This is the special Patreon poll for 3/2018.
Amor Magia remains as a monthly update, thanks to everyone's donations!
Smut?
Smut.
Smut!
Well, three out of four isn't bad...
Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 2: Hikigaya x Ainz: Teach a Saber-expy how to fight, I said. Nothing romantic is going to happen, I said. I've pretty much raised her for ten years, there's no freaking way, I said. But, as always, LN Logic fucks me over. Transdim AU. Lok...
2018-03-18 23:31:31 +0000 UTC
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Upon Dust (Part 1)
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Commissioned by quiteadapperlass
Word Count: 2026
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Consider the following, age-old question: how can one find someone who doesn’t wish to be found?
It is a question that boggles the mind for a good reason.
Humans, at their core, are very capable individuals. Each one is composed of different choices, learnings, leanings, and methods. Even those disinclined towards the systems of education, can have moments of gr...
2018-03-14 22:24:44 +0000 UTC
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Scarlet 3
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Commissioned by Citino
Word Count: 2604
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How was I found? Some might say sheer coincidence is a possibility. However, I did not survive Bet without a cultivating and pruning my personal paranoia. The Fallen had identified me, found me, and attempted to kill me mere days ago. Not only that, but they knew I’d possessed a Sacred Gear. The fact that they hadn’t known which was the only silver lining I was willing to...
2018-03-12 18:14:32 +0000 UTC
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Lorelei 3
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Commissioned by Binge Reader
Word Count: 1017
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Zhu Shizi is undoubtedly the most infuriating existence I have ever met. Having been courted by the snobbiest of snobs, such an accusation is harsh, but for the Dhamphir lying primly before me, it is a title well-deserved.
Every word I speak to her has to be considered. An errant thought, said aloud by pure accident, can lead to over ten minutes of her purposefully slowed spee...
2018-03-10 06:17:27 +0000 UTC
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Hilarious. (Transdim AU) [Orimoto x Hachiman; Alternate Start.]
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Commissioned by Gopher54
Word Count: 1005
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Ne, Hachiman, did you know that you look really handsome, when you’re asleep?
Woah, woah! That sounds super sketchy, like I’m one of those stalker-types! Hilarious! Jeez! Even when you’re asleep, you manage to make me laugh! Really, even though you’re such a grouch, you’re really fun to be around, you know? And, that’s no...
2018-03-08 17:45:05 +0000 UTC
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Song’s Lazy Day: Fast Food
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Commissioned by quiteadapperlass
Word Count: 2037
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Hyoudou turns to with a gaze filled with fierce determination.
“Li, do you remember the principle tenets of our upcoming operation?” The question is something you’re prepared for, yet you feel a drop of sweat form upon your brow. A myriad of possibilities arise to the forefront of your mind. The possibility of you having missed something is present...
2018-03-07 04:54:11 +0000 UTC
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Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected.
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Commissioned by Patreon Special
Word Count: 1712
Beta'd by: Rem
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Good morning, Wage Slave Progenitors, it’s me, your son who has been missing for over a decade. Unfortunately, I’m not actually writing you a letter, because leaving around memoirs to give to one’s distant family is a death flag I’m not willing to tolerate. Regardless, I’m goin...
2018-03-06 00:05:51 +0000 UTC
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Coda x Song 2: Coda Harder
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Commissioned by Patreon Special
Word Count: 1112
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“Madre de Dios.” Santiago whispered beneath his breath, looking upon the news that was delivered to him by letter. Yes. By letter. Despite humanity living amongst the stars, and Earth’s forests just beginning to grow strong. There were certain perks to being a Preserver, roguishly handsome, and attainable for regular, human women. The swimsuit calendar alone had gotten him...
2018-03-03 15:28:57 +0000 UTC
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Song’s Lazy Day: Coda
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Commissioned by quiteadapperlass
Word Count: 2320
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Being able to relax is an imperative ability to any Warrior. For every battle fought, there are many hours and days spent waiting and preparing. So, keeping one’s spirits up, ensuring the body is ready, alert, and able, is a venerated skill of veterans. When there are no opponents to be fought, the immediate area is secure, and leaders deliberating on what strategy to ...
2018-03-01 16:20:43 +0000 UTC
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Lorelei 2
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Commissioned by Ichypa
Word Count: 1224
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Of all the duties I could be given, as the Keeper, I did not expect to become a therapist.
<Those who wage war have wounds on every inch of their person. The soul, mind, and body must all be mended.> Ereshkigal, thankfully, had quite a bit of experience in dealing with the dead. Ancient societies venerated warriors and heroes, so I could only assume she’d met many in her kingdom. ...
