XaiJu
micknasty

micknasty

patreon


micknasty posts

Your Dad's Kind Of...Interesting

Fuck it. Suspicious mom-shaped stay-At-Home giraffe dad. Whose also a former wrestler and like to keep in shape. Lifts the couch you're sitting on with one hand just to vacuum underneath it.

He's gonna bake so many cookies. You have no idea.


View Post

Quiet

He's gotta be pretty quiet. It'd be pretty embarrassing if he yelled 'Fuck my bunny butthole,' again with his neighbor's bedroom like RIGHT there on the opposite side of the wall.

---

Eh, prolly wont finish this, but have a lazy flat colored version at least.

View Post

The Derp

She has a question. The question is 'How strong are your bones?' She really doesn't like all that 'screaming for help stuff,' like that last guy did. It's kind of loud.

View Post

Thunderclap

Monthly Patreon reward for BigToni, whose frog gal twerking powers are off the charts.

View Post

The Juice on Rabbits

Thing is, he probably bought that on purpose, but forgot what it was.

View Post

THE HANDS

He was right:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53247821/


He was 100% right. Oh Dot. Please manhandle me with your monster claws.

View Post

This Is No Longer 'Kinda' Gay

Lol these frogs are total throwaway characters. They just fuck, and always in a pair. Their the annoying kind of guys that always complete each other's sentences and are constantly talking while doing so so that you never get a word in.


Also funfact: Most characters in my gallery are some flavor of bi or straight. Maxim, currently, is the only completely gay character.

View Post

This Is Kinda Gay

The frog boys are at it again. Also Maxim warmup.

View Post

Girly Boys

Day whatever of me trying to draw every day for a month.


View Post

Cows

View Post

Norm Ass

Normla warmups, but it's actually relevant this time.

View Post

Worship

Theodosia Pre-Bastian days. Just loving being worshipped.


View Post

Stable Time

They actually allocate an extra guard for Princess' "Stable time." There is literally not a person in the castle who isn't aware of this.

View Post

Fat Alien Asses Again

Normla Based warmups again. I dunno why I choose him all the time. I need to choose fatter models for warmups.

View Post

WIP Fucking Plushies

Continued. Might as well finish it. 

View Post

The Line

TFW you work construction, and very ironically do electrical work as an electabuzz. Except it wasn't irony at all. The only reason she became an electrician is because learned it through horny experimentation. And now she mysteriously is always last to leave work. The rest of the crew thinks she's crazy, but they'll never understand. They'll never understand the allure of a good 240V line...

Even cuts her own holes at the perfect height. Thank goodness she's good at drywall.

---<...

View Post

Alien Cops

Normla warmup today. Just him rp'ing a cop. Bout to law down the law on Bastian's dick, probably.

View Post

Monster Hands

Dot when I humbly request she use her giant monster hand to grab me by the fucking face, slam me against a wall, and jerk me off.


View Post

Propositions

Look...he gives great head, but you can't let him know that. You just can't let him win. He'll only get worse.

View Post

Eggs

Now hear me out...exeggutor is kinda thick.


View Post

Cold As Ice

Lol iunno.

View Post

FAT DROWZEE ASS

Dunno just was in the mood for some Drowzee. Actually I'm always in the mood for drowzee.

View Post

The Assistant

Just felt like giving this a go. Theodosia has a tiny advisor/assitant who's madly in love with her, and is slightly, slightly miffed that her master is in love with another man. And by 'slightly miffed, I mean 'assassination plots are underway.'


View Post

FIRE MONKE

Oh no. I drew the monke again. And now she's thicker.

View Post

Typical Night

"I just need to sketch something today. Something small. Wendell cumming through a blanket or something. That'll be fast. Should only take me-"


Several hours later. This has gotten slightly out of hand.

Do you think he has names for all of his plushies? What's the drowzee's name...?

View Post

Soaked

Taking your vaporeon into the shower for the authentic water pokemon experience. Also because when it's soaked through, you get satisfyingly lout plapping sounds.

View Post

Barney

Hey guys! Barney's coming back with a new show in 2024! Time to commemorate the occasion. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

View Post

Cowp

Theodosia the literal second she finds out Bastian likes cowprint.

View Post

Harem

Theodosia, wise, powerful, and lustful, spends her free time fucking her entire harem of slaves. Usually several at once. Men from cities and towns she's conquered, guards she's taken a liking to, anyone in the immediate vicinity. She keeps them (magically) drugged up and constantly lusting after her so that she has an endless supply of worship to feed her massive ego. Sucking one dude off, jerking off another, a third worshipping her vag, all while she taunts them and forces them to say how ...

View Post

Moms Everywhere

You may have noticed...that I have a type. Also Just tryna spend a bunch of extra time this month drawing and focusing on specific areas. 


View Post