The Afterword. Never done one of these before. Might never do one again. It feels pretentious as all hell, and I know for a fact that this entire this is going to be pretty damn self-congratulatory. But hey, of all of my works, Maidenless No Longer is the one that feels like it deserves it.
Still, don’t blame anyone who gives this a pass. As such, let me start with the most important point of order first; my gratitude to all of you guys, my readers. Thank you for taking the time to re...
2022-05-16 00:19:28 +0000 UTC
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Here it is guys. The final bonus chapter. The True Ending. The Super Secret Ultra Deluxe Epilogue at the end of the rainbow. The 69th, and last installment of Maidenless No Longer.
Oh heavens, I hope I didn't hype it up too much to be honest. It's really not as amazing as all that...
(Can you tell I've been watching Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Playthroughs?)
Edited 5/28/2022
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2022-05-15 21:25:36 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Are we finally going to get to the heart of the matter?
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“… Sure. Just need to call my mother and let her know I’m sleeping over at a friend’s real quick.”
His words are a calculation. He’s being honest, to be fair, but also… he’s curious to see exactly how Mirko will react to hearing him talk about needing to call his mom. Reminding her of his age, will it have any effect on the lusty bunny he’s addicted to his...
2022-05-15 16:42:45 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Alright here's approximately 4,000 words of Himbo!Radahn. Or at least, it was supposed to be Himbo!Radahn. Supposed to be a comedy too. Some angst managed to slip in under my eyes.
This bonus chapter is distinctly non-canon, though I guess if you want to tilt your head to the side and squint really hard, it could be the result of something the Tarnished did on one of his million playthroughs.
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Radahn could ...
2022-05-14 20:35:01 +0000 UTC
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Themes: Cheerleaders, Threesome, Slutty Sex
Summary: Part 3 of Preemptive Action. The Sports Festival has arrived and both Izuku and Momo have managed to make it to the finals, in large part due to their extensive training. It’s the half-time event and the pair can’t help but to work off some ...
2022-05-14 15:03:08 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I have this one marked as semi-canon/non-canon in the outline doc. Its the sort of Bonus Chapter where I leave it up to you guys whether you consider it part of the story or not. Also, here's a good reference for what Zorayas looks like in her 'favored form'.
EDIT: More
2022-05-13 23:33:54 +0000 UTC
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Themes: Fucked Silly, Rough Sex , Breeding
Summary: Based on this image. While protecting the Emperor's family on a vacation to the desert planet Jakku, a trooper come across a girl sneaking around claiming to be a scavenger searching for scrap, something about her ...
2022-05-13 14:36:21 +0000 UTC
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A/N: The first Male POV since Turtle Pope! Blaidd is Best Boy.
Edited 5/28/2022
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Even after all this time, Blaidd still remembers first meeting his Lady’s husband. Obviously, the Tarnished hadn’t been such, back then. Blaidd’s initial impression of the man was that he wasn’t much at all, to the half-wolven warrior’s eventual chagrin. Indeed, that first time he’d met the Tarnished in Lady Ranni’s Tower, B...
2022-05-12 23:25:44 +0000 UTC
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Here are the results for both of this week's polls!
First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have THREE Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and seven suggestions!
However, as we've been getting a high amount of prompts for a while now, I've decided to expand it so that we have TWO Prompt Polls with SIX prompts in each! This means there is currently plenty of room for ...
2022-05-12 19:35:13 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Behold, the Jellyfish Chapter! I struggled with how to write this, to be honest. There just didn't seem to be enough here for a full chapter. But I really wanted to include it all the same.
Then I figured out what I was missing. Or rather, WHO I was missing. Obviously, if we're going to have a Jellyfish chapter... we can't have it without Roderika.
Edited 5/28/2022
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Roderika wasn’t entire...
2022-05-11 23:19:36 +0000 UTC
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A/N: A little bit of telepathy makes everything better~
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After considering it a moment, Harry gives Jean a smile and a nod.
“Go ahead.”
He feels her reach out a moment later, tentative and hesitant. Not because she needs to wait for him to bring down his Occlumency defenses, but for the exact opposite reason. His Occlumency remains as strong as ever, but Jean’s monstrous talent with natural Legilimency, and her specific ab...
2022-05-11 14:42:55 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Lansseax finally shows up after all. Here's some tasty art of her in her half-human, half-dragon form that I was linked over on QQ.
Edited 5/27/2022
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She makes her approach in the guise of a human, for it has been a long time since the Capital has been accepting of her kind. With her cloak up, she hides her inhum...
2022-05-10 23:19:10 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Off to Naboo we go~ but hey, at least Tylo finally says something to somebody!
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“Thank you for accepting my invitation, Padawan Vondin. I know that Annie will be most happy to see you.”
Mm, I know I am~
From the moment he steps off the ship and comes face to face with Senator Padme Amidala of Naboo, Tylo is left wondering if this was really the right call or not. And yet, he can’t help but crack a smile, at t...
2022-05-10 14:52:54 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Loretta was one of the two female bosses I initially cut from the original outline, Alecto being the other one. I have cut Alecto out completely at this point half because no one really cared about her on the bonus chapter poll and half because I really didn't have any good ideas for her.
Loretta on the other hand, I got ideas for. I'm happy with what I came up with here~
Edited 5/27/2022
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2022-05-09 23:10:33 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Westeros remains to be conquered~
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Maintaining eye contact with Daenerys the entire time, Jon begins to remove his furs and leathers. Piece by piece, garment by garment, the God-King strips naked, revealing every last inch of his perfect, divine form. Needless to say, as he does so, Daenerys can’t keep her eyes on HIS face like he’s doing with her. No, her eyes roam and they roam constantly, her tongue darting out to lick at her li...
