Monkey Bones
Dear Diary: I think I'm gonna talk to her today. Wish me luck.
*Later*
Dear Diary: I don't want to talk about it...
2022-10-24 05:50:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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Life Magic
They bobbed and weaved. They danced to and fro. With every stroke of his bow, a loud, resonant note would erupt from his cello and the motes would frolic along with it. When he played fast, they would throw themselves into a frenzy, bouncing and shaking as they darted from one end of the room to the other. When he played slowly, they gathered close, spinning around him in circles, and following along with his hands. This was his kind of audience! They were more reactive than anyone he’d per...
2022-10-24 03:28:05 +0000 UTC View PostKoopa Clown Car
Ya'll ever wanted to fuck the Koopa Clown Car? No? Just me?
Eh
Part of an attempt to remake that clown cow of mine. I hated it halfway through.
2022-10-22 07:22:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe Light
My other half was right. Perhaps I AM too dismissive of the lesser types pokemon. They have much to teach me.
2022-10-22 07:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe Stables
Guard 1: Status report.
Guard 2: No anomalies, sir. Well, I mean the Princess is in the stables again, but that's nothing new. Her excuse was pretty good this time. She said she dropped a hairpin, and that it might take some time to find it. She rejected my offer to help, of course. We've come a long way since the old 'tending to the horses' excuse...She does know she can do whatever she wants, right?
Guard 1: I think she's just a little embarrassed, but Lord on...
Micah Redo
Someone mentioned Micah, and old character I haven't touched in ages, so I figured they needed a remake. And also some clothes, but I'm not quite sure these are it. Also not quite sure how to tag it. Micah can change It's sex at will, and doesn't give slightest of fucks what pronouns you use. One of the few characters of mine that's definitely more of a they/them. Eh, we'll just say 'man,' for now, cuz every other character I do with this shape is a man.
2022-10-20 20:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostPractice
Been going outside the tent more and more. The golems are still creepy as all hell, but they mostly keep to themselves. Moving barrels and boxes as always...Well, as long as they keep to themselves...
Anyway, sometimes while I'm out there I get to see the performers practicing their routine. That monkey is REALLY GOOD. And kind of cute too. I wonder what her name is...
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Nobody tell him. He'll be heartbroken. He c...
2022-10-20 19:47:23 +0000 UTC View PostHorny Bunny
Huh. Guess I didn't post this one. It was just some quick shit anyway.
2022-10-18 05:24:09 +0000 UTC View PostMONKE PART 2
Fixing this design up. Not only is the original plain because I did it in a hurry, I'm also just not sure of the colors. Gotta figure out an actual outfit. Something flamboyant that an acrobat/knife thrower would wear.
Fat Banette
Iunno. Someone posted one, I was like 'Yeah. That.'
2022-10-17 04:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostAssistant
An attempt make the Princess' personal assistant / person who helps her with all of her crazy ideas. Needs to be astute, decisive, and knowledgeable about the seedier parts of the world so she can (ideally) spot threats and shady business coming from a mile away.
Also has to have a fat ass.
Dancing
She was right. You do get used to them, kind of like those little floating things you see when you move your eyes, kind of...They get pretty noticeable when there are a lot of them, and there are ALWAYS a lot of them when I practice. I thought it was a coincidence, but they genuinely seem to gather when they hear music. I swear, it's like they're dancing.
2022-10-16 06:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Norsula
What if Normla, but also fat and cosplaying as Ursula?
Edit: Forgot the antenna.
2022-10-14 05:24:19 +0000 UTC View PostJessica Clown
What if Normla, but cosplaying as Jessica Rabbit. Poorly.
2022-10-14 05:23:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Shy Machoke GF
Machoke girl that frequents the gym and casually lifts by herself in the corner, just to keep kinda fit.
Here's the plan:
Approach.
Compliment Form.
Help Lift.
Befriend.
Help Lift More.
Help Lift For a Long Time.
Add Risque Undertones To Your Compliments
Frequently Lift Shirtless and Casually Imply She Can Too
???
Profit
2022-10-13 03:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostDerpeon 2
All hikers be on the lookout. There's a dangerous sylveon in the mountain. Follow the trail at your own risk.
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Been meaning to remake this one. She's big, dumb, has no idea where she is, she's uncoordinated, and can barely walk 5 feet without tripping, but whatever unconscious process controls those ribbons is so deadly precise it puts snipers to shame. They're deceptively long, and strike as fast as a venomous snake.
And once you're caugh...
2022-10-12 04:44:26 +0000 UTC View PostPumpkin Suck
When you wander into your family's pumpkin patch and get baited by a pumpkin.
2022-10-12 04:42:09 +0000 UTC View Post
More Pancakes
Ya'll want to stick your dick in his syrup'y, pancake ass? Softest butt this side of Mars
2022-10-11 00:10:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe Tent
Forgot to upload this one. Oops.
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Day 9
Spent some time today exploring HER corner. She says it's fine as long as I put everything back where I found it. Man, this tent really is huge. They're a traveling circus so it's nuts they have time to build something this big for one person. Maybe she had the golems do it...That would make a lot more sense.
2022-10-10 21:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostDay 'Fuck.'
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
Day ‘FUCK’
I’ve been practicing this SHITTY magic thing for days and now I can see these GODDAMN motes everywhere! They’re floating around my head, getting in my eyes, and ringing in my ears. They just appear out of fucking nowhere, without me even having to close my eyes. More importantly: I CAN SEE THEM THROUGH MY EYELIDS. I can barely sleep without them poking me in the face! Don't even get me started on trying to practice my damn instrument. Every ti...
2022-10-10 05:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostA Present
“Wake up, honey. I’ve got a surprise for you.”
Bastian rolled toward the wall of his tent as he pulled the blanket over his head. “Unless it’s my freedom, I’m not interested.”
“Trust me, you’ll love it. At least peek. Then you can go right back to bed, I promise.”
The little panda sighed. He couldn’t imagine what it could possibly be this time. Maybe a slightly better-fitting clown suit? How wonderful…He groaned as he rolled over again. He could bare...
2022-10-10 05:38:51 +0000 UTC View Post
