The reminder was supposed to be posted earlier today, but the scheduled post didn't go up, so here we are.
I'll be doing the Live Monthly Update in the Discord server, starting at 8pm EDT (in about 20 minutes or so from this post!), and after that we'll be watching Hocus Pocus 2 for our Halloween movie night.
Hope to see everyone there!
~B~ 💜💜💜 2022-10-22 23:40:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first Halloween together and you're taking me to what looks like a drive-in without the cars - a wide open field where people are getting comfortable on the ground, in our case on an air mattress. It seems a little strange to me, but hey, it's Halloween, right? Once we settle in, we start getting a little playful and as much as I want to, I'm a bit hesitant because there are people all around us. They seem to be engaged in their own intimate endeavors, but still. Though the more ...
2022-10-21 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Our last stream ran into a couple of issues, so let's try this again, shall we? We're back in the Valley today, and if we grind hard enough, we may be able to open up the biome that allows us to play the new update! We'll try, anyway. Anna and Elsa are also a possibility! At this point, we're just going to relax and see where the game takes us. Seems like a great way to end the week, doesn't it? I hope you all have a great time! I know I will!
The stream will go live on YouTube ...
2022-10-21 13:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostAs mentioned in our monthly Announcement post, this weekend is our Halloween Movie Night in the Discord server!
If you're not part of the server yet, but you'd like to be, just connect your Discord account to your Patreon account and you'll be added automatically.<...
I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I'm suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she's not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty vibrator being controlled by strangers on the internet, and I'm in a very uncomfortable state with no relief in sight. We're not friends, we just kind of know each other through my roommate, so when you suggest taking over control of the vibe and helping me out a bit, it'...
2022-10-19 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, I just made the video of today's stream public and within minutes there were several copyright claims because of the music in the game. I've had this once before, but it was only a small section and was easily removed. This time it was more extensive so I took down the video while I figure it out. I don't know what triggered it, but I'm going to see how I can avoid this in future streams.
My apologies to anyone who wanted to watch the replay. My plan is to...
2022-10-19 20:17:15 +0000 UTC View Post
My bestie is having a "trading partners" Halloween party, where we each bring a date, but it's someone we have no interest in dating ourselves. The idea is to get a group of single people together to mix and have a good time, but no one is a "random" person, everyone knows someone. Even though I've been working so much I didn't have time for a proper costume, I still came as my bestie's "date," and you came as your friend's "date," and now they're hitting it off. We start chatting and dis...
2022-10-16 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The illness-that-shall-not-be-named has been kicking my butt again, so we're hanging out on a Saturday night instead of during the week. We have a boat to fix for Moana, and we're going to try to get Anna and Elsa to the Valley with us tonight. Do you think we can do it? We're going to try! Come spend the evening with me while we run around the Valley and get some stuff done!
The stream will go live on YouTube at 7:00pm EDT. This will be a 2-hour stream.
Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I'm on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I'm starting to lose my cool with the people on the phone. It's cold out and we have no heat. You see that I'm getting upset and starting to be rather snippy, so you decide it's time you step in and make sure I'm too focused on something else to be anything but pleasa...
2022-10-12 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all, I'm trying to get my voice back to 100% this week, and unfortunately this crap I've been dealing with has other ideas. I was able to record a bit yesterday, but today needs to be a rest day. I have a recording session to do tomorrow to keep up with our content release schedule, so I'm going to take Friday as a rest day as well.
Because I hate missing streams and I want to hang out with you all, I'm going to schedule another Saturday stream this week instead. That should...
Today sucked, huh? Your rumpled suit kind of gave it away. I'm so sorry you had such a rough day. Why don't you come in, we'll order pizza and let you relax a little? Isn't that what best friends are for? This knot in my neck? Oh it's nothing...
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NSFW Version Available Here 2022-10-09 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We've been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You're home for the summer before your final year, and you've been kind enough to help me out with some of my lawn care. My kids are with their dad for awhile, and your parents are away for the weekend, so I invite you in for lunch. We chat for a bit, and I discover that you've had a crush on me for a long time. You're very sweet, and you say all the right things...
2022-10-09 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We haven't had a stream in over a week, thanks to an illness-that-shall-not-be-named, but we're finally getting back to our Valley tonight! After a long week, it's nice to just kick back, relax, and chill with some good Disney friends, and some awesome Beholder friends, and play away the week's stress. We're opening up a new biome in the game tonight, bringing in new characters, grinding for some star coins, and whatever other mischief we can get into. Let's do this!
The stream ...
2022-10-08 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You're on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you've been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you're the only guest on the tour, so I take you somewhere special. I take you to a huge old inn, right in the centre of the city. This isn't part of the tour, but I know the owner and it's just too good to miss. The inn used to be a home, and the owner was a bit peculiar...
2022-10-05 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! First, a huge thank you to everyone who has reached out and sent messages wishing me a speedy recovery while I've dealt with this yucky illness over the past week. I appreciate you all more than you'll ever know!
I'm on the mend, albeit slowly, and my voice is still taking its own sweet time to recover. I don't sound terrible anymore, just a bit scratchy and nasally, but if I talk for too long, it's uncomfortable. So ...
