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Perving at the Beach & Strongbone

I ended up adding some spice to the beach song so here it is again, this is probably the final version...unless I make a music video for it later and decide to alter it again.

Perving at the Beach 

MY BONE IS STRONG - added because I don't think I actually uploaded the final version, s...

Fernando's Amazing Podcast - Episode 3 - Perving at the Beach

Here is the longest and steamiest episode yet!

Episode 2 

Episode 1 

My Bone is Strong

Sorry to bombard you with posts today.  This is the music video using existing assets I was talking about making a while back.  It turned out ok I think.

It's a one time thing I wanted to try, not a regular video idea.  I felt that as the song doesn't place Fernando in one place, it might be possible to make an interesting enough cartoon considering how many assets I have for him.  It's the same idea as the Captain Drake music videos (2017-07-02 14:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Horse Person

I have been asked to post the audio for Horse Person.  I scrolled down the feed and realised I had only posted an older version of the track and it was buried in a post about something else, and that the track was too loud and distorted in places, so here is a fresh version in case anyone missed it and might like it.  

If I ever animate this, I'll tweak it in a couple of places and maybe re-record some of the lines as my pitch is off in places so I don't regard this as the u...

Pointless Show - Disk of Chaos link

Just want to make a quick post in case anyone is wondering about the Fernando toon I mention in the vid, here's the link (many of you have seen it already).

Perving at the Beach (song)

Here's Fernando's latest collab track, made with the lyric suggestions from the second podcast episode.  Some darned good rhymes in here.  

Went for a minimalist techno kinda thing, I don't think that adding more layers to this will improve it.

I'm pretty tempted to animate this.  Nice length, appealing title/premise.  I'd have to animate Fernando in a pink thong though...

BARTPOCALYPSE HD

Here's the Bartpocalypse vid if anyone wants it, cheers.

BARTPOCALYPSE

Public version <-this version has a censored ending that I'm hoping won't be pinged for violating community guidelines.

I am reasonably proud to bring you a new short, and my first parody for a long time (and probably my last for another long time).

It's an adaptation of this comic. I thought about animating the whole ...

Current Project (s)

The still above is from "Bartpocalypse", my very first foray into the world of the Simpsons.  It's originally a comic collab, and when finished it will only be about 35 seconds long.  I'm aiming for a fusion of my style and the simpsons rather than a faithful Simpsons recreation.  It's so much faster drawing with just one outline colour and using vectors to colour everything (except the sky and clouds).  Colouring with that bright yellow is so noxious to me!

My other projec...

Cat Arms mp4

Hey, I tried to post this a few days ago but patreon was down, then I forgot to do it until now.

Here's an mp4 of Cat Arms: http://greasymoose.com/random/videos/Cat%20Arms%209kbps.mp4

I'll just include links to all the previous vids here in case anyone wants them for purposes great or small:

Piccolo: Attorney at Law 2017-06-16 02:56:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Fernando's Amazing Podcast - Episode 2 - Milk

The first episode got a pretty good reaction, some people seemed to get into it, so here's episode 2.  

Episode 2 really tests a concept, because many who took a look at the first ep out of curiosity know that it's not for them.  I hope people keep engaging with it though because it's pretty fun to make, particularly the song collabs.

I said in my last post I was considering a music video for the Milk song collab that's in this.  For now I've gone off that idea.  I'm ...

MILK!

This track is the collab from the first episode of Fernando's podcast.

It's got a bit of 90s hiphop to it, which is kind of daggy but I dunno,  I'm pretty happy with it.   

I'm thinking of making a music video for it along the lines of 2017-06-12 00:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Cat Arms tracks

Cat Arms Theme - Pretty happy with this one!

Plump & Juicy (Cat Arms edit) - Ok so this is a rejigged version of a track from the Ragemelon Black Stabbath cartoon.  I dropped it in as a placeholder but it worked so well.

Cat Arms

Public version:  

Here's an oldskool toon me from me.  It's an adaptation of this comic.   I always wanted to animate it.  Now it is done, but as usual I have doubts about the wisdom of my course.

I hope you like it!

Trying very hard not to splooge

Maybe you can tell, but I didn't devote a lot of brain power to coming up with the title of this track.  It's Fernando's new moancore theme for his podcast.

Fernando's Amazing Podcast - Episode 1 - J**z

Join Fernando and Gooseman on the deck of the good ship Essence of Manwhore as they discuss life, love & jizz.

Thanks for the feedback in my last couple of posts, this was an animated talk show idea but I realised it was better as a podcast.  

I uploaded a video asking for questions on my greasytales channel and holy smokes I got a lot of them.  I think the questions and the roleplaying sections that make up most of this are the strongest parts.

My House of S...

