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Minor Update Regarding Tier Names

Hey guys, this is just a quick note about the names of my Patreon Tiers changing.

Nothing besides the names are changing and you do not have to do anything on your end. I'm just letting you guys know.

Basically, my current tiers are all holdovers of how my Patreon grew over the years. I added Epic 2.0 and Epic 3.0 later on so they have somewhat wonky names.

To bring everything in line with the Patreon of the modern day, some of the tier names have changed and a couple have s...

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Lightning Strikes Twice Ch. 16 (Harry Potter)

A/N: In which Harry gives the audience a different sort of show this time around.

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The day of the First Task has arrived. More specifically, the hour of the First Task has arrived. Having just finished lunch, Harry departs from the Great Hall ahead of schedule, intending to make his way down to the Waiting Tent near the First Task Arena before anyone can come and get him.

However, the moment he leaves the Great Hall, a bundle of barel...

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[BONUS] Secret Fun Time Pt. 3 (RWBY)

Commission

Themes: Moresome, Breeding, Dom/Sub

Summary: All of Jaune's chickens have come home to roost. His friends know now that he's been railing their mothers. Time for him to explain and hope they don't kill him afterwards. But wait... what's up with those looks on their faces? Man, they're all really red and flushed, aren't they?

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Jaune had always known it would come to this. How could it ...

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A Perverted Galaxy Far Far Away Ch. 66 (Star Wars)

A/N: *insert Order Sixty-Six joke here*

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“And so you return, Master Jedi. I wonder… do you think that our decision will be changed simply because you have traded out padawans?”

Tylo raises an eyebrow at the incredibly derisive drawl of the Council of Five’s spokesman, Clu Lesser. All five Muun within the Council are high above him and Aayla, with the Jedi pair in the center of a platform lower and in the middle of the room. Th...

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Coming of Age Ch. 16 (Percy Jackson)

A/N: In which Hestia pops off.

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… Hestia knows she should be patient, calm, and respectful with her little brother. After all, while she might be the older sister, Zeus was still the King of the Gods. Moreover, she knew how Zeus could be. She knew how he could get and also how he reacted to perceived disrespect. By all rights, she should have just bit her lip, held it all in, and taken it on the chin.

But she couldn’t. After the d...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #241b

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #241a

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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The XXX-Gene Ch. 16 (Marvel)

A/N: Naughty, naughty Kitty...

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… And yet, despite that previous thought about there being no way she could just let this continue, Kitty Pryde finds herself staying right where she is. She doesn’t call out to the two, nor does she leave.

Rather, as unorthodox as it is… Laura DOES seem to be making significant headway with their target. Indeed, the way Thaddeus Cumming’s hips are jackhammering in and out of Laura’s cunt is...

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Secret Fun Time Pt. 2 (RWBY)

Poll Winner

Themes: Threesome, Breeding, Dom/Sub

Summary: Part 2 of Secret Fun Time. Taiyang died instead of Summer and that made all the difference. Raven returns to Summer's side and the two raise their daughters together. But that's neither here nor there. What really matters is what Ruby and Yang find wh...

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A Quiver, An Arrow Pt. 4 (Percy Jackson)

Poll Winner

Themes: Defeated, Rough Sex, Anal Sex

Summary: Part 4 of A Quiver, An Arrow. It had been Artemis' idea, of course. A friendly competition wherein he would pursue her. Her choice of clothing, an incredibly skimpy version of the Hunters' silvery attire, made it clear how she wanted said competitio...

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Weekly Poll Results!

Without further ado, here are the results for both of this week's polls!

First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have THREE Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and five suggestions!

That said, remember if you have a guaranteed prompt or you just want to suggest a prompt for the next poll, PLEASE send them to me in a Private Message on this website! As usual its first...

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Chef's Kiss Ch. 15 (Fate/Grand Order)

A/N: Mash makes the ultimate sacrifice... and it doesn't even work!

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… No, in the end protecting Ritsuka and keeping her safe was the most important thing in Mash’s eyes. However, just as she’s about to shake her head at Jeanne’s latest query, she aborts the motion and pauses briefly, considering it again. SHE couldn’t leave Ritsuka’s side. Not for anything. But… Jeanne was a weaker Servant anyways. She probably didn’t add T...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #12](Warcraft Insert)

A/N: And here we are with the 'True' Epilogue.

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“… And I guess that’s how I became King Consort of the Naga Empire.”

As he says this, Rognak twirls an incredibly ornate crown around one of his large fingers. Both Shandris and Jaina stare at him, the two women having been uncharacteristically mute the entire time he was explaining what had happened to him ever since he left for Lordaeron.

Finally, Jaina is the first to br...

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The Grimm Prince Ch. 51 (RWBY)

A/N: Conference Room Meeting. Its necessary~

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As the door to the conference room opens and the last executive that they’ve been waiting for slips inside, Jaune reflects on the strangeness of this moment. Despite having been King of the Grimm and one of the most powerful people in the world for years now, he’s never actually been in a situation like this before. A high-stakes, incredibly important board meeting between the CEO of a massi...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #11](Warcraft Insert)

A/N: Rognak manages to get off of Eastern Kingdoms without getting drawn into Princess Calia Menethil's orbit! 

That means he gets back to Kalimdor without finding himself ball's deep in Royal Pussy, right?

...

Right?

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“Move, orc.”

Rognak grunts as the butt of a spear impacts with his lower back. He’s pushed forward by the blow, even as he looks back over ...

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Swirling Chaos Ch. 15 (Naruto)

A/N: Naruto doesn't quite know what's going on anymore. Which is irritating because Kurama somehow DOES.

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“… Fine, I will!”

