An attempt on your life turns into memory lane as you look into the eyes of your sorta ex girlfriend whom has guilt, nervousness, and fluster written all over her face. She didn't expect this, and neither did you. She reveals that somebody had a hit out on you and she's a professional assassin- not an accountant like she once claimed while living your 'normal' lives. She is down to give up her current life as an assassin for you, her conflict of interest, so that the two of you can live. ...
2024-01-23 07:21:33 +0000 UTC
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THERE'S A ROACH IN THE APARTMENT! OH LORD JESUS! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? You kill it! You want me to kill it? I don't want to kill it! EW! NO! .... Fine, I'll kill it! Hand me something! YUCK! Oh... it's dead... now I'm kind of sad.
Something a little different this time. A very silly audio and something that probably has happened to you in real life... I know it's happened to me.
2024-01-23 04:12:50 +0000 UTC
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In a fantasy mood... choose your fav
2024-01-21 06:11:26 +0000 UTC
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You've been in love with the princess since the two of you were kids. She's been in love with you, too. The only problem is, her parents set up an engagement to the prince of another kingdom. That is the price for a treaty between these two factions. As the months drew closer to their wedding date, you grew weary. There was no chance you were going to sit around and watch the love of your life be wed to someone else. You planned to leave, until the princess bursts into your room demanding...
2024-01-19 07:12:49 +0000 UTC
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You've been beaten. You're bleeding out in an abandoned building. It's cold and none of your comrades are in sight. They left with the rest of the troops after a battle with the vampires. You see a shape wander through the concrete building. The first thing you see; red eyes. She's a vampire. Your cowardice clearly shows as you tremble against the wall, not strong enough to hold your own against her even with a weapon. She sees right through you. She'll spare you- save your life even- onl...
2024-01-16 08:09:56 +0000 UTC
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You've been working on a project with your co-worker for a while and little words have been exchanged between you two. In the midst of one of your nightly sessions, your co-worker decides to try and get to know you better. You've always been intimidated by her boisterous attitude, so you don't reveal much to her. Knowing that she wouldn't get much out of you, she decides to ask you out for drinks where the both of you are able to loosen up and she shares her deep attraction for you; her s...
2024-01-16 00:44:56 +0000 UTC
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I'M BACK TO DOING POLLS BABY! Thought this would be a good time since I'm technically all caught up and am back to my normal schedule; very exciting, I know. It was difficult since right after the holidays I had gotten covid... which really SUCKED and now I have a cough for probably the next 4 months. Yippee... Also my sleep schedule has been TOTALLY out of wack... I would blame the covid but I gotta say it WAS my time management skills that fucked me over this time as well as my everlasting ...
2024-01-12 07:49:47 +0000 UTC
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After dressing up and going out to dinner with your girlfriend and a bunch of friends, you're feeling really down about your appearance. You've never dressed so formally in the midst of your other friends you felt drowned out, unattractive, and inferior. It's affected your mood and when the two of you get home your girlfriend is quick to notice. She's understanding, and uses the opportunity to tell you how much she idolizes you and how hopelessly in love with you she really is.
2024-01-12 07:34:43 +0000 UTC
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You wake up in a dark room... it's quiet, until a woman is seen hovering above your face, asking if you're conscious. That woman, to your misfortune, is your best friend. She reveals she is taking care of you while your concussed. She lets her guard down a little with you, and reveals some deep feelings. Knowing her, you don't take them at face value and call her out on her phrasing. You decide to tease her over her half-confession, which you reciprocate, and when she gets fed up you ask ...
2024-01-08 07:57:20 +0000 UTC
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Looking for your girlfriend, you wander out to the living room where she's found; replying to messages on her phone. She invites you over, and the two of you have a very sleepy chat together where you reveal things about each other you wouldn't normally say.
Yes, I was very sleepy when I recorded and improvised this. Gives it the most authentic feel.
MUSIC:
In Memory of Jean Talon - The Mini Vandals
Oman Groomer - The Mini Vandals
T'as ou les vaches - Dan Bodan
2024-01-07 08:13:30 +0000 UTC
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Your girlfriend just got home from work at a very late hour. She's very surprised to see you awake and becomes concerned. Why are you awake at this hour? You reveal that your anxiety has kept you up. That, paired with your girlfriend's absence, was keeping you tossing and turning all night. Your girlfriend talks you through your anxiety and stays up telling you stories of her childhood to help you fall asleep.
2024-01-06 03:44:03 +0000 UTC
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You invite your best friend over to help you prepare for a date. You never let her know whom you're going with, though, and it definitely gets on her nerves. You go all out, buying her a dress and a promise ring. You know she's the one, you've known her for years and you're absolutely positive she has feelings for you too with how she's been acting towards you lately. You decide to wait out the surprise, just to see how she reacts. She lets her jealous side show, getting a little possessi...
2024-01-03 06:31:45 +0000 UTC
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It has been a wild, very busy, very exhausting couple of weeks for me. I was initially ahead of the game before Christmas, and now I'm very much behind. I'm planning on getting ahead again this week, so if you see an influx of early audios, polls, or anything else of that sort- don't worry.
I'm hoping I can backlog a whole week's worth of audios before the weekend. Having that extra cushion for me- I've realized- puts me more at ease when making audios. It can be stressful keeping up so...
2024-01-02 07:26:14 +0000 UTC
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You need help with your homework, and quickly. You decide that summoning a demon, for some reason, is your best bet. The demon, whom is sexy, stunning, and brilliant, is appalled that you summoned a demon for such a miniscule task. She's used to conquering lands, finishing wars, and offering people things that they cannot refuse. She's further drawn back when you reveal that you have no offering for her labor, and despite being a little bit offended at first she decides to help you ...
