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Man, rough day. Today, we managed to lock ourselves out of our house (we got back in, don't worry), Leslie's iPad nearly broke, and our coffee shop had a blackout that knocked out internet for a bit. Not only that, but our internet company has delayed installation for at LEAST another two weeks, so MAYBE we'll have internet by Feb. 28. NOT ONLY THAT, but a German shepard-looking dog wandered into our yard while we were letting our little chihuahua Bruce out to us...
2020-02-14 05:18:52 +0000 UTC
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We've got the framing of a porch built! By next weekend, we should be able to build enough to make it walkable! Which is great, because boy, the temporary stairs the trailer people left us are a death trap. They're poorly made, rickety as hell, have nails sticking out of them, and I've already fallen off of them once. Getting solid, sturdy stairs to our house is going to be a godsend, let alone the face that we're building an entire porch with them. Sitting on ou...
2020-02-10 04:39:42 +0000 UTC
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Still waiting on internet. It's getting dangerously close to their estimated completion date, but they apparently still don't have a permit from the electric company to use their poles. It's getting a bit concerning, to say the least. In the meantime, though, we've been getting a lot of home improvement done. I've been drilling and hammering and making this shit look so goddamn GOOD for the eventual video tour I want to make for you all. Still, can't help but fee...
2020-02-07 05:02:51 +0000 UTC
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Whew, busy day! Our house may be nice inside (despite the severe lack of internet) but the outside is still a mess. The construction crew left a giant pile of garbage out in our yard months back (mostly excess materials, plastic wrapping, damaged parts, etc) so I've been trying to get it into our outside trash can where it belongs. The problem is it's all so jagged and heavy...and our driveway is 1,000 ft. long. Loooong walk to take out the trash. The recent rain...
2020-02-03 04:57:06 +0000 UTC
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We're finally in our house, and to commemorate the occasion, we made some butler and maid themed pin ups! Steg and Suria rocking some sexy formal wear! But why stop there? We included some alternate versions of both pin ups, including sexier, skimpier versions of the outfits and even bonus, messy alt versions! Who's going to clean them up?! But that's not all, we continue into Clover and Coral's first date with a bit of drama! Let's find out a bit more about Clover, shall we? And of course, g...
2020-02-01 20:46:47 +0000 UTC
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Check it out! It's this month's pin ups (plus all the other pin ups, too)! Click here to see 'em!
It took a little bit of convincing for Leslie to do variants for these. She really loved the outfits she made and just wanted to stick with them. But after drawing topless versions of both, she got so inspired and into it that she then went and ...
2020-02-01 20:01:29 +0000 UTC
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Check it out! It's this month's Singles comic (plus all the other comics, too)! Click here to read!
I was a little worried about going as far as I did with Clover's dialogue here, but in the end I figured this would sell the grossness of her current co-workers and her discomfort working with them. God knows I've met people like this.
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2020-02-01 20:00:35 +0000 UTC
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Expect to see your new Patreon rewards soon! We're going maid/butler theme this month! Though I still have to figure out how I'm going to get 'em to you guys with no internet. Sadly, still waiting on that. Please, please let us have internet soon, I'M DYIN' HERE
See you on Monday!
2020-01-31 04:18:34 +0000 UTC
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New page! Bam! There it is!
Hoping we can start working towards 3 updates a week again at the start of next month. Going to be calling our ISP tomorrow to see where the hell out internet is. This shit is hell. A relaxing, quiet hell, but no internet is still hell. So tired of coffee shops already.
At least I've been able to get a bunch of writing done! Not just for Rock Cocks but a bunch of other secret stuff, too. But as far as Rock Cocks goes, we got some really great stuff in...
2020-01-27 05:15:11 +0000 UTC
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Still just getting by without internet. Wish I had more to report on, but we're basically just kinda waiting on that. Why do ISPs have to be so damn slow?
Until then, just workin' and watching old movies we have. Weird how lonely life feels without internet now. We supposedly have unlimited mobile data but I'm pretty sure they're already slowing our speeds down. Hell, I can feel it writing this post.
Other than that, this house has been amazing! As...
2020-01-24 04:20:05 +0000 UTC
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We got an official date from our ISP on when we should be getting internet! And it's...Valentine's day, at the latest. Hopefully it's sooner!
Our pland with our dick sticker provider fell through, so we'll be making our own. Unfortunately, that will have to be a next month thing, as house stuff kinda ate up all our funds this month. As soon as we get them ordered, we'll let you all know!
See you on Friday!
2020-01-20 04:43:30 +0000 UTC
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I know it's a bit more convenient seeing new pages like this, but I'm a bit worried that catching up on new pages is going to be difficult for new people. Not much we can do about it right now, so enjoy the Suria titties!
We finally got everything unpacked and situated! This place is AMAZING. No internet kinda sucks though! Only 30 more days til we get hooked up...I hope!
See you on Monday!
2020-01-17 03:20:40 +0000 UTC
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New page! Click here to...wait, it's right up there?!
Leslie and I are finally in our house! We've been spending the last 3 days just trying to get all our stuff in the house and set up. Unfortunately, we won't have internet for another 30 days, so we had to get a bit creative with how we get pages drawn and uploaded. I don't even have a way to create preview images right now, so we just have to forego the Google Drive links and post then wholesale. Please bear with us as we try and ge...
