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The Harem King (High School DxD)

Poll Winner

Themes: Foursome, Slutty Sex, Mind Break, NTR

Summary: After Riser is defeated and the engagement between him and Rias broken, Venelana and Grayfia decide to visit the man that has so captured the interest of their Rias. Unbeknownst to them, Issei’s increasing powers, dominating nature, and insatiable desire to be the harem king makes him increasingly irresistible to even the most strong-willed females, leading to a fundame...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 29 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: Melina out here trying to social engineer like a mofo.

Edited 5/20/2022

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Melina was not exactly surprised when her chosen champion tarried more than once even after their last time together. The way he had taken her, forceful and most… energetic, had left there no doubt of the dynamic between them. Not that the kindling maiden truly minded, not one bit. Her purpose was to burn bright but also quick. Her only go...

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Weekly Poll Results!

Here are the results for both of this week's polls!

First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have TWO Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and six suggestions!

However, as mentioned previously, we will be having TWO Weekly Prompt Polls each week going forward, with five prompts in each! This means there is currently plenty of room for more guaranteed prompts and sugges...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 28 (Elden Ring)

A/N: This chapter actually wasn't originally in the outline, but it had to be added for obvious reasons. 

Edited 5/20/2022

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In the aftermath of her final victory over her Two Fingers and the ascension she’d long sought, Ranni recognizes that she has quite a bit more to be grateful ...

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The Grimm Prince Ch. 17 (RWBY)

A/N: Pyrrha interrogates Jaune herself. Let's see how THAT goes for her...

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In the end, she had no choice. But at the same time, Pyrrha refused to let her subordinates do the dirty work. She would… she would have to handle this herself. There was really no other option. Even if she didn’t know the first thing about interrogation or sussing out spies, she couldn’t very well task her platoon with anything she wasn’t willing to do hers...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 27 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: Sellen gets her Happy Ending. Even if it has to be forced down her throat.

Edited 5/20/2022

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When the Graven Witch comes, Rennala feels fear. Not for herself, but for her sweetings, one and all. This is not the same as having one of the Academy’s scholars brave the Grand Library and risk life and limb for a particular tome. No, the Queen of the Full Moon knows quite well what sort Sorcerer Sellen is. She was th...

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The Rise of Uzumaki Ch. 31 (Naruto)

A/N: Going to Tsunade was... the right choice /sagenod

EDIT: Just realized I dunno if I've ever provided reference art for genderbent Sasuke. So here's some tentative art for Sasuko Uchiha. Open to other suggestions from readers!

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If time were not of the essence, Naruto would probably have made sure to stack the d...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 26 (Elden Ring)

A/N: Been a while since we checked in on Sellen, hasn't it? I'm sure she's doing juuust fine.

Edited 5/20/2022

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She’s known for quite a while that her days were numbered. Even with her true body imprisoned, Sellen had always believed it was only a matter of time before she was hunted down by those who would rather see her fully dead. Making plans to try and counteract that likely fate were made all the harder by her...

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The Sleeping Dragon Ch. 45 (High School DxD)

A/N: I'm very curious to hear people's opinions on this chapter. If you have a moment, read and respond to the closing Author's Note once you're done!

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They return to the meeting with Gabriel, a decision made. As the girls all retake their places at the table, they’re all shooting him very different looks. Some are grins of anticipation, some are intense stares, and some are worried glances. Issei ignores them all however, instead choosin...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #263b

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #263a

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 25 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: Tanith, quietly seething: "Oh yeah, we believe in the strong prevailing here Tarnished, so good on you for killing our Lord and all."

Edited 5/19/2022

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By the time the Tarnished returns from the depths, Tanith is much more… composed. She will admit, she was a little bit hysterical there at first, saying some questionable things, at a very questionable volume. No doubt, even Bernahl down the hall heard her. Not ...

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The Successor Ch. 16 (My Hero Academia)

A/N: Karaoke Parlors are probably still hip in the 2100s, right? lol.

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As lunch comes to a close, Izuku makes his decision. He’s at UA because he wants to make connections. He’s chosen to approach these girls because he’s admittedly something of a horndog. Keeping things platonic with either or both of them now would be doing them a disservice, especially since he almost certainly intended for things to get decidedly non-platonic late...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 24 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: That darn Tarnished, being so darn helpful.

Edited 5/19/2022

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The newest Recusant was too helpful by half. Never in a million years had Tanith believed such a thought would cross her mind… but there it was. The Volcano Manor had existed for quite some time. It had seen Recusants come and go. Most ended up slain in pursuit of their grisly work. Still many others had been sent on to their Lord, to join with his s...

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A Princess and her Knight (Smash Ultimate)

Poll Winner

Themes: Anal Sex, Fucked Silly, Knight and Princess

Summary: Though she’s not HIS Princess Zelda, the Hero of the Wild is still a knight of Hyrule sworn to serve Princess Zelda, and Link knows the differences and similarities between the two princesses better than anyone. Differences like his princess’s irritability, and similarities like their absolutely incredible asses and how their faces look after being fucked into the...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 23 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: More of our sweet snek cinnamon roll Rya/Zorayas. She's too good for this world.

