taylor titmouse

see-through plastic never should've gone out of style

i wrote ratna doing this and then was like 'wait now i need to make sure i know how to draw her doing this'

while she's in sleep mode

when your robot girlfriend who can't hold a charge so good these days powers down in the middle of cuddling

he has to get it just right

to steal my friend's joke: "right off the page is please i want your MAGNUM DONG"

hello hello it's the first of the month which means a new exclusive and reminders of when things'll be happening for anyone who just joined us.

this friday 9/6 the suggestion box will open for all $10 patrons, which will be collected the next friday (9/13) for a weekend poll. last month's werewolf gang bang extravaganza was spun out from a suggestion, as was the unicorn stockade...

a thorough inspection

Looks like a custom job.

i tried So hard to make text bubbles work, where she's going "oh oh oh" and ratna tells her to be quiet and she goes "oh oh oh" in a smaller font. but it just didn't look right. oh well!

Seeing You cover process

R/L's latest, Seeing You is out! i can confidently say this is my new favorite book from him, it is So unrepentantly horny in all the best ways. we love overwhelming public sex fantasies in this house. if you want some primo hardcore "jesus christ i am being psychically attacked by cock dreams during WORK HOURS" porn, you want to pick this one up. it is so good.

okay process post time

THUMBNAIL...

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"I don't know what to do--I'm stuck--!"
"Don't do anything! He's perfect like this!"

okay so i've decided to release this and the unicorn series from last month as collected PDFs, but poker night felt like it needed a little more for a proper ending. i've got 2 more after this but i think i'll save them for the book. the unicorns one* is finished though and i'll release it next friday (i don't wanna overlap with the next 2024-08-29 22:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post

working out the kinks after hours

this is not a sanctioned use of your workplace's android but who is going to stop you at 9 pm on a friday?

august 2024 exclusive: chique and some vampires

 i don't want to commit to how vampires work in fantasyland just yet, and i haven't drawn these babes in a while, so here's chique and the ladies of house gerhardt

fun fact: though this crossover could never happen, the ladies Do exist in the same continuity as roger and his own vampires. in fact countess gerhardt and grigori are longtime associates--their shared taste for subservient red...

touma, maru-ko, and shima

hi i'm back from vacation. i wrote an entire new part to objects of affection and totally restructured it. normally i'd wait to post until i had more art to go with it but i left before i actually designed shima there on the right and i want to post him now

anyway touma works in IT for a toy company, maru-ko belongs to that toy company as a receptionist, and shima is touma's friend. they are both totally normal about the new android and each other. 100% normal. definitely not engaged in...

marinette in some fancy undies

as it says in the title! some cute girl clothes.

i am currently on vacation so this post was ~queued~. i'll be back monday and will do the poll winner exclusive next week. remember that

Field Report: Raptorian

do you like big hot bird people? fuck festivals? scientists getting involved in the fuck festival for the purpose of studying it and getting turbo fucked by big hot bird people? lots of worldbuilding and philosophical discussion about spirituality and science???? and bird cock????????

then you should check out Field Report: Raptorian! authored by leo g, the friend who makes my epubs and the web version ...

morning mutton

this was a commission for an anonymous $10 patron~ $10 patrons can commission me any time.

(he/him)

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"Auh, auh, ah....................... Uh-oh."
[unrestrained barking]

and that's IT. i think. 14 parts is enough right. definitely make sure you click through your email to see the second half of this one.

maybe i'll do a final final follow up later but your boy is ready to draw SOMETHING ELSE. i hope you enjoyed the journey, and if you subbed just for this--i hope you stick around!

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Johnny doesn't say much, just whispered apologies and heavy panting--though that might've been something else.

i'm double posting because the next part is the end and i wanna be done with this before i leave for a trip this weekend lmao. i know none of you are mad to receive more porn

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"C'mon Johnny, don't be such a stick in the mud."
"Yeah Johnny, stick it in his--"
"Shut up, Jackie."

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Nothing but the sound of heavy panting, and the taste of slick, salty skin.

marinette and samart

so objects of affection is developing into a two-story thing Just about androids, first part being ratna and mari mouse, and the second part now being about these two. i'll save the pitcher plant short for something else, maybe i'll post it as an exclusive later.

anyway samart works in a call center and the only thing on this bitch of an earth he has to look forward to in life is coming home to marinette. he loves her and he loves taking care of her--a counterpoint to the ratna story, w...

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"I ain't waiting around to get my dick wet."

awoo. tomorrow's should be another exclusive~

august commissions 03

and that's the rest of em! deffo kept me busy but i'm Tired now and going on vacation next weekend so they're closed for the foreseeable. hopefully by the end of the month i'll be able to start work on the next GN and i'll have my "dayjob" back to fill my time lol. $10 patrons are of course still welcome to commission me any time from the link in the pinned post

• @lewdicat

• @nilbogdraws

• @Tief_In_Plaid

• An-Ironic-Kiwi

• @h3xh...

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"None of these hound dogs know how to treat a pussy like I do."

and we're back. you are going to see this same composition in a commission i'll probably be posting tomorrow. pretend i didn't do it twice. it was a good composition and i can steal from myself all i like.

calibrating your android

"Lift your pelvis three inches off the table, Mari Mouse."
"Okay!"

taking a break from the wolves today since it's been a full week of it and i wanna draw something else!!!

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"I got him in the game!"
"It was my hand what beat him! You already had a lick!"
"And I'll have another!"

the boys are fightiiiiiing

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"Nngh--nnh--!"
"Not you too, Mateo! Where's your self-control?"
"Oh, shut up, Johnny."

now that's what i call awoo. be sure to click through for the second pose!

also i'm sure a lot of you have seen the news about patreon charging extra for anyone who signs up via the app/apple ios: good news, you can't subscribe to adult patreons from the app anyway. so i am unaffected. lol. and if you're already subscribed you aren't affected either. so nothing is changing for us....

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The boss always gets the first go.

tomorrow's will be the next exclusive in the series >:]

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"That's right, Jackie. You don't think you get a go ahead of the boss, do you?"

normally this is when i would remind you to go vote but the lead is currently ahead by like 40 so i'm gonna say it's pretty settled lol

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"Let me go! Let me have him!"
"Not like that, Jackie! Control yourself!"

okay i did say all the werewolf ones would be exclusive but what i meant is the ones where a werewolf is fucking. jackie-ralph does not get to fuck yet.

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another batch of these! commissions are still open until tomorrow, i've got enough to keep me busy through next week so they will be closing after sunday. the form is a few posts back if you need to find it again.

these characters belong to:

• @ImBlu33

• @monilovestodraw

• knightofroses

• @wintermewart

• @Beastzeku

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"Really... really... wet..."
"Jackie-Ralph!"

these last two have 100% been an excuse to practice/get good at drawing tongues. anyway welcome to my clever ploy--all the illustrations in this series where there's a werewolf will be exclusive >:)

also don't forget to go vote! the poll opened today

August 2024 Poll (Closes Monday!)

heeeeeeere's your options!

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"Ought to be good and wet for what's comin' to you, city boy."

absolute last reminder for $10 patrons to send in suggestions. the poll goes up tomorrow!