This was suppoooooooossed to be a surprise audio drop but it turned out... ugh. Bad lol. Taking a day off before making one with [Mort] so we can all get railed by Death in time for Halloween
anyway there's a whole bunch of Clue inspired porn so you should be good for a while
[post your fave spooky songs below]
Well, this was a lot of fun! No one told me to stop doing that voice so... I never did 😊
I may have played Mr. Body before. Who's to say.
Enjoy the series 💜
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeew sunday funday indeed day day...day...
look you want sassy answers you can shooba-doo below
crawls to get blanket
drinks water
[the second question is "if you had 5 minutes to live what song would you listen to"]
The first one is spooky and the second is silly. Enjoy
Title: Inner Demon
I grab the last of it and shove it in the truck. The lock goes on fast and smooth. It’s sexy like in a heist movie. Maybe this time… maybe this time I’ll fucking get away with it. Purify their mind once and for all of this… garbage. This deadweight. This leech.
Pedal to the metal. It...
little gifts for no reason are important
after all, variety is the spice of life
So I wanna do a dumb-as-hell [labs] episode with as many creators as possible [can you guess who's next? you can] and this has been in my head for ages. I also love that TDoD has been a series killing off VA's and I would love a series where each VA gueststar [does away with] me as this mad scientist character.
I sent my stuff to Alice and she sent me her part [most of which she improvised] and here you have this absolute unit of an audio hahaha oh, man. I love it - I'm not sorry, I r...
If there's a problem with my audio and it can't drop tomorrow I will cry so many tears because I am FUCKING STOKED for this. It is 100% my favorite flavor of bullshit and my collab partner knocked it out of the park and ahhhh the camp
[I don't tease for audios much, but I get it, I get it this is fun]
Even if [MF4F] tags aren't for you, I'm on my purest bullshit for the first 10 minutes so ya gotta at least give that a try 🤣🤣
Oh, man. Dumb. This is dumb. I love it ð...
I wanna grab your fucking savory tits while you ride my dick. I want your nipples grazing my chest as you shove your tongue in me and your ass clenches up around my thick prick. I wanna paint your breasts with my cum while I'm kissing you.
[Fuck me, pretty girl. Hold my head to your chest and fuck me]
Story time ends at 5:22 so feel free to bail after that if this isn't your jam
then [to settle in to being natural] I dick around a bit on insta, visit Throne for a quick sec and can't find my notebook [which I laid out before recording gods damnit]
11:29 I start to write a poem
I read the finished product at 29:52 [it's okay]
If we do more of this, I will get a bit more experimental but this is testing the waters. I dunno. What is this job? Who knows? Not I. 2024-10-24 06:19:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Edit 2: NOW the tier[s] are live. Yeah. w00t. I'm a tech wizard [with a -10 INT] Thank you for dealing with me :)
[if you were double charged or anything like that let me know and I'll make it right]
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Howdy, lovelies. We've been mulling over a couple points:
-Not everyone loves content with VA's & their partners
-Several of you have asked for a NJ tier
-NJ is always work...
I want to have a recurring joke in the [labs] series where NJ brings in an instrument and we almost start to have sex [I'm hilarious]. Here is our first attempt at making out after NJ wheels in a mirror.
This [should] drop Friday so get ready for some fuckin' [camp]. It's a familiar VA guest star, but what can I say? She's simply wonderful to work with
CNC is not allowed on Patreon so this will NOT be CNC but will brush up against it in delivery. It's really just [rough]
Hello lovelies,
I have had a metric fuckton of requests for [CNC] so I think I am going to brush up against it in the upcoming [Mort] audio for the end of the month. [Also for the record no one has asked me more than once and everyone has been immensely respectful so thx for that]
As an SA survivor, exploring [CNC] can be precario...
Currently, my favorite is you on your knees and my hands all over your ass. Rubbing, spanking, grabbing - always making contact. I start to get louder and deeper as I fuck harder and my cock readies the chamber with a full load. I look intently too - seeing your ass gobble up my dick is enlightenment. One of your hands grips my balls. I throw my arms back and pull out and you can barely make out me saying, "fucking jerk it off" and when you reach back you have to twist your grip a bit because...
2024-10-22 15:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know what my [current] favorite would be, but this was my first. It just hits different.
Probably something about being a kid and hearing those first few lyrics thinking, damn I really am going to be a blues man
I love the blues. You're never truly alone when you're listening to the blues - even if it's just a recording. It's the unashamed expression of feelings we were told to be embarrassed for having. It's saying "let's be lonely together" to a room...
