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Vibes initiated...

Apologies for the lack of posts.  I finished my six week job yesterday and today was my first full day back on Prince of Vibes.  I still think I can do it by the end of June.

Not a whole lot has changed, this is mostly to let you know i'm back in the saddle gain.

I was really sad to learn of the death of Kentaro Miura, the author of Berserk.  It's my favourite mang...

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Prince of Vibes update

I thought there was an outside chance I'd finish this by the end of April but no not even close.  Well over half way though.

Here is the prince demonstrating his good vibes intentions towards Earth.  The blue effects will be slower and a different shape, they're pretty extra at the moment.

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Next Project: Prince of Vibes

A couple of months ago I saw an ad on youtube from a fellow who wanted to tell me about Pleiadian starseeds.  Had something to do with Atlantis.  I looked into it and it turns out there is a whole bunch of alien races that are trying to improve humanity's vibes.  Starseeds are humans that believe they originated from an alien species, or are inhabited in some form by an alien.

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METH ORCS - METH HARDER

Watch on youtube (contains ad read)

Watch on newgrounds 

Thank you everyone for supporting this endeavour, this is one of the bigger ones.  Not Fernando and the Disk of Chaos big but plenty big.  

I really enjoyed making this (and also the Great Destiny Man series), I've alwa...

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Meth Orcs Meth Harder Soundtrack and mp4

Quite a lot of tunes for this one.  Title track is probably the best one, I wanted a big finishing moment.  I'm out of practice with the guitar at the moment, otherwise that part might have been a little more interesting.

Treshtog takes a bath - Not much to this one, some nice scene 1 ambience.

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Meth Orcs Meth Harder Soundtrack

Quite a lot of tunes for this one.  Title track is probably the best one, I wanted a big finishing moment.  I'm out of practice with the guitar at the moment, otherwise that part might have been a little more interesting.

Treshtog takes a bath - Not much to this one, some nice scene 1 ambience.

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Meth Orcs update

Happy to say I have finished my work assignment and have been back on Meth Orcs full time for a week now.  I believe I will finish it this month.  The title shot looked pretty cool but I couldn't leave it alone, I had to make him glisten.

Same for this one, Treshtog sparkles a bit now and the waterfall and the ripples glow.

2021-03-11 09:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post

The orcs are rumbling

I want to write a quick note to say that my work agreement is almost ended, I have one week left and then I'll be back on the orc farm.  I'm aiming to finish Meth Orcs in March and another project in April that I expect to take me a month or so.  Thank you for waiting!  I had a nice period of activity from June-November last year and March-September will be another.  I'm really looking forward to it!

Here's a before and after for a shot I've been working on:

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Meth Orcs project update

The title gif is the establishment shot for Treshtog's confrontation with the Dark Elf Witch/Meth dealer.

I got a fair amount of work done on Meth Orcs over the christmas break.  I'm on a storyboarding work assignment which ends in February, then I will be back on my own projects full time.  I'll likely finish this in March.  I've animated a decent amount of it now, I have 95% the dialogue on the timeline but I haven't given the music a lot of thought yet.  I think t...

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Merry Orcmas

Hello!

I'm thinking of calling the project Meth Orcs: Meth Harder.  It's a rip off of the slogan from Die Hard 2.  I've learned that putting numbers in titles might discourage new people from watching and this one could take place before or after the first Meth Orcs so they do not need to be watched in order.  


I've written a third one and the same is tr...

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NEXT PROJECT......might involve orcs

The title gif is the opening shot, yep it's a pile of orc corpses.

My next project is METH ORCS: METH HARDER

I haven't mentioned this in a patron post before, I was planning on doing the Fernando project I posted about. 

I wrote this a few years ago and something about it wasn't quite right.  I just needed to sit on it I guess because I opened the script doc and made some changes and suddenly it felt really good and I wanted to make it.  It's gonna be a big on...

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What if ur mum was anime?

Newgrounds version (contains no surfshark ad) 

This one turned out pretty well I think.  Thanks again for supporting a strange creation!

I said in a previous post I'd finish the Mammal Juice song, but I must admit I've lost the fire and passion to do so.  The next cartoon will see Fernando lock horns with a snake cultist of Glycon in a battle of seduction!  I'm not su...

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What if your mum was anime? Music and Video

Two new tracks for this one, a fresh moancore track and also the main theme.

What if ur mum was anime? mp4 download 

Here's the updated music pack links:

All tracks 

2020-11-20 14:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post

What if ur mum was anime? music

Two new tracks for this one, a fresh moancore track and the main theme.

Here's the updated music pack links:

Hot Release 

Other tracks 

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Next project: What if ur mum was anime?

This one is aboutTracksuit guy taking a call from a mysterious stranger.  It takes place in the luscious, overgrown distant future, or does it?  It's more surreal than anything I've done in a while, but I think it is working.

All the clouds will move, haven't done that yet.

I like the pattern of this character wandering through bizarre and strange landscapes, established in the ...

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Assfarm

Newgrounds version (contains no Surfshark ad)

Yes!  Elated to finish this one.  I've wanted to make another Manwhore Industries style story for years but every idea I had was unsuitable for one reason or another (usually the ideas are too large for me to pull off).

