Negaverse: Silver Maiden Quest
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Commissioned by zomgmikeftw
Word Count: 1004
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Another day, another day towards perfecting humanity and ensuring peace for all time!
Some might find it hard to wake up, especially after their first time waking up involved Lucifer feeding them his blood, and being sent into the past by sacrificing an infinite number of lives, but you’re an optimist.
That’s all in the past!
Literally!
That was a...
2018-08-22 15:05:51 +0000 UTC
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Wrecking the Database 6 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)
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Commissioned by: Weise
Wordcount: 2548
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Farming kills the soul, whilst quests are the balm that soothes it. Hours and hours can be spent never getting a certain drop, while the rewards of a quest are always guaranteed. In the world of MMOs, a good, repeatable quest is something to be wept over, jerked off to, and venerated over in on online forums. Yes, without a doubt, somewhere there is a moe ant...
2018-08-20 22:51:54 +0000 UTC
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Phantom: 5
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Commissioned by Blfqy
Word Count: 2526
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The number of errors that can occur are many. Lucifer may have a whole slew of tricks at his disposal that can bring you harm. Awakening him by taking out the shards within him will surely prove to be an immensely challenge, both because of the danger her presents and the fact that you have two individuals weaker than you and yourself. Hyoudou and his alternate self are undoubtedly more fragile than ...
2018-08-19 22:33:18 +0000 UTC
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What.
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Commissioned by Patreon Special.
Word Count: 2110
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Lolicons are worse than trash. As a big brother with a little sister, should I find that someone is into fetishizing little girls my reaction to them is minimally cutting off relations. I will make them not my problem forever and ever. The exact same way I’d treat a some excrement on the sidewalk, I won’t acknowledge their existence, and let them be the problem of some civil ser...
2018-08-18 23:33:51 +0000 UTC
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In the interest of ensuring this account shall not be purged, smut and smut accessories shall be posted on an age-gated website henceforward.
My apologies for the inconvenience, but I rarely write smut, and risking everything for one post or two is rather silly.
Should the commissioner request it, I can still send it to them ten days ahead of anyone else!
Just inform me via PM and it shall be done.
2018-08-17 21:31:53 +0000 UTC
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SSS: Tomoe
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Commissioned by Blue Flaming Wings and Ichypa
Word Count: 3538
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I am a manslayer.
I was born of ash-brick furnaces composed of those who failed to meet the standards of my clan. The blood of prisoners tempered my steel, the minute iron within seeped within me, and their wish to live permeated my existence. My original hilt was both composed of human hair and hide. The scabbard which held me was grown of a black tree fed with the corp...
2018-08-17 15:29:56 +0000 UTC
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Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Teen Troubles
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Commissioned by Patreon Special
Word Count: 3049
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Those who can’t do: teach.
That’s one of the most stupid phrases ever said.
Allow me to explain.
The average human being is a miserable sack of shit that thinks it’s the best thing to ever grace reality. Sure, you might say that’s a baseless assumption, but tell me this: have you met a single person who just accepts being ...
2018-08-14 15:27:37 +0000 UTC
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Rias 5
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Commissioned by cjdavis103
Word Count: 2055
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Mahou Shoujo had spectacular ends to all their battles. They went BOOM! Wham! And, then they’d finish off all the mooks with a huge attack, before attacking the final boss! Then, when they’re on the ropes… the turnaround! Then, they power up! Or, combine! Finally, they beat the final boss and save the day until the next episode!
Real life is terrible in comparison.
The writin...
2018-08-14 15:26:36 +0000 UTC
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Scarlet 7
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Commissioned by Sivantic
Word Count: 2516
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Training for close to death, being healed thereafter, and all whilst being tutored by Sitri paid off dividends.
Enough dividends to make me question if I’d wasted my time training myself, as idiotic that thought was.
Gaining access to one of the few Sacred Gears in existence that allows for healing and a Devil who’s talented in teaching was far from any of my plans. Actu...
2018-08-11 18:46:50 +0000 UTC
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1st. Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 17.6
2nd. What: 15.6
3rd. A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts: 10.6
Yellow Jacket: 10.1
Point Zero: 6
Very tight vote for third place, again.
Just another reminder: if you have only 1 Vote, but vote for 3 or 4 option, your vote gets chopped up between the three or four.
That's decided quite a few winners over each Poll!
2018-08-10 16:16:40 +0000 UTC
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Highschool AU 2: AU Harder
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Commissioned by Althero
Word Count: 1053
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“Cute.”
Oh my Kami-sama, I understand that you truly exist now.
This being before me cannot exist, if you did not.
