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When Dealing with Multi-Part Archived Captions...

I didn't archive different caption parts together, so they may appear at entirely different times (and they may seem non-sensical out of context). I apologize for this;  I don't yet have a great system to account for this. I think one or two of these may have had part twos that came WAAAAAY later, or I could just be misremembering!

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Confused Kitty, Part 2 (Patreon exclusive)

Cleaning up the mess and getting the cat (in his girlfriend’s body) to wear human clothes was a challenge for Gavin, but he somehow managed to pull it off. Now the cat was rubbing against his legs, which of course meant the cat was hungry.

He initially tried to give the cat human food, but it refused to eat. Reluctantly, he opened up a few cans of cat food and dumped them in a bowl. Seeing his girlfriend’s body on all fours inspecting a bowl of cat food was weird; he nearly wanted t...

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Some of These Archives DO Feel Dated!

Clearly, a period of their time; that's for sure!

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Not So Bad, Part 5 (early access)

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2023-07-20 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

The Archives Will Never End!

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Confused Kitty, Part 1 (Patreon exclusive)

Gavin was trying to figure out exactly what went wrong with his invention and why his girlfriend was acting so weird. He had hoped the device would allow him to read her mind. Instead, she just started acting aloof and weird. She was in the process of getting dressed when he stealthily used it on her, and she even stopped doing that midway through. 

It was about twenty minutes later when he finally figured it out. His girlfriend began to go to the cat’s liter box and began to dig...

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More from the Archives

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A Night to Remember, Part 8 (Requested)

For a few days, Gregg was convinced Sheila must be inside his body and lying, but his attitude slowly changed. It soon turned into a casual "So what?" He actually loved living Sheila's life, and he loved being in her body. What could he really complain about? This was his dream, and it was no longer a temporary situation; he'd be now living his dream for the rest of his life.

Part 1, 2023-07-18 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Getting Messy with the Archives

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A Night to Remember, Part 7 (Requested)

As the day continued on, Gregg became quite concerned that he hadn't switched back to his own body. His wedding was in a few days, after all! He needed to find Ted; he needed to ask what the hell was going on here! He threw on one of Sheila's dresses and made his way to Ted's work. He found him in the parking lot.

Gregg tried his best to hide his anger with a smile. Ted seemed shocked when Gregg spoke. He said the person inside Gregg's body acted like he was back to normal this morning....

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The Mysterious Archives Continue

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A Night to Remember, Part 6 (Requested)

Gregg woke up the next morning a little surprised; he was still in Sheila's body. He shrugged it off for the time being. Maybe whatever Ted had done to cause this just hadn't worn off yet. Gregg was sure it would soon. Still, he needed to bathe, brush, and other morning activities. He thought it might be a little weird for Sheila if they swapped back while he was bathing, so he put on a bikini to avoid any awkwardness. The time passed as he enjoyed Sheila's body in the tub, but he had still y...

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And More Archives

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A Night to Remember, Part 5 (Requested)

After a night out on the town, Gregg finally got back to Sheila's place at about 4am. He was all smiles. He knew that when he woke up in the morning, he'd be back to his own body, but he had such a good time that he wished it would never end. Of course, he knew that wasn't possible. He needed to get back to his own life, his own body, and his own responsibilities.

Part 1, 2023-07-15 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Archives, Continued

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A Night to Remember, Part 4 (Requested)

Gregg paused once more before heading out the door. He needed to try on one more outfit. He was a woman for the night; he needed to be wearing a dress! He had tried on a few earlier and knew exactly which one he wanted to pick. Giving a quick look at his borrowed ass for the evening in the mirror, he was off to spend an unforgettable night. He started off at one of his usual dive bar hangouts, but soon felt like his new body was a little too classy for the place. By the time midnight struck, ...

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Never-Ending Archives

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A Night to Remember, Part 3 (Requested)

When Gregg got back to Sheila's home, he raided her closet. He spent hours trying on various outfits and checking himself out in the mirror. It was nearly eleven o'clock before he settled on something to wear. When he noticed how late it was, he cursed. Though it was fun trying on all these clothes, he still wanted to have a night out on the town as a woman. He wanted to feel what it was like to flirt with guys, have someone buy him a drink for a change, and all sorts of other fun. He knew it...

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Another Round of Favorites from the Archives

This batch also happens to include one of my favorite photos (I have a lot of those).

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A Night to Remember, Part 2 (Requested)

Gregg was completely giddy, ready to start his night as Sheila. He went to the "Employees Only" area of the restaurant. Upon finding a key labeled "7" in Sheila's shorts, he went to the corresponding locker to pull out her street clothes and other belongings. He got completely turned on as he took off the Hooters uniform and put on the dress from the locker.

It was a nice outfit. Gregg figured she had probably worn it thinking that he would immediately go out from the restaurant. Honest...

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And with More Archives...

Don't forget that if you remember a particular caption, you can send me a message and I will try to find it. (It may take some work and your help, but they can almost all be found.)

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What Types of Captions Do You Like?

In the spirit of posting the start of a requested caption series today, I was wondering what sort of types of captions people like seeing? Feel free to select multiple!

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A Night to Remember, Part 1 (Requested)

[Pulling this one from the archives was a true challenge. But it was requested, and I happy to try to oblige as much as possible!]

Gregg had known his buddy, Ted, since they were little. Ted knew every little thing about Gregg; his biggest fears, his most secret desires. When Gregg finally got engaged, obviously he asked Ted to be his Best Man. Ted promised his friend that the Bachelor Party would be one that he would never forget. It started out at Hooters, which made Gregg groan. Did...

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Some Fancy Archives, Some No So Fancy

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The Game, Part 3 (early access)

Part 1 and Part 2 were posted on the main blog.

Emma hoped the break was just watching some TV or something, but her friends wanted to go out to a club. Normally, Emma would be all down for that -- she loved the club -- but given the current situation, she was a little concerned. H...

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Or Maybe Old Captions Weren't So Weird

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Possession (Animated archive)

Joe he tugged on the hem of the skirt. Yeah, it was a little short, but this body? This body was amazing! That possession spell he bought online was expensive, but it was well worth it; for the next 24 hours, he'd be in Misty's body. He smiled as he looked as his own body lying lifeless next to him. Joe didn't realize that while he was possessing Misty, Misty's conscious was in his body, just unable to do anything. She watched in horror as he ran his hands gently up and down his new curves. S...

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When Old Captions Were REALLY Weird...

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Who the Hell Are You? (early access)

“Jason...Jason, wake up.” An oddly familiar voice rang through Jason’s ears.

Jason could barely move. There had been a weird flash of light, and the next thing he knew he was laid out on the floor. As he slowly opened his eyes, he looked up to see a very familiar face.

“Who the hell are you?” Jason gasped, “And how did you steal my face!?”

“I didn’t steal anything. We swapped bodies. Look down at yourself.”

Once glance, and it was obvious. Jason had...

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Continuous Archives


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