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NEW FIVERR SHIRTS VID EXTENDED!

WASNT GONNA DO EXTENDED FOR THIS ONE BUT FUCK IT HERE'S 4 HOURS (might do something a bit different next time for u guys, a more edited format which skips the shit you've already seen on Youtube. Or we may upload both and see what u guys care about more) <3

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18+ SEXY MR BREAST ORIGINALS

This is not a perk you signed up for, but it is a perk you are receiving.

DO NOT JACK OFF TO THESE IMAGES!!!!!!

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FIVERR SHIRTS 3 - PRE RELEASE

Our next upload is dropping in 3 hours, but since it includes some limited merch - we wanted you guys to have first dibs!

Watch the vid now, and purchase the tees from www.shirtz.cool/fiverr

<3 Max & Chad

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Cold Ones EXTENDED - Belle Delphine

thanks for your patience <3 we just needed belle's OK to release =) 

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There will be a little delay on next Podcast extended cut!

Hello Patreons!!!!!!!

We have a new episode going live in either 5 hours or 29 hours depending on when Susan approves it!

HOWEVER the extended cut will be delayed by a day or two, its not yet perfected and we assure you Prezoh is working overtime and getting little to no sleeping getting it done for you guys.


We are retarded and stoopid and super super sorry but know its coming asap for you fellas!


Please don't skin us alive.

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WOMAN BOX EXTENDED CUT

WOMAN BOX!!!!!!!!!!!

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PATREON MEME COMPILATION

At the end of our next upload we're going to put a bunch of images from you guys at the end screen.

Reply to this with a meme/selfie/WHATEVER IMAGE you want people to see

Anything that will get us demonetised will DEFINITELY not be used, so don't bother with posting edgy stuff PLEASE as it will just make me have to spend more time sorting through the slop

Also we won't use anything that constitutes advertising/promotion!

BASICALLY: POST YOUR PIC BELOW AND WE MIGHT ...

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Cold Ones EXTENDED - Sean Evans

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PHONE WALLPAPER

FOR THAT ONE GUY WHO WANTED IT

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COLD ONES DESKTOP WALLPAPER

MADE THIS FOR A QUARANTINE EP AND FIGURED Y'ALL MIGHT WANT TO SHOW YOUR ALLEGIANCE

PEACE!

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QUARANTINE Q & A

WE ANSWER (almost) ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS WHILE LOCKED IN OUR HOUSES! YAY!


I have legs

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JOE EXTENDED

SORRY ITS LATE I HAVE AIDS IN MY BALLS AND MY BALLS HAVE AIDS AND THERE IS AIDS IN MY BALLS AND I HAVE AIDS


NEW PATREON Q&A COMING SOON 


BALLS

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PATREON Q & A - QUARANTINE EDITION!

Hello friends!

Our state is currently in lockdown, which means we're legally not allowed to film in person, so there may be a bit of a delay in content as we re-work our schedule to film stuff from home, but there WILL be content coming soon!

In the meantime, we'll be doing another Patreon Q & A from the comfort of our homes, so leave your questions below and we'll do our best to answer them.

Thanks,

Max & Chad

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DONATING $10,000 TO STREAMERS EXTENDED CUT!

Hello Patreons

Here is the extended cut of our new video that is not live yet, thought we would give it to you fellas early, just make sure when the main video goes live to go comment on it and tell the non patreon peons that you already watched it on Patreon, flex your superiority!

Cheers,

- Max, Chad, Scott & Prezoh 

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AS SEEN ON TV PRODUCTS SUCK! EXTENDED CUT!

Enjoy this one!

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LIFE HACKS VIDEO EXTENDED

 extended version of today's video where max and chad test ouf lifehacks from TikTok 


thx for your continued support sexiez <3 

- Max n Chad

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One Million Subs Special UNEDITED

here's the uncut version of the LIT video we put out yesterday, definitely go check it out on youtube if you haven't seen the animations that accompany the video!!! 

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Q & A NUMBER 3

ASK US QUESTIONS IDIOTS!!!

WE'LL ANSWER THE SEXIEST ONES IN A VID

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WISH BOARD GAMES VID EXTENDED

PATREON SUX SORRY FOR REUPLOAD - extended version of the vid we uploaded today, gave scott subtitles hopefully maybe give him a mic next time?? Gay


WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT FUCK UP AFTER MAKING PUBLIC AGAIN LOL 

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CAMEO VIDEO EXTENDED

LET US KNOW IF THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU WANT TO SEE <3!!!!!!! 3.5-hour version of the last video on the channel, including extra cameos that got denied lol

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FIVERR VID UNCENSORED

 

We didn't think this was worth posting but decided to just now anyway!!!! We'll have extended stuff for future non-podcast videos as well as the podcast starting v soon

(sorry for the spam vimeo fucked out)

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PATREON Q & A NUMBER 2

WE FUCKED UP THE AUDIO!
SORRY IT SOUNDS KINDA SHIT!!!!
NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER WE PROMISE!!!!

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Cold Ones EXTENDED - Ian Hecox

I am gay

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BUYING SHIT OFF WISH - Uncensored

Here's a bit of an extended + uncensored version of today's video! 

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MONTHLY Patreon Q&A - Please post your questions bellow!

We're filming another Patreon questions and answers for all you suckas that give us your money, please leave intelligent questions bellow.  

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Cold Ones EXTENDED - RackaRacka (re-upload)

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Cold Ones EXTENDED - bbno$

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Cold Ones EXTENDED - Keemstar (Ft. Colossal is Crazy)


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EXCLUSIVE PATREON Q & A | NUMBER ONE

Who's our dream guest? Have the robbers been caught? Where would we live if not for Australia?

Find out the answers to these questions and more in our Exclusive Patreon Q & A!

Remember : A lot of the stuff in this is for the Patreon boys ONLY, so please don't share any clips because that will defile the sanctity of the boys.

<3 Max & Chad 

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$1000 UBER EATS MUKBANG (ft. UberEats Guy)

Please Enjoy (Early) this footage of us spending your Patreon Money incredibly wisely!

This is the extended edition where we make a bunch of jokes about the Australian fires that we removed from the final version, so please don't leak it or we will be cancelled!

<3 Max & Chad

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