Edited 5/19/2022

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Rya was on top of the world. She was over the moon! Even if it meant she’d dared to talk back to Lady Tanith, she couldn’t help but be thrilled with herself. Lady Tanith… she hadn’t even reprimanded her! That made Rya all the surer in her decision to defend her hero from the Lady. As much as she owed everyth...

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Unlimited Perversity Pt. 4 (High School DxD)

Poll Winner

Themes: Foursome, Slutty Sex, Public Sex

Summary: Part 4 of Unlimited Perversity. Riser is furious that he lost Rias to Issei and demands a rating game to get her back. Issei tells the Phenex Heir to fuck off but Rias urges Issei to accept, but only if Riser is willing to put his mother, his queen, and his ...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 22 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: Back to Millicent, because even our poor infected red head needs some attention~

In other news, I've ended up adding even more chapters to the outline for this fic. We're sitting 46 chapters for the total outline atm. Might end up being 50-ish by the time we're done, but we'll see heh.

Edited 5/19/2022

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Embarrassingly enough, she’s still at the Overlook a day later, when the Tarnished ret...

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Weekly Poll Results!

Here are the results for both of this week's polls!

First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have ZERO Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and seven suggestions!

However, as mentioned previously, we will be having TWO Weekly Prompt Polls each week going forward, with five prompts in each! This means there is currently plenty of room for more guaranteed prompts and sug...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 21 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: The Tarnished arrives at Volcano Manor~

Edited 5/19/2022

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As the Head of Volcano Manor, it’s not unheard for Tanith to receive word of potential prospects long before they reach her doors. In fact, it’s more common for recruits to come with some recommendation or other than to not.

This Tarnished though… she’s not quite sure how long it’s been since she had quite so many words spoken on a potentia...

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[BONUS] Making Babies Pt. 3 (RWBY)

Commission

Themes: Foursome, Anal Sex, Dom/Sub

Summary: Part 3 of Making Babies. Saphron and Terra celebrate the Holidays next door, at Jaune and Pyrrha's new home after the two decide to move in right next to their new favorite playthings. Having finally given birth, Pyrrha can celebrate the New Year with he...

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Professor Potter Ch. 23 (Harry Potter AU)

A/N: The plot thiccens. Get it? Because Emma Frost do be thicc tho.

EDIT: Sorry, messed the voting part up the first time I posted this, so had to re-post. If you think you already voted, make sure to vote again!

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Yennefer’s daughter Ciri was an opportunity to be sure… but also very likely a trap. In the end, it was better that Harry didn’t engage, at least for the time being. There would be other opportunities ...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 20 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: Only one new chapter today. Started hitting a wall with the two chapter a day routine I had going on, where I was writing something like 12k words a day for both this fic and my other work, and that's no bueno for my hands. Can feel the pain starting in my wrist, so dialing it back to one chapter a day unless I end up with some extra free time at some point~

Anyways, with this chapter we've officially made it to Act 3 of this fic, and Altus Plateau! Woohoo!...

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A Perverted Galaxy Far Far Away Ch. 31 (Star Wars)

A/N: Tylo got his ass handed to him in the ring, but now they're moving things to a more familiar arena...

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Despite the red head’s previous statement, which seemed to imply that any ‘treat’ would be contingent on him answering her questions and being ‘very good’, Bo-Katan’s actions, once they finally reach her quarters, seem to run rather contradictory to all of that.

Indeed, the moment they’re inside, away from prying e...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 19 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: 2 of 2 chapter dump

Ohey Melina, whatcha doing visiting the Tarnished at that Site of Gra-oshit!

Aaaanyways, this is the actual end of Act 2. Onto Act 3 in Chapter 20, meaning finally time to go to Altus Plateau!

Edited 5/19/2022

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She jumps him, the next time he sits down at a Site of Lost Grace. Unbeknownst to both her and a certain Deathbed Companion, they were havi...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 18 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: 1 of 2 chapter dump

Here we are with the second of what I call the Roundtable Respites. This one has both more smut AND more plot in it than the first one. Didn't originally intend for that to happen, but it's what we're working with!

This is not, however, the end of Act 2. Rather, that's next chapter, with Melina! 

Edited 5/19/2022

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She hears about his return to...

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Playing the Game Ch. 42 (Game of Thrones)

A/N: The more things change, the more they stay the same I suppose.

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No. He would be a fool, to abandon such a defensible position. Jon jolts, his eyes widening as he realizes the fight has already begun. Down below, the Night King’s lips curl back into a toothy grin, and Jon’s nostrils flare in response. Even from all the way over there, the other God had been trying to influence him. Poking at him, prodding at his defenses. The urge t...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #262b

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #262a

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 17 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)

A/N: 2 of 2 chapter dump

The chronology of Chapters 14-17 is pretty questionable. Honestly, just wanted to split up the Ranni chapters a little bit. Technically, the Tarnished could have stopped by Latenna's cave on his way back to the Grand Library to pick up the ring, I suppose. Either way, here's what I know a lot of people have been waiting for!

Edited 5/19/2022

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The ground shakes, and a dra...

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