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[20/7] #6 "Father Kazuha" Absolves You Of Your Sins [Sex toy]

i got carried away with this one so please enjoy the long af audio uwuwu part 2 in a future poll someday? who knows

[22/8] #6 NSFW Audio Poll

🌹 Audio Idea Billboard if you want to contribute to these options in the future! 🌹

Heizou Guides You To Sleep [Sleep Aid]

The ad-free ver of its Youtube counterpart here. 

It's kinda late coz I forgot it existed wheeze, hope you get some good zzz's! 🌙

[10/8] #4 NSFW Audio Poll

PSA: for august, my venti is resting from NSFW audios for personal reasons. 🙇 very sorry for the inconvenience. I will be sure to let everyone know when he comes back.

1st option idea is by patron Rin on the Audio Idea Billboard.

2nd option idea is continuation of this YT audio (reuploaded) , for the ...

[8/8] #3 NSFW Audio Poll

I don't think my old man voice is particularly nice to listen to, so for this poll I will merge them all down into the "emo short boy" voice, so as to give you guys a more pleasant listening experience.

[3/8] #2 NSFW Audio Poll

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[18/7] #5 | Fooling Around On The Beach With Scaramouche

sexy time starts around 8 min

counting the voting power of $30 patrons, this poll was actually exactly tied with albedo's, at 27-27 votes each, but i went with scara because albedo already had an audio this July. 🌼

[1/8] #1 NSFW Audio Poll

ALSO: Please note this audio is coming out next month, if you guys pick Kazuha's event-specific audio, you acknowledge that it'll be a while before it gets released 🙏

Just a small and friendly reminder to the new people over here that there's an Audio Billboard where you can suggest ideas to put on these polls! I try to include a few suggestions every week!

2nd audio option is solo but references pri...

NSFW fanfic readings?

Hi saplings 🌸🪷, I’ve been thinking, would you like to try something new next month? A 10min-ish podfic instead of the traditional audios I always do. Just test it out once, then I’ll do another poll to collect feedback.

I am just a little afraid of this venture because I’m sure lots of fanfic writers will decline and rejection never feels good for anyone , but I will send out lots of DMs to try!

Due to difficulties around obtaining permission, there may not be voting f...

[18/7] #5 NSFW Audio Poll

next month's polls i hope to include pantylone and childe as options- i'll be doing some samples of them over on YT in the meantime for the rest of July 🌹 everyone seems to have hots for pantylone rn, unfortunately i cant work fast enough ;;w;;

Note: If you don't know Tighnari, he's a character to be released in Sumeru. 

[20/7] #6 NSFW Audio Poll

hope everyone has been well! 🌹

Your loyal servant Kazuha gives you a special massage

kazuha will be yours , and he will be mine, and he will be everyone's <3

doing it with xiao in the middle of the woods...

i merged it with that intercrural prompt from last week because getting it done quick and desperate in the bushes is hot sue me

[11/7] #3 NSFW Audio Poll

i will have to close this poll a little early (by 8th of July) because i'm running late on schedule *sobs* hope that's ok 💕

[13/7] #4 NSFW Audio Poll

After Wind Gliding With Zhongli, Fall Asleep In His Arms... [Zhongli ASMR] [Sleep Aid]

i got the two sleep aids on schedule messed up >w> but here's the other one!

Susbedo Gets You Underneath Him...

and you have no idea that it's not your lovely Albedo (or do you?)

in case its unclear...

4:57 - you yank his hair

10:37- you bite his lip

Tags: Dubious Consent, Identity Theft, Plant Albedo, Slight Breeding Kink

alt title, you had intercourse with a vegetable and you liked it 👍

🌼 Falling Asleep With Kazuha After The Festival 🌼

ad-free version of tonight's YT audio

Siren Xiao c*ms inside you and says aites bye

he wasn't taught proper manners..

[6/7] #2 NSFW Audio Poll

as the new month rolls around i hope i can further improve on my audios and voices >3< and thank u guys for sticking around! <3

EDIT: i forgot to mention, albedo is getting a voice change as well. Albedo and scara will now share the same voice with xiao!

[4/7] #1 NSFW Audio Poll

early voting for next month! 

option 1 is sort of spin off of the original siren xiao vid on YT- the story/ plot may be different!

btw, a small note that scaramouche is getting a voice change, since his current one is too old for him; i'll be giving him xiao's voice!

Xiao guides you to sleep~ [YT] [Sleep Aid]

Original video 

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Your Omega Xiao Tries To Top You [But Fails Miserably]

for most of this you have the meow, but just pretend you suddenly sprouted a pp at the very end thanks (idk guys i didn't think it through while scripting 3_3)

Sleeping On A Mountaintop With Zhongli [Sleep Aid]

i breathed a little too heavily, please assume he's old and has COPD 🤣🙏

Slow, Gentle ♡ with Xiao

Context: the first time you two tried to have s*x, you were too sensitive and he hurt you a little (by accident). Today you two decide to try again...

This audio is a little geared towards people who've had experiences with pain/ nervousness about s*x but I hope you'll enjoy it nonetheless!

Agitated Scaramouche Does The NSFW To You

i merged this prompt with the old one that didn't win, about angry baking scara!

disclaimer do not use dough as lubricant it can and will give you a yeast infection

Submissive Bunny Servant Xiao Gets On Your Lap (And Stays There)

15:39 the audio from youtube ends here. Everything from 15:39 to 25:06 is exclusive to Patreon!  

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Also, some mid-month updates!

🌼 For tiers $5 and up, you will receive 6 NSFW audios, effective immediately.

🌼 For tiers $10 and up, ad-free sleep aids will be available ASAP (waiting on my abysmal data quota)

🌼 For tiers $10 and up, you will receive 7 NSFW audios, effective immediately. Conversely, I will be doing away with the 30 min ex...

[13/6] You Piss Off "General Alatus" [Voyeurism] [Very Slight Bre*ding Kink]

full ver of the one posted on YT, i decided to move this audio forward on schedule while the quest is still hot on peoples' minds! (omega xiao will be moved to 20/6)

P.S I’m so sorry to patrons. I accidentally released this to the public when I meant to keep it strictly for patrons. It’s not fair for you guys, I just slipped up. I’m very sorry! It’s now patron only as it should’ve been 😭 I’m kinda sad too because lots of hard work went into this but oh well :’)

soft and sleepy YT audios posted here ad-free?

Do you guys want me to post select audios here (the quiet sleepy ones) ad-free? May be for patrons $5 and up, but just let me know first if you want them, or if they'll just clutter up your feed!

[20/6] NSFW Audio Poll

interrupting daily scheduled posting to say that i found an ominous note in my desk today. It reads "a patreon idea where xiao gets hard when u call him general alatus LOLOL" so im adding it here

[13/6] winning idea: "Omega Xiao tries to top you but gets dominated instead"

[2/2 Extra Thirsty] winning idea: "Agitated Scaramouche f*cks you in the kitchen". I attached to this document a sort of sample of how i do my excel spreadsheets after polls close- you'll see that some votes are...