokoro, I'm back."

Upon hearing the voice, the sisters hurriedly approached.

"Welcome back, Mom."

"Mom, you're finally back! Onii-chan has been here for a while already."

Hearing her youngest daughter's words, Kotonoha's mother, Manami Katsura, paused as she was changing her slippers.

"Oh, has...

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Chapter 374: Marrying Big Sister, with a Bonus Little Sister-in-Law

Chapter 374: Marrying Big Sister, with a Bonus Little Sister-in-Law

Suddenly, she realized the cups were couple coffee cups?!

Looking at the two cups in her hand, Mafuyu felt a bit panicked for a moment.

【Hikigaya-kun and I actually used couple cups!】

【What should I do? Did Hikigaya-kun notice?】

【If he noticed, what if he thinks I did it on purpose?】

【What if Hikigaya-kun misunderstands and thinks I'm hinting at something?】

【A...

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Chapter 373: Couple Coffee Cups

Chapter 373: Couple Coffee Cups

“Got it, leave it to me.”

Upon hearing Hachiman's words, Mafuyu's face lit up with joy.

"Really? Thank you so much, Hikigaya-kun."

"No problem, I'm not busy anyway, and it's not like you're good at tidying up either," Hachiman shrugged with a smile.

Although his words were meant to be kind, they sounded like teasing to Mafuyu.

She pouted slightly, "Yeah, not being good at housework is indeed a shortcoming."

S...

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Chapter 372: Mafuyu's Request

Chapter 372: Mafuyu's Request

Dinner concluded, and Hachiman left the Busujima residence.

With his exceptional cooking skills, he effortlessly won over Masao, his prospective father-in-law.

It was already past seven o'clock, and the sky outside had completely darkened.

Walking through the relatively quiet residential area, he arrived at the commercial street.

Despite the darkness, the streets were bustling with people, with small stalls adding to the livelin...

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Chapter 371: Feeding Each Other

Chapter 371: Feeding Each Other

After a deep conversation, Hachiman and Saeko embraced each other, their hearts seemingly tightly connected.

Um...

It should be said that at this moment, the two of them were indeed physically connected.

"I love you, Saeko," Hachiman said softly as he held the girl in his arms.

Glancing down at her abdomen, Saeko's face flushed with intoxicating hues as she flashed a seductive smile.

"I can feel your love, Hachiman-kun....

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Chapter 370: Strive to Leave Behind Descendants

Chapter 370: Strive to Leave Behind Descendants

"Dong, dong, dong."

As the wooden sword fell to the ground, the crisp impact reverberated throughout the spacious dojo.

Masao Busujima's wooden sword went flying, evidently the same one that had just dropped to the floor, while Hachiman's wooden sword was now held against his neck.

The showdown between the Swordmaster and the Sword Saint had only lasted for five minutes.

During these five minutes, Masao's every...

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Chapter 369: Meeting the Parents

Chapter 369: Meeting the Parents

Friday, a bright and sunny day.

As agreed, today was the day Hachiman would visit Saeko's house to meet her father.

After breakfast, Hachiman stepped out of the house, ready to head to the Busujima family's dojo where Saeko lived.

The weather was excellent, with the sun shining brightly, and the temperature was pleasantly warm since it was still early in the day.

Having bought some gifts for the visit, Hachiman made his way t...

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Chapter 368: Are you a pervert who doesn't know what's on your mind?

Chapter 368: Are you a pervert who doesn't know what's on your mind?

As the yacht sliced through the white waves, it gradually departed from the tourist island.

After breakfast, everyone boarded the Nakiri family's private yacht in preparation to return.

Standing at the railing, watching the island recede into the distance, the girls couldn't help but feel a bit sentimental.

After all, they had a great time over the past three days, and some of the girls even fulfi...

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Chapter 367: Erina, This is My Winning Strategy Route

Chapter 367: Erina, This is My Winning Strategy Route

Early in the morning, before seven o'clock, Hachiman opened his eyes.

Feeling the soft touch of his left arm, right arm, and chest, Hachiman blinked in surprise.

Looking down, he saw Saeko holding his left arm, Kotonoha's holding onto his right arm, and Alice lying on his chest.

Naturally, the soft sensations he felt were the fullness of the girls' chests.

Seeing the three still sleeping, a satisfied smil...

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Chapter 366: Night with Them (18+)

Chapter 366: Night with Them (18+)

Hachiman deeply kissed Alice, and his hands began to roam across her body, eventually finding their way to her breasts and gently pinching her nipples.

As for Saeko, she hugged Hachiman from behind and licked his back, while Kotonoha watched them intently, her hand slowly moving over her pussy, bringing herself to the brink of ecstasy.

After deepening the kiss with Alice, Hachiman moved his attention to her ears, licking and kissing the...

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