Next project is What if ur mum was anime?  It's gonna be a weird one.

Thank you yet again for ...

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Assfarm music & video

Assfarm vid if you'd like to download it

I was able to reuse a few tracks here so the soundtrack is a mix of old and new.

Mammal Juice is about 40% of what the finished track will be, assuming I finish it.

Open Your Mouth is a moancore track I made a while ago. I intended to make a collection but kinda lost interest after finishing this track and mak...

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Assfarm music

I was able to reuse a few tracks here so the soundtrack is a mix of old and new.

Mammal Juice is about 40% of what the finished track will be, assuming I finish it.

Open Your Mouth is a moancore track I made a while ago. I intended to make a collection but kinda lost interest after finishing this track and making half of another one.

Unfinished Mood Track I didn't have a cartoon in mind when I made this but I needed another track to use later in th...

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Embracing Gratuity

I saw a post on twitter which expressed the sentiment that film should be about embracing gratuity and revelling in the pleasures of art.  It bothered me because I realised that by and large that is how I started but somewhere along the way I ceased doing so.

I gnawed at it for a while and it led me to the realisation that for the last few years I have been trying to be creative inside of boundaries set by executives at google that are designed to maximise ad revenue.  I've pu...

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The Story of Peanut

Here's Peanut's story so far.  I need to post it because it's getting hard for people to follow  the discord pins.  We're writing it in the "collab zone" if you want to come check it out:  https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 

Just one thing I have to mention, about halfway you can see Randy's silhouette in place of Uncle Warrens.  That's cause we switched them around in between those two pages.  ...

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Jumping the (Surf)shark

I've put Mammal Juice on hold because I had an idea for a new cartoon that leads up to it.  It's about Fernando struggling with creative block and a social media backlash against their fragrance Essence of Manwhore.

Like the previous few cartoons there will be two versions of it, one with a Surfshark ad read for youtube and one without for Newgrounds.  Only this time they will refer to the ad read in the youtube version (the context is their ongoing grind for...

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Mammal Juice update + The Story of Peanut

The title gif is for the lyrics "A trough of water to keep us fresh".  I'm going to try and explore some new colour palettes and stretch my painting abilities with this one.

This one is not finished but you get the gist.

It's a Fernando music video so we've got to have some enthusiastic and ...

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Regret

This one was inspired by all the criticism of Pleasure Island.  I dithered on whether to do it for a couple of days but then I realised it gave me a reason to animate my self insertion character predator handshaking Goku, well that sealed the deal.

With this out of the way I will resume Mammal Juice.  I don't have anything worth sharing from it yet, I'll post again when I do.  

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Pleasure Island FINAL CLIMAX music

Hello!

I've attached all the tracks from the cartoon here.

Here is an updated link to the Hot Release album and here is the updated pack of tracks from the cartoons but not found on bandcamp.

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Pleasure Island FINAL CLIMAX (sorry for duplicate)

Newgrounds version (contains no ad read) 

First of all, apologies for the duplicate post, I realise you get e-mail notifications about these and I regret filling your inbox up.

This one is very satisfying to share because it completes an old story I left unfinished years ago!  This is not the end of Fernando and Gooseman, or even of Pleasure Island.  And now I can bravely stride in...

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Pleasure Island FINAL CLIMAX music and mp4

Hello!

I've attached all the tracks from the cartoon here.

Here is an updated link to the All Bandcamp Tracks music pack and here is the updated pack of tracks from the cartoons but not found on bandcamp.

Also here is an 2020-08-16 13:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello and welcome.....to PLEASURE

Firstly hello and welcome to my new patrons!  Thanks again and I hope that you don't come to regret your decision.

I'm making three consecutive Fernando & Gooseman toons.  The first, Pleasure Island: Final Climax is over half done and I'm hoping to finish it by the end of this month, but I'm not too worried about it going into early August if it needs to.

The second is Mammal Juice, a music video set on a farm.   Here's a sample verse:

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Pleasure update + Patreon tax

By now some or most of us have received an e-mail from Patreon about applying additional taxes to pledges.  They've asked me to weigh the value the rewards, their explainer page says that one time offerings and general support are not taxed (in many places), so I've calibrated accordingly and I hope that those on the lower tiers won't be taxed, but it's also region specific so I can't say that with any confidence.  I don't envy them the task of getting tens of thousands of artists t...

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Party mode ENGAGED

I delivered my final storyboard on Bluey yesterday so starting today I can properly disengage from earthly concerns and return to Pleasure Island: Final Climax 

I've managed a couple of shots already, this first part is a preamble where Vera the dominatrix will be haranguing the audience up to speed with the story.

2020-05-22 22:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Next project:......

This is a quick post to let you know that my next project will be Pleasure Island: Final Climax.

Originally Pleasure Island 5 and 6 were 1 cartoon, but it would have been 7 minutes long so I split it into 2.  As a result Pleasure Island 5 did not contain much of a payoff and wasn't very satisfying for viewers.  I intended to animate the second half within 6 months but here we are 5 years later.  ( Several years ago I promised myself that I wouldn't do that again!...

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