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A Gentleman’s Guide to Fantastic Beasts: Chapter 11

A Gentleman’s Guide to Fantastic Beasts: Chapter 11

Commissioned by Citino

Wordcount: 2500

Wealth.

Influence.

Power.

Humanity has always squabbled and fought for all three.

As tribes, we sought out the best lands and hunting grounds, killing those who would take them from us without question. Those who led soldiers and controlled violence became chieftains and leaders, and demanded tribute from those they protected, so that they ...

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Hell or High Water (1.3)

Hell or High Water (1.3)

Commissioned by Sivantic

Wordcount: 2500

The Krogan, Wrex, gazed at me from across the vehicle bay. He had a soldier’s countenance. Ready to fight, ready to kill, and ready to save his own life. All who passed him by were weighed and measured as threats.

He feared no one aboard the Normandy.

But he did acknowledge the greatest threats to him.

The three of which were myself, Shephard, and Vakarian.

Vakaria...

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Elf Ojou-sama 3: Elf Oujo-sama With A Vengeance

Elf Ojou-sama 3: Elf Oujo-sama With A Vengeance

Commissioned by Althero

Wordcount: 1000.

Riveria leaned against me in a decidedly un-princess-like manner.

“Hachiman, I require attention and care.” Riveria complained, while I looked over the Loki Familia’s next expedition plan. I checked the hourglass and it was about half-full. Yep. I’ve been away from her for three hours. This was going as expected. “Grant me both.”

Spend time wit...

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Somehow, The Countryside is Different: Route Ran 2

Somehow, The Countryside is Different: Route Ran 2

Commissioned by Shaderic and Arksoul

Wordcount: 5000

I never thought that the price for entering manhood would be bedridden for an entire day.

However, I also imagined my first time to be a nervous, fumbling, and terrified affair in which I’d mess up in more ways than one.

Instead… instead I got pounced upon by a dangerous beast.

The door to my room opened and the aforementioned indi...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 65

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 65

Commissioned by Arksoul

Wordcount: 2500


Unsurprisingly, once again, I found myself straight into the sky after clashing with Ur.

Despite the fact the tanned Amazon was wearing only a backless, high-legged leotard and bandages around her arms, while I had a blunted sword, a handheld crossbow, and both magical and physical protection, the results were conclusive: I fucking sucked at fighting.

Kurama clapped polite...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 64

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 64

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

“What am I looking at, Henri?”

A Zombie lay on the table, one of the ones that Henri took with her when I recruited her for Ylstu. Since then her Zombies followed her commands, committing themselves to menial labor, and largely staying out of trouble. I made it so that their wages went to Henri, and charged her with making use of the money so they weren’t stinking up t...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 64: Interlude: Reiser

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 64: Interlude: Reiser

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

The Hellhound came forward with a furious, bestial fury that most would consider a berserker rage… and die the moment they confronted it such.

Hellhounds were amongst the strongest of the Kindred. Even magical blades could melt against their skin, and if they found purchase, their blood could be so incensed by battle that their it would set alight all it...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 63

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 63

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

Food was the beginning of Ylstu’s growth, and I had no intention of letting that stop being the case.

Kindred magics might limit things in the cities, but with the imminent rise of the peasantry’s wealth, and with them mostly scattered and far away from the reach of those who could just magic food out of thin air… it was a good time to invest in the culinary industry.<...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 62

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 62

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

Roseanne thought that agreeing that officially getting my help would lessen the amount of work she had to do.

Naturally, she was completely and utterly wrong, because taking shortcuts with magic fucked over Kindred society fiercely. It wasn’t even just the fact that they were mostly making food with magic to supply themselves, but also the fact that their industry practica...

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Sword Wedding for Lambo (AGG: Rise)

Sword Weddings for Lambo

Commissioned by Citino

Wordcount: 2500

Primi leans her head against your shoulder, as you slowly dance together across the dance floor.

Many others have already retired, leaving the two of you alone in a ballroom with empty chairs and tables, and as you hold her in your hands dancing to an invisible tune… you can’t help but recall the room you first met it.

It was also a mess of empty tables and chairs.

“Hm...

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Vault of Ancients (AGG: CORE)

Vault of Ancients

Commissioned by Althero

Wordcount: 1000

Your name is Sun Falls Beneath the Waves and you’re at a complete loss.