This utter pinnacle of cuteness…
This being composed of the very essence of purity and happiness…
This being known as Coda is undoubtedly a miracle you have granted upon us people of the Earth.
“Ah, thank you.” LOOK UPON T...
2018-08-09 17:30:54 +0000 UTC
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A Tale of Tails: A Single Step
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Commissioned by Citino
Wordcount: 1012
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Child, listen well!
It is a warrior of the Tuzi’s duty to know battle, but they must also know how to do so!
Ever battle begins with a single step!
No matter it be against some pest that threatens our steeds, or against a god that seeks to take everything from all peoples, a warrior must know how to take a single step forward.
The first step is the most c...
2018-08-07 16:06:19 +0000 UTC
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On 8/4 Patreon replied to me in regards to the issues experienced by both Creators and Supporters.
Essentially, it boiled down to site's switching over to a new payment system (I'm not well versed in finance enough to know what was the issue), which had some banks flagging the transactions as fraud.
Some Supporters had banks that didn't find issue with it, others had banks that did, and essentially it was a bit of a mess that required supporters to call their banks and say it...
2018-08-07 00:15:10 +0000 UTC
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Scarlet 6
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Commissioned by Citino
Word Count: 2516
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“Fight me, you bastard!”
As far as picking fights went, that was the clearest thrown gauntlet I’d ever had.
Eh, 5/10. Albion usually set my whole mountain of fire while I slept, so I woke up to an inferno before our fights.
I doubted Genshirou Saji was as capable of such a thing.
He’s a Devil. He could’ve set fire to your room ...
2018-08-06 04:17:45 +0000 UTC
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Interlude: A Fretful Fiancé
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Commissioned by Wirdo
Word Count: 2036
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Tai-kun was working much too hard.
No matter how much he complained, or tried to be lazy, he was overworked day in and day out. My darling fiancé was going out of his way to be the proper gentleman. All those nice girls who looked to him for relief and genuine affection received all they deserved, but doing well does not correlate with rest and relaxation.
I was quite th...
2018-08-04 00:57:03 +0000 UTC
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Patreons are being asked to manually check on log-in into their accounts for the sake of payments this month.
I have no clue why, since this has never happened before, according to those who I keep close contact with. It might have something to do with a new payment system being implemented, while on the most-trafficked day of their month, but that's just an assumption.
Anyway, from what I've been told by those who I know, it's any easy fix, but until it's done you'll be locked out of co...
2018-08-02 14:48:36 +0000 UTC
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This is the special Patreon poll for 7/2018.
I got sick and my brain got friend this month. Voting for the next monthly thing will have to wait, my apologies.
6500 Words will be allocated in this vote, once more.
1st Place will get 3000
2nd will 2000
3rd 1500
Naturally, there's now five options, so there can be some competition.
Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 6: Hikigaya x Ainz: Teach a Saber-expy how to fight, I said. Nothing romantic is goin...
2018-08-01 05:19:45 +0000 UTC
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Wrecking the Database 5 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)
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Commissioned by: Weise
Wordcount: 2599
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Human beings are worthless alone, and exceptionally worthless when amongst other human beings.
Take for example, an ant.
Ants are exceedingly valuable in large groups. Each one is a productive member of their society, whilst also being decent while alone. They can forage, scout, and find food on their own with relative ease. Particular...
2018-08-01 05:11:21 +0000 UTC
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Negaverse: Chimera
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Commissioned by: Ihaxlikenoob
Wordcount: 1019
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A great disaster has befallen us.
Within the unforgiving void, where we once believed we had time to grow, buffer, and expand so that our core is protected, a herald of our destruction has arisen.
The Scarlet Scourge has allied itself with two of the newcomers. The newest challenges Reality has seen to foist upon us have chosent to follow in the footsteps of their elder bre...
2018-07-31 15:53:34 +0000 UTC
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Laziest Sorcerer Omake: Katai’s Catastrophe
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Commissioned by: Gopher54
Wordcount: 1128
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New School: Check.
New Neighborhood: Check.
New Look: Check.
Number of friends: still zero.
Dammit.
Making friends is damn hard.
Sis and Ma wanted to look after me, especially since they knew how monstergirls got. They were the possessive and protective types, meanin’ they took care of their own as much as possibl...
2018-07-29 04:50:38 +0000 UTC
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HSS: Miyakuro: 1
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Commissioned by Binge Reader
Wordcount: 2027
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“From everything I’ve been told about you, I expected to tell you that you are consigned to the deepest depths of punishment.”
“Nice to meet you too, bitch. Is that how you greet everyone? You just tell them you’ve been listening to rumors about them and say they’re going to hell?”
