Welcome to my new improv series - Play My Cards Right! Why is it called that? And why is the image for this post two weird-looking cards with random sentences on them? Well, let me fill you in.
The point of this series is to give everyone a 'peek behind the curtain,' should y'all want one. (If not, just listen to the final audio, as normal!) The basic premise is simple - I will draw two cards, one from a Love Letters deck and one from a Sexy Messag...
2021-04-02 14:12:57 +0000 UTC
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Here's how to get one:
- Check my Hard Limits list (💜at the bottom of this post 💜) to make sure the audio you have in mind is possible. I don't want anyone to sign up for a commission and end up disappointed because they want something that's on the list.
- Once you've checked the list, r...
2021-04-01 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Click here for the Finalized audio and all of the details.
Unedited except for minor noise reduction. Enjoy!<...
2021-04-01 03:32:29 +0000 UTC
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The title pretty much says it all, but just in case - Commissions are now available to the $25 Tier! Spots are already filling up, so if you'd like a custom audio this time around, shoot me a message and let's do it!
Details on pricing and limits are here.
Payment for commissions will be made on or after April 1st. This is just to reserve y...
2021-03-27 15:11:03 +0000 UTC
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The weekend has been very long and we haven't been able to touch each other due to a houseful of people and your inability to keep quiet when things get naughty. You're insisting it's my volume that would be the issue and we just can't have that, can we? Let's just test that theory and see? We're on our way back to your place and I'm more than ready to end our dry spell, so it seems like the perfect time to play. Besides, sex in the car is delicious. First to get loud loses. And I'm fully...
2021-03-26 20:26:44 +0000 UTC
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Finally the time has come to offer Commissions again! Yay! I've re-vamped some things, updated the pricing structure to allow for more options and flexibility, and added a couple of things to my Hard Limits list just to make things a little easier. Please read everything below and let me know if you have any questions!
💜💜 A note re: Exclusivity: If you have previously received a commission and we agreed to Exclusivity, that still stands...
2021-03-26 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all. I'm figuring out some new things for the commissions this time around and I want to take advantage of Patreon a bit more while making things easier for everyone. Based on feedback from the last round, it seems like I need to offer more options for commissions in terms of length, editing, style, etc, but that requires more customized pricing.
Rather than have 25 different tiers (oh man, I'm getting anxious even thinking about that!), I thought it would be easi...
2021-03-25 04:41:50 +0000 UTC
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It's official: Commissions are opening April 1st!
Things are going to be a little different this time, with some changes to the two commission tiers. Specifically, the length of the commissions available have changed, so stay tuned for more details on that. I'm also going to be updating the limits list as well as addressing exclusivity a bit more in the next round, so if that's of interest to you, you'll want to read the updated info when it's posted.
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2021-03-23 03:36:04 +0000 UTC
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Since the last questionnaire I posted was pretty well-liked, and since this one was sent me to many times when it came out, I thought it would be a good choice for this month's Behind-the-Scenes offering! It's written by the ever-awesome MyAuralFixation, and since it's about music, it seems right up my a...
2021-03-21 06:04:26 +0000 UTC
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My favourite pair of warm socks are missing and I'm freezing. What's a girl to do? You're reading, minding your own business, but I really need you to warm me up. Nobody generates heat for me like you do...
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Pretty simple premise, right? Considering I'm always cold (she says, while wearing her favourite baggy hoodie and wool socks 😉😆), this one came to me pretty naturally. ...
2021-03-19 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We've been kept apart for months by the pandemic, unable to see each other because we live so far away and can't travel. Thankfully there have been some wonderful advances in sex toys over the past few years that allow us to play as though we're in the same room. I give you full control of my new vibrator and you listen in as you tease me, pushing me higher and higher, making my body respond to you, even though you're not physically here with me. Of course, my house isn't empty, so I have...
2021-03-18 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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I asked, you answered, and now we have the results! After a nail-biting race between a couple of contenders, we have a winner in our vote for the audio that needs a sequel!
The results kind of shocked me, actually! There were a couple of choices that I was sure would be contenders, but the winning audio was not one of them.
I threw the winner in at the last minute because it seemed like a challenge if anyone chose it. And it definitel...
2021-03-17 11:59:56 +0000 UTC
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I should know better by now than to bet against your favourite sports team. But I did, and I lost. Now you're taking your prize - me wearing a panty vibrator all day at work, with some really close calls. By the time I get home, I'm a needy, horny mess, and the only thing I want to do is finish what you've been teasing me with all day. But you have other ideas. Ideas that involve me on my knees, the vibe controller in your hand, and some very dirty fantasies...
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2021-03-17 00:01:01 +0000 UTC
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This month's update is a bit of a change from the normal 'here's what I'm up to right now' that these things typically consist of. Since not a lot has changed since the last one, I've done more of an introspective ramble on my first year making audios (the anniversary of my first audio posting on GWA was March 13th). It's completely candid, off-the-cuff, and most likely way more information than anybody actually wants, but here we are.
A huge <...
