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Fat Ladies

That enemy from Spyro Reignited. They're just called fat ladies apparently, and I kinda wanna fuck one. Just something I sketched up really quick in between commissions. 


Edit: Did another one real quick.

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Patreon Rewards And The Queue

I need to make a habit of posting this more, or get off my ass and find a way to automatically do it. Either way, these are the rules and stuff regarding rewards sketches as well as the queue which I don't update all the time. Rest assured, I don't forget people, though:

Public Patreon Reward Queue: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NMCwKSq2lv.....

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Mashed

Per suggestion. Definitely not gonna do all of the sketches on that page, but this was certainly my favorite one out of the bunch.

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Mukjobs

As suggested by a weird bird in my window. Still just kinda playing around with this way of inking things. I think maybe in the future, this could be what I do for all flat-colored Patreon rewards. It's not TOO time-consuming, and doesn't look like complete shit. Not sure though.

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Wet Dreams

Been wanting to do this for a long time now. I've always kinda wanted a sexy Nightmaren gal for myself.  I wasn't planning on doing this today, but inspiration struck during a warmup sketch, and I was shitposting about it last night on Twitter so here we are. Penis version because there's no reason not to.

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Want Me To Finish Something

Been wanting to test out this fast inking thing some more. Are there any of my old-ass sketches, (or even some of the flat colored stuff, I guess) you wanted to see in a more finished form? It'll still probably be a flat color picture, in the end but all pretty with the colored lines and stuff.

Edit: This includes anything ever drawn, btw...roughly.


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The Shittiest Of Hunters Has Fallen

I'm pretty amused by the idea of a post-apocalyptic Megaman X alternate universe where all the Mavericks hunt down humans, (and I guess pandas,)  and drag them back to their robot cities where they live under Big Brother-esque conditions imposed by their sexual robot overlords. Bound by their programming, which was irreversibly altered by the virus of a mad scientist, they seek to please others in the best, most efficient way possible. So strong was this compulsion they took over the wor...

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Sleepy Kanga Moms

This is dirty and immoral...That's it. I got nothing else. Still hot though.

Someone wanted kangaskhan in that last poll. There you go. I realize this is more suited to snorlax, but I already did snorlax. Granted, I LOVE doing snorlax, but hey, requests and all that.

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Childhood Enhanced

Anyone remember the Wuzzles? Probably not. It was a shitty kids show from...probably the 80s, but I saw it a bit into the 90s, when I was but a young boy. I don't remember a single episode, but what I DO remember is that the character Hoppopotamus made me feel funny on the inside.

Childhood ruined? Pfft. More like childhood enhanced. My dick is beyond ready.

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Hog Wild

Wanted a more general/official pic of her since I think I'm gonna make her the subject of my next sale. Either way I tried a thing. As you may know, coloring the sketch is an extremely lazy and shittu way of coloring. I do it anyway because of time constraints, however I kinda want to see what's possible when I attempt to speed up the inking process. So I just sorta went for it. This is a messy, fast attempt at inks. I don't think it's too bad but it could definitely use some work.

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Some Toy Bullshit

I honestly need a lot more practice with non-fat characters. Whenever I draw them, they tend to take twice as long, and come out significantly shittier.

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An Orgy And A Half

Was up all night doing this. Wanted to do one more, but I was just a bit tired. Might get to that one later.

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Successful Field Test

All of these battle models have some rudimentary sexual abilities. They have, however, in testing been described as 'lacking,' in comparison to the specialty models. With some upgrades, they can be adequate, though.

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Started with this one because I kinda started drawing it when fat robot clowns were ahead in the polls. Fuckers change your votes like a change my shirt.

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The "Random" Pokemon Option

Oi, you fucks. If you're gonna choose that option, at least provide me with the pokemon.

BAKA

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You Buncha Weirdos

Being into robot clowns? PFFT. WHAT A BUNCHA LOSERS. *Nervous laughter* 


However, for the first time in a while, I'm feeling open to do something random, within reason. Vote and COMMENT BELOW WITH SUGGESTIONS and/or clarifications on your vote.

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S - Mash - Ing

It's the year 20xx. Genius sextoy designer Dr. Nasty goes insane trying to create the perfect sexbot. In his insanity he creates the F-Virus, capable of infecting any robot and turning it into a monster hellbent on pleasuring anything it sees. The virus rapidly evolves, many robots gaining an insidious and dangerous level of intelligence. They commandeer factories, laboratories, anything within reach, and with frightening efficiency repurpose them for their own devilish needs. Within months...

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Alone On A Friday Night?

Been meaning to do a version of this meme with Dot for a long time. May even make it my stream image.

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Lucky For You

Patreon reward for Sean the Rabbit. Now this is a common Lucky situations. I think he's handling it pretty well. Oh, also there's a dick version because he asked for one and I completely forgot to add it the first time.

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The Cloooowns!

Patreon reward for JesterJappo.


Sometimes you just gotta have some clown-on-clown action.

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A Sad Case Of The Not-Gays

Don't worry. This happens all the time. He'll go and find a slime or something to fuck. He'll be fine. Definitely not gay.

Wish I were faster. I've got a hundred of these sillier ideas that never see the light of day because they take so long. Maybe I need a simpler style, or something.

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Justice Incoming

This habit of sketching shit up as fast as possible before starting the days work is fucking amazing. It's because of that we get stuff like this.

I think we know her nationality now. 'MURICAN. She's about lay down some justice and then-some. 

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To The Bathroom

Common places Lucky catches you:

Alleyways
Bathrooms
Your Bedroom

Toldya we'd be doing more than one. Not sure when I'm gonna announce these.

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Dreaming Of Breakfast

Remember that time I was shitposting on Twitter about wanting to fuck Pancakes?

WARMUP SKETCH

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Stealth Frogs

Things are progressing as planned. Operation Stealth Frogs is a go.

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The Oni

Dunno if you know 'em, but  Crescent-Blue-Zero has an Oni character I really wanna bone. She's perfect for one of those "Bastian gets cocky and tries to fighting something 3 times his size and then in the next panel gets fucked" sorta scenarios. Maybe later. This was just a warmup sketch that took too long. I really gotta find a faster way to shade.


https://www.furaffinity.net/user/c...

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The Amazon

Everybody wish Helix a happy Birthday, and remember that if it's YOUR birthday, this could be you...

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Parasol

That one Kingdom Hearts enemy.  I'm really liking her lately.  I just know there's some fat, black ass underneath there, and I kinda want it to swallow my dick.

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DotRef

Welp, I was up all night doing this. Totally worth it. Glad to finally have one of these for the BEST of clown gals.


Posted using PostyBirb

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Who's Getting Fucked Today?!

Well as I continue work my way through some more Patreon rewards, I'm thinking we get going on the YCH thing. Been a while since we've done one of these, but it's pretty straightforward. Got a long list of dirty shit I wanna do, and I can't decide. HALP.

Protip: You can vote on multiple options. I just might be doing more than one of these.



All Aboard The Gengar Train

Kinda like this middle panel, except Toy's not gonna be th...

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Durgoneze

You know, I forgot about those fairy dragons I did, so technically this the third time I've done dragons. Oh well.

I'll probably be posting these to the public a little later tonight. $50 each probably? Iunno. I think also for the sake of my sanity, I'm gonna do away with the "ask for changes on em" thing. That's infuriated the hell out of me more often than not.

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