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Everything Is Fine (Patreon exclusive)

Kevin had a crush on his friend Maya ever since they met in freshmen year of college. When an accident in a research class caused them to swap bodies, he thought it might a dream come true. There were so many movies and television shows were people fell in love after such circumstances, after all! However, Kevin quickly found it was more of a nightmare.

For starters, it was almost irritating that Maya seemed unphased by the swap. She told Kevin that she trusted him with her body since h...

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Too Many Archives to Remember

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Suspicious (Patreon exclusive)

As Jeremy walked out of the bedroom, he struggled with the heels on his feet. The stairs were downright impossible. He resorted to sitting and sliding down step by step.

“I don’t think this is going to work,” Jeremy said to his wife Min.

“I have a pair of dress flats, but people in the office might get suspicious. I’m always wearing heels!” Min spoke with a sense of concern.

“Well, they’re definitely going to be suspicious if they see your body tripping and f...

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From the Archives

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Stranger (Patreon exclusive)

The woman arrived at Jeff’s door yesterday evening. She claimed to be his friend, Ryan, explained how he suddenly found himself in a woman’s body, and told him that she didn’t have any place to go. This body didn’t have a purse or ID of any kind, and his own house was locked. Jeff asked a few questions that only Ryan would likely know, but he still thought this was some sort of weird prank. At the same time, he wasn’t exactly ready to say no to a hot chick asking to spend the night....

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Some Interesting Archives

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Waitress (Patreon exclusive)

It was hard for Richard to accept that while he had once been one of the wealthiest CEOs in the world, he was now trapped in the body of a waitress slinging hash and working for tips. Perhaps the weirdest part was that he didn’t even hate it, and he could handle about 90% of it. He could deal with being on his feet all day, taking orders, putting on makeup, living in a shitty trailer park, and just about everything else.

But there were a few customers he just couldn’t stand. They wo...

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The Classic Exchange Island Archive Caption

I think this may have been one of my earliest Exchange Island captions, and it's in a folder all by itself...

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Spells 'R' Us 2.0, Part 3 (early access)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

For a while, Connor called the store every day to see if the tablet was back in stock. Then he shifted to about once a week. After a while, it seemed like the store wasn’t even picking up the phone anymore. Finally, one day he called ...

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What Fun Archives

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Puddle (Patreon exclusive)

In the movies and on television, swapping bodies seems easy. But when it happened at Derek’s office for real, being in a different body proved to be quite a challenge. Even things like walking proved to be difficult as people had to adjust for the length of their new legs. Reaching and grabbing things were hard for similar reasons.

And, of course, for people who swapped bodies of the opposite gender, like Derek, the whole incident was especially trying. It wasn’t just dealing with l...

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What Weird Archives

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Inheritance (early access)

Allen walked into the mansion with his sister, Hayley. They had inherited it a few weeks ago when their grandmother died although neither even knew she had owned such a grand property.

There were no records of permits or maintenance work, yet the outside looked pristine. The entryway showed no signs of even the slightest amount of dust. Hayley stepped cautiously inside first and felt suddenly cold. Her eyes became lifeless.

Allen took note. “Hayley, what’s wrong?” He asked.<...

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Up! With Archives!

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Downloaded, Part 2 (Patreon exclusive)

Part 1 | Part 2

Arnold eventually had no choice but to bring the woman back to his apartment as he tried to explain what was going on amidst a serious of questions.

“So fill me in on the details,” The woman said, “Obviously, I know everything up to the point where we uploaded our memories.”

“Right, and I continued our research about the connection between the brain and life. That w...

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I Labeled These Archives "Hostile Takeover"

But they may not be all that hostile...

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Memories (Patreon exclusive)

A lot of people likely had bad memories about the instant the Great Shift had. Mine was downright traumatic. I ended up swapping bodies with a woman who was s*cking off her boyfriend. I could sense myself choking on something that was too big to eat and tasted awful. The thought that it was a p*nis was probably the last thing on my mind, but I began to realize that’s exactly what it was once my senses started taking everything around me in. I pushed the guy who was thr*sting into me just as...

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Another Side Note...

...I look back and see sometimes the captions I posted on main (mostly clean, from a certain point forward) site were far worse than the ones I would end up posting on my "dirty" site.

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Spider-Woman, Part 4 (Patreon exclusive)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Peter realized he probably should’ve confessed sooner. Was there even a point to trying to hide it? Of course, Mr. Stark was going to figure it out! And whil...

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And Some Captions Are Timeless...

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The Curse, Finale (Patreon exclusive)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5...

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Extremely Dated Archives

Sometimes you look at an old caption, and think "Wow! That's really outdated!"

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A Trip (Patreon exclusive)

It was one thing for Brenda to suddenly find herself in someone else’s body. In fact, she saw an upside to being a few decades younger, but that didn’t mean she didn’t want her own body back. She remembered where she had been and went looking for herself. Along the way, she discovered that just about everyone she encountered was now in someone else’s body.

Her body wasn’t exactly where she had been before the swap, but it luckily not very far away. She was a little less than h...

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A Mix of Archives

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A Little Miss Understanding (Patreon exclusive)

Lisa loved her boyfriend Max, but he could be a bit insensitive from time to time. She just idly wished he would understand women a little better.

The changes started the very next day. She noticed something different about him. “Are you wearing makeup?” She asked.

“I just thought I’d try it,” He explained, “You know, I never realized how much effort it is?”

It was refreshing at first; Max truly seemed to be more caring and understand of what Lisa would go thr...

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Some More Archives

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Downloaded (Patreon exclusive)

Part 1 | Part 2

The dead body was still warm, a perfect test subject for Arnold’s experiments. He didn’t know this woman’s name, but her life was clearly cut far too short. He began with a small incision in her skull, implanted a small chip, then hooked up the interface. His theory was simple enough; if he could jumpstart this woman’s brain, it would jumpstart the rest of her body. View Post

I Didn't Even Realize this Was Part of a Series Until I Posted It!

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Spider-Woman, Part 3 (Patron exclusive)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

It got worse for Peter when Tony finally came around.

“Heard from Bruce that you’ve been messing with some code?” Tony asked.

“Well, I’ve been learning it,...

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