The human offers you a small smile of understanding and pushes a cup of coffee towards you, while you lean upon the table and hold your head.

“And… all the civilizations that exist can do NOTHING about them?” Aspects. The mere thought of the extradimensional existences that now exist shake you to your core. ...

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Sheridan Creighton’s Normie Retirement REEE.

Sheridan Creighton’s Normie Retirement REEE.

Commissioned by Sivantic

Wordcount: 2500

You awaken to the scent of freshly made coffee emanating from a cart filled with breakfast.

You blink, and the next thing you know, you are seated upright, with a tray upon your lap, and with Elena at your left.

She’d pushed the cart into the room, and prepared the breakfast, yet both of you are now once again clad in pajamas and ready to start your day.<...

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A Way Home (MLGN/FSN)

A Way Home

Commissioned by Marteddu

Wordcount: 2500

It was a miracle that all my friends managed to contain themselves until lunch, before they pounced upon me with a myriad of questions.

“How was it? Magical? Amazing? Absolutely hedonistic?” As I expected, Hayate’s mind was in the gutter as she leaned forward with a near-crazed look in her eye. Despite the commander’s uniform that she wore, I could only see a young girl who needed to reign ...

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An End for a Hero (FSN/MGLN)

An End for a Hero (FSN/MGLN)

Commissioned by Marteddu

Wordcount: 2500

I took a breath, calmed myself down, took hold of the doorknob… and entered the café.

Warmth spilled over me, along with the scent of freshly roasted coffee, as I crossed the threshold.

It was supposed to be simple.

I wasn’t supposed to feel so nervous by just opening a door.

Yet, despite Fate and Hayate’s encouragement ringing in my ears, I wanted to run ...

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On the Precipe Between Worlds Chapter 11

On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 11

Wordcount: 2500

Commissioned by Marteddu

Fate watched and listened intently as Emiya and Yuuno both pored over the strange construct they retrieved from the broken warehouse.

“There’s definitely a lot of protections against analysis on this. Just about every single form of sensor we have at our disposal can’t make heads or tails of it.” Yuuno bit the end of his pen, while he circled around the object....

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Somehow, The Countryside is Different: Route Ran

Somehow, The Countryside is Different: Route Ran

Commissioned by Shaderic and Arksoul

Wordcount: 5000

Usually, after returning from a summer in the countryside, I can look forward to a few months of peace before being involved in strange, weird things. After several years, starting from the very time I visited the countryside, I became used to having a normal existence between bursts of LN shenanigans involving Youkai, Shrine Maidens, and literal Kami. View Post

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 61

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 61

Commissioned by Arksoul

Wordcount: 2500

The more I do, the more I need do, in order to make sure things don’t end up absolutely fucked.

Ylstu was naturally beginning to attract more attention, courtesy of my recent marriage, my victory over the Dullahan, and that time I nearly committed several warcrimes.

The usual.

Ashe and her werewolves reported an increased number of Empire scouts, Adventurers, an...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 60: Interlude: Henri

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 60: Interlude: Henri

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

Born to nobility and raised to rule, before the betrayal of my people, I became familiar with the sight of towns. With my mother and father, I visited many townships which fell under my family’s control, in order to take stock of the realm. While tax collectors and census takers dealt with trivial matters, my family and our guards took to the outskirts of our r...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 59

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 59

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

“Kurama?”

“Yes, my lovely, amazing husband?”

“Why are all the maids from the villa not inside it anymore?” All the Kikimora who attended to me while I was in the villa lined the way out of my home for the last few weeks. Each one was clad in the classic, French maid outfit complete with ankle-length skirts, which I appreciated. However, what I didn’t appr...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 58

  

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 58

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

I expected every single one of my plans to be overridden the day of the actual wedding, because Kindred have proven themselves time and time again to be absolutely, horny sluts lacking in self-control. 

Everything about the wedding that I changed in the wedding was directly aimed at lowering the levels of eroticism present in the temple. There weren...

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Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 57

  

Unfortunately, I’m Not A Hero 57

Commissioned by Shaderic

Wordcount: 2500

Roseanne entered my waiting room with a single knock on the door. Despite the fact that tradition dictated men in this world are supposed to be only surrounded by their fellows at this time, the Demon Lord walked into the room without a single ounce of hesitation. 