Alternative content formats

I've been thinking a lot about alternative content formats recently, I wanted to share this first page of a comic I started in March last year.  This was an earlier version of the idea when the artifact Gooseman and Fernando are sent to search for is the "choke collar of eternal ecstasy", before I changed it to the "phallus of Glycon".  I'm wondering if I should reinvent this but in such a format as would work on youtube, something more 2017-06-01 23:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Audio for new show idea

This is the audio for a show idea I had a few nights ago.  It's a talk show hosted by Fernando and Gooseman from the deck of their trawler, the good ship Essence of Manwhore.

My idea for it is to animate it better than Pointless Show and Sweet Boy Beach, but not quite as well as the regular cartoons seeing as its so long.  Also I want to heavily use poses from previous cartoons to save time.  Obviously once one episode was done, subsequent ones would be much easier because their...

Let's do this!

The rule on youtube is that videos less than a minute in length won't or almost never get video ads.  As a result, almost all of my cartoons are over 1 minute in length.  

It occurred to me a few days ago that since ad revenue isn't a major factor anymore, the 1 minute rule is less relevant.  But also, with enough shorts I could make an animated sketch show.

I went back and rewatched most of my House of Squid cartoons, that is, cartoons that are based on comic jams drawn b...

Space Adventure Legend Quest Music

A new patron asked me for the SALQ sound track.   It's not part of the music packs because I don't believe I'm supposed to give it out to anyone.  But I think at this point, 5 years later, no one is likely to care.

Character concepts

I sent a loose pitch of sorts for a Mongoose Man show to a guy who asked me for some ideas recently, and I drew the above image to go along with it.

 Mongoose Man is the world's newest superhero.  He teams up with an abusive nurse to fight crime.  It's kinda like One Punch Man in that it's a skewed take on superheroes but it's more like if the heroes and villains are just weirdos with too much time on their hand and powers that aren't all that special.  I haven't d...

Ideas for funding goals

Fernando's adventure continues.  Next he will lock horns with a gang of psychic bald Peruvian dogs.  BUT unlike the comic, he won't kill them all with his spear.  It never quite fit with his character that he would just kill a bunch of dogs that opposed him. 

Generally, the second half of the comic has so much cool stuff in it and I'm looking forward to animating it!

I thought I'd post some ideas I had about potential new funding goals:

$3500 - Any additional in...

Tobey in HD

Here's Tobeytoon in HD.   Cheers guys.

Tobey Maguire Track

I read an article today that said though MP3 codec, though still very popular, is no longer supported and there are better ones.  What do you guys prefer if anything?  I tried uploading a .flac but patreon didn't like it.

Tobey Maguire FINISHED YAY and here it is:

Public link if you feel it's worth sharing. 

Thank you again for your patience, I have for you a nice new cartoon about Tobey Maguire.  If you missed the last bunch of posts, this was a crowd written song like Calloused Hands and Final Form from last year.  

I feel like this one is strong!  I think sooner or later I'll animate 2017-05-15 14:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Almost...there...

Hello!

I want to make a small post to say I am sorry and regret that I have not finished this gosh darned cartoon yet, I intended to spend no more than 3 weeks on it, this being a reasonable time for a 1:20 music video.  But here we are, tomorrow will be a month since the day I started.  

It is a case of me painting backgrounds when I could use vectors, adding in betweens to improve the movement of things that at animatic stage I assumed I would tween....that sort of thing.

Spoon Dominator (plus new song)

Now you may see the gif and wonder what does a man dominating a spoon coated in an unidentified white substance have to do with Tobey Maguire?  Oh ho ho the rabbit hole runs deep on this one.  All shall be revealed...if you didn't listen to the song already, in which case all has already been revealed.  

This is the first piece of rotoscoping I've done in like 10 years, I thought it might have an interesting gross out-fusion effect, we'll see if it works.

All the main asse...

Greetings! From Tobey.

Tobey cartoon is coming along nicely, I've got most of the assets and backgrounds done, have done some animation too.  It feels really nice working on something short with no sound design and very little lip syncing after a big project like the Fernando toon.  (Btw here's another link to the Fernando toon  from earlier this month if anyone missed it, it's for patrons only for now.)  

I start...

Gifmaster

I think you can see in the above gif I've got some half decent Tobey going for the front on perspective, but I'm struggling to get a likeness for any other angle.  I've got another profile Tobey that doesn't really resemble him.  

I just realised that I titled the  soundtrack and mp4 patron posts I made about the Phallus in the Sky cartoon "Phallus of Glycon".  I've corrected it now, if anyone was confused, "Phallus of Glycon" is my half hour Pleasure Island odyssey in whic...

Next Project + New tune

My next project is a cartoon to accompany this song  I made recently which was the result of a fresh collab.  The gif above is meant to portray "reoccuring dream".  It was a nice challenge getting all the dudes to hook up (a sentence i'm unlikely to write ever again).

I drew my first proper Tobey today, struggled a bit with the likeness but I think I will achieve a good Tobey before long. &...