Once upon a time, in land underneath your very own bed [and where monsters are very real, indeed]
In land underneath your very own bed [where monsters are super real]
Lives the Snoogletoad who grows old mold and wails a billowy squeal
There are Nightmare Hens and Dreamy Cocks who make Hopeful Broken Eggs
And don't forget the Sleep-Shomp-Sheep with 300 spider legs
Parasitic-anthropomorphic-diametric Desires
Run around tel...
okay so there was this social media thing and like - look I just watched a YouTube video and here's this. I don't know what else to say. Please forgive me, I am weirdly emotional/back to your regularly scheduled programming later because the world is not real rn
2024-10-18 05:16:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Spending some time in my human skin this weekend. Trying to free up the rest of October for [drR] fun. Especially since Nurse Joy leaves early on the 28th for a week and you know how I get when I'm alone :)
The goal is to get the Mort audio out around Halloween so hopefully something SFW[ish?] on here between now and then. Someone mentioned Sleepy Hollow? Quinn will have some more activity later on too but nothing tomorrow.
[something something overwater/absence fon...
2024-10-17 18:09:54 +0000 UTC View Post[oh, you like the sound of my voice? You like "bad words" is that it? Okay. Lie down and I'll say bad words and you can touch yourselt.,. I'll fuck your cunt. I'll fill your pussy. You want rock hard dick sliding in you? Fuck, yes. Fuck my cunt. My fucking cunt. Fuck this fucking wet pussy with my hard cock hcunt cunt cunt sfdihhssshshshfhsadsh fuuck this I am goingto beat my dcck and think aboiut fiilling you uop......
2024-10-17 04:32:22 +0000 UTC View Post[I forgot to mention I had regular coffee at the poetry slam and was fucking wired while waiting for my turn because I got caught up in describing my gorgeous teacher]
2024-10-16 15:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostEndling: Extinction is Forever
Listen, this game is fucking exceptional. It does what it sets out to with flying colors. The story is simple, emotional [but never cheap] and has some interesting twists. You play as a fox trying to protect her cubs. Be warned: they can die. Getting to the end of the game with all 4 is a bit of a challenge [that's kind of the point]. 3-5 hours of gameplay. 10/10 use of the medium.
Superhot
Really fun take o...
I hate to be cliché [everyone talks about the tightness] but the grip feels amazing. Your body swallowing up that little bit of mine. You'll cum but it feels different. Lower and more sustained and you moan more like a sea creature than a hyena. The vibrator tap-dances on your pussy and now the spotlight shines on your clit and your pitch gets so much higher - you asshole gaping from where my cock was just nuzzled.
I love finding new ways to fuck you. My cock re-sequestered deep in y...
get high and hear a story
2024-10-15 15:31:48 +0000 UTC View PostHis reading is better but I've wanted to do this for months
[I'm putting this in SFW category cuz it's not smut]
Look, I'm just saying thanks nothing clever or funny here lol. The exhaustion is effecting my charisma score rn but I am so grateful. I am going to do some relaxing yoga and waste the entire day which is a very rare treat indeed. Thank you so much. Stoked, stoked, stoked to get back to work :)
2024-10-14 17:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
[My brain can't compute the wholesome side rn and my voice is toast so there's the filthy side]
2024-10-14 16:36:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it finally happened. Week after laborious week of coming to yoga in the hopes that she would be the only one there, and there she was. It was just her and Clark. She always locked up after class so there was no one else in the whole studio. Just the two of them.
He was too fast for her to catch [the scurrying little bastard] and she didn't really want to be that close to a cockroach anyway. The room was big enough for both of them [distance pending] so she said 'fuck it' a...
You weight. All of it. Like we're in a threesome with gravity. Like if my cock goes deep enough it'll cure you. Like we need to break the bed [our life depends on it]. All of your weight. All of your breath.
Fuse us with cum-glue and fuck me again in the thickness of the afterwet. Stir your insides with my dick [like water-based paint or all-natural sugar free peanut butter]. And I will fuck you up like the sloven fucking peasant I am. I will fuck you up like a gardener uptur...
2 things I wanted to try
1. do a ramble that is truly no edits. at all. at all at all. like start [hitting record] to finish [hitting stop]. hence the [BTS] tag
2. release an audio on Patreon that is opposite from a Quinn drop on the same day
because sometimes it's good to just give 'em more authentic, heartfelt porn
[a friend also mentioned the idea of not every audio centering around female orgasms so... give the people what they want, I guess?]
