A feisty PI hired by your wife has been tailing you for the past week and discovered some interesting facts about your day-to-day schedule. You've been cheating just as she suspected. But this isn't just a standard affair... Turns out, you have a different slut to fuck every day of the week! To your shock, she doesn't want to rat you out to your wife. You have a throng of women wrapped around your cock, and she wants to investigate what all the fuss is about!
Written by: u/LC-1987
2025-07-09 22:14:46 +0000 UTC
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Guys... There were SO many good submissions for the Birthday Script Submission Contest. It was impossible to choose a winner! So, I will let you all help me vote on a winner!
Please cast your votes now and the winner will become a full length audio available here on Patreon for ALL TIERS!
Thank you to everyone who submitted something. There are some scripts on there that your fave MILF will definitely fill in due time... π
2025-07-05 14:40:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! I will be live all day and night on Twitch starting at 10 am EST to celebrate my 133rd birthday! We're painting, playing games, chatting, eating snacks, unboxing toys, and maybe there will be a sneak peek at my new VTuber model if we reach our daily sub goal!
If you haven't already followed me over on Twitch, now is the perfect time! I go live every week, and I love chatting with you cuties. Sooo come on over and spend some time with your favorite vampire!
www.twitch.t...
2025-07-03 13:53:06 +0000 UTC
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I've had a rough few months lately, but you have been understanding and supportive through this rough patch. Now that I'm getting back to being myself, I want to reward you β in the sexiest way I can!
Script by u/That-Dark-9709
More tags: [SFX] [Wet Noises] [POC-Friendly]
All of my wonderful Patreon subscribers get early access to my public audios well before they are relea...
2025-06-30 20:27:32 +0000 UTC
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You have no idea how your toxic af ex-girlfriend got your new number, and you don't want to hear what she has to say... until you realize the psycho is masturbating while on the phone with you. Somehow, she keeps you on the line and reminds you of all the nasty stuff you used to do together. Despite having told her never to contact you again, you get turned on listening to her desperately playing with her wet pussy. One more time couldn't hurt, right?
Script improvised by moi!
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2025-06-23 20:37:21 +0000 UTC
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Your girlfriend knows how much you've always wanted to fuck her best friend, Hannah. She starts sucking your cock, but she doesn't want you to call her by her name... She wants you to pretend she's Hannah with the dark hair and tight, bald pussy, her perfect tits and lack of gag reflex. Maybe one day you'll have a threesome, but until then, fuck your girlfriend exactly how you'd fuck her bestie!
Script by me, commissioned by a lovely listener!
More tags: [SFX] [...
2025-06-19 20:21:09 +0000 UTC
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You stumble upon your favorite girl sucking your dad's cock in the living room. They don't know you're watching as she swallows all his cum, then excuses herself to go about her day like nothing happened. Except she knows you saw, and now she wants to make you an offer you can't resist. It soon becomes clear she's been doing this kind of stuff for a while, and it's so wrong, but she sucks your cock so good before bending over and offering you her untapped virgin asshole. There's no way you ca...
2025-06-17 15:55:19 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my loves. It's that time of year again when I begin my birthday celebration preparations! This year, I'd like to run a little submission contest (no, not that kind of submission... Well?) The rules are very simple! Use this anonymous form to submit either a concept for an audio which I will write, a script that already exists you'd LOVE to hear me perform OR you can submit a script you wrote yourself!
From all the submissions, I will choose one that will live exclusively here on...
2025-06-11 13:51:02 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, cuties! Guess what!?
Cattt and I are doing another collab stream on Friday, June 20th at 4 pm EST and we NEED YOUR HELP!
We're doing a little Smash or Pass segment and would love for you to submit who you think we should discuss! Will Cattt and I completely disagree on everything, or will we find common ground in the smashability department?
Please use this anonymous form to make your submissions! You can submit multiple people/characters, livin...
2025-06-06 16:39:00 +0000 UTC
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Heyooo it's ASMR time over on Twitch! Come along on a picnic with your vampire girlfriend. Lots of crunchity, crispy, chewy, gooey, bubbly triggers to be had!
twitch.tv/lilydangerva

2025-06-05 21:55:04 +0000 UTC
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This week's stream schedule! I'll be making things with the handcam, chatting, doing some more ASMR Thirstday and coming back with the Stacked Saturday Stream! See you there, cutieeee!
