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WE’RE BACK, EVERYBODY! Hope you all had a good holiday break! The actual holiday part ended up being fairly uneventful, but it was nice opportunity for me and Leslie to just chill out for a bit, no big construction projects or comic pages. It definitely got me rejuvenated. Seriously, I have like…the oppo...
2021-12-31 03:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Since Christmas is this weekend and we've been super busy getting ready for that, we thought we'd take a break this weekend and enjoy the holiday for a bit. We hope you all have a wonderful holiday this year! Make sure to stay safe and healthy!
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Okay, real talk? Leslie and I are fucking WIPED because we just got done building THIS BITCH:
2021-12-24 01:08:32 +0000 UTC
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JOY TO THE WORLD, STEG HAS COME. The holidays are upon us! It's actually gotten a bit chillier over here. Which is good, because we need to keep cool as we bust our ass making this back deck! We got a little bit more done on the framing. I think we can get the entire floor done by Tuesday this week! Still trying ...
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Things are heating up! Not just in the comic, but here in real-life, too! It's actually just too warm. It doesn't feel like Christmas at all! We've got frogs on our house, bugs flying around. it's hot and humid enough to walk around in shorts...It's super lame! Louisiana Christmas is lame! Not only that, but we g...
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WHEW. Leslie and I did a bunch of work on our back deck today! Lot of moving wood, cutting wood, nailing wood. Nailguns are heavy. Wood is heavy! My bones hurt a lot! But we got a lot of work done. There’s even some walkable space! I think we can get the entire deck floor done by Christmas, but we’ll hav...
2021-12-13 02:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE! Not much to say tonight! Just been working and playing a whole lot of FFXIV: Endwalker, which as far as I’m concerned is the closest thing to a masterpiece I’ve ever experienced in my life. It’s my favorite thing in the world and I can’t believe so...
2021-12-10 04:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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Yeeeahhh, this is a pretty lewd, extremely self-indulgent page. We just really wanted to focus a lot on some very particular actions here, and I think it came out VERY nicely. Leslie is a genius at composition, I swear. Honestly, the longform nature of Rock Cocks is so good to us because it just let us make ...
2021-12-06 02:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hate to spoil the sexy fun times up above, but...we got a HAMSTER!
Presenting...HOGGERS!
We wanted you all to be the first to see him! Not that anyone else has really had the chance to...including us! He's V...
2021-12-03 03:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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Leslie was absolutely INSPIRED with these incredible pin ups. Don't worry, these lights don't burn! The only things hot here are Elizabeth and Dakota! I'm gonna be really sad when we take down our indoor Christmas lights once the season is over...
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All right, cards on the table: I just wrote this comic so I can get Steg in a sexy Santa outfit. I had to go through so many rewrites and comic ideas before we eventually got to this one, but I was SO determined to get Steg half-naked in a Santa beard. We even consider...
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Tomorrow, Leslie and I go out and get our booster shots! If you haven't yet and you're eligible, please go take care of yourselves and get that shot! With the holidays and winter season among us, it's only gonna get easier to get yourself or someone else sick if you're not masked ...
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Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! It was easily the best ever~! Had great fried catfish, took a trip to a local store and found a treasure trove of 90s anime goodness (lots of Gunsmith Cats single comic issues!), and played a LOT of Halo and Animal Crossing. This Thanksgiving was pretty good, too! Lo...
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Short blog post today because it's my motherfucking BIRTHDAY, BABY! And it's not on Thanksgiving this year, so no turkey for me! Leslie and I are gonna go get some delicious fried catfish and check out a local used book/game store. Top it all off with delicious oreo/brownie sunday and an evening of just dicking a...
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Yeah, I know what you’re all here for. I know why you clicked that email link. You want to know our hamster cage progress, don’t you~? Well, good news! We’ve acquired a 40-gallon fish tank for like $50! It was more than half off! Talk about a lucky break! I was basically out in town all day trying to s...
2021-11-19 02:05:30 +0000 UTC View Post
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We got started building our back deck! We’ve got…four posts in! They were extremely heavy and took a combined 320 lbs. of cement to hold into place! Absolutely ridiculous amount of weight for a nerd like me to lift and just carry around like it’s completely normal! My bones still hurt! But the importan...
2021-11-15 04:27:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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Whew, busy, busy week. Lot of family stuff, but we also lost power for 8 hours straight. It was a scheduled maintenance for our street, apparently. No food ended up spoiling, luckily enough, but boy, it was NOT fun. Power’s back on though, so we’re all good. We’re also gonna start on our next big house...