2022-10-05 13:04:36 +0000 UTC View Post
It's officially "Spoopy" season and I'm here for it! Pumpkin spice is everywhere in my neck of the woods, and retailers have been decorating for Halloween since August. The leaves are changing colours, the temperatures are much cooler, and the fireplace is stocked and ready to go. Here in Beauty-land, that means we're going to have another awesome month, with some fun new content that's sure to bring the spooky and the sexy, so pull up a seat and prepare to be entertained!
<... 2022-10-03 13:51:32 +0000 UTC View PostWe're getting quite the collection of SFW audios built up with this particular tier reward, and it seems that y'all are really liking it. I hope you are! If so, please let me know, so I know we're on the right track for you. I went pretty far back into the catalogue for some of this month's options, but they're listener favourites, so we'll see how this goes...
Okay, if you don't know the drill, here's how it works. I will give you 7 audios to choose from. The audios will be ...
2022-10-01 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately I have to cancel today's stream because I have Covid again. My voice is non-existent right now and I feel yucky, so I think I need to rest today.
Thank you to everyone who watches the streams. I'll be back next week for business as usual!
Have a great weekend, everyone.
~B~ 💜💜💜
We've been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You're home for the summer before your final year, and you've been kind enough to help me out with some of my lawn care. My kids are with their dad for awhile, and your parents are away for the weekend, so I invite you in for lunch. We chat for a bit, and I discover that you've had a crush on me for a long time. You're very sweet, and you say all the right things...
2022-09-28 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We are quickly expanding our Valley and adding more and more fun characters every stream! Last time, we brought home Moana and Maui, and we unlocked Dazzle Beach. Today we're going to meet the epic baddie herself - the one and only URSULA! She's been my favourite Disney character since I was a kid, and I'm hyped to get to play through her quest with you! Hopefully we'll convince her to come live in the Valley, too! Let's give it a try!
The stream will go live on YouTube at 1:00p...
2022-09-28 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
After your really bad day, we went out for dinner and now we're back home and you're still feeling pretty down on yourself. You deserve to feel so much better than this, to know how truly wonderful you are, to see yourself through my eyes. But I understand that's difficult for you right now. So I'm going to use a little technique I learned about at work to help you think about yourself a little differently - positive reinforcement. I'll reward you with one of your favourite activities for...
2022-09-27 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to the Bedtime Stories, my dear Patrons! We're in for another treat this month, with some mischievous Gods and Goddesses joining the fight and playing dirty - and slightly sexy - behind the scenes. Are you enjoying the story so far? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.
Fair warning - this month's chapter is battle-heavy. If intense battle scenes bother you, may be best to avoid this one. Pr...
2022-09-25 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Recently we had a minor fight at my work event, one that resulted in some very unexpected - and very hot - sex on the balcony, with my colleagues 20 feet away. While the sex was great, it brought up some issues that we hadn't discussed, namely some things that you felt were missing from our relationship. Since then, we've talked about things a bit more, and we seem to be on the same page now. But I get the feeling you still want more. You want me to push some boundaries in ways you don't ...
2022-09-23 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, my hydro went out! But I'm back now and we're good to go!
Thanks for your patience!
~B~ 💜💜💜
Last stream we brought Remy and his restaurant to our Valley. This time, we're going to focus on getting our friendship levels raised, and on bringing Moana and Maui home with us! If we can unlock the beach biome, that would be great, too. We have a lot to accomplish in 2 hours! Do you think we can do it? Let's find out!
The stream will go live on YouTube at 10:00am EDT. This will be a 2-hour stream.
Edit: There were some technical issues with...
2022-09-23 12:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we've been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can't get enough of you. You're my husband, after all, and I love you. I love being with you. I love trying to have a baby with you. Let's really make tonight count, okay? We still have a few orgasms left to enjoy before we leave tomorrow. So what are you waiting for?
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2022-09-21 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We had some work to do in our last stream before we could go and bring home any new friends, but now we're prepared to go and get a pretty epic one - Remy, the little chef mouse from Ratatouille! Let's go bring him to our Valley, and unlock some yummy recipes in the process. It's going to be a good day!
The stream will go live on YouTube at 1:00pm EDT. This will be a 2-hour stream.
Streams ...
2022-09-21 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This month's update was recorded live on Discord on Thursday, September 15th. We had a great time in the voice chat afterwards, just hanging out and talking about anything and everything. A huge thank you to everyone who joined in, and to my Mods for being there and helping out!
There was a lot to cover this month, so it's a long one! Please note, at the time this was recorded, the Artists' Event and Writers' Event were still open. As of this...
2022-09-19 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's early morning and I'm trying to sneak out of your roommate's bedroom before anyone wakes up. Unfortunately, you're already up and drinking coffee, so you catch me clumsily making my way out the door. I'm horrified, not wanting you to get the wrong idea. This is not the "walk of shame." You invite me to stay for said coffee and we end up chatting for a bit. We have some classes together, though neither of us has ever had the nerve to speak to the other. I explain why I'm here, though,...
2022-09-18 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Last time we met Wall-E and brought him home to live in the Valley with us. But there are so many others we have yet to meet! Chat had a bit of a wish list in the last stream, so let's see who we get to spend some time with in tonight's Chill Stream. Do you have a favourite Disney character? Have you played this game yet? Let me know in the comments while we kick back and enjoy a Saturday night in Dreamlight Valley!
The stream will go live on YouTube at 7:00pm EDT....