2022-05-09 14:14:48 +0000 UTC
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Here we go again!
Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!
REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!
If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...
2022-05-09 03:08:48 +0000 UTC
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Here we go again!
Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!
REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option and then leave a comment telling me where you want the exact numbers of your votes to go!
If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you want all of your votes ...
2022-05-09 03:08:35 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Malenia has some serious self-esteem issues, lol. Once again though, the Lands Between has no therapists. So a good hard fuck and a baby are the best she can hope for.
Edited 5/27/2022
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The Haligtree had changed greatly, and in such a short period of time too. Even before she’d left for the… for the w-wedding, the changes had been obvious. Malenia had worried, at first. While the perfected needle had purged h...
2022-05-08 23:10:42 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hehehe...
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Peter takes in the tableau for a moment, letting it wash over him… and grins, gracing Jubilee with a shrug, his eyes twinkling.
“Sure. I’m down.”
Jubilee’s own wicked grin only grows wider still, as the cute young mutant lets out a laugh at his show of confidence. Of course, she probably thinks he’s only putting on a brave face. Peter though… Peter thinks he might actually manage it. Going four for ...
2022-05-08 14:55:12 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Once again, here's an imgur album that inspired this and yesterday's piece. Same album as yesterday, to be clear.
Edited 5/27/2022
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She felt as though she might very well be going mad. Twas rather reckless of her, to engage in a relationship with the Carian Queen. Marika knew this. She was no fool, nor was she al...
2022-05-07 23:05:27 +0000 UTC
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Themes: Cheating, Threesome, Rough Sex
Summary: In which a young man is dating his childhood friend, but she's a bit of a prude and doesn't want to do anything with him. Not like her cousin, who while innocent, is also adventurous enough to explore. Of course, once her mother, his girlfriend's aunt, finds out what they're up to, she wants a piece of him as well. He's not disagreeing, that's for sure.
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2022-05-07 14:40:21 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hehehe, this pairing is definitely my favorite of the bonus chapters, ngl. To that end, here's a little imgur album I put together, since there were several pieces of reference art that inspired this part as well as tomorrow's chapter.
Edited 5/26/2022
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Whap! Whap! Whap!
“Nnngh! W-We… shouldn’t…”<...
2022-05-06 22:30:39 +0000 UTC
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Themes: Voyeurism, Titjob, Loving Sex
Summary: Part 2 of Preemptive Action. In the weeks leading up to the Sports Festival, Izuku and Momo have been training together and exploring their new relationship. The two decide to have a fun, romantic, and sexy day at Dagoba beach before the festival the ...
2022-05-06 14:48:15 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Ranni is still a mite peeved. Luckily, Melina is kind of a slut for this kind of kink play. All's well that end's well.
Edited 5/26/2022
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“Mmph!”
“Silence, mine fragment. Dost thou think I do not know thy part in mine woes? If not for thee, would mine Consort have been so adamant, I wonder?”
“Nnngh…”
Ranni scoffs, as Melina shakes her head in denial. With the gag in her mouth, she ...
2022-05-05 23:27:18 +0000 UTC
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Here are the results for both of this week's polls!
First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have THREE Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and seven suggestions!
However, as mentioned previously, we will be having TWO Weekly Prompt Polls each week going forward, with five prompts in each! This means there is currently plenty of room for more guaranteed prompts and su...
2022-05-05 22:27:15 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Boc pulls through for Turtle Pope, and so Turtle Pope has to pull through as well!
Edited 5/26/2022
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It’s been a month since he married the newest Elden Lord and his mortal women. And oh, how things have changed in that time. For starters, the little demi-human seamster came through. Not two days after that first wedding, the renovation crews had arrived and gotten to work. And they’d been so considerate abou...
2022-05-04 23:04:08 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Jaune versus Raven... fight!
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“I accept your challenge.”
Heh, staying out of it forever was always a pipe dream, wasn’t it? The part of him that’s Jaune Arc couldn’t stand to see people suffer for long before he stepped in and did something about it… while the part of him that was made up of the experiences of countless Grimm simply couldn’t back down from a challenge. The moment Raven Branwen made that last intimid...
2022-05-04 14:41:22 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Alrighty, first half of the two-part wedding scenes. A much happier bonus chapter... and told from the perspective of someone who's NOT a waifu?! First male POV in this entire fic goes to Turtle Pope lmao.
Edited 5/26/2022
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He hears them, before he actually sees them. Trouping up the hill together, making their way to his Church of Vows. Ah, it’s been a while since he had guests, hasn’t it? Certainly, the Chu...
2022-05-03 22:27:13 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Dayum Mating Press won by a landslide lmao.
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Yugao’s mouth opens and closes a couple times before she flushes and ducks her head in embarrassment.
“W-Well, I imagine my Lord would know best… b-but on my back, presumably?”
She doesn’t want to just leave it in his hands, that would be even more embarrassing. So she goes with what she thinks she knows. Naruto, for his part, chuckles and nods.
“On your back it...
2022-05-03 14:32:29 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Please read! This first bonus chapter takes place PRE-CANON. Meaning that it happens in one of the Tarnished's other runs before the Final Run takes place. Might be the 999,999th run, in fact.
Also, it turned out a bit more bitter than sweet on the whole bittersweet thing. If I did it right, this should tug at your heartstrings at least a little bit...
Edited 5/26/2022
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Hands held in front ...
2022-05-02 21:37:12 +0000 UTC
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