Naruto doesn’t quite know what’s happening anymore. Before he can really muster up any sort of reaction, he finds himself hustled into one of the Uchiha Clan’s private baths by not just Hanabi but also Satsuki. They’re all naked and in the water in short order, and while it’s not so unusual for hi...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #10](Warcraft Insert)

A/N: THE DAWN OF THE FINAL WEEK! 

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“They’re here! The orcs are here!”

“Hush! I’m trying to listen!”

Inquisitor Sally Whitemane pays her fellows little mind, even as she scurries forward, pushing her way through the crowd gathered in front of the Scarlet Monastery. She’s a little late to the party so to speak, but she manages to get into place at High Inquisitor Fairbanks’ side with mere moments to spare. The...

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The Sleeping Dragon Ch. 79 (High School DxD)

A/N: In which the truth comes out about not just Gabriel's plan, but also her past~

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She loves him. This cannot be overstated. She, the Fallen Seraph, is deeply in love with Issei Hyoudou. And not just because he’s introduced her to such depraved and debauched delights. Not just because he’s shown her the pleasures of the flesh and helped her exult in them. No, it’s more than that. He is her everything. Her entire world.

Without...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #240b

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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Weekly Prompt Poll #240a

Here we go again!

Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!

REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!

If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...

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The Successor Ch. 50 (My Hero Academia)

A/N: The big Five-O!

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As she takes him in her mouth, Nagant has an unobstructed view of Izuku Midoriya’s face. As a result, she sees the moment of indecision and contemplation in his expression. Where he decides whether to let this continue or not. Frankly, she doesn’t know who he thinks he’s fooling. Himself, perhaps? She knows full well that he’s a pervert. This… this was necessary, in order to keep Nezu in the dark.

Thoug...

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Secret Fun Time (RWBY)

Poll Winner

Themes: Foursome, Fucked Silly, Dom/Sub

Summary: In which Pyrrha, Weiss, and Blake all stumble upon a recording on Jaune's scroll called 'Secret Fun Time'. Their curiosity gets the better of them and they wind up watching their respective mothers, Hippolyta, Willow, and Kali all being taken and fucked into submission by the seemingly dorky Jaune. Watching their mothers get railed wakes them up to what a stud Jaune has become ov...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #9](Warcraft Self-Insert)

A/N: Honestly didn't think I was going to be writing another Kael POV, especially not for the bonus chapters, and yet here we are.

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“Ready when you are, your Highness.”

Kael’thas Sunstrider, Prince of the Blood Elves, clenches his jaw as Rognak’s words reach his ears. Then he nods and steps forward, moving into the open and coming to a stop right in front of a recreated basin deep within the Sunwell Plateau located on the Isle...

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Her Submission (How To Train Your Dragon)

Poll Winner

Themes: Fucked Silly, Breeding, Dom/Sub

Summary: Hiccup was always a bit of an oddity, with people wondering how the progeny of Stoic the Vast could be so damn tiny. Astrid didn't think much of it, even as she and Hiccup finally began dating. That is... until at long last they disrobe to each other one night and she sees just what her love is packing. Who knew that a dominant spitfire like Astrid could actually wind up on botto...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #8](Warcraft Insert)

A/N: Rognak goes to Lordaeron.

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All was NOT well that ended well. Mostly because at the end of the day… nothing ever truly ended on Azeroth. There was always something new.

“Greetings, Envoys of the Horde. I am Velonara, Dark Ranger and faithful servant of the Banshee Queen. The Dark Lady is currently in council with her advisers. Your… expediated arrival has surprised us. Please wait here and she will be able to see you shortly...

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Weekly Poll Results!

Without further ado, here are the results for both of this week's polls!

First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have TWO Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and five suggestions!

That said, remember if you have a guaranteed prompt or you just want to suggest a prompt for the next poll, PLEASE send them to me in a Private Message on this website! As usual its first c...

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Endless Legacy Ch. 15 (DC Comics)

A/N: Kitten makes her choice. Lucien takes his chance.

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Abruptly, Kitten suddenly stomps up to Lucien, making him freeze like a deer caught in headlights.

“You! Who even ARE you?!”

Caught completely off guard, not just by Kitten herself but by the whole situation in general, Lucien finds himself answering somewhat on autopilot.

“Err… I’m Remedy. I’m new.”

The moment those words come out of his mouth he ...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #7](Warcraft Insert)

A/N: Rognak finally manages to escape the voracious attentions of not one but TWO Dragon Aspects...

But is it out of the frying pan and right into the fire?

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When Rognak stumbles out of the room several hours later, his attention is focused entirely inward.

“C’mon… c’mon…”

With a sudden sort of ‘popping’ sensation, the draconic features that Alexstrasza had ‘blessed’ him with disappear....

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Lightning Strikes Twice Ch. 15 (Harry Potter)

A/N: In which Harry solidifies his hold over both Bella and Aurora~

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“I’m getting closer to a working prototype, Master~”

Blinking at the seeming non-sequitur, Harry slows down as he fucks Bella on her back, plowing the gorgeous but also insane witch into the bed. Moaning wantonly, the Black Witch nevertheless looks up at him with eyes that speak of malevolent promise. It almost makes him second guess himself… but no. He had t...

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A Savage Nature [Bonus #6](Warcraft Insert)

A/N: Soooo yeah. My INTENTION was for these bonus chapters to just be quick smutty one-shots. But then I hit Bonus #6.

Things are about to get ridiculous and they don't stop for the rest of the bonus chapters~

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There were two places that Rognak had tried very hard to avoid coming within spitting distance of while he and the Expedition were up in Northrend to deal with the Lich King. The Ruby Dragonshrine and Wyrmrest ...

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