2018-02-28 00:11:27 +0000 UTC
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AGG: Rise: Creation’s Dilemma
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Commissioned by Bingereader, Cjdavis, and Blfqy
Word Count: 6086 (2500) (1000) (2500)
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Hello, good morning. Yes, it’s me. The Aspect of Creation, God, and Celeste Thomas. Yeah, it’s a bit overdone, but the Trinity thing’s pretty cool, so I’m sticking with it. Anyway, I’m happy to report that I’m currently alive and well, all the people I’m technically responsible for are safe and sound, and my reincarnated, totally-af...
2018-02-27 16:33:35 +0000 UTC
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Tadano’s Trials
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Commissioned by Gopher54
Word Count: 1000
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Tadano Hitohito is an average sorcerer.
He is aware of the incongruity of the statement, but, when someone takes note of it, he politely offers facts, statistics, and charts to support his claim.
He begins with elementary and middle school.
In Physical Education, hewas in the middle of his class. His seat is always at the center of the class. Every class he is ...
2018-02-21 03:15:29 +0000 UTC
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Patreon Specials, thus far, have had leeway in regards to being posted publicly, though I've outright stated that they'll be only available to those who give more than a dollar to my Patreon.
While I would like to continue treating that rule as a guideline, posting certain things for all to see, I feel that I'm lowering what I'm giving in return for everyone's support.
So, in mind of that, please, those of you get less from my actions, give me your opinion regarding the Patreon Specials ...
2018-02-20 16:13:01 +0000 UTC
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A Dhamphir’s Courtship
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Commissioned by Blue Flaming Wings
Word Count: 2594
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The Jade Empire lived.
The knowledge had taken Shizi’s breath away at the first mention. Actually arriving to see the community, hidden and underground, had made her heartbeat cease. If she ignored the smooth, cavern rooftop, she looked upon a sight that she thought she’d never see again.
Clan symbols dotted district lines, proclaiming where one domain...
2018-02-20 04:23:05 +0000 UTC
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This is the special Patreon poll for 2/2018.
The month of BRAINSTORM is ahead, though there's still smut to be had, if you want it!
Amor Magia remains as a monthly update, thanks to everyone's donations!
This month features prototypes that I had going, vying against possible Smut. They're almost all crack, so March is going to be comedic in nature!
Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Hikigaya x Ainz: Teach a Saber-expy how to fight, I said. Nothing romantic i...
2018-02-16 20:33:22 +0000 UTC
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Yellow Jacket: Chapter 3
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Commisioned by Sivantic
Word Count: 2531
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There were similarities between All Might and Alexandria that made me wary of Japan’s icon. They were both brutes, stellar public figures, and symbols of justice. While there were differences between the two, with All Might having far more strength than durability, my last interaction with the ‘classic comic book hero’ hadn’t gone well. I’d killed Alexandria by filling her lungs with bug...
2018-02-16 06:25:38 +0000 UTC
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AGG: Sorcerer’s Apprentice Interlude: Dragon’s Counsel.
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Commissioned by Daedalous’ Muse
Word Count: 2098
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Counselor’s Report
Subject: Kiri.
Counselor: Arai.
Topic: Kiri’s 1st Practical.
The whole of Asia has been the Ivory Empire’s for centuries. When the Demon Lord left for the New World and allied with Zipangu, the monstergirls of the Old World rallied beneath the Undead. The strict order between Undead, wi...
2018-02-13 03:06:03 +0000 UTC
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The Final Battle
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Commissioned By: Patreon Special
Word Count: 1894
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Everything has finally settled. The world is safe. Peace abounds. The Chimera have been vanquished. The Demons are no more. Destruction is dead. Humanity, Heaven, Hell, the Fallen, and all creatures of Reality now gaze towards other dimensions and the stars. From an age of violence and death, an age of exploration and expansion has been birthed. The Preservers has been disbande...
2018-02-10 23:26:20 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned by Chaosbrain
Word Count: 1054
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Innovate Clear was dead, the Chimera were coming back en masse, and CORE is sniffing around for a target to obliterate with stupid amounts of firepower.
Of course, my only issue with those things was that Innovate Clear owed me a debt. To be more exact, she paid half up front, but now that’s she’s dead, the other half was left for her next of kin to pick up. Now, given my merciful soul, ‘next of kin’ didn’t ...
2018-02-08 23:24:57 +0000 UTC
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Elma 1
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Commissioned by Althero
Word Count: 1000
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I’d believed that upon being found by the Preservers that my station would be elevated above that of impending danger. However, now, I found myself a mere guest! An individual to be cared for! One that can be ousted from her place with utter ease! I, the Hierophant, the Concept of Magic was being callously ignored! Oh, how was I to secure my proper place, if my circumstances remained so stringently t...
