Calling in Dick
Sorry, Boss
About your loss
I know you're understaffed
But today
I will stay
At home to pound some shaft
It sucks
But I fucks
And prefer my husband's prick
So today
[Hate to say]
I'm calling in dick
[Inspired by Shel Silverstien]
Sorry, Boss
About your loss
I know you're understaffed
But today
I will stay
At home to pound some shaft
It sucks
But I fucks
And prefer my husband's prick
So today
[Hate to say]
I'm calling in dick
[Inspired by Shel Silverstien]
Hello new [& existing] Patients. It's so good to have you.
Safety is THE most important part of this work. Without it, we cannot explore things that may otherwise be unsafe [or just sexy]. I will NEVER attempt to meet you in person, ask you for money or ask to do anything romantic or sexual with you in any way. If someone contacts you saying they are me asking for money/pics/whatever take them screenshots and sound the alarms. I am an actor&nb...
I need to make a Quinn audio and THEN I can open these :)
I ****ing love this story
[w/o the sexy underbed]
2024-09-25 07:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post[told you it was gunna get weird]
ideally, this would be in a woman's voice but my talents are limited
[words may not be an exact match as below]*
*see writers, I do it to myself too
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I am the Old One. Submit
Bow. Kneel. Press your face to the floor.
Work harder to humble yourself before me.
I am the Old One. You are my plaything
You are welcome for this added value
I am the Old One. Crawl a...
2024-09-25 07:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This is from an album called Stone Fruit Melodies where each song is inspired a Stone fruit. The whole album really slaps. Worth a front to back listen, at least once
2024-09-25 02:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Muses
Happy drop day - nothing from the Doc today
[re: the book]
What would you like to read poems about?
What magical/filthy/toxic/wonderful moment would you'd love to see explored?
What's your favorite word?
What's your favorite "boring" thing?
I'm traveling all of today so perhaps we'll scribble some new ones in the shuffle
๐
I do, in fact, love Pina Coladas [heavy on the coconut, please]
And rain can be ideal, but I fear the conditions are rather limited.
But
A more suitable question would be do you like to get fucked in the ass while we make eye contact in the mirror?
Or getting caught masturbating and then being spanked like a [brat] until you're red and tender?
If you're not into deception, manipulation, or hurting me [without consent and a rough character backstory],
If you have half the...
A familiar pen/voice has been officially added to The Clinic as a lurker and [potential] occasional commenter
A sort of trial run, if you will
Testing the waters, as it were.
Now, do behave
[within reason]
**clarity for safety purposes - Flynn has joined the Clinic as a member and has been encouraged to hang out as himself
EDIT: Back on Sale! Will still hold some extras just in case but these baddies are available again!
[Patreon Exclusive LIMITED Merch]
Due to [numerous boring reasons] we only have 39 of these baddies available so these are for Patreon members only. First come, first serve! $10 a piece and I will pay for shipping [the usual Venmo/PayPal method]. I will update this post when stock is out.
Now - after this 4-post Sunday - I will be taking an actual,
sometimes shit just has to be made, namsayin? like - I NEEDED to make this [lolz]
it's not a ramble even though no there's nothing [cut] it'ssss more of an insight [FUCK I LOVE IT]
every time it's a [ffffucking] ceremony or maybe just an [expression] of how the urge to lick your cunt makes me lose my civility and get high on my huuuuumanity
[iwantyourassinmyface fuck my fucking fucking kcn face]
(I am stone sober and don't remember recording this??)
Words ar...
2024-09-22 20:30:22 +0000 UTC View Post**Next is Prompt #4 [Describe your first kiss in third-person-omniscient]**
[Always remember lying is an option]
The Tattooed Lady [by Flynn]
Flynn loved women of all shapes and sizes. And while he had been with a great many women, as Mary undressed this was his first time seeing a tattoo of infinity.
This was not the infinity tattoo and the figure eight symb...
I chat about myself [ugh] on the In Our Ears podcast. Thanks to Lauren & Dee for this.
