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Page 253

We're back! And with a SFW page?! 

MAGFest was a blast and we got to meet a ton of Rock Cocks fans! It was great! But we literally just got back from an eight hour drive, so super short blog post. Long story short: we had fun, we're rested up, and we're inspired as FUCK. TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK! But tomorrow, we need some sleep.

See you guys on Wednesday!

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Page 252

New page! NSFW!

http://rockcocks.slipshine.net/comic/page-252-nsfw

We're at MAGFest, so super short blog post! Hard to update porn comics when you're in a LAN party. Expect another update on Monday!

See you soon!

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Page 251

New page! NSFW due to sleepy titty. 

Welp, tomorrow, we're leaving for MAGFest! And GOOD FUCKING NEWS: WE'VE GOT A BUFFER READY! We've got pages ready for Sunday and Monday, so even while we're gone, you guys won't be missing a beat! By the time we get back and settled in, we can get right to work on next Wednesday's page! Leslie really busted her ass getting all these pages done ea...

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Page 250

New page! Still NSFW!  Jeez, when are these people gonna put on some pants?

The first Rock Cocks of 2017! Hot damn!

...That's all I've got. Sorry. We're prepping for MAGfest and we're busting ass to get as much of a buffer done as we can. We're leaving on Wednesday so we GOTTA GET SHIT DONE. See you on Wednesday!

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Page 249

New page! NSFW! 

Sorry we're late! We ended up getting kind of backed up on rewards and stuff. But we got it all taken care of! We'll be leaving for MAGfest early next month (our first actual vacation since our honeymoon!), so we're going to try our best to build up as much of a buffer as we can so we don't miss an update! Thanks for being patient with us!

This nightmare y...

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December Patreon Rewards

Boy, it's awfully nipply out, isn't it? No? Well, it sure is over at these cool-ass Patreon rewards! For this month, we've got Ice Queen Roxanne and Jack Frost Seth, rocking some chillingly sexy outfits in the snow. These are some seriously good-looking pin ups, easily the best Leslie's done! They were a lot of fun to make, and we think you'll like them, too! For this month's especially lewd Singles comic, our favorite secretary shares her New Year's Resolution! Fans of Elizabeth won't want to m...

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Page 248

New page! NSFW!

And don't worry, this won't go the direction you think it will. I hope our comic never does! We like going for funny twists and turns while not being subversive just for the sake of subversiveness. Embrace and amp up the tropes and cliches you like, subvert and avoid what you don't! That's my motto! Hopefully it's worked out for us so far.

See you on Friday!

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Happy Holidays!

SEASONS GREETINGS, GUYS! We're having a merry, merry Christmas here, and we hope you're enjoying the holidays just as much as we are!

Unfortunately, Leslie's wrist is hurting, and we think it'd be a good idea to take Christmas off to make sure she doesn't sprain anything. So, sadly, no page ready for Monday (I know, even after my last blog post). But we DO have a sneak peek for you guys! 2016-12-25 00:44:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Page 247

NEW PAGE! NSFW! Rock on, Suria. 

Happy holidays, everybody! We'll be marathoning Christmas specials all weekend long on our synchtube. Go check our twitter or tumblr for links to them! We'd love to watch terrible Christmas cartoons with you guys! Either way, hope you guys all have fun! See you after Christmas!

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Page 246

New page! 

This was a fun page to do. Me and Leslie kept going back and forth with different ideas and colors and constantly finetuning it all day. I think it came out great! The next page is gonna be EVEN BETTER.

Also, update schedule is finally posted on the main site! Monday, Wednesdays, Fridays! REMEMBER IT! HOLD OUR FEET TO THE FIRES! WE GOTTA DO IT! Unless Leslie's hand explo...

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Page 245

New page!  Surpisingly, it's SFW!

This is gonna be an interesting week of updates, I can assure you. Buuut Leslie's feeling sick, so I'm gonna cut this post short and get her ass to bed.

See you on Wednesday!

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Page 244

New page! NSFW!  They're still going to be naked for a while.

We've got some really cute and sexy winter-themed rewards lined up for this month, and I can't wait to show you guys. As soon as we're done with commissions, we'll get to work on them.

That's about all I got, though. See you on Monday!

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Page 243

New page! NSFW! 

So, we officially announced to the public that we're updating on Monday/Wednesday/Friday! Now we HAVE to commit to it! The pressure's on, baby, but I know we can do it! After all, we've got you amazing people backing us, don't we?

Tomorrow is Leslie and I's anniversary! We had a cheap dinner to celebrate today, so tomorrow we'll be working on more Rock Cocks. ...

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Page 242

New page, baby! NSFW! 

Man, Steg and Suria are really fun to write. I'm not bragging or anything, like "oh look how good of a dynamic I've created hon hon i am the best writer", I just have a lot of fun writing Steg and Suria's interactions. Which is good, since they're the main characters. I hope you guys have fun reading them. What other character dynamics do you guys like? Let me...

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The Vintage Collection

Hey guys!

For all new Patron pledgers and for those that just lost track of it, here's the link for The Vintage Collection , the catalogue of all old (and some new!) Rock Cocks comics and art from yesteryear.