Careful, Roseanne, if you’re not considerate about my fragile feelings, I might cry, ...

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A Gentleman’s Guide: Chapter 10

  

A Gentleman’s Guide: Chapter 10

Commissioned by Citino

Wordcount: 2500

For the first time in my new life, I looked upon a forest. It was still in the distance, set before a massive mountain range that utterly dwarfed it. Not only that, but it was a small forest, composed of merely decades-old saplings, instead of towering towers which covered all in their shade. To compare it to those I looked upon in my past life, it was a measly sca...

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Elf Ojou-sama 2: Elf Oujo-sama Harder. (Transdim Omake)

  

Elf Ojou-sama 2: Elf Oujo-sama Harder.

Commisioned by Althero

Wordcount: 1000.

“Hachiman, look at me please.”

“I’m not a dog, Riveria.”

“Yet, you are being intensely obstinate and ridiculous.” 

“Obstinate: yes. Ridiculous: absolutely not.”

Riveria sighed and shook her head, while she cast her gaze upon the house. The house that was away from the rest from the Loki Familia, because she thoug...

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We Saved Reality So We Tried Livestreaming (AGG: Rise.)

  

We Saved Reality So We Tried Livestreaming (AGG: Rise.)

Commissioned by Chaosbrain

Wordcount: 1000

“Welcome everyone, thank you for coming. Today on Exotic Aesthetics, we have a special guest with us today: Coda.”

“Hello, it is nice to meet you all.”

Rabbit 124: Smol gf?

Rabbit 343: Bruh. 

Rabbit 431: Pocket--*Banned*

Rabbit 323: IRL shoulder lo--*Banned*

MiyakuroKita: Oh, for fuck’s sake Li, why...

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You're My Thrill (Watchmen/Mass Effect) Chapter 2.

  

Hell or High Water (1.2)

Commissioned by Sivantic

Wordcount: 2500

The Presidium, a den for snakes, salesmen, and politicians for the entire galaxy. While children crawl, live, and die in vents miles away, they live in luxury growing fat and bloated off the misery of others. Asari whores, Turian thugs, and Salarian murderers in suits and dresses live next to floating gardens and artificial rivers, while soup kitchens and clinics can bare...

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On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 10

  

On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 10

Wordcount: 2500

Commissioned by Marteddu

According to Emiya, the Enforcers of the Clocktower are Magi who specialize in hunting down their fellow Magi, and ensuring the rules of their society are kept. They are feared by their fellows, as their Magecraft is focused entirely on combat, and overcoming the abilities of their fellows in order to capture or kill them. It would be accurate to state tha...

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On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 9: Interlude Shirou Emiya

  

On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 9: 

Interlude Shirou Emiya

Wordcount: 2500

Commissioned by Marteddu

The apartment window had a commanding view over the harbor. Cargo ships flowed in and out, unloading their cargo by cranes, before being stocked by new cargo to take elsewhere.

It looked so similar to the harbors on Earth that it was easy to forget that I was on another world.

And, that I’ll never go back to...

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Interlude: The Monarch 3

  

Interlude: The Monarch 3

Commissioned by Arksoul 

Wordcount: 2500

The speed with which humanity’s cities changed always surprised me. In a mere century, a village can become a city, going from hundreds to thousands of peoples from all over the world. Not only that, but they incessantly change, advance, and find different ways to do everything for reasons that range from the obvious to the nonsensical. 

I believe that a...

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On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 8

  

On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 8

Wordcount: 2500

Commissioned by Marteddu

“Well… what do you think? The two of you have spent the most time with him, so should we be worried?” Hayate sat behind her desk and did her best to stay calm. Fate, however, could see that her friend was trying to suppress both trepidation and nervousness. Though the auburn-haired woman looked as though she was simply seated behind her desk, her hand...

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On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 7

  

On the Precipice Between Worlds. Chp. 7

Wordcount: 2500

Commissioned by Marteddu

Fate pressed her fist into Emiya’s stomach, and as she felt him go slack to turn the blow into middling concern at best, she brought up her fist towards his chin.

His counterattack stopped inches away from her face, as she lay her gloved palm beneath his chin.

“It’s my loss. Again.” A wry smile played on Emiya’s face, as he shook his h...

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