2020-01-13 04:27:46 +0000 UTC
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HOLY SHIT WE DID IT! Honestly, this was a surprise for us. The trim-out crew finished incredibly fast! We still don't have clean water or internet but holy fuck, we're going to SLEEP IN OUR HOUSE TONIGHT! We've spent the last 5 hours just unpacking and we still have so much more to do...god damn, though, does this feel good.
So yeah, sorry for no update. We'll be back on Monday with a hot new page. We'll try and get back to three updates a week as soon as we can! Thank you all so much ...
2020-01-10 04:42:17 +0000 UTC
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Well, this should be it. This SHOULD be the week where we move into our house! The trim-out guy for the trailer should be coming down around Tuesday or Thursday to finish up everything. We should also hear about our internet situation tomorrow, too. We still don...
2020-01-06 04:50:36 +0000 UTC
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RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE PETTY VANDALISM
Fucked up that Leslie and I might be living in our house just NEXT WEEK. I'm so ready. SO READY. GONNA LIVE IN THE WOODS AND MAKE PORN AND HIDE FROM THE WORLD FOREVER. AAAHHHHHH I'M DRUNK
See you on Friday...
2020-01-03 04:58:44 +0000 UTC
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NEW DECADE, BABY! LET'S ROCK THIS SHIT! The first pin ups of the 2020s are inspired by the terrible hardships we've faced in trying to get our house built...and that's LEWD N' NUDE MUD WRESTLING! Coral and Steg naked in a mud pit with the rest of the crew cheering them on! Don't like mud all over naked people? No worries! We threw in clean versions, too! Not only that, but the Clover/Coral first date comic continues! We're delving into their hopes and dreams. Will they ever come true? And of ...
2020-01-01 17:47:45 +0000 UTC
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Here they are! It's January's pin ups (Plus all the old pin ups, too)! Click here to check them out!
This one was actually inspired by all the fucking mud we've had to trudge through trying to get our house set up! Leslie and I never really understood the point of mud wrestling, but after drawing it, we can see the appeal. We still added a c...
2020-01-01 17:20:46 +0000 UTC
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Here it is! It's January's Singles Comic (Plus all the old ones, too)! Click here to check them out!
Ahh, tragedy. Don't worry, there's probably a happy ending by the end of all this. I actually got so into writing this scene that I went and knocked out the whole Coral/Clover date arc in one go. Working at the coffee shop has definitely hel...
2020-01-01 17:18:57 +0000 UTC
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I'm really loving how these scenes are coming out. I like Seth getting way more theatrical when he's trying to hide the fact that he's losing his shit. Of course, Suria's totally on board with this plan.
God, we are SO close to moving into that house. We n...
2019-12-30 05:00:30 +0000 UTC
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Hope you all had or are currently having happy holidays! Leslie and I got a rice cooker and a couple gift cards. It was a pretty low-key Christmas for our families. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! As you may have seen from my last post earlier today, OUR TRAILER ...
2019-12-27 04:34:41 +0000 UTC
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WE'VE GOT ELECTRICITY
See you soon with a new page!
2019-12-26 23:45:26 +0000 UTC
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SETH'S GONE FERAL! Leslie lost her shit when she read this part in the script. The next few pages are definitely gonna be interesting.
Sadly, no Christmas miracle for us, it seems. We got our electrical permit sent off, but our electrical company won't do ...
2019-12-23 04:00:56 +0000 UTC
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Our electric permit has been paid for and submitted! We are hoping, HOPING that tomorrow morning, we'll FINALLY have electricity to our house. The trim-out guy is sitting on the sidelines waiting to jump on our trailer and fix the whole thing up. All these peopl...
2019-12-20 04:03:23 +0000 UTC
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Man, arguments are really fun to write. I really love how Seth especially is coming out in this chapter and every character's reactions to him. Hope you all are liking it!
This is gonna be a BUSY WEEK. We should be getting another inspection from the Paris...
2019-12-16 04:32:58 +0000 UTC
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House update: WE'VE GOT A WELL! WE'VE GOT A SEPTIC SYSTEM! We're waiting on the parish's approval, and then we can get electricity and start the trim-out process to finish the house! GUYS, WE'RE ALMOST DONE! If all goes according to plan (which ...
2019-12-12 22:44:26 +0000 UTC
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HOUSE UPDATE: We've got a motherfuckin' WELL installed! Tomorrow, we should be getting the septic system hooked up, which means we can then get electricity running, which will then get water running, which means all the plumbing will work, which means the traile...
2019-12-09 04:26:56 +0000 UTC
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Uggghhh, this house has been the most anxiety-inducing thing in my life. Nothing seems to go right. We finally got the well started and it SHOULD be finished by tomorrow, but the septic crew still hasn't shown up to even get started. We have no idea what t...
2019-12-06 04:15:25 +0000 UTC
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Sorry about the delayed page! Leslie's still recovering but she felt good enough to finish the page up. She stayed at home and worked on this as best she could while I went out with her dad to work on the house more. We got PROGRESS: We got our circuit boxes al...
2019-12-03 03:27:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Unfortunately Leslie is still recovering from her sickness after all the cold, wet construction we've been doing. Somehow I didn't get as sick, but Leslie's still coughing and congested as hell. We're just gonna lay in bed and see if she can sleep it off this time. We'll have a page ready for you all tomorrow! Thanks for being so patient!
2019-12-02 03:41:17 +0000 UTC
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