Lorelei Altringham. What a fucking bitch. Look at her. Sitting there having fuckin...
2018-07-27 20:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Point Zero (_.1)
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Commissioned by: cjdavis
Wordcount: 2016
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Sector 3 is where the dregs live.
The lights are bright, the air filled with transports, and the music loud, but the people remain dregs nonetheless.
Power is in flux in the 3rd.
Gangs, militias, and heavyweights rule the outermost ring of Point Zero. No one lives within Point Zero without purpose. All are talented, most abnormally so, but not are all equally talented. Here i...
2018-07-26 18:52:19 +0000 UTC
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A Tale of Tails (Tuzi Legends): Fleet.
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Commissioned by Citino
Wordcount: 1026
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Once, there was a Tuzi who went by the name of Fleet.
He earned this name well by traversing ahead of the tribe and returning to them before they reached even a quarter of the way to their goal.
Fleet would speak of both treasures and dangers easily missed, as well as the happenings of the tribe’s destination.
His name is well earned indeed, young one. ...
2018-07-25 17:19:34 +0000 UTC
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Phantom: 4
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Commissioned by Blfqy
Word Count: 2526
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You attempt to meditate, but both a voice and a hand interrupt.
“Sad.” The voice is familiar, but different. Occisor’s voice, but softer, lighter, and… lacking. You open your eyes to a visage that is akin to the voice. Ivory skin. Golden eyes and hair. Fair features. But, all slighter, smaller, and less focused. The Shard holds your face in her hands. There is no inflection in her voice, but you kno...
2018-07-24 14:45:43 +0000 UTC
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Rise Highschool AU.
Commissioned by Citino
Word Count: 2581
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My name is Issei Hyoudou and my day begins with a vision of beauty looming over me. A visage unmarred by blemish, gilded with a smile, and two orbs more blue than the sky, all framed by ebony locks suffused with a nearly ethereal sheen. Then, a voice reaches my ears, through those smiling lips.
“Wake up, Issei-kun. It’s almost time for class.”
My fellow otaku, I hear your cries of f...
2018-07-21 17:37:49 +0000 UTC
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Yellow Jacket. Chapter 7.
Commissioned by Sivantic
Word Count: 2546
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“If you think I’m going to back down like a little bitch, then you’re going to be disappointed, Kaichou.” Bakugo wasn’t an individual I had interest in knowing. He was skilled, capable, and intelligent, but he gave off a cloying, arrogant atmosphere. I can see how he can become a hero. He was aggressive, powerful, and followed society’s rules. It just so happened that he too...
2018-07-19 01:00:29 +0000 UTC
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Phantom: Interlude: A Song of Songs
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Commissioned by Blue Flaming Wings.
Word Count: 2603
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I wondered how one could ever overcome the notion of their happiness being founded upon death and suffering.
My alternate self, the individual also known as Li Song, but wiser, stronger, and better than myself had told me all I’d needed to know the moment the Silver Maiden’s name left his lips. His features, normally taciturn, yet never unapproachable,...
2018-07-18 15:07:59 +0000 UTC
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DSS: Sitri
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Commissioned by Ichypa and Chaosbrain
Wordcount: 2000
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What is a hero?
That particular question has flummoxed me quite a bit. After all, I’ve had multiple answers to evaluate.
Naturally, I am biased towards my own sister’s brand of heroics. Leviathan is a well-known figure, and a role-model for all Devils, for a very good reason. She is the Super-Devil, as blasé the title might be, and she is a hero in the eyes of most of the denizens ...
2018-07-18 15:04:37 +0000 UTC
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Tuzi Culture and History 102
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Commissioned by Althero
Wordcount: 1100
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What? Why are you all still here? I told you all everything you need to know. Are you all implying that I’m not doing a good enough job? That my teachings are unsatisfactory? Well, you’re probably right. Here, take this form. Write a complaint. All you of should write complaints. Then, you should take it to Creighton. Straight to Creighton. Forget HR, upper management, and anyo...
2018-07-13 15:05:41 +0000 UTC
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Negaverse: The Sage of the Crimson Dragon.
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Commissioned by quiteadapperlass
Word Count: 2513
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I woke up in Miyakuro’s office, again.
So, he was running away from his house again.
“You know, one day, I’m just going to throw you out onto the sidewalk, Hyoudou.” I got up from the small couch at the end of his office. It was the one he shared with Sitri, where they dealt with complicated things, and Kuroka sometimes helped them out. I’ve gotten ...
2018-07-12 16:22:33 +0000 UTC
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