2024-01-02 07:19:31 +0000 UTC
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The two of you are from completely different worlds but click so well. You've been dating for a while in secrecy and your girlfriend has become tired of it. She wants to show you off and tell the whole school that you're hers. You, however, are afraid of the backlash that may come from both your friends and her friends. You show hesitancy but your girlfriend insists that this is the next step of your relationship, but is wary of your boundaries and comfortability.
2023-12-29 07:27:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey ya'll. My Christmas festivities with my family and friends ended today and because it's been four or five days, I am extremely behind on content. By the time you see this I will have released a new audio which was EXTREMELY LAST MINUTE and it does not have an early release. Due to me wanting to maintain my schedule this week, I have to skip that part of my upload process and just drop it as soon as it finished processing.
I want to catch up again desperately and backlog audios in ti...
2023-12-28 05:43:37 +0000 UTC
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You've been seeing this girl for a short time now and you decided to walk back to her place after your date. It's very comfortable, and despite the fact that she revealed she was initially uncomfortable she has finally been able to be herself around you. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, it begins to rain. The two of you have conversations about your childhood, comfortability levels, and perhaps staying the night and warming up from the rain.
2023-12-24 06:27:36 +0000 UTC
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You walk into the bathroom to find your girlfriend flossing. She has an extensive routine, which you both love and hate. Tonight, she ends up convincing you to do SOME of the activities listed in her routine; which she's very excited to share with you! After all that, she's definitely going to reward you with some sweet sweet cuddles.
2023-12-21 05:58:15 +0000 UTC
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I had no clue what to record for the exclusive this week, so I decided to do a little book review of what I've read recently! You can either think of this as a sort of podcast OR you can do what you usually do and think of me as your girlfriend yammering over something- take your pick, I don't mind.
Anyways, here are the books featured:
Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros - 7.5/10
Final Offer by Lauren Asher - 4/10
Love Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood - ...
2023-12-18 08:13:17 +0000 UTC
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You usually call your long distance girlfriend often, but lately you've not had the chance to get together due to your busy schedule. Your girlfriend misses you, but gets extremely tired at the end of the day; even though she would like to talk to you more. She rambles on about what she's interested in before the sleepy takes over and she falls asleep on call.
Note: The full audio is 1 hr long, but Patreon constraints files of that size so I cut it in half. I figured it didn't ...
2023-12-18 03:34:44 +0000 UTC
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THE QUALITY IS SO BUTT AWFUL OH MAAHHH GAWWWDD I HAVE TO START OVER SEE YA IN A COUPLE HOURS
2023-12-18 02:53:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang,
Definitely still behind on audios, I’m thinking of just releasing the second YT audio that’s for this week next week since I just recorded it and I’ll get a headstart if I post it then (obviously you guys will get it early).
I also recorded it on my phone since I was terribly tired tonight and wanted to lay down so we’ll have to see how that does in terms of quality. If it’s bad, I’ll just make it a “phone call” sorta deal- I’ll edit it tomorrow so youâ...
2023-12-17 07:53:58 +0000 UTC
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You've been in some trouble lately with a group of people at school. They make orders and you must follow them or else you get beat. Your bully, who mainly just mocks you and cheats off you, notices what's up. This wouldn't be a problem, except the fact that she has a possessive streak. To her, you are HERS; and nobody touches what's hers. She'll teach them a lesson and walk away with you as her prize.
2023-12-13 06:33:41 +0000 UTC
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You are a very inexperienced baker. You decide, while your girlfriend is out, to impress her by learning how to bake yourself. You weren't successful, and instead of coming home to cooked pastries your girlfriend came home to a real life kitchen nightmare. Instead of scolding you, your girlfriend decides to teach you how to make a pastry of your choice. The two of you bake; together.
2023-12-13 06:23:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys,
Sorry for the lack of exclusive this week! I promise I meant to get one out today but the day got away from me. As per usual, you’ll be getting two next week to make up for today.
Thanks!
2023-12-11 03:41:05 +0000 UTC
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Today's the day. You're finally going to win over the receptionist who you've been pining for since the day the two of you met. She's very reserved and shows very little interest in your flirting, but a few laughs, smiles, and even a blush here and there is able to show you that it's all just an act. You're ready to take the next step. What you weren't ready for, was when she sees the flowers you bought her to confess and she twists the entire thing before you're even able to reveal anyth...
2023-12-09 05:54:49 +0000 UTC
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Your very excited and eager girlfriend sees you playing that video game and REALLY wants to know how it works since you don't share a lot of common hobbies. After weaseling her way in, she attempts to take her best shot at the game and you beat her every time. She promises you that in the future she'll get better so you guys can play together and ultimately spend more time together that isn't set aside for your relationship.
2023-12-06 04:15:13 +0000 UTC
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Life is full of unknowns. It's a terrifying reality. Life is also full of good things, and sometimes during the low spots they're hard to see. Sometimes, all you need is a person to pull you through and make you see the light.
Another insanely personal banger from Egg. I totally didn't cry in the midst of recording. Lately I've been super duper emotional, as some of you know, and it has a lot to do with me thinking about stuff like this. I hope this is a comforting c...
2023-12-02 06:51:45 +0000 UTC
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Vote on next week's video because as of right now I have too many ideas :p
2023-12-01 04:14:50 +0000 UTC
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