so Flynn's ex-fuck buddy [now his good friend] is really into audioporn and wrote this for Flynn
I am still recovering but I think I will be revived in time for a Friday drop
Do you best to take care of yourself, team. Easier said than done [but if you don't I will have to bend you over and spank your ass over and over again until my dick gets soft and that's a long game]
2025-02-03 21:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Doc unboxes his new sex toy - what a treat
[spend some time with me]
Kylie owned a sex shop and life was honestly pretty stale. Things took a turn, however, when Kylie accidentally received a lethal shipment of sex toys right out of a B-reel action grindhouse flick. I mean who on earth would ever need a pocket pussy that can
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Kylie opened the package and saw what looked like a standard model flesh light [Emma Magnolia if she had to guess]. She turned it on and waited.
"I don't want to ruin it for you" her friend texted. "As ...
2025-02-02 12:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
written by The Boyfriend Collective
I'm going to keep this one [poetic] [ugh] in my response
[dons black beret]
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I have had this experience with [you]
and cross-my-heart
hope-to-die
looking deep inside your eyes
with the lights
on
is how I want to [fuck] you
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some truths and some lies:
-all my tinder dates ended in sex
-none ended in sex
-I never went on any Tinder dates
-I only matched wit...
hey
thank you
like... a lot
next audio is a guest script [thank you for those - a massive help while I made the book] but hopefully something celebratory and original after that [I have several ideas]
I am very, very tired and hope to spend tomorrow doing a whole lot of nothing. Thank you for making it so my days of rest feel earned - that is a privilege in many ways for me [Flynn will confirm that]
we'll do a safety check-in soon but I just...
2025-01-30 19:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhen your ass is spread open and your cheeks leak out on either side of me it feels consuming. I want you wider so I can fall in. I can grab the fat of your stomach and squeeze this way. You were hesitant to let me try it before but once you heard the noises I made you cupped my hand [cupping you] and squeezed even harder. Shove me in you. Bury me. Entomb me and I promise I will fuck my way out. My legs are strong, my thighs can take it. I will never stop rubbing your body [even after I cum]....
2025-01-29 23:48:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Our heroes are finally approaching Planet X! Is this the end to their journey or will a Mad Scientist force an unscheduled detour? Tune in and find out!
[guest star - Flynn]
Howdy, team
The book is in its final phase! Today I am going cover-to-cover along with audio doing one final pass and then we release it to the world! Apparently, it can take some time for audio to be [processed/approved/whatever] so hopefully we can get sales open by Valentines Day for a digital and audio copy. Depending on how the book does, I may get some hard copies made to sell with some "support the artist" packages [autographs, handmade bookmarks, art...
2025-01-28 20:38:14 +0000 UTC View Post'8'
“One is a wanderer, three is a crowd
Two is a couple, five not allowed
Four is party [six in an orgy]
And seven is plenty to chase a small Corgi
Zero's oblivion, eleven's convenient
Ten is the scale, nine solves disagreements
But eight is a sinister cosmic achievement
Infinity - torturous hopeful and bleak
8 is the valley, the base and the peak
Eight's what you need when luck j...
2025-01-26 20:22:40 +0000 UTC View Postgentle
my tongue is like a paleontologist's brush/your moans are so quiet that God doesn't notice/just us/I want to take my hands off you, but it makes me sick when I do/pull me to your mouth/now take in my eyes/fall in/love me with your whole body and feel your heart overflow/I will make your dreams real/use your desire to milk it out of me, gorgeous
not
lie on your back and spread yourself open/your mouth is ready for my spit and your asshole is trying to gape/I'm goin...
I don't follow the online erotica community too closely but I have several friends who do. One texted me a couple weeks ago saying there was a demand for more inclusive POC audios. I saw that Black Queengressional Caucus had some scripts, picked the one I knew the most about and started chatting with Gaia. This was a blast to make!
More in the future, yes? I think so.
Fun Fact: I got one of my old flames to help me with the hair sounds - she doesn't even want a codename ...
tomorrow's audio is by Gaia - here are the suggested [tags] as written by the author:
[M4F] [BFE] [Romance] [Interracial Relationship] [Condom] [Affirmation] [Gentle] [Banter]
I am always nervous before audios drop so this time I recorded the much needed de-stress-gasm. I actually tried to do this with the last drop but I would up only getting half of it [and it got too performative, IMO] so here's attempt #2. No performance of any kind whatsoever so if you're into the voyeur/ov...
[but rly I think this one is when the show starts to come into its own]
2025-01-22 06:47:52 +0000 UTC View Post
okay this is the last one form the book you're going to see before it's out but it felt appropriate to share. It has quickly become one my favorite things I have ever written.
I've got 25 out of 69 recorded and NJ has designed the cover - we're getting close! Could not do this w/o y'all.
[sending care to you all]
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Lilac is for my mother,
Who taught me that life can be easy.
Orchid is for puppy-love,
That taught me a dream’s worth believing.<...
2025-01-21 20:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post
One upon a time, there were gathered
1 chbby chkn
carrots [lots - yum]
celery
parsley
[verbal recipe above]
Throw that whole chubby one in water, boil & salt. Remove gross shit on top as it forms. Add chopped veggies. Wait til chkn falls apart. Cover w/ parsley. Remove bones. Make chunky noods. Combine. Eat soup.
And they all lived happily ever after
The end
2025-01-20 23:43:41 +0000 UTC View Post
[distractions from Flynn]
2025-01-20 18:23:36 +0000 UTC View Post“'This isn’t what it looks like,' they said in unison. They clearly weren’t expecting to be walked in on while... fucking asshole - what, did you trip and your cock fell into her cunt? Fucking selfish prick"
[your skin is red hot next to mine]
I hear your voice in a low, raspy whisper "I just want to hurt him"
[let me help you]
we start with your mouth open but no photos yet
[I take your phone]
the text screen reads
I'm making up for ...
script by mlgreads
This one felt very real to me [except NJ would be the one getting me up and out into the cold - not the other way around]. This was a super cute time and felt very slice-of-life to me.
Once again, changes were made for technical reasons so anything you don't like was my doing and everything you love was mlgreads. I spent... a lot of time on the snowball fight and very little stayed in hahaha. I wanted it a bit more elaborate but alas, things...
so I woke up from a very, very horny nap and wanted nothing more than to cum. Like - nothing more. I could not focus. So, I thought I would deny myself for a while and record it and holy fuck
[you make my legs buckle when I stand in front of the mic and you're such a perfect slut for me. beg me across miles and miles and ask me please god fuck I will be SO GOOD FOR YOU let me let me let me please. Hear the fucking animal-neediness in my voice. Fucking open yourself to me. You're ...
2025-01-16 02:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I just discovered this song and I am obsessed
Got a favorite from the Rat Pack era?
This episode is brought to you by BLARF lunchmeat
Gimmie that BLARF!
It's America's Food*
*BLARF is not legally a food
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag ...
[updates from the audio]
-NJ has in Insta now! It's for business only so don't expect much BUT feel free to follow. Also I think I say "don't tag her" in the attached audio but do feel free to promote if you're so moved. What I mean is please refrain from sending links, tagging her on stuff she'd think is cute/funny or anything like that. DMs are strictly for work related inquires. The NJ tier is where you can interact for funsies. [she will be on he...
2025-01-14 07:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to hide a bit after the last ramble [it happens from time to time when they feel really vulnerable - par for the course] but I'm sneaking back into bed with you tonight [half asleep] with this... thing? art? sure. from the bottom of my [heart]
2025-01-13 06:23:05 +0000 UTC View Post