2021-11-12 02:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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So, we have a treadmill here, and the Switch is a perfect thing to play while you’re just mindlessly power-walking on steep inclines. The separated joy-cons are even great for swinging your arms around while playing! But unfortunately, I kinda ran out of things to play for a bit. JRPGs are pretty great to ...
2021-11-08 03:18:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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Whew, busy week. We got our Christmas tree and lights up, I assembled some furniture, the new Animal Crossing DLC dropped early, and tomorrow we’ve got a new couch coming in. We’ve never actually bought a couch before! We’ve always just been handed them down from family or roommates. But that hand-me-d...
2021-11-05 03:06:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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These pin ups are themed around tasty birthday sweets and exciting presents to open. They're also SUPER LEWD, holy SHIT. I seriously love how they came out. And Leslie had a real fun time working with birthday color palettes! Right now, Leslie's trying to figure out more ...
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So, my birthday is on the 22nd of this month, which usually means it either falls directly on Thanksgiving, or it falls close enough to the point where it makes more sense to just do Thanksgiving with a side of birthday cake than it would to get my family together for ...
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Hope you all had a good Halloween! Leslie and I didn’t do much. Living out in swamp woods not only isn’t as spooky as you would think, but it also means we don’t get trick-or-treaters. We DID finish up Squid Game though, and we’re planning on playing some Mario Party Horrorland after this page goes u...
2021-11-01 00:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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Don’t wanna freak you guys out or anything, but there’s like, 20 more pages to this chapter. So don’t go thinking it’s just gonna fade to black right here or anything. What’s going to happen next? Why, Seth is going to get a head start on filing his income taxes. Lot of really exciting tax write-of...
2021-10-29 03:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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Heh, sorry we're dragging out the tease just a liiiittle longer. We wanted to give this reveal some room to breathe, especially with what happens in the next couple of pages. Sometimes, big full-page reveals don't just look good, but also help the composition for future scenes. Though I do think it'd be fun to ma...
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WHEW! We were real worried we wouldn't get to upload this page tonight! The internet was out for a full 15 hours, from 6:00 AM to like 8:00 PM. It was hell. And It was getting a bit desperate near the end, because we REALLY don't want you guys to miss out on THESE particular pages. I'm sure you're all biting your...
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And we're BACK! This weekend was EXACTLY what we needed. Leslie and I just took a fucking break and played a bunch of video games. We haven't really had a moment like that in a bit where we just unplugged and...well, plugged into something else, really. But still, it was nice. And it gave us exactly the inspirati...
Here's that announcement I was teasing in the last post! I've been working on a cute, sexy little stripping game with my good friend Heptagon! Though admittedly, Heptagon did like...EVERYTHING. I just did some light testing and wrote the tutorial/will be writing the upcoming arcade mode, hopefully finished by the end of the year. But I AM doing the promotional stuff for it, incl...
2021-10-15 23:32:37 +0000 UTC View PostLook, I'm just gonna level with you, Leslie was summoned for jury duty for a fucking murder trial and this week has been nothing but hell for your favorite Rock Cocks artist. We can't go into details (one, because you can't bring guests to jury duty during covid so I couldn't sit in, and two, because it was a fucking MURDER TRIAL), but between jury duty, a follow-up doctor's visit, and getting sick, the experience this week has not been conducive towards drawing a sexy porn comic. Sorry, but ...
2021-10-15 02:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Thank you all so much for wishing Leslie a happy birthday! We ate some amazing cinnamon spiced carrot cake, got some of Leslie’s favorite sushi for lunch, spicy mcchicken sandwiches for dinner (Leslie’s OTHER favorite food), and played a LOT of Metroid Dread and Planet Zoo. Leslie says it was the best birthday...
2021-10-11 01:03:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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Unfortunately, as soon as we were done with this page, our internet just decided to stop. Writing this post now just waiting for the internet to come back, will upload as soon as it's up. It’s amazing how over a month now after the events of the hurricane, shit is STILL this fucked up around here. The roads ar...
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Just wanna sing Leslie’s praises as loud as I can because HOLY SHIT is everyone so CUTE in this page. Leslie is seriously the fucking best, I can’t stress that enough.
Leslie and I got a bed frame! We actually haven't had a proper bedframe in like, 7 years. Just threw our mattress on the floor wit...