2021-03-16 04:09:22 +0000 UTC
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The middle of the night finds you awake and unable to get back to sleep. You wake me up because you're frustrated and you need help. I'm only too happy to do what I can to relax you, to release some tension for you, to make your body sing with pleasure so you can get a good night's sleep. Having you fall asleep in my arms afterwards is just a very nice bonus...
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It has been awhile since my...
2021-03-14 16:05:11 +0000 UTC
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You show up at my clinic looking for a note to return to work after a rather unfortunate injury to a very delicate part of your body. It's my job to make sure the injury is healed before I can give you the note. Not only that, but I need to know your experience hasn't caused any long-term damage to your ability to use that part of your body in a sexual situation. What kind of doctor would I be if I didn't make absolutely sure you were in perfect health before signing off? Full funct...
2021-03-12 22:01:43 +0000 UTC
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You've always called my Tarot cards 'hocus pocus' and teased me for being so interested in them. But today, when ...
2021-03-09 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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I should have called. Tonight was a big night, I knew that. But I got caught up at work and didn't remember to call you and let you know I was going to be late. This behaviour can't be tolerated so you'll just have to teach me a lesson. And boy am I looking forward to it...
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As promised in the editing time lapse video I release...
2021-03-05 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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You smell different tonight during our first movie-and-cuddle in my room. You bought new cologne from that shop downtown? From that girl with the braid? Oh. Maybe it's time we had a chat about our relationship and just what is allowed and what isn't. After all, I should probably tell you that I don't like to share...
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Not just Yandere this time, everyone - binaural Y...
2021-02-26 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Your mom's birthday is coming up and you want to make her a special gift. You've asked me to help you, so I'm teaching you to crochet and you're making her a scarf. It's a slow process, but it's a fun one for us, and it's coming together nicely, one stitch at a time...
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Who doesn't love a nice, warm scarf made by the hands of someone they love? It's the perfect gift, right? We all may need to see the de...
2021-02-24 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Warning: Video has a flashing effect due to the speed of the time lapse. Please proceed with caution if you are affected by flashing lights or this kind of effect.
Watch a full editing session from front to back! This is an audio from its raw state to the finished product, in 12ish minutes. I describe some of my process and show you a few of my tricks. The original session was 56 minutes long, so this time lapse moves pretty quickly. The audio is a basic one, n...
2021-02-23 12:53:23 +0000 UTC
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Hard to believe February's almost over, isn't it? This month's update is later than normal, my apologies for that. But better late than never, right? Find out what's going on in Beauty-land this month, what's coming up (hint: 2 new series!), and basically listen to me ramble for a bit. Fun times for everyone!
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Enjoy!
~B~ 💜💜💜
2021-02-23 03:50:34 +0000 UTC
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You've signed up for a medical study that requires you to provide certain samples collected in a controlled environment. As one of the nurses working on the study, I know it can be difficult to produce these samples in such a sterile, clinical setting. So I'm going to do my best to make sure you are able to give me the biggest sample possible, by any means necessary. Your consent form says you signed on for pretty much ...
2021-02-19 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Privacy hasn't exactly been plentiful lately, but when I've finally found some time alone, I have a few itches to scratch - and I want you to watch me scratch them. Keep your eyes on me as I get myself off with my hands and my favourite toys, and please, join me. But remember - you can look, just don't touch...
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There are no mentions of the listener's genitals in this one, so it's [F4...
2021-02-18 23:05:14 +0000 UTC
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We all know I love creating a good series, where I can pre-plan a story arc and develop a character over several audios. I can have everything nicely laid out before I record anything. But what about a - wait for it - sequel??
That's right, I said it!
Which audio deserves a follow-up? Which character do you want to hear more from? What story felt like there was more to tell?<...
2021-02-17 14:38:47 +0000 UTC
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I'm planning the Behind-the-Scenes editing video for this month, and in the interest of not making it 5 hours long, I'm curious as to what you'd like me to focus on?
- Are there parts of my process you've wondered about that I can shed some light on?
- Any questions you've wanted to ask about how I do things?
- Tips or tricks you'd like me to share?
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2021-02-15 19:23:23 +0000 UTC
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We almost didn't make it. But we got through the tough times and now we're reconnecting in the most intimate way possible while enjoying a much-needed vacation...
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Sometimes short and sweet says it all! This one is pretty basic, but super hot. And it's binaural, so really, can't go wrong!
Don't forget to tell me what you think of this one! I love hearing from you!<...
2021-02-13 23:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Twice a week, we get together, we have wild, passionate, kinky sex, and then we go about our lives like we don't know each other. Twice a week we pretend everything is the same as it's always been. But we both know it isn't. It hasn't been since you moved in next door and made me see you as more than just a John. And I don't know about you, but for me, this isn't working anymore. We need to decide, once and for all, is this business, or is it pleasure...?
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2021-02-12 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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You brought home a little 'surprise' for me not too long ago, something a bit out of my comfort zone, that resulted in an amazing night and some new ideas. Tonight, I'm returning the favour. We've talked about this particular activity and your interest in it before, and, well, we both like purple. But if you're not ready for this, that's perfectly fine, too. Let's just enjoy each other in the ways we're used to and let whatever happens, happen. It's all up to you...
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2021-02-05 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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