[this job is very strange - thank you all for your support]
2024-09-22 17:39:18 +0000 UTC View Post
BaeBee is a small one who is chaotic good. BaeBee often wears a pink bow, but is seen without it here [that's because of the chaos].
BaeBee likes to be smushed and has CFS [cute face syndrome] and it too cute and roundy.
I'm at a party and the room is split and it's getting ugly
[please keep it relatively civil]*
*if you can
2024-09-21 23:52:46 +0000 UTC View PostFran Bow
Disturbing in a whole lot of ways. Very dark. Deals with a plethora of sensitive topics through the eyes of a child which eases the potency a bit. Played this with NJ and we loved it. A modern, horror Alice in Wonderland. Fucked up. A point & click. Between the two of us, we only used a guide for a handful of puzzles [we make a good team]. The ending of this game can very much be up for interpretation.
Little Misfortune
2024-09-21 04:08:35 +0000 UTC
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Finally did it!
This will live on Patreon from now on. Is 30 minutes a good chunk of time or do y'all want future ones longer? This seemed like a good spot to end since so little happened save some plot reminders.
This will be easier to keep up with this way. We'll aim for weekly and maybe get every other :)
Okay, one more Quinn drop this month and maybe something [guided] for on here... that could be fun...
[w00t]
If you sent a script and didn't hear from me today it was a mistake - please reach out :)
We're booked through January for Quinn drops! You're welcome to submit more for Quinn but they will be up February 2025 at the earliest.
Moving ahead, Patreon-bound scripts will get priority [especially SFW scripts].
Thank you so much for your patience. I think I have streamlined things for future submissions so the time between submitting and hearing ba...
Here I am thinking how great it is to turn in an audio 3 days early and BAM you're a pirate eating pussy 72 hours ahead of schedule. This is about as hot off the presses as it gets!
I don't want to say too much about this one as it is part of a collection in a group project [check out Project Eye Patch on Insta] but I will say I really like this shanty.
I have a friend who sings pirate shanties professionally [yup - you read that correctly] and he helped me with th...
My room in college was the VIP/weed room. One time we had about 20 people crammed in there and this song came on shuffle. I told everyone to stay silent while it played. One guy started talking so I paused the music, kicked him out of the entire party and started the song over. No one spoke the second time. It was lovely.
2024-09-16 17:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostHe kissed my neck and said something like, โI want to grow old with youโ and I sighed loudly at the corniness of it all. โHow about I want to fill you with my cum every day for the rest of our lives?โ Ah, there we are. Thatโs my good boy. He already knew to reach for the rope cuffs.
The rope was nice. It was an unfortunate purple color, though - just ordinary purple. Like a Crayola crayon. That really is a shame when it could have been lavender, mauve, t...
[for those on the Hand Tier, Booner may hold some extra sentimental value]
[also quick note on SCRIPT SUBMISSIONS - I had to push back reading scripts again but will 1000-million percent do it this week - I will cancel other shit if I have to. Thank you for your patience]
Okay so to help [me] with staying sane we're gunna start with Venmo orders. Those w/o Venmo access will get to order in like 48hrs so promise you'll still get Booner if you want him. Stag...
2024-09-15 17:45:31 +0000 UTC View Post[You see]
I am my own universe
I am this complex & incredible system that can function independently of you
[I know this because I have before]
and - like so many complex systems before me - no one quite knows how I run
[Not even I]
So, pardon me if I am mystified by your magic
when [late at night] you lay your hand on my heart,
tell me [you're mine],
and just like clockwork
[but a very well-made clock that runs on a very complex system]
I smile...
When you put your hands on me there's this exchange of power. I may ask [tell] you where to touch me, but if you refuse the illusion is shattered.
I couldn't see a damm thing. Only a couple mic bumps [which is a miracle]. I thought the shape of your tits/ass/stomach/thighs were my favorite part but it your face. The face you make knowing that you will make me cum all over the fucking canvas. I adore that face. I live for that fucking precious look. You calm, collected, feral ...