2018-02-06 15:17:20 +0000 UTC
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Scarlet 2
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Commissioned by Citino
Word Count: 2589
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That rock did nothing to you.
Wiping the sweat from my brow, I allowed myself to fall flat on my back. Yesterday’s meeting with Sona of the Sitri Pillar House of Hell’s Nobility, still ran through my mind. Though I lay upon stone shards, my current, physical state was more appreciable than my current, mental state. Why? Because, while the rocks were uncomfortable, they weren...
2018-02-02 05:00:51 +0000 UTC
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Occisor 5
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Commissioned by: PrimiLover<3
Word Count: 1000
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Ah, nobility! The very epitome of civilization! One might even call them the foundation upon which my Master stands! They are those who control the masses, so that they might be of use to the world! Naturally, I would greet the appearance of one amongst Master’s loyal retainers with praise and promise!
Praise, in that there’s another for Master to foist work upon!
Promise, i...
2018-01-19 14:58:11 +0000 UTC
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This is the special Patreon poll for 2/2018.
It's all smut, but different kinds of smut.
Now, with 500 dollars a month, these guys won't have to compete with Amor Magia anymore, hooray!
Though, a new competitor's in play!
My Generic Genderbend Doujin Is Wrong, As Expected: Hikigaya x Female!Cranel: A magical artifact has turned Cranel into a girl. No has any idea how to turn him back. Except the one man in Orario who knows how Hentai logic goes. Gender...
2018-01-17 03:19:24 +0000 UTC
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Amor Magia's next chapter has won the poll.
I really ought to just make that an option to be funded on its own.
Maybe, once I reach 500, I make the blog and have it an assured 2500 monthly piece?
Anyway, I was thinking about splitting the Patreon Special into two pieces, 1500 and 1000 respectively so 1st and second place could be shown off. Tell me what you guys think about that down below!
Finally, thanks for all the help, guys!
I've saved up most of the Patreon money ...
2018-01-06 23:13:28 +0000 UTC
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Yukari 1
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Commissioned by Chaosbrain
Word Count: 1000
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With a single tap of a button, I send the last report, and my day ends. While I now process over a hundred fortunes in a single day, pushing my reserves of magic to their utter limits every day, I cannot help but be happy about my circumstances.
True, I now work for a shadowy conglomerate who have done many heinous things to safeguard the human race, but it was a good trade, as America...
2018-01-06 16:24:44 +0000 UTC
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Lorelei 1
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Commissioned by Binge Reader and Althero
Word Count: 2181
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Disappointments abounded across the world.
[It is to be expected. Mediocrity makes up the most of mankind.] Hades was as quick as ever with his assertions. His voice always has the finality and swiftness of a sword. [The Plains of Asphodel rivaled Hell in size, child. I speak from experience, not arrogance.]
/There are many whose hearts are neither lighter, ...
2018-01-05 20:05:26 +0000 UTC
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Rias 3
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Commisioned by Cjdavis103
Word Count: 1067
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“Well, my sisters, I have to say that you have both exceeded my expectations.” Our brother addressed the two of us with a smile. Thankfully, it wasn’t the smile that promised a day of pain, suffering, and agony that we’ve both grown used to over the last few weeks. Instead, it was the brotherly, loving smile that Sirzechs gave us whenever he’s missed us terrib...
2018-01-04 23:40:45 +0000 UTC
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A/N: So, Blue Flaming Wings asked for a look-see into some of my original work that's lying around abandoned and dead, instead of commissioning something new. Here's my attempt at an Isekai, which really went on longer than it should have, when I ought to have scrapped it a 1000 words in, like I do for most of my addled ideas.
For any writers out there, here's a little piece of advice: fail fast. Don't drag out a project that you're sure won't work out. Fail, walk...
2018-01-04 15:22:47 +0000 UTC
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Yellow Jacket 2
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Commissioned by Sivantic
Word Count: 2557
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Approachability was an important factor for anyone I wanted to recruit into my plans. People are only as close to one as the situation requires them to be. To go beyond the status quo, time needs to be invested, resources utilized, and connections made. I had plenty of the first, little of the second, and a foot in the door for all the individuals I wanted to recruit. Honestly, it was m...
2018-01-04 04:39:12 +0000 UTC
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Scarlet
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Commissioned by Citino
Word Count: 2595
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So, Ddraig, what’s our next move?
Kid, you’re supposed to ask that question before you killed our hostage.
You know why I had to do it.
Short-term, yes, it keeps us safe. We stay hidden, but it also sends a threat.
Oh. They’ll know we’re able to defeat their foot soldiers.
As far as Grigori go, that one wasn’t much of a threat to...
2018-01-01 16:00:27 +0000 UTC
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