candy [nsfrl]
you're gunna have to crank the volume but I got out of bed for you so you'll deal with it, you dirty language slut :)
2025-06-03 05:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
you're gunna have to crank the volume but I got out of bed for you so you'll deal with it, you dirty language slut :)
2025-06-03 05:15:44 +0000 UTC View PostI'm in bed. Plus, my voice is still pretty blech from that D&D game. I think this one would be fun outloud tho.
Fantastic time at the game, btw. Flynn can attest to that. Anyways, enjoy this guy. Last Captain Hero drops tomorrow 🚀
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[Hello, Human. It's me - your pretty word whore. Reminding you that I would fuck you like I grew up loving you. I w...
I know you love [them] - it's okay
remember I'm not real
so fuck me like the cashier // the delivery driver // your teacher // your neighbor
I will suck your cunt until your cum wets my face like rain-starved dirt
I will bury my cock in your obsidious pussy and rend your walls while invading your eyes
I will submit to your pleasure
I will kneel like machinery
I will fuck the living shit out of you
you can be yourself here - you're free with me
and ...
[Prompt 15 is next]
only 6 more!
At first, I thought about doing two separate audios but smashing them together felt more exciting to me. This one felt like the good ol' experimental days. A lot of fun making these 2 small scenes parallel to each other.
The original plan was to have 3 scenes all play out the same but I thought that may get boring. Why not 2 with the same story beats but a different sexual dynamic? Now we're getting somewhere.
One of my college buddies was trapped in a dating narrative. N...
I had so much freakin' fun doing this - thanks to Smudge, Jules, & Kazza for a great time
[if you have a favorite podcast go bother them to invite me... these are a blast]
<3
Hey team,
every now and then we do a lil' safety check-in just as a habit so we're checking that off the list today
feeling extra grateful for this job and I am SO excited for Friday's drop
wishing you all a lovely Wednesday <3
2025-05-28 18:23:49 +0000 UTC View PostOh, no! Chet's been MURDERED!
Can Captain Hero somehow still save his sidekick? Tune in, Father Brown fans! It's a Murder Cozy Special on this week's Captain Hero!
fingers slick with my slut's spit
our bed's no battlefront
release your cream into my mouth
I'll whisper to your cunt
fuck me pretty, silly girl
fuck me like a tower
fuck me, you god damned woman
syphon all my power
I wasn't dreaming
It was a beanstalk. The [dirty, little] creature said it would be a beanstalk and it did look like a bean when I planted it. But 24 hours later? It was [actual] magic.
They aren't that smooth when you're that close [or rather, they're that big]. The little textured bumps along the surface serve well enough as steps. It's quite easy and it sort of beckons in a way. I wondered if I would find golden eggs at the top.
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Everythi...
2025-05-25 16:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
[it's done when the neckbones fall apart]
I debated putting this behind a $1,000 dollar paywall so YOU'RE WELCOME
hehe :)
2025-05-24 23:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post[written by Storm]
2025-05-24 22:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostI promised filth - here it is
something about the poor quality recording - I dunno maybe it's just me - but I really feel like it accentuates the raw
[I woke up rock hard and wondered if I could cum twice in 5 minutes. Not quite]
[thank you for making me feel so good]
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for those who wanted an eerily similar ramble to the one taken down you can email RayBloodyPurPur@gmail.com - fe...
2025-05-22 19:38:23 +0000 UTC View Posthey team - I saw one of the rambles got taken down - will address that tomorrow after some sleep. Was a long day that ended in some drinks and I am a super lightweight these days
happy humping or whatever they say on Wednesdays
More filth tomorrow? You think? Perhaps... yes...
[CW: This episode deals with commentary on the US police force]
It's time we learned the origin story of the original Captain Hero!
2025-05-20 19:07:44 +0000 UTC View Postyou're so gorgeous when you close your eyes to focus on how I feel inside you
your face contorts as the crescendo of moans encourages each thrust
I want to cum on your body and rub it in your skin while we kiss
absorb me through your pores and taste me on your tongue
surround my face with your fat ass
coax my cum with your saliva soaked hands
and I tell you I love you and you tell me to fuck you deeper
and I will obey because I am your cunt slave
<... 2025-05-20 06:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post“Hurt people hurt people”
No - unhealed people do.
We’ve all been hurt. Some scars can be seen from space. Some are clothed over. Having a scar does not give you permission to make more.
If enough men successfully leave their mark, the world will become unrecognizable
Hurt people dole out kindness because they know it is in short supply // hurt people seek truth over the most comfortable lie // a child who’s hurt will soo...
[I switched my day around last minute to go help Ma Rapture with her garden - will upload mine tonight]
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“You ready Dillon?”
“Yeah it’s just… this feels… too easy. Like, desperate - ya know what I mean?”
“Look dude, a job is a job and this place is the mark. We’re here so we’re taking the place”
“Hey I didn’t say I’m backing out. It’s just my first time robbing Care Bears"
Dillion the Nefarious...
2025-05-18 14:49:14 +0000 UTC View Postwritten by Delicada
It's Flynn's birthday month, y'all! Wish our boy a happy bday and let him tantalize your tingly bits with this steamy audio :)
this was very intimate and fun
I love that Quinn has so many talented people to help share our collective load [haha] of seeing to all of y'alls needs. And jumping around from audio to audio is part of the fun. So how to we incorporate this somewhat meta angle? Well, with a la carte aftercare, of course! Who doesn't like having someone to come home to? This felt very warm and squishy and that kind of feels like something we could all use, rn. I will be taking next week off to r...
2025-05-16 18:20:36 +0000 UTC View Postdon't look at me!
2025-05-16 04:13:18 +0000 UTC View Post
did you know?
you can rub your cock so hard while typing Patreon posts that pre-cum can get through your basketball shorts
fun!
it's good to laugh about the things that once hurt you, ya know?
2025-05-14 15:52:40 +0000 UTC View Posthello, pretty slut
gorgeous madame
fucking cum demon
[God]
make me evil for you, yes? make me beg the world for forgiveness. make me surrender every drop of innocence
I can't get over how good it feels to rub the top of my cock through your asshole. your face is all scrunched up on the side and your lips are sticking out. you own my cock, you know that? you've seen it, hungry slut, I know you've thought of the taste. suffocate me with your legs for being s...
[my favorite part about this one is that I, as the creator, use the voice of my wife as the computer]
#deepcut
2025-05-13 17:08:27 +0000 UTC View Post