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Eh

Some shit I'm never gonna finish because I didn't like where it was going. That's what Patreon's for, I guess.

I wanted to make a clown character made of cake, and this wasn't it. 

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Jynx Fixed Version

Guys. Guys, I did it. I made the superior version. THE THICK, THIGH-FUCKABLE VERSION.

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Jynx

Jynx is like 4-feet tall. I'm surprised there's so little shortstack stuff. Shoulda made her thicker though.

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Bored Durgons

Patreon reward for Insight.


It's a durgon, and she's bored.

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It's Hip

I just...keep wanting to draw things. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS. What I do know is that I want to fuck the Minecraft bee.

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Gengar on Gengar

Meh

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Stay Frosty

I really like Froslass, so I randomly did this real quick.

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Hmph...

Patreon reward for Lizardguy

She had to get dressed for this. That's a lot of extra work, and Tanya's not a fan of extra work. Or work in general.

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This Fit Yesterday...

Patreon reward for rhoperg.


Maybe it's time for another trip for to Walmart.

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Muk Stuff

Just me being horny again. This muk definitely ain't just gonna hold you there. She's gonna grab you by both ends and pull you in and out like a big, purple, piston.

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Experimentation

Patreon reward for Lods E. Mone.


We see here the alien experimenting to determine the most effective means of pleasing one's ass. There's still much to learn.

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Some Muk Shit

Really want more of the muk in green lipstick, so I did this. Anyway, it's the 25th, gonna start with some Patreon stuff for you guys.

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Lucky Warmup

Just some shit I sketched up before getting around to commissions today.

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Only Once

 

So I'm a complete fucking idiot. I go to do a little writeup, as I often do for these kinds of pics, and say to myself. "I want to make this a little bit longer. Cuz it's a fun concept and I've been thinking a lot about it over the past few days. Not too long. Might take me a hour, at most."

2 days and 3700 words later, I'm a fucking idiot. Where's that meme pic of the guy slowly putting on clown makeup. That's me in more ways than one right now. No one even cares about thi...

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More Shit

I've started fucking around with perspective, because I need to do it more. What better thing to test it on than a ghost clown fucking a monster in its sleep.

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Normal Human Ass

I can't stop. Help.

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Normal Hyoomun

He's gotta blend in sometimes. Can't compromise the mission, after all. 


I kind of imagine the transformation back is a Sailor Moon-esque Magical Girl sequence.

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Alieums

Quick sketches of this girly little alien boy. Really like em, his ass at least.

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Periodic Posting Of The Rules

I need to make a habit of posting this more, or get off my ass and find a way to automatically do it. Either way, these are the rules and stuff regarding rewards sketches as well as the queue which I don't update all the time. Rest assured, I don't forget people, though:

Public Patreon Reward Queue: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NMCwKSq2lv...

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A Gungan

This is becoming a bad habit. I have my normal, random-ass, horny thoughts, shitpost about it on Twitter and then decide I have to draw it because, well, it's in public now. Oh well.

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You damn well know that somewhere, at some point in the Star Wars, there was a Gungan prostitute. Probably multiple, if we're being realistic. And ONE of em had to be fat.

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Piggin' Out

Patreon Reward for Helix

Regardless of your policitcal standing, I think most of us can agree that big titties heal all wounds.

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19

This week in "Things no one asked for. Ever."

Rule 63 Android 19.

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The 'Treatment'

Patreon Reward for Florian Deschanel.

I love me some weavile. The between it an gengar, it's hard to choose a favorite in the 'tiny, horny little shit' category.

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About The Future

Apparently Patreon may be dying or something. Fuck if I know, I don't pay attention to most rumors about ANYTHING to that effect, because as it turns out people are reactionary, stupid, and in the case of things they don't like, very, very hopeful that those things will actually die. So much so that they'll happily take any rumor and blow it  completely out of proportion. 


Anyway, I've heard some rumors that Patreon's totally dying, and ain't really given it much th...

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Hmmm

Work on commissions...or draw Lucky in a dress at 2 in the morning...

Decisions, decisions....

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Kweh

Patreon reward for Diftraku.


Birb

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Yeh

Just some sht I needed to get on paper real quick.

Would you fuck a boo? I'd fuck a boo.

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Hippo Hips

Patreon reward for Dragtail.

I like hippos. I like hippos a lot.

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Remember

No one remembers it.  No one remember the "Zombie" incident. No one remembers the power incident. No one remembers the giant clown looming over the city. I remember, and I wish I didn't.

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A lot of weird things tend to happen around Lucky. I wonder why.

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How Dirty

Don't let sleeping laxes get you. Get them first.


Had this sitting around. Thought I'd at least semi finish the sketch.

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