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www.twitch.tv/lilydangerva

2025-06-01 18:06:33 +0000 UTC
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A naive, upbeat woman is working at an office where the work culture is more than a little one-sided. Her co-workers spank, grope, and humiliate her on the regular. But she takes it with stride. Today, she gets a new addition to her workload, a glory hole in the side of her desk, and a never ending parade of filthy cocks demands her attention. Through gritted teeth, she gets the job done.
Written by u/gowonz...
2025-05-28 23:09:43 +0000 UTC
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Your son's a good kid, but his teacher keeps bullying him. When you go to confront her, you find she's a bombshell that takes no BS, stunning in high-heels, dark hair up in a French-bun, and a tight pencil skirt and blouse that hug her considerable assets. After she shuts down the ridiculous lies that your son fed you about his crude and misogynistic behavior, she decides to give you a chance to keep her from failing him out. Surely, you've been a poor role model, so she'll give you a lesson ...
2025-05-22 19:48:27 +0000 UTC
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It's bedtime, and you know what that means... Your babysitter is coming in to help you get to sleep. She knows exactly how to lull you into the comfiest, most satisfying sleep ever. So lean back against her chest, and feel her loving strokes as she whispers sweet nothings into your ears.
Script improvised by me!
More tags: [No Penis Size Mentions] [Wet Noises]
Note: No mentions of listener's gender, except that they have a cock
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2025-05-18 21:38:08 +0000 UTC
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You have been summoned to the vampire's boudoir to help her clean out her closet. It's been many decades since she's done any "spring cleaning" and the fantastical trinkets and cursed talismans all have their own mysterious backstory. Velvet box, sensory objects, rose quartz, hematite, ear rubbing and more using a 3dio FS XLR microphone!
0:00:00 - Introduction
2025-05-13 00:36:56 +0000 UTC
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Hello, cuties! I am doing my first SFW ASMR stream on Twitch right now! Tune in for those gooood ear tingles right here: https://www.twitch.tv/lilydangerva
Hope to see you there!

2025-05-08 20:55:28 +0000 UTC
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It's not every day you get to meet your favorite superhero! And it's not every day you get to grope her under her suit, shove your cock down her throat and fuck her fat tits until you spew cum all over her face in front of all of her fans at a convention center!
Script by u/OpalescentMoonrise in collaboration with u/Hopviq
More tags: [Wet Noises] [SFX] [Soundscape] [No penis Size Mentions] [POC-Friendly]
Thank you so much for your support here on Patreon! It makes me so h...
2025-05-06 18:32:22 +0000 UTC
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It's time to jerk off, but something isn't right... All the porn on your laptop and phone has been replaced with videos of your favourite MILF masturbating! You confront her while she's filming yet another video for her popular OnlyFans page, and she defends herself by claiming it's better and more ethical for you to watch HER videos and not others. One thing leads to another, and soon she's kissing and sucking your hard cock, convincing you to be her new scene partner. Nobody will know she's...
2025-04-29 11:51:23 +0000 UTC
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I fucking knew you were the one going into my bedroom and using my expensive lotion. I've finally caught you red-handed, and now, if you want to get off the hook, you're gonna do as I say. And if you don't, I'll tell my parents how much of a nasty, depraved, dirty little pervert you are! So, keep stroking it for me exactly how I tell you to, or else.
Improvised script by yours truly ;)
π§Headphones or earbuds are highly recommended for this audioπ§
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2025-04-23 23:00:08 +0000 UTC
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You've been coming to me for a while to get the kind of sex your wife would never give you. While it's been fun, my bratty ass needs to up the ante and get the kind of rough, angry sex that I crave. So, I invited someone over to watch you pound the shit out of me. But don't worry, I think she kinda likes it. I mean, it's not like she would ever let you fuck her the way I let you fuck me ;)
Script by me, commissioned by a wonderful listener
More tags: [Voiceless V...
