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Derailed (Patreon exclusive)

The train rumbled down the tracks like it did every evening with everyone minding their business as they headed home from work. But then the lights flickered and the train jerked from side to side. Most assumed the worst, something such as a derailment. But the train seemed fine; the other passengers seemed fine other than a little jostling. Then people began to notice themselves.

Bill had fallen into the aisles, and when he picked himself back into a nearby seat, he knew something was ...

Leap Archives

Co-Workers, Part 4 (Patreon exclusive)

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The Short Month of Archives

Laughing at a Funeral (early access)

Ahmed knew everyone was staring at him. Usually funerals were somber occasions, and here he was full of smiles. Of course, he couldn’t tell any of his relatives or friends who he was, that he was alive, and about how he had his brain transplanted into this woman’s body. He had signed all sorts of confidential statements to not reveal any of it.

He thought he’d be showing up to this thing as a way to say goodbye to everyone he knew. He thought he’d be just as sad as they were. Bu...

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Wisdom (Patreon exclusive)

Peter knew he should’ve gotten his wisdom teeth removed years ago, but he had to put it off until he had good enough dental insurance. He was 30 by the time he was able; he was pretty sure his dentist was younger than he was. He had a bit of a crush on her, but he’d certainly never tell.

The process that day started with him getting some drugs to be passed out and numb while they removed the teeth. While under, he had the most amazing hallucination; he dreamt he was inside the body ...

Several Multi-Part Captions Here

This archive has several that were captions that were part of a multi-part story (check the past few days).

App (Patreon exclusive)

“Come on, Dude! Stop being so upset! Our app worked! It fucking worked!” Devin said as he showed off the app’s dashboard.

“I know,” Brett said frustrated, “But it was supposed to swap our bodies. Instead it swapped you and my girlfriend. As you can imagine, she’s not happy about it. She’s not even speaking with me.”

“Who cares? Sure, there were some miscalculations, but we have an app that literally switches bodies! We’re gonna be rich!”

Brett grabbed...

Archives Come Crawling Back

College Town (early access)

Despite growing up in a college town, Matt just hadn’t been the type to go to university. Though when he suddenly found himself in one after a flash of light shone in his face, he knew where he was; he just didn’t know who he was -- the slender manicured fingers, the feminine curves hiding behind the bulky sweater -- he had become a woman!

He didn’t seem to be the only one in the wrong body either. Everyone in the lecture hall was screaming or grabbing their heads or their bodies....

Pop Culture and Archives

As much fun as captions that play on pop culture are fun, I rarely did them! I don't know why!

How Do You Feel? (Patreon exclusive)

“...And how do you feel?” The doctor asked.

“How do I feel?” Xavier questioned, “How do you think I feel? You attacked me and a random woman in the elevator; you inject us with something that causes us to pass out. When I wake up, I’m inside of her body and I’m handcuffed to this chair. Meanwhile, I can see my own body across the room with its skull carved open, it’s brain missing with blood dripping out -- presumably because my brain in now in this woman’s body. And t...

Curious Archives

Rubbing It In (Patreon exclusive)

Pamela had hoped her roommate, Jason, would have left for work already. Instead, she found him standing in the kitchen stretching while making breakfast. He had become quite insufferable every since the Great Shift.

“Isn’t it a lovely morning?” Jason asked.

“Could you just stop with that shit?” Pamela grunted.

“What shit?”

“The whole being so happy all the time just because the Shift swapped you into the body of a contortionist.”

“She was a ba...

Still Technically Early in the Archives

Co-Workers, Part 3 (Patreon exclusive)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | 2024-02-21 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Archives from Everywhere

Back in the day, I had many different caption site (I guess if you count this Patreon, I still have three or so), and they all had different focuses and themes, and so on. This pulls from a few different ones.

Mom (Patreon exclusive)

For a moment, things went dark for Ronald. His senses numbed. It was a voice that seemed to bring him back.

“Mommy!” It cried, “Are you okay, Mommy?”

Ronald was able to open his eyes. He was sitting in a diner with a small child across from him.

“Are you hurt, Mommy?” The child asked.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Ronald asked, “I’m not your fucking Mommy, Kid.”

The child put his hands over his ears, “Those are bad words, Mommy! Y...

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Clicked the Link (Patreon exclusive)

“I’m out! I’m fucking out!” Franklin laughed. He had no idea how long he had been trapped, but he was thankful to be human once more. How many years ago had he visited that website? It promised to change his life, but instead he found himself getting sucked into the web -- stuck in limbo on the internet for who knows how long. It was a numb feeling to be stuck there as time slowly passed. Someone else needed to click the same link he did, but no one did for years.

Until one day,...

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Prepared (Patreon exclusive)

Shopping for tampons wasn’t exactly what Walter wanted to be doing on a Sunday afternoon...or any afternoon...or any time, really. But it had become a new necessity for him after the Great Shift. He was one of many men who now had the body of a woman; and also one of the many who wasn’t very happy about it.

He supposed he should be thankful that the convenience store was even open so soon after the Shift. He figured he should also have been thankful to the woman he swapped with for ...

Overarching Archives

Haunted House, Part 3 (early access)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Anna and I should have listened to Conor. He had always been the smartest and most level headed amongst us. It’s not that we didn’t find Erika in Conor’s body -- we did -- but it was a trap. That ‘weird guy’ that Conor had mentioned now had two new bod...

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Haunted House, Part 2 (early access)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 

Once free, Conor began to make head straight upstairs.

“Where are you going?” I asked him.

“Dude, we need to get out of here.” There was a sense of urgency and panic he spoke with; and even though it was technically Erika’s voice, it still sounded a ...

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A Fun Vacation (Patreon exclusive)

“Oh, lighten up, Mike!” Jen told her boyfriend, “It’s still going to be a fun vacation!”

“This isn’t how it’s supposed to work, Jenny!” Mike said sternly, “When you come to Exchange Island, you’re supposed to swap bodies, but for some reason we both got stuck halfway! The resort said they hadn’t seen anything like this before, and they have no idea what’s going to be happen to us when we leave. We could be stuck like this!”

“And so what? I already lik...