This will probably be the last Patreon post linking it, but luckily, Patreon has a useful new tag feature! On the left s...

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Page 241

New page! NSFW! 

How you guys liking Monday/Wednesday/Friday updates? We're gonna try to keep this motherfuckin' train rolling!

So, our poor chihuahua Bruce hurt his back and he's been sore all day. He's fine, but he's currently sleeping in my lap with my arm as a pillow. My arm is asleep and I can only type with one hand, so short blog post today.

See you again soon!

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Page 240

New paaaaage! AND NSFW! 

Not much to say. Here's where the chapter REALLY kicks off. Can't wait til you see the next few pages, which won't be long! See you again on Friday!


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Page 239

Just a title card page, as promised. 

We've already got Wednesday's page all done! Technically, we've already got a buffer! I think we got this update schedule DOWN, baby! We're going to wait a week before we officially announce it to the world (make sure we can get even more pages done), but you can expect this week's updates to happen on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! Or, just Wednesda...

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Page 238

New page! 


Really proud of how this page came out. Leslie's art really shines here, she did some truly amazing work.


Next update is just going to be a title card page, and while that's not too terribly excited, it's essentially what's going to let us start doing a consistent update schedule for Rock Cocks. With a super easy page to start out with, it means we ...

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Page 237

New page! 

Sorry for the lack of updates this month. Starting next week in December, we're going to try to stick to a Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule. We don't have as many commissions to do this month, so I think we can manage it and maybe even start getting a buffer going. I swear we're going to get a buffer going someday. It's always dangling in front of us, just out of reach, but TH...

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Page 236

TRACK 7 START! 

Thank you all for being so patient! We were kinda busting ass on this page, so short little blog post for right now. We'll have more to talk about on the next updates. See you again soon!

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November Patreon Rewards

Do you hear what I hear?! Those sleigh-bells ringing? Those reindeers dashing through the snow? Those heated moans and erotic noises? Oh, wait, that's just our HOLIDAY PATREON PIN UPS, BABY! Christmas comes both early AND twice in these two sexy yuletide pin ups. We've got Seth opening his barely-wrapped present in one, and Santa Redd having to "discipline" one of her naughty elves in the other. What wonderful presents, and you won't have to wait until Christmas to open them!

This month's Sing...

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Track 7 Sneak Peek 3 (Mild Spoilers)

We're back with another sneak peek! This time of a different location we'll see in the next track. Can you see why we needed the extra time to prepare for this chapter? Shit's a lot of work! I don't envy Leslie, but she's still managing to have fun with it, so that's good. 

Only one week left! See you again soon! 

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Track 7 Sneak Peek 2 (Mild Spoilers)

Another sneak peek! This time, we've got a new character...sort of. If you're a long-time follower of Rock Cocks back before the reboot, you might remember a character named Dakota. He's gone through a complete redesign, both in personality and looks, but essentially maintains the same role we originally intended for him. We think he's cute as hell and I think you guys are gonna like him, but we're going to be as vague as we can to avoid spoilers!

Expect some more sneak peeks next week!

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Track 7 Sneak Peek 1 (Mild Spoilers)

Hey guys! Sorry we've been so quiet. We've been hard at work on both Patreon rewards and Track 7 preparation. But we've got something to show you!

Here's some studies Leslie drew of a thing we'll be seeing in the next chapter. It's going to be pretty prominent, so I'm glad we took two weeks off to make sure we get the design just right. I think Leslie did a fantastic job on it. We'll probably add more details to it in the final comic, but this is a great starting point. Also, good to get some ...

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Page 235

New page! Last page of the chapter, even! NSFW! 

Yes, that's right, that's the end of the chapter. Probably not what you were expecting, right? Don't worry, you'll like where the next chapter picks up. However, we're going to be taking a two week break to take care of Patreon rewards as well as plan for the next chapter. There's a lot stuff we have to prepare. New characters to intr...

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Page 233

New page! NSFW.

I don't have any jokes or light commentary about what happened on Tuesday for us Americans. I won't go into politics here, as this isn't the place for it and you probably already know my thoughts. But I will say that I think our country has failed us and to everyone affected, I am so ashamed and so sorry for how our nation has treated you. Please, stay strong and stay safe. We'll d...

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Page 233

New page! NSFW!


Had to stay up late, but we got this page done! This scene is about to reach its climax! I'm definitely interested to see what people think by the end of this scene. I hope you guys have liked it so far!


See you again in a couple days!

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Page 232

New page! NSFW!

We're posting this page a little late in the week, huh? Don't worry, we're probably gonna have another page ready by Monday. We're already working on it, plus the Patreon rewards! Busy busy busy.

See you tomorrow! If not, go vote, all our American readers! Thank you again!

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Page 231

New page! We're not done with the NSFW yet!


Ha, sorry I'm always kind of light on these blog posts. I just don't really have much to say. We play a lot of video games, and I don't wanna bog down our Patreon with posts about my thoughts on video games. Thank you guys for being so patient with us!


See you again this weekend!

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