2025-04-19 01:28:48 +0000 UTC
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You've had some concerning thoughts lately of wanting to use women as throatsluts and cumguzzlers. Even your friends think it's a little unhealthy... Your psychiatrist, however, believes these thoughts are totally normal and is of a mind to agree that all women should be in service of cock, no matter what.
Script by u/RottenPines & u/Hopviq
More tags: [POC-Friendly] [Wet Noises] ["Traditional" Values] [SFX]
Thank you to everyone who continues to s...
2025-04-08 15:46:14 +0000 UTC
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You get back to your girlfriend's house after a hot date. She looked so good all night in her sexy dress, and you have plans on finally having sex. But when she gets you into the bedroom, you discover she isn't one to just lie down and take it. She much prefers to take control of your body, tease you, lick you... and make you cum exactly when she wants it. Not every man can be a good boy, but you are... Aren't you?
Script by me ;)
Commissioned by a lovely listener
M...
2025-04-04 18:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Sister Lily comes to you late at night, though it's forbidden, with a pleading message from God. She claims the Lord speaks through her and has sent her to relieve you of your sinful lust by any means necessary. Sacrificing her mouth, huge tits and lovely vagina, Sister Lily will make sure all of your sin has been released. It's in the Lord's name, so it can't be wrong!
More tags: [SFX] [Wet Noises] [POC-Friendly] [No Penis Size Mentions]
This audio is brought to ...
2025-03-28 18:27:56 +0000 UTC
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The young neighbor girl has been doing everything she can to get your attention, but you don't want to be that guy. So far, you've managed to dodge her moves, but once she makes her way into your house, she makes a strong case and an even stronger drink that will finally have you thinking with your cock. You finally agree only to discover this little anal-fiend plans to milk several loads out of you over the course of the day. You're her new favourite anal toy!
Script by me!
2025-03-20 19:53:18 +0000 UTC
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Hey beauts,
In case you didn't know, I go live on Twitch every Tuesday! Come and spend time with me there while we have lots of fun, laugh and get to know each other better. It's always a good time, and we end the evening with Anime Night in the Discord!
If you haven't already joined the Discord, please do! I livestream some anime there and continue the chats for all who would like to attend.
Of course, all of this is absolutely FREE and you don't have to have a certain r...
2025-03-18 19:51:26 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my loves.
In case you didn't know, or if you don't follow me on Twitter or Bluesky or don't use the Discord server, tomorrow starting at 10 am over on Twitch, I will be streaming for 12 hours!
There will be calm, chill morning chats, some...
2025-03-15 00:44:21 +0000 UTC
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You don't have to keep asking to fuck my throat. Just come up to me and do it! Also, everyone already knows, so it's not like you have to hide it or be quiet. Don't be annoying and just shove your cock down my throat already!
Script by u/Hopviq - thank you again for another super filthy script!
More tags: [Wet Noises] [SFX] [POC-Friendly]
Please read the full list of tags on Discord to make sure this audio is for you!
As a spe...
2025-03-10 19:18:58 +0000 UTC
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You and your hot co-worker stay on the work Zoom call after everyone logs off for lunch to enjoy each other's company for a bit longer. She shows you her wet pussy and encourages you to cum with her every chance you get. Working from home has never been so satisfying!
More tags: [POC-Friendly] [Wet Noises] [No Penis Size Mentions]
Thank you for being a part of the Blossoms tier (or higher!) I LOVE making these types of audios for you guys. They feel so authe...
2025-03-07 02:21:57 +0000 UTC
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She comes home after making her nightly rounds, collecting as many loads of cum as she can handle in her pussy. She's addicted to raw sex with strange men, and even more obsessed with telling you all about the huge cocks she's been bouncing on, all while teasing and tormenting your cock, too. This should come as no surprise because her favorite cock of all time belongs to you, and you're a complete pushover for your cum-crazed girl.
A sequel to Taste My Cum-Soaked Panties While I Te...
2025-03-04 00:44:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey, did you know the wall separating our rooms is paper thin? I heard you getting sub-par head the other night and just wanted to offer you a proper pussy licking. I've been getting off to the sound of you getting off for weeks now and it would make me so happy to pleasure you and make you cum properly!
Unscripted ;)
F4M version available
More tags: [POC-Fr...
2025-02-19 21:00:10 +0000 UTC
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